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The Importance of Writing in Correct English

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By *heitaliandreamer OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Northampton

Please Let's make an effort to write in correct English on our forums. Poor grammar makes threads hard to understand. Using proper English improves clarity, encourages inclusive communication, and enhances the overall quality of our

discussions. Thank you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
48 weeks ago

North West

Wuu2?

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Nps bbz

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By *naswingdressWoman
48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I believe it's a forum rule not to criticise other people's spelling or grammar...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
48 weeks ago

East Sussex

Personally I think that accepting that not everyone is able for many reasons to use correct English is more inclusive. As long as I can understand what someone has written I'm ok

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

I predict, in faultless English, that this won't end well.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
48 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


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Please Let's make an effort to write in correct English on our forums. Poor grammar makes threads hard to understand. Using proper English improves clarity, encourages inclusive communication, and enhances the overall quality of our

discussions. Thank you "

Some may struggle with this, dyslexics and people who have English as a second language

Not good to dictate to people. As long as people are making the effort and it's legible then you are free to ignore it

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Soz!

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By *eordieJeansCouple
48 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Da fuq iz this bro?

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"

Please Let's make an effort to write in correct English on our forums. Poor grammar makes threads hard to understand. Using proper English improves clarity, encourages inclusive communication, and enhances the overall quality of our

discussions. Thank you "

What would you say is correct English?

-Cockney ?

-Brummie ?

-Geordie ?

-Scouse ?

-Posh ?

And there's loads of dialects of English.. Irish, Scottish etc.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
48 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"

Please Let's make an effort to write in correct English on our forums. Poor grammar makes threads hard to understand. Using proper English improves clarity, encourages inclusive communication, and enhances the overall quality of our

discussions. Thank you

What would you say is correct English?

-Cockney ?

-Brummie ?

-Geordie ?

-Scouse ?

-Posh ?

And there's loads of dialects of English.. Irish, Scottish etc."

Geordie is the only correct answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"

Please Let's make an effort to write in correct English on our forums. Poor grammar makes threads hard to understand. Using proper English improves clarity, encourages inclusive communication, and enhances the overall quality of our

discussions. Thank you "

It would help if the forums had an edit function, I sometimes post and then realise I've made a mistake but can't be bothered to delete and start again.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
48 weeks ago

London

As gross as text speech is, this post gives me the ick. I try to spell and grammar good but I'm also dyslexic and I assume there's others on the board for whatever reason have issues. Most likely typing with their left hand.

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By *heitaliandreamer OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Northampton

I believe in the importance of expressing personal thoughts freely, especially in a diverse online community where not everyone speaks English as their native language. As a non-native English speaker myself, I understand the challenges that come with effective communication on this forum. My recent message wasn't intended to offend anyone, and I ask that no one pretends to be offended.

Indeed, the importance of using proper English grammar cannot be overstated. When we communicate with clarity and precision, we enable a more inclusive and accessible environment for all members, regardless of their native language. Let's strive to uphold linguistic standards to ensure that our thoughts and ideas are effectively conveyed and understood by everyone.

This is my personal opinion and of course you are free to do whatever you like.

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By *amierebelMan
48 weeks ago

nae danger.

Kl

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"I believe in the importance of expressing personal thoughts freely, especially in a diverse online community where not everyone speaks English as their native language. As a non-native English speaker myself, I understand the challenges that come with effective communication on this forum. My recent message wasn't intended to offend anyone, and I ask that no one pretends to be offended.

Indeed, the importance of using proper English grammar cannot be overstated. …..

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I think it can.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"I believe it's a forum rule not to criticise other people's spelling or grammar..."

Peoples' *

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By *hrimper36Couple
48 weeks ago

Central France dept 36

With your permission op I’d like to disagree with you on this thread topic and welcome all discussion in any and all forms.

English is a fluid language and as such we accept peoples mistakes and allow them to go unpunished by not impolitely pointing them out.

This information I give to all of my online

students learning English.

Shaming others for their failings brings shame onto yourself.

Have fun op.

T

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By *ools and the brainCouple
48 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

My humble opinion is that it's just laziness.

Unless you have severe dyslexia there's really no excuse.

With everyone having predictive text and spell check available it's really not difficult.

Obviously punctuation and the use of correct words is a different matter.

I personally suffer from dyslexia and without predictive my post's would be gobbledygook, however my punctuation and the use of correct words (where, were) really confuses me so while my grammar may not be perfect I do feel the we have the ability to at least spell words correctly regardless of our edumacations

I think it's more to do with people rushing replies and not pre reading before postings

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
48 weeks ago

London


"I believe in the importance of expressing personal thoughts freely, especially in a diverse online community where not everyone speaks English as their native language. As a non-native English speaker myself, I understand the challenges that come with effective communication on this forum. My recent message wasn't intended to offend anyone, and I ask that no one pretends to be offended.

Indeed, the importance of using proper English grammar cannot be overstated. When we communicate with clarity and precision, we enable a more inclusive and accessible environment for all members, regardless of their native language. Let's strive to uphold linguistic standards to ensure that our thoughts and ideas are effectively conveyed and understood by everyone.

This is my personal opinion and of course you are free to do whatever you like.

"

I just don't think a shit posting forum on a sex site is that deep.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
48 weeks ago

North West

I wasn't aware that we were being tested on our SPaG here as well

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By *naswingdressWoman
48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I believe it's a forum rule not to criticise other people's spelling or grammar...

Peoples' *"

I'd point out why you're wrong, but that would be hypocritical of me.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
48 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"

Indeed, the importance of using proper English grammar cannot be overstated. When we communicate with clarity and precision, we enable a more inclusive and accessible environment for all members, regardless of their native language. Let's strive to uphold linguistic standards to ensure that our thoughts and ideas are effectively conveyed and understood by everyone.

This is my personal opinion and of course you are free to do whatever you like.

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Proper communication and use of correct grammar, doesn't promote inclusion.

Thats down to people's attitudes, behaviour, and how they conduct themselves. IMHO IDK WUU2 FAF

MR

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By *naswingdressWoman
48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Writing, like any communication, is give and take.

I think one should aim to be understood, but some people are more capable of that than others. Some people are more capable of understanding than others, as well.

I try to interpret things that are unclear to me as well as write in a way that I believe is common usage.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Request denied

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
48 weeks ago

London


"I believe it's a forum rule not to criticise other people's spelling or grammar...

Peoples' *

I'd point out why you're wrong, but that would be hypocritical of me."

I hope you only use your power of grammar for good

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

I think your right PO

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
48 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I believe in the importance of expressing personal thoughts freely, especially in a diverse online community where not everyone speaks English as their native language. As a non-native English speaker myself, I understand the challenges that come with effective communication on this forum. My recent message wasn't intended to offend anyone, and I ask that no one pretends to be offended.

Indeed, the importance of using proper English grammar cannot be overstated. When we communicate with clarity and precision, we enable a more inclusive and accessible environment for all members, regardless of their native language. Let's strive to uphold linguistic standards to ensure that our thoughts and ideas are effectively conveyed and understood by everyone.

This is my personal opinion and of course you are free to do whatever you like.

"

Some people struggle with 'clarity and precision' though and I think that needs to be recognised, you talk about being inclusive but your post comes across as anything but. A little empathy does no harm

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By *ools and the brainCouple
48 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"I think your right PO"

Ice c what u did there!

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"My humble opinion is that it's just laziness.

Unless you have severe dyslexia there's really no excuse.

With everyone having predictive text and spell check available it's really not difficult.

Obviously punctuation and the use of correct words is a different matter. "

I actually do believe it’s difficult, for me to try and type some of the words I’m trying to say and use, and take me an awful long time for my phone to recognise what word I’m trying to type to correct it. a friend advised me to use speech, which is better, but it’s a slow process. And by the time I’ve made an effort and come back to correct, it’s miss typing I often delete because I can’t be arsed

I just now pray, that people have had patience with me, and no, I’m not an illiterate head

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
48 weeks ago

London


"I think your right PO

Ice c what u did there!"

That was actually painful to read. Congratulations

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"I think your right PO

Ice c what u did there!"

Hilare.. hillarea….

Funny

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
48 weeks ago

London


"I think your right PO

Ice c what u did there!

Hilare.. hillarea….

Funny "

The struggle is real

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By *hrimper36Couple
48 weeks ago

Central France dept 36


"I believe it's a forum rule not to criticise other people's spelling or grammar...

Peoples' *

I'd point out why you're wrong, but that would be hypocritical of me.

I hope you only use your power of grammar for good "

Imho that was funny .

T

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

I agree OP....some peeps don't use punctuation & their statuses or sentences can mean something totally different when there`s no commas or full stops & it can be difficult to know exactly what they mean....

I don't mind the odd typo though

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By *ools and the brainCouple
48 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"My humble opinion is that it's just laziness.

Unless you have severe dyslexia there's really no excuse.

With everyone having predictive text and spell check available it's really not difficult.

Obviously punctuation and the use of correct words is a different matter.

I actually do believe it’s difficult, for me to try and type some of the words I’m trying to say and use, and take me an awful long time for my phone to recognise what word I’m trying to type to correct it. a friend advised me to use speech, which is better, but it’s a slow process. And by the time I’ve made an effort and come back to correct, it’s miss typing I often delete because I can’t be arsed

I just now pray, that people have had patience with me, and no, I’m not an illiterate head "

It can take me up to ten goes to find the correct word sometimes.

I sympathise as yes it's not easy but it's available to use my point is the for the most part it's laziness people not pre reading posts or usually abbreviation and assume everyone knows what they mean.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
48 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I agree OP....some peeps don't use punctuation & their statuses or sentences can mean something totally different when there`s no commas or full stops & it can be difficult to know exactly what they mean....

I don't mind the odd typo though "

You're right

Let's eat Grandma

Let's eat, Grandma

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
48 weeks ago

Tamworth

Are you OK OP?

Like seriously?

Alot of your posts and comments are very odd.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
48 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Language evolves and there's little point complaining that folk aren't up to what you see as the right standard.

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By *itygamesMan
48 weeks ago

UK

How Now Brown Cow

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By *ealitybitesMan
48 weeks ago

Belfast

The very fact you referred to "our forums" immediately rules out any argument regarding inclusion.

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By *heitaliandreamer OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Northampton

Thank you all for your constructive replies. As usual, some of you have completely misunderstood the meaning of my thread but that's how things go in life. We can't have it all

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Ironic

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By *naswingdressWoman
48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Thank you all for your constructive replies. As usual, some of you have completely misunderstood the meaning of my thread but that's how things go in life. We can't have it all "

If a substantial group of people have misunderstood, then that's potentially an argument that you have communicated poorly. Given you seem invested in clear communication, would you care to try again?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
48 weeks ago

North West


"Thank you all for your constructive replies. As usual, some of you have completely misunderstood the meaning of my thread but that's how things go in life. We can't have it all "

But I want it all,

I want it all.

And I want it now!

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By *heitaliandreamer OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Northampton


"Are you OK OP?

Like seriously?

Alot of your posts and comments are very odd. "

I am Italian mate...you should know Italian are known for being different and odds

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple
48 weeks ago

carluke

Language evolves, people make typos, phone’s autocorrect when they shouldn’t.

Now saying that, when a message comes through that we can’t understand because it’s just a random sequence of words, letters and sometimes even numbers, it does make us sigh.

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By *naswingdressWoman
48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Thank you all for your constructive replies. As usual, some of you have completely misunderstood the meaning of my thread but that's how things go in life. We can't have it all

But I want it all,

I want it all.

And I want it now! "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRTkCHE1sS4

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By *batMan
48 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

I think some people might use it as a filter. If they want to fuck somebody’s brains out, it doesn’t matter, but if they want a pen pal, it does.

I think proper usage of written language makes written communication easier, but this is a swinger site.

Gbat

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
48 weeks ago

North West


"Are you OK OP?

Like seriously?

Alot of your posts and comments are very odd.

I am Italian mate...you should know Italian are known for being different and odds "

*Tempted to correct grammar*

*Takes finger off the trigger*

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By *luttyLaylaWoman
48 weeks ago

North West

The title of this forum isn’t written correctly lol

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By *allySlinkyWoman
48 weeks ago

Leeds


"

Please Let's make an effort to write in correct English on our forums. Poor grammar makes threads hard to understand. "

Why the capital L ?

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
48 weeks ago

London


"I agree OP....some peeps don't use punctuation & their statuses or sentences can mean something totally different when there`s no commas or full stops & it can be difficult to know exactly what they mean....

I don't mind the odd typo though

You're right

Let's eat Grandma

Let's eat, Grandma

"

Like... In a sexy way?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
48 weeks ago

Leeds


"The title of this forum isn’t written correctly lol "

What is wrong with it ?

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
48 weeks ago

Tamworth


"Are you OK OP?

Like seriously?

Alot of your posts and comments are very odd.

I am Italian mate...you should know Italian are known for being different and odds "

Riiiiight.

I'll remind the Italian side of my family to be more odd. Perhaps they're too steeped in British culture to remember their roots

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
48 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I agree OP....some peeps don't use punctuation & their statuses or sentences can mean something totally different when there`s no commas or full stops & it can be difficult to know exactly what they mean....

I don't mind the odd typo though

You're right

Let's eat Grandma

Let's eat, Grandma

Like... In a sexy way?"

If that's your kink then hell yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"I predict, in faultless English, that this won't end well. "

You're absolutely on the money with that quote.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
48 weeks ago

London


"Thank you all for your constructive replies. As usual, some of you have completely misunderstood the meaning of my thread but that's how things go in life. We can't have it all "

If you want to communicate effectively then you need to consider the way in which people understand and receive communication.

You can communicate perfectly in Italian but if the person only speaks Cantonese then you are doing a poor job of communicating to that person

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By *batMan
48 weeks ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)


"I am Italian mate...you should know Italian are known for being different and odds "

I am Italian, mate. You should know Italians are known for being different and odd.

Spot the differences? But we knew what you meant.

Incidentally, being “different and odd” isn’t an Italian trait. Nationalities don’t display traits anymore than brown horses when compared to black.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"I agree OP....some peeps don't use punctuation & their statuses or sentences can mean something totally different when there`s no commas or full stops & it can be difficult to know exactly what they mean....

I don't mind the odd typo though

You're right

Let's eat Grandma

Let's eat, Grandma

"

Perfect Example

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By *naswingdressWoman
48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Are you OK OP?

Like seriously?

Alot of your posts and comments are very odd.

I am Italian mate...you should know Italian are known for being different and odds

*Tempted to correct grammar*

*Takes finger off the trigger*"

my red pen finger also gets itchy sometimes

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
48 weeks ago

London


"I agree OP....some peeps don't use punctuation & their statuses or sentences can mean something totally different when there`s no commas or full stops & it can be difficult to know exactly what they mean....

I don't mind the odd typo though

You're right

Let's eat Grandma

Let's eat, Grandma

Like... In a sexy way?

If that's your kink then hell yeah "

Well there's one way to find out

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By *affeine DuskMan
48 weeks ago

Caerphilly


"you are free to do whatever you like.

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Thanks.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
48 weeks ago

London


"Are you OK OP?

Like seriously?

Alot of your posts and comments are very odd.

I am Italian mate...you should know Italian are known for being different and odds

*Tempted to correct grammar*

*Takes finger off the trigger*

my red pen finger also gets itchy sometimes "

OP is flying dangerously close to detention

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By *naswingdressWoman
48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Are you OK OP?

Like seriously?

Alot of your posts and comments are very odd.

I am Italian mate...you should know Italian are known for being different and odds

*Tempted to correct grammar*

*Takes finger off the trigger*

my red pen finger also gets itchy sometimes

OP is flying dangerously close to detention "

eh, in my line of work, the more fucked up the English is, the more I get paid

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
48 weeks ago

London


"Are you OK OP?

Like seriously?

Alot of your posts and comments are very odd.

I am Italian mate...you should know Italian are known for being different and odds

*Tempted to correct grammar*

*Takes finger off the trigger*

my red pen finger also gets itchy sometimes

OP is flying dangerously close to detention

eh, in my line of work, the more fucked up the English is, the more I get paid "

How often do you send back fab messages with red lines, corrections and a grade attached?

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
48 weeks ago

Tamworth


"I am Italian mate...you should know Italian are known for being different and odds

I am Italian, mate. You should know Italians are known for being different and odd.

Spot the differences? But we knew what you meant.

Incidentally, being “different and odd” isn’t an Italian trait. Nationalities don’t display traits anymore than brown horses when compared to black.

Gbat "

You're right. I was having a good rummage through the green arrow as I was sure I recognised the OPs fab name. Much of the "oddness" I initially mentioned is the same as we see from many others, a mix of nationalities I'm sure.

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By *naswingdressWoman
48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Are you OK OP?

Like seriously?

Alot of your posts and comments are very odd.

I am Italian mate...you should know Italian are known for being different and odds

*Tempted to correct grammar*

*Takes finger off the trigger*

my red pen finger also gets itchy sometimes

OP is flying dangerously close to detention

eh, in my line of work, the more fucked up the English is, the more I get paid

How often do you send back fab messages with red lines, corrections and a grade attached? "

Never.

I won't say it hasn't occurred to me

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By *heitaliandreamer OP   Man
48 weeks ago

Northampton

I wish you all a loving 2024 by the way

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By *naswingdressWoman
48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I wish you all a loving 2024 by the way "

Because this thread went so well?

Also - trying to remove ambiguity, not correcting - do you mean "loving", or "lovely"?

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
48 weeks ago

Horley

I think that we could all improve our vocabulary and grammar, but I honestly just don’t feel that this forum is the best space to proselytise it. It reminds me of those swinging venues that advertise as being exclusive, for “elite couples”. Just feel uncomfortable with the sentiment, but I’m sure that wasn’t intended on your part, OP

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
48 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

When we're all communicating online via ChatGPT-like text generators in a decades time, we're going to become nostalgic for the human touch of grammatical inaccuracies & spelling mistakes

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By *naswingdressWoman
48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"When we're all communicating online via ChatGPT-like text generators in a decades time, we're going to become nostalgic for the human touch of grammatical inaccuracies & spelling mistakes "

I will have shot myself long before that point. eww

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By *hrista BellendWoman
48 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Where's the fun in that

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
48 weeks ago

North West


"When we're all communicating online via ChatGPT-like text generators in a decades time, we're going to become nostalgic for the human touch of grammatical inaccuracies & spelling mistakes "

Does

Not

Compute

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By *naswingdressWoman
48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"When we're all communicating online via ChatGPT-like text generators in a decades time, we're going to become nostalgic for the human touch of grammatical inaccuracies & spelling mistakes

Does

Not

Compute "

When we become so fucking lazy that we can't even generate meaningful communication and rely on bots to pretend to communicate for us, then we'll long for inaccuracy.

I think is the translation.

As I say, I'll have shot myself, it won't be my problem.

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By *obilebottomMan
48 weeks ago

All over


"Personally I think that accepting that not everyone is able for many reasons to use correct English is more inclusive. As long as I can understand what someone has written I'm ok "

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By *tephanjMan
48 weeks ago

Kettering

I'm with the OP being from the older generation, I sometimes wonder what the hell are people talking about. A lot I can work out but some no way

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
48 weeks ago

North West


"I'm with the OP being from the older generation, I sometimes wonder what the hell are people talking about. A lot I can work out but some no way "

What is correct English grammar? I've listened to Shakespearean, Dickensian and "modern" English recently. Completely different, all 3 of them. What's right?

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By *emorefridaCouple
48 weeks ago

La la land

Can't say I've ever, come across a thread I've not understood because of grammar etc. if I'm not clear on something I ask, it's hardly difficult. But I guess we all have to find something to grumble about occasionally.

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By *emorefridaCouple
48 weeks ago

La la land


"I'm with the OP being from the older generation, I sometimes wonder what the hell are people talking about. A lot I can work out but some no way

What is correct English grammar? I've listened to Shakespearean, Dickensian and "modern" English recently. Completely different, all 3 of them. What's right?"

What about regional dialects? Or are we supposed to be a homogeneous mass?

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"I wish you all a loving 2024 by the way "

Nice. Cute!…..

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By *hrimper36Couple
48 weeks ago

Central France dept 36


"I wish you all a loving 2024 by the way "

Thanks op and you too.

I’m working and waiting for my next call from god knows where in the world and I browsed your green arrow and you really should practice what you preach.

Have fun.

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By *naswingdressWoman
48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'm with the OP being from the older generation, I sometimes wonder what the hell are people talking about. A lot I can work out but some no way

What is correct English grammar? I've listened to Shakespearean, Dickensian and "modern" English recently. Completely different, all 3 of them. What's right?"

I think people believe that there's a snapshot of correct contemporary English, which is whatever they were taught at school or by a primary influence.

If you remember the broke/woke/bespoke meme format, linguists have a whale of a time with it. Stuff like (I'm making this specific one up)

Broke: omg why are people so stupid. Radius derives from Latin and therefore the plural is radii. Octopus derives from ancient languages too and therefore the plural is octopi

Woke: But octopus is derived from Greek, and that noun form doesn't have -ii as a plural. Surely our grammar books are wrong and it should be octopodes?

Bespoke: languages live. If enough people decide the plural is octopiddles, then so be it.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
48 weeks ago

North West


"I'm with the OP being from the older generation, I sometimes wonder what the hell are people talking about. A lot I can work out but some no way

What is correct English grammar? I've listened to Shakespearean, Dickensian and "modern" English recently. Completely different, all 3 of them. What's right?

I think people believe that there's a snapshot of correct contemporary English, which is whatever they were taught at school or by a primary influence.

If you remember the broke/woke/bespoke meme format, linguists have a whale of a time with it. Stuff like (I'm making this specific one up)

Broke: omg why are people so stupid. Radius derives from Latin and therefore the plural is radii. Octopus derives from ancient languages too and therefore the plural is octopi

Woke: But octopus is derived from Greek, and that noun form doesn't have -ii as a plural. Surely our grammar books are wrong and it should be octopodes?

Bespoke: languages live. If enough people decide the plural is octopiddles, then so be it."

It's octopoodles, don't you know? Goodness

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By *hrimper36Couple
48 weeks ago

Central France dept 36


"I am Italian mate...you should know Italian are known for being different and odds

I am Italian, mate. You should know Italians are known for being different and odd.

Spot the differences? But we knew what you meant.

Incidentally, being “different and odd” isn’t an Italian trait. Nationalities don’t display traits anymore than brown horses when compared to black.

Gbat "

Having taught over 9,000 English lessons in 86 different countries this year online I disagree about national traits because imho there are loads that have unique traits very different to others.

T

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
48 weeks ago

North West


"I'm with the OP being from the older generation, I sometimes wonder what the hell are people talking about. A lot I can work out but some no way

What is correct English grammar? I've listened to Shakespearean, Dickensian and "modern" English recently. Completely different, all 3 of them. What's right?

What about regional dialects? Or are we supposed to be a homogeneous mass? "

Erm. Please can you cease and desist with the Greek? I'm an English speaker, don't you know?!

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By *naswingdressWoman
48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'm with the OP being from the older generation, I sometimes wonder what the hell are people talking about. A lot I can work out but some no way

What is correct English grammar? I've listened to Shakespearean, Dickensian and "modern" English recently. Completely different, all 3 of them. What's right?

I think people believe that there's a snapshot of correct contemporary English, which is whatever they were taught at school or by a primary influence.

If you remember the broke/woke/bespoke meme format, linguists have a whale of a time with it. Stuff like (I'm making this specific one up)

Broke: omg why are people so stupid. Radius derives from Latin and therefore the plural is radii. Octopus derives from ancient languages too and therefore the plural is octopi

Woke: But octopus is derived from Greek, and that noun form doesn't have -ii as a plural. Surely our grammar books are wrong and it should be octopodes?

Bespoke: languages live. If enough people decide the plural is octopiddles, then so be it.

It's octopoodles, don't you know? Goodness "

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By *am101aMan
48 weeks ago

swad

As some once told me (in the Nokia no preductive text era) "if its good enough to say, its good enough to spell out properly"!

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By *armandwet50Couple
48 weeks ago

Far far away


"Thank you all for your constructive replies. As usual, some of you have completely misunderstood the meaning of my thread but that's how things go in life. We can't have it all "

That's because you weren't clear and concise OP

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
48 weeks ago

North West


"I am Italian mate...you should know Italian are known for being different and odds

I am Italian, mate. You should know Italians are known for being different and odd.

Spot the differences? But we knew what you meant.

Incidentally, being “different and odd” isn’t an Italian trait. Nationalities don’t display traits anymore than brown horses when compared to black.

Gbat

Having taught over 9,000 English lessons in 86 different countries this year online I disagree about national traits because imho there are loads that have unique traits very different to others.

T"

I think what we see as traits are just learned behaviour. It's not inherent/genetic. We work with international students too and although there are some things you find to be typical of people from certain places/regions, there's enough diversity to dispel the concept of national traits.

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By *ldgeezermeMan
48 weeks ago

Newcastle


"I believe in the importance of expressing personal thoughts freely, especially in a diverse online community where not everyone speaks English as their native language. As a non-native English speaker myself, I understand the challenges that come with effective communication on this forum. My recent message wasn't intended to offend anyone, and I ask that no one pretends to be offended.

Indeed, the importance of using proper English grammar cannot be overstated. When we communicate with clarity and precision, we enable a more inclusive and accessible environment for all members, regardless of their native language. Let's strive to uphold linguistic standards to ensure that our thoughts and ideas are effectively conveyed and understood by everyone.

This is my personal opinion and of course you are free to do whatever you like.

"

This looks like something generated by AI, completely soulless

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By *amdenfunMan
48 weeks ago

London

In the first post, why is the second word capitalised? And why that random paragraph break towards the end?

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"Personally I think that accepting that not everyone is able for many reasons to use correct English is more inclusive. As long as I can understand what someone has written I'm ok "

WELL SAID

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By *amierebelMan
48 weeks ago

nae danger.


"Can't say I've ever, come across a thread I've not understood because of grammar etc. if I'm not clear on something I ask, it's hardly difficult. But I guess we all have to find something to grumble about occasionally. "

Nah to be fair to the guy mine was atrocious earlier

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By *ackformore100Man
48 weeks ago

Tin town


"

Please Let's make an effort to write in correct English on our forums. Poor grammar makes threads hard to understand. Using proper English improves clarity, encourages inclusive communication, and enhances the overall quality of our

discussions. Thank you "

Hallelujah.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Oxford comma; is it correct?

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
48 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence


"I believe in the importance of expressing personal thoughts freely, especially in a diverse online community where not everyone speaks English as their native language. As a non-native English speaker myself, I understand the challenges that come with effective communication on this forum. My recent message wasn't intended to offend anyone, and I ask that no one pretends to be offended.

Indeed, the importance of using proper English grammar cannot be overstated. When we communicate with clarity and precision, we enable a more inclusive and accessible environment for all members, regardless of their native language. Let's strive to uphold linguistic standards to ensure that our thoughts and ideas are effectively conveyed and understood by everyone.

This is my personal opinion and of course you are free to do whatever you like.

This looks like something generated by AI, completely soulless"

This is what I mean.

Imagine if everyone wrote like this?

This is the future though.

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By *ad NannaWoman
48 weeks ago

East London

It isn't inclusive.

Also, we're on a sex forum-usually talking utter crap-not writing to our dear, dear friend Lady Marjory who is wintering in London with The Ton.

Have ya tried hignoring the badly written freds?

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By *emorefridaCouple
48 weeks ago

La la land


"I'm with the OP being from the older generation, I sometimes wonder what the hell are people talking about. A lot I can work out but some no way

What is correct English grammar? I've listened to Shakespearean, Dickensian and "modern" English recently. Completely different, all 3 of them. What's right?

What about regional dialects? Or are we supposed to be a homogeneous mass?

Erm. Please can you cease and desist with the Greek? I'm an English speaker, don't you know?! "

Oops, ma flin 'da fi

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By *ad NannaWoman
48 weeks ago

East London


"I am Italian mate...you should know Italian are known for being different and odds

I am Italian, mate. You should know Italians are known for being different and odd.

Spot the differences? But we knew what you meant.

Incidentally, being “different and odd” isn’t an Italian trait. Nationalities don’t display traits anymore than brown horses when compared to black.

Gbat

Having taught over 9,000 English lessons in 86 different countries this year online I disagree about national traits because imho there are loads that have unique traits very different to others.

T

I think what we see as traits are just learned behaviour. It's not inherent/genetic. We work with international students too and although there are some things you find to be typical of people from certain places/regions, there's enough diversity to dispel the concept of national traits. "

My Moroccan lover teaches English to EAL students and has corrected me a couple of times.

I did leave formal education when I was 14 though.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
48 weeks ago

ashford

Ain't no 1 got time for that! X

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
48 weeks ago

North West


"I'm with the OP being from the older generation, I sometimes wonder what the hell are people talking about. A lot I can work out but some no way

What is correct English grammar? I've listened to Shakespearean, Dickensian and "modern" English recently. Completely different, all 3 of them. What's right?

What about regional dialects? Or are we supposed to be a homogeneous mass?

Erm. Please can you cease and desist with the Greek? I'm an English speaker, don't you know?!

Oops, ma flin 'da fi "

You are forgiven, Frida

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"I believe in the importance of expressing personal thoughts freely, especially in a diverse online community where not everyone speaks English as their native language. As a non-native English speaker myself, I understand the challenges that come with effective communication on this forum. My recent message wasn't intended to offend anyone, and I ask that no one pretends to be offended.

Indeed, the importance of using proper English grammar cannot be overstated. When we communicate with clarity and precision, we enable a more inclusive and accessible environment for all members, regardless of their native language. Let's strive to uphold linguistic standards to ensure that our thoughts and ideas are effectively conveyed and understood by everyone.

This is my personal opinion and of course you are free to do whatever you like.

"

Inclusive and accessible but demanding is not up your street at all, is it? x

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"Ain't no 1 got time for that! X"

Man is not liking this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

No, I don’t do shit people tell me to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Errrr like many on here I have dyslexia too. Plus my head is faster than my fingers so I try to keep up with thoughts, but sometimes that's difficult. I do try to edit and go back, sometimes I miss bits and sometimes I don't have time so I post whatever is written.

I think people try OP no one is generally trying to be obtuse, except for on this post, but I think tolerance to people who struggle, don't have time to edit etc etc..... But in all honesty does it matter, as long as someone can express an opinion or say something on a forum in a way that people can understand and communicate back if they want to?! It's not a piece of critically claimed writing, just a forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

This is an example of what happens.... a thread gets started about a washing machine with problems in its grammar and spelling. That thread gets pounced on about the grammar and spelling, the posters that have difficulties in writing their post see the comments and either get arsey or never post again and the thread gets derailed from washing machine to spelling.

There's a difference between quickness in typing, laziness in spelling and having actual difficulties and the way that I'm reading your opening post is that everyone has to be correct to be included, everyone that has difficulties is not included.

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By *ackformore100Man
48 weeks ago

Tin town


"This is an example of what happens.... a thread gets started about a washing machine with problems in its grammar and spelling. That thread gets pounced on about the grammar and spelling, the posters that have difficulties in writing their post see the comments and either get arsey or never post again and the thread gets derailed from washing machine to spelling.

There's a difference between quickness in typing, laziness in spelling and having actual difficulties and the way that I'm reading your opening post is that everyone has to be correct to be included, everyone that has difficulties is not included.

"

If the instruction manual for the washing machine was in jibberish, it wouldn't help the reader fix their washing machine. People write things on a public forum to communicate with others. Much better if the syntax we learn are used rather than some made up shit that only a handful of people can understand.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
48 weeks ago

North West


"This is an example of what happens.... a thread gets started about a washing machine with problems in its grammar and spelling. That thread gets pounced on about the grammar and spelling, the posters that have difficulties in writing their post see the comments and either get arsey or never post again and the thread gets derailed from washing machine to spelling.

There's a difference between quickness in typing, laziness in spelling and having actual difficulties and the way that I'm reading your opening post is that everyone has to be correct to be included, everyone that has difficulties is not included.

If the instruction manual for the washing machine was in jibberish, it wouldn't help the reader fix their washing machine. People write things on a public forum to communicate with others. Much better if the syntax we learn are used rather than some made up shit that only a handful of people can understand. "

IKEA manages to communicate how to construct pretty complex bits of furniture etc without any words! Aside the name of the product - Esyfårdigbol or something. Probably.

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By *naswingdressWoman
48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"This is an example of what happens.... a thread gets started about a washing machine with problems in its grammar and spelling. That thread gets pounced on about the grammar and spelling, the posters that have difficulties in writing their post see the comments and either get arsey or never post again and the thread gets derailed from washing machine to spelling.

There's a difference between quickness in typing, laziness in spelling and having actual difficulties and the way that I'm reading your opening post is that everyone has to be correct to be included, everyone that has difficulties is not included.

If the instruction manual for the washing machine was in jibberish, it wouldn't help the reader fix their washing machine. People write things on a public forum to communicate with others. Much better if the syntax we learn are used rather than some made up shit that only a handful of people can understand. "

Which is fine if we're in school or at work, but it's exceedingly difficult to police as a leisure activity.

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By *ackformore100Man
48 weeks ago

Tin town


"This is an example of what happens.... a thread gets started about a washing machine with problems in its grammar and spelling. That thread gets pounced on about the grammar and spelling, the posters that have difficulties in writing their post see the comments and either get arsey or never post again and the thread gets derailed from washing machine to spelling.

There's a difference between quickness in typing, laziness in spelling and having actual difficulties and the way that I'm reading your opening post is that everyone has to be correct to be included, everyone that has difficulties is not included.

If the instruction manual for the washing machine was in jibberish, it wouldn't help the reader fix their washing machine. People write things on a public forum to communicate with others. Much better if the syntax we learn are used rather than some made up shit that only a handful of people can understand.

IKEA manages to communicate how to construct pretty complex bits of furniture etc without any words! Aside the name of the product - Esyfårdigbol or something. Probably. "

And if fora had pictures and hieroglyphs we could do the same. But we don't. So we have to use words and syntax to communicate. God bless ikea and Swedish meat balls.

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By *ackformore100Man
48 weeks ago

Tin town


"This is an example of what happens.... a thread gets started about a washing machine with problems in its grammar and spelling. That thread gets pounced on about the grammar and spelling, the posters that have difficulties in writing their post see the comments and either get arsey or never post again and the thread gets derailed from washing machine to spelling.

There's a difference between quickness in typing, laziness in spelling and having actual difficulties and the way that I'm reading your opening post is that everyone has to be correct to be included, everyone that has difficulties is not included.

If the instruction manual for the washing machine was in jibberish, it wouldn't help the reader fix their washing machine. People write things on a public forum to communicate with others. Much better if the syntax we learn are used rather than some made up shit that only a handful of people can understand.

Which is fine if we're in school or at work, but it's exceedingly difficult to police as a leisure activity."

Is the police a thread cross over?

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By *hloe_TTV/TS
48 weeks ago

Nottingham

When someone isnt trying to be a c**t but just can't quite stop themselves.... Lmao

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48 weeks ago


"This is an example of what happens.... a thread gets started about a washing machine with problems in its grammar and spelling. That thread gets pounced on about the grammar and spelling, the posters that have difficulties in writing their post see the comments and either get arsey or never post again and the thread gets derailed from washing machine to spelling.

There's a difference between quickness in typing, laziness in spelling and having actual difficulties and the way that I'm reading your opening post is that everyone has to be correct to be included, everyone that has difficulties is not included.

If the instruction manual for the washing machine was in jibberish, it wouldn't help the reader fix their washing machine. People write things on a public forum to communicate with others. Much better if the syntax we learn are used rather than some made up shit that only a handful of people can understand.

IKEA manages to communicate how to construct pretty complex bits of furniture etc without any words! Aside the name of the product - Esyfårdigbol or something. Probably. "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
48 weeks ago

North West


"This is an example of what happens.... a thread gets started about a washing machine with problems in its grammar and spelling. That thread gets pounced on about the grammar and spelling, the posters that have difficulties in writing their post see the comments and either get arsey or never post again and the thread gets derailed from washing machine to spelling.

There's a difference between quickness in typing, laziness in spelling and having actual difficulties and the way that I'm reading your opening post is that everyone has to be correct to be included, everyone that has difficulties is not included.

If the instruction manual for the washing machine was in jibberish, it wouldn't help the reader fix their washing machine. People write things on a public forum to communicate with others. Much better if the syntax we learn are used rather than some made up shit that only a handful of people can understand.

IKEA manages to communicate how to construct pretty complex bits of furniture etc without any words! Aside the name of the product - Esyfårdigbol or something. Probably.

And if fora had pictures and hieroglyphs we could do the same. But we don't. So we have to use words and syntax to communicate. God bless ikea and Swedish meat balls. "

No hieroglyphs, no.

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By *lex46TV/TS
48 weeks ago

Near Wells


"I believe in the importance of expressing personal thoughts freely, especially in a diverse online community where not everyone speaks English as their native language. As a non-native English speaker myself, I understand the challenges that come with effective communication on this forum. My recent message wasn't intended to offend anyone, and I ask that no one pretends to be offended.

Indeed, the importance of using proper English grammar cannot be overstated. When we communicate with clarity and precision, we enable a more inclusive and accessible environment for all members, regardless of their native language. Let's strive to uphold linguistic standards to ensure that our thoughts and ideas are effectively conveyed and understood by everyone.

This is my personal opinion and of course you are free to do whatever you like.

"

I love this guy. Sometimes I have to ask guys what they mean when they send me a message. I’ll have a guy send me a message with 4 letters. I’m assuming they’re the first letter of the words he wants to say. How do I know what he’s trying to say?

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
48 weeks ago

Wales

Language is being adapted to make it more accessible. Proper English, is being replaced. Either roll with it or get left behind.

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By *lex46TV/TS
48 weeks ago

Near Wells


"Language is being adapted to make it more accessible. Proper English, is being replaced. Either roll with it or get left behind. "

Could you then explain what this means? I have no idea.

“mm uliok”

That’s just one example of messages that I receive.

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By *ackformore100Man
48 weeks ago

Tin town


"Language is being adapted to make it more accessible. Proper English, is being replaced. Either roll with it or get left behind. "

How is writing jibberish making it more accessible?

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By *ackformore100Man
48 weeks ago

Tin town


"Language is being adapted to make it more accessible. Proper English, is being replaced. Either roll with it or get left behind. "

And how is forcing people to learn "new language" idiosyncrasies or leaving them behind making it any more accessible.?

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"Language is being adapted to make it more accessible. Proper English, is being replaced. Either roll with it or get left behind. "

Accessible to who?

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By *naswingdressWoman
48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"This is an example of what happens.... a thread gets started about a washing machine with problems in its grammar and spelling. That thread gets pounced on about the grammar and spelling, the posters that have difficulties in writing their post see the comments and either get arsey or never post again and the thread gets derailed from washing machine to spelling.

There's a difference between quickness in typing, laziness in spelling and having actual difficulties and the way that I'm reading your opening post is that everyone has to be correct to be included, everyone that has difficulties is not included.

If the instruction manual for the washing machine was in jibberish, it wouldn't help the reader fix their washing machine. People write things on a public forum to communicate with others. Much better if the syntax we learn are used rather than some made up shit that only a handful of people can understand.

Which is fine if we're in school or at work, but it's exceedingly difficult to police as a leisure activity.

Is the police a thread cross over? "

No. "Police" is a verb in this instance which doesn't exclusively refer to law enforcement.

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By *naswingdressWoman
48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Language is being adapted to make it more accessible. Proper English, is being replaced. Either roll with it or get left behind.

And how is forcing people to learn "new language" idiosyncrasies or leaving them behind making it any more accessible.? "

I know, right?

We should go back to having several forms of the word "you" like almost every other language.

If I were to reintroduce the subjunctive, we should celebrate this as a victory for common sense and good grammar!

(insert old English characters here, which of course won't show up on the forum)

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By *ink vixenCouple
48 weeks ago

Medway

It’s actually another one of those easy filters isn’t it?

Wuu2

Hows U

It saves us time knowing that this is someone that we’ll never want to meet meet so it’s an instant delete.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"Language is being adapted to make it more accessible. Proper English, is being replaced. Either roll with it or get left behind. "

I also want to know what it means when you get a chance to reply. What fomo I should be experiencing?

T

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
48 weeks ago

in Lancashire


"Language is being adapted to make it more accessible. Proper English, is being replaced. Either roll with it or get left behind. "

Dumbed down?

Respect that's probably not what you mean but it's certainly the case that for many 'reasons' it seems to be the intention with some ..

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By *andy CanesWoman
48 weeks ago

south

K

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By *naswingdressWoman
48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Language is being adapted to make it more accessible. Proper English, is being replaced. Either roll with it or get left behind.

Dumbed down?

Respect that's probably not what you mean but it's certainly the case that for many 'reasons' it seems to be the intention with some .."

Not necessarily. In my lifetime I've seen adaptation of dialects and subdialects, terms altering meaning with changing use, etc. Some of which could be adding complexity, and some of which is just "change". Like the word "awful" used to mean "filling one with awe"

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
48 weeks ago

in Lancashire


"Language is being adapted to make it more accessible. Proper English, is being replaced. Either roll with it or get left behind.

Dumbed down?

Respect that's probably not what you mean but it's certainly the case that for many 'reasons' it seems to be the intention with some ..

Not necessarily. In my lifetime I've seen adaptation of dialects and subdialects, terms altering meaning with changing use, etc. Some of which could be adding complexity, and some of which is just "change". Like the word "awful" used to mean "filling one with awe""

Like anything change is how we perceive it..

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48 weeks ago

This has turned into such a fun thread

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
48 weeks ago

North West


"This has turned into such a fun thread "

English grammar lessons were always fairly tedious

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"This is an example of what happens.... a thread gets started about a washing machine with problems in its grammar and spelling. That thread gets pounced on about the grammar and spelling, the posters that have difficulties in writing their post see the comments and either get arsey or never post again and the thread gets derailed from washing machine to spelling.

There's a difference between quickness in typing, laziness in spelling and having actual difficulties and the way that I'm reading your opening post is that everyone has to be correct to be included, everyone that has difficulties is not included.

If the instruction manual for the washing machine was in jibberish, it wouldn't help the reader fix their washing machine. People write things on a public forum to communicate with others. Much better if the syntax we learn are used rather than some made up shit that only a handful of people can understand. "

See I have no clue what you mean??

Syntax we learn? I don't understand what that means

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"This has turned into such a fun thread

English grammar lessons were always fairly tedious "

And that's why written I cannot

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By *naswingdressWoman
48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"This is an example of what happens.... a thread gets started about a washing machine with problems in its grammar and spelling. That thread gets pounced on about the grammar and spelling, the posters that have difficulties in writing their post see the comments and either get arsey or never post again and the thread gets derailed from washing machine to spelling.

There's a difference between quickness in typing, laziness in spelling and having actual difficulties and the way that I'm reading your opening post is that everyone has to be correct to be included, everyone that has difficulties is not included.

If the instruction manual for the washing machine was in jibberish, it wouldn't help the reader fix their washing machine. People write things on a public forum to communicate with others. Much better if the syntax we learn are used rather than some made up shit that only a handful of people can understand.

See I have no clue what you mean??

Syntax we learn? I don't understand what that means"

this is delightfully ironic and I love you for it

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"This is an example of what happens.... a thread gets started about a washing machine with problems in its grammar and spelling. That thread gets pounced on about the grammar and spelling, the posters that have difficulties in writing their post see the comments and either get arsey or never post again and the thread gets derailed from washing machine to spelling.

There's a difference between quickness in typing, laziness in spelling and having actual difficulties and the way that I'm reading your opening post is that everyone has to be correct to be included, everyone that has difficulties is not included.

If the instruction manual for the washing machine was in jibberish, it wouldn't help the reader fix their washing machine. People write things on a public forum to communicate with others. Much better if the syntax we learn are used rather than some made up shit that only a handful of people can understand.

See I have no clue what you mean??

Syntax we learn? I don't understand what that means

this is delightfully ironic and I love you for it"

I'm not sure what that means either lol do i need to google?

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
48 weeks ago

Belfast

Can we move on to modal verbs already

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By *ldgeezermeMan
48 weeks ago

Newcastle

What's the correct grammatical form for:

"Get ya tits out"

Should I copy directly from the bible or is the Shakespearian version more appropriate?

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"Can we move on to modal verbs already "

JFC no!!

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
48 weeks ago

Belfast


"Can we move on to modal verbs already

JFC no!!"

We 'ought to'

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"Can we move on to modal verbs already

JFC no!!

We 'ought to' "

I hate you, Norm

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
48 weeks ago

Belfast


"Can we move on to modal verbs already

JFC no!!

We 'ought to'

I hate you, Norm "

Love, hate, I feed off all emotion

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"This is an example of what happens.... a thread gets started about a washing machine with problems in its grammar and spelling. That thread gets pounced on about the grammar and spelling, the posters that have difficulties in writing their post see the comments and either get arsey or never post again and the thread gets derailed from washing machine to spelling.

There's a difference between quickness in typing, laziness in spelling and having actual difficulties and the way that I'm reading your opening post is that everyone has to be correct to be included, everyone that has difficulties is not included.

If the instruction manual for the washing machine was in jibberish, it wouldn't help the reader fix their washing machine. People write things on a public forum to communicate with others. Much better if the syntax we learn are used rather than some made up shit that only a handful of people can understand.

See I have no clue what you mean??

Syntax we learn? I don't understand what that means

this is delightfully ironic and I love you for it

I'm not sure what that means either lol do i need to google?"

Syntax is a subdivision of grammar. Grammar comprises the entire system of rules for a language, including syntax. Syntax deals with the way that words are put together to form phrases, clauses, and sentences.

Ffs there's rules? This shows how thick I am

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By *naswingdressWoman
48 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"This is an example of what happens.... a thread gets started about a washing machine with problems in its grammar and spelling. That thread gets pounced on about the grammar and spelling, the posters that have difficulties in writing their post see the comments and either get arsey or never post again and the thread gets derailed from washing machine to spelling.

There's a difference between quickness in typing, laziness in spelling and having actual difficulties and the way that I'm reading your opening post is that everyone has to be correct to be included, everyone that has difficulties is not included.

If the instruction manual for the washing machine was in jibberish, it wouldn't help the reader fix their washing machine. People write things on a public forum to communicate with others. Much better if the syntax we learn are used rather than some made up shit that only a handful of people can understand.

See I have no clue what you mean??

Syntax we learn? I don't understand what that means

this is delightfully ironic and I love you for it

I'm not sure what that means either lol do i need to google?

Syntax is a subdivision of grammar. Grammar comprises the entire system of rules for a language, including syntax. Syntax deals with the way that words are put together to form phrases, clauses, and sentences.

Ffs there's rules? This shows how thick I am "

Well, you're using them. I wouldn't worry about it.

But telling someone who is lecturing us about syntax so we can all understand each other, that you don't understand him, is delicious. Thank you. I needed that laugh.

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
48 weeks ago

Tamworth


"Language is being adapted to make it more accessible. Proper English, is being replaced. Either roll with it or get left behind. "

Offt, sounds like you finna rizz all the younger gens!

Leave all the coots behind!

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By *ou only live onceMan
48 weeks ago

London


"This is an example of what happens.... a thread gets started about a washing machine with problems in its grammar and spelling. That thread gets pounced on about the grammar and spelling, the posters that have difficulties in writing their post see the comments and either get arsey or never post again and the thread gets derailed from washing machine to spelling.

There's a difference between quickness in typing, laziness in spelling and having actual difficulties and the way that I'm reading your opening post is that everyone has to be correct to be included, everyone that has difficulties is not included.

If the instruction manual for the washing machine was in jibberish, it wouldn't help the reader fix their washing machine. People write things on a public forum to communicate with others. Much better if the syntax we learn are used rather than some made up shit that only a handful of people can understand.

See I have no clue what you mean??

Syntax we learn? I don't understand what that means

this is delightfully ironic and I love you for it

I'm not sure what that means either lol do i need to google?

Syntax is a subdivision of grammar. Grammar comprises the entire system of rules for a language, including syntax. Syntax deals with the way that words are put together to form phrases, clauses, and sentences.

Ffs there's rules? This shows how thick I am

Well, you're using them. I wouldn't worry about it.

But telling someone who is lecturing us about syntax so we can all understand each other, that you don't understand him, is delicious. Thank you. I needed that laugh."

These threads never disappoint...

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"Can we move on to modal verbs already

JFC no!!

We 'ought to'

I hate you, Norm

Love, hate, I feed off all emotion "

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

L, cope, seethe, mald, ratio, ggez, super idol.

Sorry I'll stop now. I just saw this thread and I had to!

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By *agnar73Man
48 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"

Please Let's make an effort to write in correct English on our forums. Poor grammar makes threads hard to understand. Using proper English improves clarity, encourages inclusive communication, and enhances the overall quality of our

discussions. Thank you "

It’s my second language. I do apologise.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
48 weeks ago

North West


"What's the correct grammatical form for:

"Get ya tits out"

Should I copy directly from the bible or is the Shakespearian version more appropriate?"

Gettest out thy bosom, Madam!

Probably.

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By *usie pTV/TS
48 weeks ago

taunton

Wanker comes to mind.

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By *ackformore100Man
48 weeks ago

Tin town


"This is an example of what happens.... a thread gets started about a washing machine with problems in its grammar and spelling. That thread gets pounced on about the grammar and spelling, the posters that have difficulties in writing their post see the comments and either get arsey or never post again and the thread gets derailed from washing machine to spelling.

There's a difference between quickness in typing, laziness in spelling and having actual difficulties and the way that I'm reading your opening post is that everyone has to be correct to be included, everyone that has difficulties is not included.

If the instruction manual for the washing machine was in jibberish, it wouldn't help the reader fix their washing machine. People write things on a public forum to communicate with others. Much better if the syntax we learn are used rather than some made up shit that only a handful of people can understand.

See I have no clue what you mean??

Syntax we learn? I don't understand what that means"

the arrangement of words and phrases to create well-formed sentences in a language.

"the syntax of English"

But yes the irony is not lost. Well played.

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By *stwo2023Couple
48 weeks ago

Worcester


"

Please Let's make an effort to write in correct English on our forums. Poor grammar makes threads hard to understand. Using proper English improves clarity, encourages inclusive communication, and enhances the overall quality of our

discussions. Thank you "

How inclusive of those with dyslexia or English as a second language are we being I wonder?

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By *oxy jWoman
48 weeks ago

somerset

these post are so cringey who is anyone to tell others what to do ??

gramma nazi's massive turn off

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
48 weeks ago

in Lancashire


"

Please Let's make an effort to write in correct English on our forums. Poor grammar makes threads hard to understand. Using proper English improves clarity, encourages inclusive communication, and enhances the overall quality of our

discussions. Thank you

How inclusive of those with dyslexia or English as a second language are we being I wonder? "

Pretty much Zilch I wager, but I suspect that's partly the reason similar topics crop up semi regularly which is strange given some want to portray this aspect as that of the open minded..

Hey ho ho..

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By *ldgeezermeMan
48 weeks ago

Newcastle


"What's the correct grammatical form for:

"Get ya tits out"

Should I copy directly from the bible or is the Shakespearian version more appropriate?

Gettest out thy bosom, Madam!

Probably. "

Saucy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
48 weeks ago

North West


"What's the correct grammatical form for:

"Get ya tits out"

Should I copy directly from the bible or is the Shakespearian version more appropriate?

Gettest out thy bosom, Madam!

Probably.

Saucy"

Now then. When I were a lad, "saucy" referred to when yer Mum made the spagbol a bit runny.

They keep screwing around with the bloody language! Damn youth!

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By *aughtyhub80Man
48 weeks ago

Wallasey

Erm I struggled in school so my English grammar isn't the best!

So you get what I can do

Thanks

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By *aturerossCouple
48 weeks ago

Ross on Wye

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By *ornucopiaMan
48 weeks ago

Bexley

Several posters have mentioned the OP's green arrow.

I followed it and felt obliged to add some words of wisdom to one of his threads...

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Words can also mean different things in different scenarios..

Before joining Fab I thought

"BBC" meant British Broad Casting..

On Fab it means something totally different.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
48 weeks ago

Essex

Bloody hell

Has this not been shut down yet

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By *mf123Man
48 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Not as important as the intent behind the words

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"This is an example of what happens.... a thread gets started about a washing machine with problems in its grammar and spelling. That thread gets pounced on about the grammar and spelling, the posters that have difficulties in writing their post see the comments and either get arsey or never post again and the thread gets derailed from washing machine to spelling.

There's a difference between quickness in typing, laziness in spelling and having actual difficulties and the way that I'm reading your opening post is that everyone has to be correct to be included, everyone that has difficulties is not included.

If the instruction manual for the washing machine was in jibberish, it wouldn't help the reader fix their washing machine. People write things on a public forum to communicate with others. Much better if the syntax we learn are used rather than some made up shit that only a handful of people can understand.

See I have no clue what you mean??

Syntax we learn? I don't understand what that means

the arrangement of words and phrases to create well-formed sentences in a language.

"the syntax of English"

But yes the irony is not lost. Well played. "

I genuinely didn't understand. I had to google what the word was.

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By *ornucopiaMan
48 weeks ago

Bexley


"Several posters have mentioned the OP's green arrow.

I followed it and felt obliged to add some words of wisdom to one of his threads..."

Only afterwards did I consider the relevance to this topic.

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By *ornucopiaMan
48 weeks ago

Bexley


"Several posters have mentioned the OP's green arrow.

I followed it and felt obliged to add some words of wisdom to one of his threads...

Only afterwards did I consider the relevance to this topic."

There was, in fact, no relevance to this thread.

I was getting it confused with Fluffy Chicken's 'Can we talk about...) thread which I was also following with interest.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

We are on a rock, hurtling through space, a space so large it's unimaginable, we get such a short time to live, in cosmic time it's a mere blink, yet we concern ourselves with the trivial and whilst doing so ensuring individually we climb to the top of whatever meaningless mediocre standard, well done op the argument is futile yet engaging, we do have a dictionary built in to most devices we use to access the forums, some of us can't spell, some of us can't be arsed, some of us aren't real....

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By *o scandalousWoman
48 weeks ago

Glasgow

Nae probs.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
48 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

The past, the present and the future walked into my bar. Made me tense.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
48 weeks ago

little house on the praire

How did I miss this little gem. I don't care what people think of my spelling snd grammar on a lighthearted forum. I save concentrating for serious stuff

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By *obert.Man
48 weeks ago

wigan

Are you a teacher by any chance?


"

Please Let's make an effort to write in correct English on our forums. Poor grammar makes threads hard to understand. Using proper English improves clarity, encourages inclusive communication, and enhances the overall quality of our

discussions. Thank you "

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
48 weeks ago

Essex


"

Please Let's make an effort to write in correct English on our forums. Poor grammar makes threads hard to understand. Using proper English improves clarity, encourages inclusive communication, and enhances the overall quality of our

discussions. Thank you "

I always make every effort with my English and grammar.

I can only assume that my horrendous face, lack of a discernible personality and cavernous vagina are what let me down.

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By *ife NinjaMan
48 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"

Please Let's make an effort to write in correct English on our forums. Poor grammar makes threads hard to understand. Using proper English improves clarity, encourages inclusive communication, and enhances the overall quality of our

discussions. Thank you

I always make every effort with my English and grammar.

I can only assume that my horrendous face, lack of a discernible personality and cavernous vagina are what let me down.

"

I like you. You're chat is witty and you don't take this place seriously

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
48 weeks ago

Essex


"

Please Let's make an effort to write in correct English on our forums. Poor grammar makes threads hard to understand. Using proper English improves clarity, encourages inclusive communication, and enhances the overall quality of our

discussions. Thank you

I always make every effort with my English and grammar.

I can only assume that my horrendous face, lack of a discernible personality and cavernous vagina are what let me down.

I like you. You're chat is witty and you don't take this place seriously "

Course I don’t!!! Then I’d end up like this humourless bellend of an OP

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By *ife NinjaMan
48 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"

Please Let's make an effort to write in correct English on our forums. Poor grammar makes threads hard to understand. Using proper English improves clarity, encourages inclusive communication, and enhances the overall quality of our

discussions. Thank you

I always make every effort with my English and grammar.

I can only assume that my horrendous face, lack of a discernible personality and cavernous vagina are what let me down.

I like you. You're chat is witty and you don't take this place seriously

Course I don’t!!! Then I’d end up like this humourless bellend of an OP"

And I forgot, to the point. A worthwhile characteristic

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By *obilebottomMan
48 weeks ago

All over

There are many reasons that people may not be using the right grammar, spelling or syntax. I try not to judge as I don't know their circumstances. Not fond of many acronyms that are not widely known though. So many people have dyslexia or other such conditions but have also done amazing well in life and don't let that hold them back. I know a few myself but also know others who sadly have not had the support they needed at the right time and have consequently struggled. Other kind of learning difficulties people may have could also impact on how they communicate. Many of us have got used to shortening words in informal communication and we even use emojis and gifs in communicating with others and to be fair it is not such a big deal on a forum like this as long something makes sense. I do try though to judge whether what I write is appropriate or not for the intended audience. Personally I am not a fan of intentionally ignoring the correct use of language just to sound cool or to follow language fads to make me look cool. It may be ok among friends but not with others in my opinion so I try not to do that. However, as I said earlier, I would not judge others if they wish to do so and it is what they feel comfortabke with.

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