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By *aitonel OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Travelling

Well, why!?

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By *affron40Woman
47 weeks ago

manchester

Don’t. I won’t show up

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
47 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Because you want to.

Any other reason wouldn't do

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
47 weeks ago

Leeds

Because you like being disappointed ?

The mr

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton


"Well, why!? "

Pick me for what ??

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By *hunky GentMan
47 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Because I'm the best.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
47 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Because I have no friends and want to feel popular

#SympathyVote

#Becauseit'sChristmasandIt'snicetobenicetothoselessfortunate

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Because its me.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

If this is like PE teams then don't. I'm shit.

J

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By *aitonel OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Travelling

All very valid and reasonable answers so far

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By *iz78Woman
47 weeks ago

wirral

I can bring doughnuts

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By *addad99Man
47 weeks ago

Rotherham /newquay

Because I'm the best crosser of the ball on the right and I have a jumper for a goal post.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else

Because I can get us through airport security no questions asked no matter what we are holding… maybe

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
47 weeks ago

In the clouds

Only if you're a glutton for punishment

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
47 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Because you are looking for a highly affluent older woman to cook nourishing food , turn the telly over when asked and tell your ex you've moved overseas.

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By *asty tatsyMan
47 weeks ago

london

Because I won’t let you down coach

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By *olden RatioWoman
47 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

It's more socially acceptable than picking your nose.

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By *ad NannaWoman
47 weeks ago

East London

No one else wants you and I'm easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Because someone else told you to

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Because I'm the BEST wingman and will always say yes to a pint!

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Because Geordies are the best.

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By *ddie1966Man
47 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

You shouldn't..

We'd cause far too much trouble on here.

We'd be banned left right and centre.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Because I'm Tina Titz and come with jelly babies

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By *educing_EmCouple
47 weeks ago

Tipperary

Because I'm a star obvs

Em x

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By *ddie1966Man
47 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"Because I'm Tina Titz and come with jelly babies "

Damn....

How can anyone beat that !

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

you shouldn't.. i'll ruin your life. Px

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By *ora the explorerWoman
47 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

If it involves effort don’t pick me

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Is this a trick question it's obvsss innit

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

If there's mushrooms involved I'm out.

Just saying.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton


"If there's mushrooms involved I'm out.

Just saying."

I thought you were a fungi.....

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"If there's mushrooms involved I'm out.

Just saying.

I thought you were a fungi..... "

How dare you

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
47 weeks ago

Lincoln

Because I have a pretty penis.

LvM

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton


"If there's mushrooms involved I'm out.

Just saying.

I thought you were a fungi.....

How dare you "

Oh I dare alright

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By *imi_RougeWoman
47 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Because I'll feed you cake

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By *eliWoman
47 weeks ago

.

You shouldn't. I wouldn't pick you - neither of us deserve that level of awkwardness from non-reciprocated picking.

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By *illy IdolMan
47 weeks ago

Midlands


"Well, why!? "

What are you picking me for?

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By *mber81Woman
47 weeks ago

Lives in Preston, Eng


"Well, why!? "

Because if you double tap I will let you breathe.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Travelling


"You shouldn't. I wouldn't pick you - neither of us deserve that level of awkwardness from non-reciprocated picking."

I'm picking your just for that answer

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By *aitonel OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Travelling

So many people volunteering or thinking they deserve to be picked!

So few actually stopped to ask what they would be picked to do...

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By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
47 weeks ago

Wales

Depends on the purpose of the picking...

I may or may not have the skills or experience required.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Well, why!?

What are you picking me for?"

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"So many people volunteering or thinking they deserve to be picked!

So few actually stopped to ask what they would be picked to do... "

It doesn’t matter!

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By *aitonel OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Travelling


"So many people volunteering or thinking they deserve to be picked!

So few actually stopped to ask what they would be picked to do...

It doesn’t matter! "

To go on Brucey's list.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton


"So many people volunteering or thinking they deserve to be picked!

So few actually stopped to ask what they would be picked to do... "

Excuse me?! I did ask !!!

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"So many people volunteering or thinking they deserve to be picked!

So few actually stopped to ask what they would be picked to do...

It doesn’t matter!

To go on Brucey's list."

Are you his handler?

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By *aitonel OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Travelling


"So many people volunteering or thinking they deserve to be picked!

So few actually stopped to ask what they would be picked to do...

It doesn’t matter!

To go on Brucey's list.

Are you his handler? "

Only when he is on day release. Or when he escapes the ward.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Travelling


"So many people volunteering or thinking they deserve to be picked!

So few actually stopped to ask what they would be picked to do...

Excuse me?! I did ask !!! "

Hence the so few

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
47 weeks ago

Southampton


"So many people volunteering or thinking they deserve to be picked!

So few actually stopped to ask what they would be picked to do...

Excuse me?! I did ask !!!

Hence the so few"

But you still didn't tell me what you are picking people for?? Are you Prot ( rhymes with Goat )

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By *untime man100Man
47 weeks ago

darlington

Why wouldn’t you??

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
47 weeks ago

London

Because we haven't chatted yet and I'm curious about what are you planning to do. Because I took the bait.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
47 weeks ago

Reading

You shouldnt. I'm way too much to handle.

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"Well, why!? "

Because I scare you!

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I think you know why

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
47 weeks ago

Essex

You don’t pick me.

I pick you. If you’re not amenable to my choice then I simply skip on by.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Out of pure, unadulterated pity lol

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By *cflirtyMan
47 weeks ago

hants/ w sussex border


"You don’t pick me.

I pick you. If you’re not amenable to my choice then I simply skip on by. "

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By *oo..Woman
47 weeks ago

Boo's World

I'll help you pull your pants back up so you don't catch a chill.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Buy can you? How much you can lift?

T

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

You shouldn't

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
47 weeks ago

London

I changed my mind. Pretty sure I don't meet the requirements.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
47 weeks ago

Essex


"I changed my mind. Pretty sure I don't meet the requirements. "

You meet your own requirements sweetie xxx always x

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By *phroditeWoman
47 weeks ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

You would not...

I pick!

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
47 weeks ago

London


"I changed my mind. Pretty sure I don't meet the requirements.

You meet your own requirements sweetie xxx always x"

Pick me, please

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
47 weeks ago

Essex


"I changed my mind. Pretty sure I don't meet the requirements.

You meet your own requirements sweetie xxx always x

Pick me, please "

On the list x

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By *cflirtyMan
47 weeks ago

hants/ w sussex border


"I changed my mind. Pretty sure I don't meet the requirements.

You meet your own requirements sweetie xxx always x

Pick me, please

On the list x"

Nice to see you Misty xx new profile for me

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
47 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

I have cake.

Can someone pick me please

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
47 weeks ago

North West


"I have cake.

Can someone pick me please "

Tell me about the cake first please.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
47 weeks ago

Gloucestershire


"I have cake.

Can someone pick me please

Tell me about the cake first please. "

It’s a warm and gooey, light and fluffy, melt in the middle, chocolate fudge cake

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
47 weeks ago

North West


"I have cake.

Can someone pick me please

Tell me about the cake first please.

It’s a warm and gooey, light and fluffy, melt in the middle, chocolate fudge cake "

I prefer Lemon Meringue.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
47 weeks ago

Gloucestershire


"I have cake.

Can someone pick me please

Tell me about the cake first please.

It’s a warm and gooey, light and fluffy, melt in the middle, chocolate fudge cake

I prefer Lemon Meringue.

"

Damn, that was 2nd on my list!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
47 weeks ago

North West


"I have cake.

Can someone pick me please

Tell me about the cake first please.

It’s a warm and gooey, light and fluffy, melt in the middle, chocolate fudge cake

I prefer Lemon Meringue.

Damn, that was 2nd on my list! "

Should we share a slice or two ?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
47 weeks ago

Gloucestershire


"I have cake.

Can someone pick me please

Tell me about the cake first please.

It’s a warm and gooey, light and fluffy, melt in the middle, chocolate fudge cake

I prefer Lemon Meringue.

Damn, that was 2nd on my list!

Should we share a slice or two ? "

Sharing is most definitely caring.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
47 weeks ago

North West


"I have cake.

Can someone pick me please

Tell me about the cake first please.

It’s a warm and gooey, light and fluffy, melt in the middle, chocolate fudge cake

I prefer Lemon Meringue.

Damn, that was 2nd on my list!

Should we share a slice or two ?

Sharing is most definitely caring. "

I'll eat, you watch. That's sharing, yes?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"You would not...

I pick! "

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
47 weeks ago

Gloucestershire


"I have cake.

Can someone pick me please

Tell me about the cake first please.

It’s a warm and gooey, light and fluffy, melt in the middle, chocolate fudge cake

I prefer Lemon Meringue.

Damn, that was 2nd on my list!

Should we share a slice or two ?

Sharing is most definitely caring.

I'll eat, you watch. That's sharing, yes? "

*Spreads lemon meringue over his body*

Yep, that’s sharing

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
47 weeks ago

North West


"I have cake.

Can someone pick me please

Tell me about the cake first please.

It’s a warm and gooey, light and fluffy, melt in the middle, chocolate fudge cake

I prefer Lemon Meringue.

Damn, that was 2nd on my list!

Should we share a slice or two ?

Sharing is most definitely caring.

I'll eat, you watch. That's sharing, yes?

*Spreads lemon meringue over his body*

Yep, that’s sharing "

Creative, I like your thinking.

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By *oofer1Man
47 weeks ago

consett

U want to and tell me something

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By *hristov9999Man
47 weeks ago

liverpool south

Kate. You have persuaded me i shall have to pick you for all the 'unfab' things mentioned. You had me at cake tbh.

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