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By (user no longer on site) OP   
46 weeks ago

Feel free to share the following

1 On a scale of 1 to 10 how fat do you feel?

2 What was the most amusing moment of the day?

3 What did you forget?

4 What did you have to drink?

5 What dessert did you have if you had one?

6 Do you like Christmas pudding?

1) 100

2) Eating dinner I said I was done, as in full, person opposite me at the table asked me if I meant done or dumb and genuinely meant it, but I had to go spit my mouthful of fake wine out from laughing. I did cry laughing too.

3) to buy gravy....only me that would have it, but what a twat!

4) shloer grape juice served in wine glasses to make the small people feel big. (I'm small )

5) Jaffa dome

6) yes

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By *r SproutMan
46 weeks ago

the middle

1: I’m fat all year round , not just today

2: nothing amusing has happened

3: mustard

4: buck fizz (1 bottle) 5 bottles of Madri . 2 cans of carling premier. 1 bottle of lambrini. 3 Johnnie walker and s so far

5: A block of toblerone

6: yes

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
46 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Love it!

1 On a scale of 1 to 10 how fat do you feel? 10+

2 What was the most amusing moment of the day? Seeing my kids together, rinsing me

3 What did you forget? Crackers

4 What did you have to drink? White wine, prosecco, baileys for later

5 What dessert did you have if you had one? Trifle and Christmas pudding

6 Do you like Christmas pudding? Yes!

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
46 weeks ago

Aberdeen


"Feel free to share the following

1 On a scale of 1 to 10 how fat do you feel?

2 What was the most amusing moment of the day?

3 What did you forget?

4 What did you have to drink?

5 What dessert did you have if you had one?

6 Do you like Christmas pudding

?"

1) I dont feel fat. I am fat. I am a land whale marooned on the sofa

2)playing the shark game and littlest getting a jumpscare

3)Pear cider that I wanted

4)Prosecco

5) Chocolate log

6)yuck, no thanks

MrsAbz

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
46 weeks ago

St Leonards

1 On a scale of 1 to 10 how fat do you feel?

Whisky.

2 What was the most amusing moment of the day?

I drank whisky.

3 What did you forget?

To stop drinking whisky.

4 What did you have to drink?

Can't remember. Soz.

5 What dessert did you have if you had one?

Uhm. It had whisky in it I think?

6 Do you like Christmas pudding?

Of course! Mine has whisky in it

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
46 weeks ago

Belfast


"Feel free to share the following

1 On a scale of 1 to 10 how fat do you feel?

2 What was the most amusing moment of the day?

3 What did you forget?

4 What did you have to drink?

5 What dessert did you have if you had one?

6 Do you like Christmas pudding?

1) 100

2) Eating dinner I said I was done, as in full, person opposite me at the table asked me if I meant done or dumb and genuinely meant it, but I had to go spit my mouthful of fake wine out from laughing. I did cry laughing too.

3) to buy gravy....only me that would have it, but what a twat!

4) shloer grape juice served in wine glasses to make the small people feel big. (I'm small )

5) Jaffa dome

6) yes"

1/ 5

2/ The dog sshagging her new toy

3/ I forgot nothing

4/ I drank tea, coffee, and

5/ Raspberry ruffle cheesecake

6/ Yes

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By *ittlebirdWoman
46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

1 On a scale of 1 to 10 how fat do you feel?

Zero… not had my main yet

2 What was the most amusing moment of the day?

Blocking someone who has been a cunt for exactly one whole year. Actually made me laugh like Sid James.

3 What did you forget?

Nothing…but company would’ve been nice.

4 What did you have to drink?

Started with a Snowball. Now drinking my favourite French Sauvignon.

5 What dessert did you have if you had one?

I’ll be having a chocolate bombe with custard.

6 Do you like Christmas pudding?

Yes but I don’t eat it often. I’m normally too full after the first 2 courses.

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

1 On a scale of 1 to 10 how fat do you feel?

1000

2 What was the most amusing moment of the day?

My son telling me he's never gonna get married because he doesn't know what to do with a wife. (He's 8.)

3 What did you forget?

The pickles.

4 What did you have to drink?

Apple juice, Ayran, Turkish Tea and water (not mixed)

5 What dessert did you have if you had one?

I tasted the sticky toffee pudding, I was too full with food to do more than tasting.

6 Do you like Christmas pudding?

No, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Feel free to share the following


"1 On a scale of 1 to 10 how fat do you feel?"

1 - not eaten Christmas Dinner yet.


"2 What was the most amusing moment of the day?"

My son - facetted.


"3 What did you forget?"

Nothing yet.


"4 What did you have to drink?"

Coffee, wine, now on the G&T, with the meal will have wine.


"5 What dessert did you have if you had one?"

Christmas pudding, but also have a Gingerbread and Butterscotch Bombe.


"6 Do you like Christmas pudding?"

Yes, but with custard and also brandy butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Feel free to share the following

1 On a scale of 1 to 10 how fat do you feel?

1 - not eaten Christmas Dinner yet.

2 What was the most amusing moment of the day?

My son - facetted.***

3 What did you forget?

Nothing yet.

4 What did you have to drink?

Coffee, wine, now on the G&T, with the meal will have wine.

5 What dessert did you have if you had one?

Christmas pudding, but also have a Gingerbread and Butterscotch Bombe.

6 Do you like Christmas pudding?

Yes, but with custard and also brandy butter.

"

*** sodding auto correct. He face timed!

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By *xfordjohnMan
46 weeks ago

Oxford


"Feel free to share the following

1 On a scale of 1 to 10 how fat do you feel?

2 What was the most amusing moment of the day?

3 What did you forget?

4 What did you have to drink?

5 What dessert did you have if you had one?

6 Do you like Christmas pudding?

1) 100

2) Eating dinner I said I was done, as in full, person opposite me at the table asked me if I meant done or dumb and genuinely meant it, but I had to go spit my mouthful of fake wine out from laughing. I did cry laughing too.

3) to buy gravy....only me that would have it, but what a twat!

4) shloer grape juice served in wine glasses to make the small people feel big. (I'm small )

5) Jaffa dome

6) yes"

1) About 9 - not quite time to take my belt off

2) No big laughs yet

3) I'm sure I forgot something but no-one's told me yet what it was

4) Red wine

5) Panettoni

6) Yes

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By *929Man
46 weeks ago

newcastle


"Feel free to share the following

1 On a scale of 1 to 10 how fat do you feel?

2 What was the most amusing moment of the day?

3 What did you forget?

4 What did you have to drink?

5 What dessert did you have if you had one?

6 Do you like Christmas pudding?

"

1 - probably a 1

2 - can’t recall one it’s been pretty dull both kids just wanted money no so excitement watching them open presents my mother very annoyingly fed my dog from the table when she thought I wasn’t looking which was highly annoying the old cunt

3 - to defrost the cake

4 - countless cans of Pepsi max

5 - none the kids had cake once it defrosted

6 - no

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Feel free to share the following "

1 On a scale of 1 to 10 how fat do you feel? - especially today.....a gazillion

2 What was the most amusing moment of the day? My son being extremely blunt

3 What did you forget? I don't think I have....or I just haven't realised yet.

4 What did you have to drink? Gingerbread baileys, wine and that's it really.

5 What dessert did you have if you had one? Sticky toffee pudding

6 Do you like Christmas pudding? - I didn't have 'the' Christmas pudding but I had a pudding on Christmas day, and that was sticky toffee pudding and it was lush.

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