FabSwingers.com forum: Why should I pick you?

By *aitonel OP Man
38 weeks ago

Liverpool

Well, why!?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *affron40Woman
38 weeks ago

manchester

Don’t. I won’t show up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
38 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Because you want to.

Any other reason wouldn't do

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
38 weeks ago

Leeds

Because you like being disappointed ?

The mr

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton

"Well, why!? "

Pick me for what ??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hunky GentMan
38 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Because I'm the best.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ealMissShadyWoman
38 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Because I have no friends and want to feel popular

#SympathyVote

#Becauseit'sChristmasandIt'snicetobenicetothoselessfortunate

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Because its me.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ulieAndBeefCouple
38 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

If this is like PE teams then don't. I'm shit.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
38 weeks ago

Liverpool

All very valid and reasonable answers so far

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iz78Woman
38 weeks ago

wirral

I can bring doughnuts

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *addad99Man
38 weeks ago

Rotherham /newquay

Because I'm the best crosser of the ball on the right and I have a jumper for a goal post.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
38 weeks ago

Somewhere else

Because I can get us through airport security no questions asked no matter what we are holding… maybe

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
38 weeks ago

In the clouds

Only if you're a glutton for punishment

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
38 weeks ago

King's Crustacean

Because you are looking for a highly affluent older woman to cook nourishing food , turn the telly over when asked and tell your ex you've moved overseas.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *asty tatsyMan
38 weeks ago

london

Because I won’t let you down coach

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *olden RatioWoman
38 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

It's more socially acceptable than picking your nose.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ad NannaWoman
38 weeks ago

East London

No one else wants you and I'm easy.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Because someone else told you to

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Because I'm the BEST wingman and will always say yes to a pint!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eordieJeansCouple
38 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Because Geordies are the best.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ddie1966Man
38 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

You shouldn't..

We'd cause far too much trouble on here.

We'd be banned left right and centre.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inaTitzTV/TS
38 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Because I'm Tina Titz and come with jelly babies

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *educing_EmCouple
38 weeks ago

Tipperary

Because I'm a star obvs

Em x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ddie1966Man
38 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

"Because I'm Tina Titz and come with jelly babies

Damn....

How can anyone beat that !

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

you shouldn't.. i'll ruin your life. Px

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ora the explorerWoman
38 weeks ago

Paradise, Herts

If it involves effort don’t pick me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Is this a trick question

it's obvsss innit

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

If there's mushrooms involved I'm out.

Just saying.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton

"If there's mushrooms involved I'm out.

Just saying."

I thought you were a fungi.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"If there's mushrooms involved I'm out.

Just saying.

I thought you were a fungi.....

How dare you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
38 weeks ago

Lincoln

Because I have a pretty penis.

LvM

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton

"If there's mushrooms involved I'm out.

Just saying.

I thought you were a fungi.....

How dare you

Oh I dare alright

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *imi_RougeWoman
38 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Because I'll feed you cake

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eliWoman
38 weeks ago

You shouldn't. I wouldn't pick you - neither of us deserve that level of awkwardness from non-reciprocated picking.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *illy IdolMan
38 weeks ago

Midlands

"Well, why!? "

What are you picking me for?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mber81Woman
38 weeks ago

visits Paisley, Scot, lives in Preston, Eng

"Well, why!? "

Because if you double tap I will let you breathe.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
38 weeks ago

Liverpool

"You shouldn't. I wouldn't pick you - neither of us deserve that level of awkwardness from non-reciprocated picking."

I'm picking your just for that answer

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
38 weeks ago

Liverpool

So many people volunteering or thinking they deserve to be picked!

So few actually stopped to ask what they would be picked to do...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ildo_swagginsthe3rdWoman
38 weeks ago

Wales

Depends on the purpose of the picking...

I may or may not have the skills or experience required.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
38 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Well, why!?

What are you picking me for?"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
38 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"So many people volunteering or thinking they deserve to be picked!

So few actually stopped to ask what they would be picked to do...

It doesn’t matter!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
38 weeks ago

Liverpool

"So many people volunteering or thinking they deserve to be picked!

So few actually stopped to ask what they would be picked to do...

It doesn’t matter!

To go on Brucey's list.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton

"So many people volunteering or thinking they deserve to be picked!

So few actually stopped to ask what they would be picked to do...

Excuse me?! I did ask !!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
38 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"So many people volunteering or thinking they deserve to be picked!

So few actually stopped to ask what they would be picked to do...

It doesn’t matter!

To go on Brucey's list."

Are you his handler?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
38 weeks ago

Liverpool

"So many people volunteering or thinking they deserve to be picked!

So few actually stopped to ask what they would be picked to do...

It doesn’t matter!

To go on Brucey's list.

Are you his handler?

Only when he is on day release. Or when he escapes the ward.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonel OP Man
38 weeks ago

Liverpool

"So many people volunteering or thinking they deserve to be picked!

So few actually stopped to ask what they would be picked to do...

Excuse me?! I did ask !!!

Hence the so few

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlemissmistressKCouple
38 weeks ago

Southampton

"So many people volunteering or thinking they deserve to be picked!

So few actually stopped to ask what they would be picked to do...

Excuse me?! I did ask !!!

Hence the so few"

But you still didn't tell me what you are picking people for?? Are you Prot ( rhymes with Goat )

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *untime man100Man
38 weeks ago

darlington

Why wouldn’t you??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eronicaExplorerWoman
38 weeks ago

London

Because we haven't chatted yet and I'm curious about what are you planning to do. Because I took the bait.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *atnip make me purrWoman
38 weeks ago

Reading

You shouldnt. I'm way too much to handle.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *_elia DominaTV/TS
38 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"Well, why!? "

Because I scare you!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *midnight-Woman
38 weeks ago

...

I think you know why

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
38 weeks ago

Essex

You don’t pick me.

I pick you. If you’re not amenable to my choice then I simply skip on by.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Out of pure, unadulterated pity lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *cflirtyMan
38 weeks ago

closer than you might think

"You don’t pick me.

I pick you. If you’re not amenable to my choice then I simply skip on by.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oo..Woman
38 weeks ago

Boo's World

I'll help you pull your pants back up so you don't catch a chill.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Buy can you? How much you can lift?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

You shouldn't

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eronicaExplorerWoman
38 weeks ago

London

I changed my mind. Pretty sure I don't meet the requirements.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
38 weeks ago

Essex

"I changed my mind. Pretty sure I don't meet the requirements. "

You meet your own requirements sweetie xxx always x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *phroditeWoman
38 weeks ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

You would not...

I pick!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eronicaExplorerWoman
38 weeks ago

London

"I changed my mind. Pretty sure I don't meet the requirements.

You meet your own requirements sweetie xxx always x"

Pick me, please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
38 weeks ago

Essex

"I changed my mind. Pretty sure I don't meet the requirements.

You meet your own requirements sweetie xxx always x

Pick me, please

On the list x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *cflirtyMan
38 weeks ago

closer than you might think

"I changed my mind. Pretty sure I don't meet the requirements.

You meet your own requirements sweetie xxx always x

Pick me, please

On the list x"

Nice to see you Misty xx new profile for me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
38 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

I have cake.

Can someone pick me please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inister_SpinsterWoman
38 weeks ago

North West

"I have cake.

Can someone pick me please

Tell me about the cake first please.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
38 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

"I have cake.

Can someone pick me please

Tell me about the cake first please. "

It’s a warm and gooey, light and fluffy, melt in the middle, chocolate fudge cake

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inister_SpinsterWoman
38 weeks ago

North West

"I have cake.

Can someone pick me please

Tell me about the cake first please.

It’s a warm and gooey, light and fluffy, melt in the middle, chocolate fudge cake "

I prefer Lemon Meringue.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
38 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

"I have cake.

Can someone pick me please

Tell me about the cake first please.

It’s a warm and gooey, light and fluffy, melt in the middle, chocolate fudge cake

I prefer Lemon Meringue.

Damn, that was 2nd on my list!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inister_SpinsterWoman
38 weeks ago

North West

"I have cake.

Can someone pick me please

Tell me about the cake first please.

It’s a warm and gooey, light and fluffy, melt in the middle, chocolate fudge cake

I prefer Lemon Meringue.

Damn, that was 2nd on my list!

Should we share a slice or two ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
38 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

"I have cake.

Can someone pick me please

Tell me about the cake first please.

It’s a warm and gooey, light and fluffy, melt in the middle, chocolate fudge cake

I prefer Lemon Meringue.

Damn, that was 2nd on my list!

Should we share a slice or two ?

Sharing is most definitely caring.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inister_SpinsterWoman
38 weeks ago

North West

"I have cake.

Can someone pick me please

Tell me about the cake first please.

It’s a warm and gooey, light and fluffy, melt in the middle, chocolate fudge cake

I prefer Lemon Meringue.

Damn, that was 2nd on my list!

Should we share a slice or two ?

Sharing is most definitely caring.

I'll eat, you watch. That's sharing, yes?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"You would not...

I pick!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
38 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

"I have cake.

Can someone pick me please

Tell me about the cake first please.

It’s a warm and gooey, light and fluffy, melt in the middle, chocolate fudge cake

I prefer Lemon Meringue.

Damn, that was 2nd on my list!

Should we share a slice or two ?

Sharing is most definitely caring.

I'll eat, you watch. That's sharing, yes? "

*Spreads lemon meringue over his body*

Yep, that’s sharing

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inister_SpinsterWoman
38 weeks ago

North West

"I have cake.

Can someone pick me please

Tell me about the cake first please.

It’s a warm and gooey, light and fluffy, melt in the middle, chocolate fudge cake

I prefer Lemon Meringue.

Damn, that was 2nd on my list!

Should we share a slice or two ?

Sharing is most definitely caring.

I'll eat, you watch. That's sharing, yes?

*Spreads lemon meringue over his body*

Yep, that’s sharing

Creative, I like your thinking.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oofer1Man
38 weeks ago

consett

U want to and tell me something

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hristov9999Man
38 weeks ago

liverpool south

Kate. You have persuaded me i shall have to pick you for all the 'unfab' things mentioned. You had me at cake tbh.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread