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By *esthetic21 OP Man
46 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Injury illness ect that you have experienced? For me it was shingles

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Gallstones, weeks of agonising pain all round the torso, as well as going a Homer Simpson shade of yellow because it fucked up my kidney functionality too.

That was pretty grim on the pain spectrum.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
46 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Standing on Lego or a plug. Even the most mild mannered person will recite every swear word in the dictionary after feeling that pain.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
46 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Breaking my leg in three places, my knee, 13 ribs and puncturing my lung all all at the same time

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By *xfordjohnMan
46 weeks ago

Oxford

Kidney stones - more agony than anything else I've suffered. Needed a lot of morphine to get it under control when I first went into A&E (as luck would have it, I was in NW Scotland at the time so getting to hospital was quite a trek).

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By *rAitchMan
46 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Getting knocked over by a fork lift truck weighing over 6 tons and the steel toe cap in my boot crushing my foot smarted a tad.

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By *ldbutrandyMan
46 weeks ago

West Midlands

Sciatica is the worst I've suffered.

Still have numbness in my toes years later. Punched the wall to transfer the pain elsewhere.....bad idea

Walked with a limp for around 18 months. Nasty !

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"Kidney stones - more agony than anything else I've suffered. Needed a lot of morphine to get it under control when I first went into A&E (as luck would have it, I was in NW Scotland at the time so getting to hospital was quite a trek)."

I've heard, from a nurse, that it is worse than childbirth!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
46 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Relocation of a dislocated bone from a trimalleolar fracture, needed plates and pins surgery

They needed to relocate the dislocation twice

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By *ookie46Woman
46 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Having drains removed after an operation

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Breaking my shoulder falling down stairs.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton

"Gallstones, weeks of agonising pain all round the torso, as well as going a Homer Simpson shade of yellow because it fucked up my kidney functionality too.

That was pretty grim on the pain spectrum.

If you're yellow it's your liver that's fucked...

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Having appendicitis when you're 5 with a gangrene appendix wasn't fun. Don't remember the pain much these days. Though I did recently break my right, a nasty fractured metatarsal, self inflicted. Still made roast dinner for the Mrs the day after.. because I'm a fucking trooper

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"Gallstones, weeks of agonising pain all round the torso, as well as going a Homer Simpson shade of yellow because it fucked up my kidney functionality too.

That was pretty grim on the pain spectrum.

If you're yellow it's your liver that's fucked..."

Liver/kidney, same thing

all I know is that it was fkin offal.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"Getting knocked over by a fork lift truck weighing over 6 tons and the steel toe cap in my boot crushing my foot smarted a tad."

This is why I'm dubious of steel toe caps. And my college tutor said that couldn't happen...

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
46 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Apart from letting Lycan have his way?

Uh. Probably women's things. There's not many things that could make me curl up in the foetal position in the middle of a busy street. But that fucker can do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Man flu. There is nothing that compares.

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By *rAitchMan
46 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

"Getting knocked over by a fork lift truck weighing over 6 tons and the steel toe cap in my boot crushing my foot smarted a tad.

This is why I'm dubious of steel toe caps. And my college tutor said that couldn't happen...

A toe cap is essentially an arch, which is inherently strong when upright. Look at bridges, viaducts, etc. However, when I was knocked down, I was 90 degrees to the perpendicular, making that arch inherently weak. It crushed, folding my foot in half lengthways.

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By *xfordjohnMan
46 weeks ago

Oxford

I've heard, from a nurse, that it is worse than childbirth! "

That's what they told me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Broken ribs. Felt like I’d been shot everytime i moved. And i can’t remember sneezing or coughing, because I’ve blanked that memory out because of the trauma.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Stubbing your toe lol

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By *othicslaveCouple
46 weeks ago

Norfolk

Brain swelling that headache was not nice, beats any bones I have broken.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
46 weeks ago

walsall

Standing on a 3 pin plug.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
46 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Stepping on a piece of Lego

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
46 weeks ago

London

Severe fracture dislocated my arm and elbow. Hurt more than I thought it was possible to experience.

I've broken a lot of bones but nothing else came close to that.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
46 weeks ago

little house on the praire

"Broken ribs. Felt like I’d been shot everytime i moved. And i can’t remember sneezing or coughing, because I’ve blanked that memory out because of the trauma. "
When I broke my ribs I was very ill and whenni came our my coma they gave me stuff to make me cough. It was horrendous

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"Broken ribs. Felt like I’d been shot everytime i moved. And i can’t remember sneezing or coughing, because I’ve blanked that memory out because of the trauma. When I broke my ribs I was very ill and whenni came our my coma they gave me stuff to make me cough. It was horrendous "

A coma!! I got off lightly then.

But damn, if I coughed, I had to prepare myself each time knowing how much payment was about to come

And sneezing? I think I pa$$ed out on one of them

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton

Periocoronitis... fuck me that dental infection hurt like a mother fucker! I was maxed out on painkillers and the infection spread into my cheek so I could barely open my mouth to eat....Great diet though lost half a stone in a week lol

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

A. BROKEN HEART ??

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton

" A. BROKEN HEART ?? "

That's also really fucking painful

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
46 weeks ago

Leeds

Having a load of jizz in the eye!

That fucking hurt.

Mrs

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
46 weeks ago

Wirral

Frozen shoulder so painful and at this moment in time plantar fasciitis left foot very painful

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By *ornucopiaMan
46 weeks ago

Bexley

"Getting knocked over by a fork lift truck weighing over 6 tons and the steel toe cap in my boot crushing my foot smarted a tad.

This is why I'm dubious of steel toe caps. And my college tutor said that couldn't happen...

What happens if they crush from underneath?

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By *xhib12Man
46 weeks ago

Blyth

Gallstones without a shadow of a doubt. Never known anything like that pain.

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By *a LunaWoman
46 weeks ago

South Wales

Gallstones. I seriously thought I was having a heart attack. And the pain made me physically sick

Was glad to have them removed! Though I can’t go far from a toilet as a result

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By *ovetolick78Man
46 weeks ago

The Shire

Smashing my finger tip with a hammer and fracturing it in 3 places and having the nail literally explode.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Appendicitis was pretty painful.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
46 weeks ago

little house on the praire

A coma!! I got off lightly then.

But damn, if I coughed, I had to prepare myself each time knowing how much payment was about to come

And sneezing? I think I pa$$ed out on one of them

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I was in a coma because my lungs wouldn't inflate. They put me in an induced coma for 2 and half weeks. Apart from the coughing the worst was when they turned me from side to side to give me a bed wash

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
46 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
46 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Gall stones. Morphine didn’t even touch the pain.

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By *educing_EmCouple
46 weeks ago

Tipperary

Not an illness or injury but birthing a rather large baby without any pain relief.

Worst pain I've ever felt.

Em x

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton

"Gall stones. Morphine didn’t even touch the pain.

Ouch ! I have had a friend who had those !

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By *ohntall123Man
46 weeks ago

Biggleswade

Smashing my hip in a head on car crash

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By *aitonelMan
46 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Not an illness or injury but birthing a rather large baby without any pain relief.

Worst pain I've ever felt.

Em x"

The context of it all though will forever make me laugh!

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By *bo7118Man
46 weeks ago

Birmingham

For me acute pancreatisis caused by gall stones. Waiting for surgery now to remove my gall bladder

Needed morphine when I was in hospital.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

A coma!! I got off lightly then.

But damn, if I coughed, I had to prepare myself each time knowing how much payment was about to come

And sneezing? I think I pa$$ed out on one of them

I was in a coma because my lungs wouldn't inflate. They put me in an induced coma for 2 and half weeks. Apart from the coughing the worst was when they turned me from side to side to give me a bed wash"

Ouch!!!

Oh. And zero sleep.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton

I've had some godawful period pains in my time too !

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By *educing_EmCouple
46 weeks ago

Tipperary

"Not an illness or injury but birthing a rather large baby without any pain relief.

Worst pain I've ever felt.

Em x

The context of it all though will forever make me laugh!

I'm glad you're amused by my suffering

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By *ife NinjaMan
46 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Broken ankle

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"Not an illness or injury but birthing a rather large baby without any pain relief.

Worst pain I've ever felt.

Em x"

my ex wife with our 2. I don’t know how she did it.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Brain surgery, the after effects, losing a baby that was a fucking killer. Physically and mentally. Those contractions seem worse than the other ones ie actually having the child....but my body seems back to normal again.... Finally!! Whoop whoop!

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By *mf123Man
46 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Dislocated knee

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Prolapsed disc in my back, impinging on the spinal nerve...

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By *BWLOVER1965Man
46 weeks ago

My Own Little World

Breaking jaw ribs one arm right leg left

Six months recovery

Motorcycle accident

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By *he ass man 666Man
46 weeks ago

paradise city

Broken rib falling of a chair while painting

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By *ddie1966Man
46 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

I've had some pretty horrific injuries in the past but never cried or whimpered, but the physical pain of kidney stones brought me to tears. The nurse at the hospital said the same as all the others here. Comparable to giving birth if not worse. What's even worse is the fact that once you've had them, you're likely to get them again at some point.

I was also told, a tablespoon if Cider Vinegar diluted in water every now and again can help slow their forming down.

Fingers crossed so far.

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By *luebell888Woman
46 weeks ago

Glasgowish

A poison leg after getting bitten by a cat.

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
46 weeks ago

Cambs

Horse riding accident as a youngster... 2 fractured and two broken ribs, dislocated shoulder, concussion, cracked collar bone, 2 broken toes and a full body of bruising.. my horse flipped me then stepped on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Seeing someone else stand on a plug

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By *ohntall123Man
46 weeks ago

Biggleswade

"A poison leg after getting bitten by a cat."

How big was the cat lol

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By *mwirralMan
46 weeks ago

wirral

Kidney stones

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By *izzy.Woman
46 weeks ago

Stoke area

I thought gall stones were bad, but I had a kidney stone in October and OMG that was savage.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
46 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Chicken pox as an adult that resulted in varicella pnuemonia (basically chicken pox in the lungs).

Nearly dying is so freaking painful. Quite the surprise really

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"Horse riding accident as a youngster... 2 fractured and two broken ribs, dislocated shoulder, concussion, cracked collar bone, 2 broken toes and a full body of bruising.. my horse flipped me then stepped on me.

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I know that feeling broken collar bone fractured ankle and fractured skull resulting in a coma after getting chucked from my horse .. Mrs.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Stepping on Lego

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By *affron40Woman
46 weeks ago

manchester

It’s a toss up between prolapsed discs sitting on the sciatic nerve and pancreatitis when my gallbladder got infected and had to come out. Both were pretty crappy times

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Physical pain: I had a dental cyst that caused my soft palate to swell. The most distracting, incredible pain I've ever experienced.

Emotional pain: The sudden loss of my wife, in front of me, last year. I'm still experiencing it.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
46 weeks ago

Flagrante

Gout or kidney stones...probably gout

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By *reat me rightWoman
46 weeks ago

Rotherham

Was hospitalised with recurring g pain lower left abdomen. They didn't listen and decided they needed to remove my gallbladder. Anyone know why they'd never manage it given where my pain was? Over 3 years on and I still intermittently get this pain (and still have my gallbladder)

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

"Injury illness ect that you have experienced? For me it was shingles "

Varicose veins.. Legs stung like crazy. Had to get them removed.

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By *arkus1812Man
46 weeks ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

"Injury illness ect that you have experienced? For me it was shingles "

I go with Shingles also,never experienced pain like it, before or since.

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By *avexxMan
46 weeks ago

cheshire

getting my penis jammed in my jeans zip

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By *ucka39Man
46 weeks ago

Newcastle

Fracture left arm broken collar bone and acid reflux oh and my ex

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Overactive thryroid. Worse than my varicose veins.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
46 weeks ago

stanley

2 broken ribs caused by a high speed cricket ball. Also physio at the start of rehab after a knee ligament op was pretty unpleasant

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By *weetsmellingtreatsWoman
46 weeks ago

Gloucester

I’ve had gallstones and gallbladder removal, I’ve had kidney stones, I’ve had childbirth, I’ve had many broken bones and ailments but nothing has even come remotely close to the exact moment my appendix burst and the peritonitis that went with it.

Luckily ambulance was with me within minutes, and I was in immediate surgery upon arrival.

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By *stwo2023Couple
46 weeks ago

Worcester

Kidney stones

Evie

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By *esthetic21 OP Man
46 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

" A. BROKEN HEART ?? "
there's absolutely nothing worse than a broken heart

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
46 weeks ago

North West

The nerve injury that is permanent and causes me constant, unremitting pain and has done for the past 7yrs. And the herniated lumbar discs with nerve root compression, whilst pregnant. That started and I wasn't allowed any painkillers!

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By *weetCherryWoman
46 weeks ago

London

Chronic pain from my PCOS and endometriosis

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
46 weeks ago

North West

"Chronic pain from my PCOS and endometriosis"

That too!

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By *weetCherryWoman
46 weeks ago

London

"Chronic pain from my PCOS and endometriosis

That too!"

Not fun for sure

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
46 weeks ago

North West

"Chronic pain from my PCOS and endometriosis

That too!

Not fun for sure

Mine's endo and adenomyosis but I think the combo causes pretty similar pain etc. My menopause jab is wearing off and it flared right up this week. Obviously

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By *weetCherryWoman
46 weeks ago

London

"Chronic pain from my PCOS and endometriosis

That too!

Not fun for sure

Mine's endo and adenomyosis but I think the combo causes pretty similar pain etc. My menopause jab is wearing off and it flared right up this week. Obviously

Just in time for Christmas!

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By *illyTwinkleWoman
46 weeks ago

South Tyneside

Meningitis and being married to a twunt

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By *uxom redCouple
46 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Cancer sucked ,so did shingles

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
46 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Deep vein thrombosis, those fuckers suck

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By *izadoCouple
46 weeks ago

Keighley

Had kidney stones twice.

Sat in A&E crying and laughing at the pain.

Fortunately they have good pain killers.

Was a terrible pain as it went on a while.

However have Sarcoidosis which means my immune system attacks itself occasionally.

At one stage it manifested in my right eye.

All I remember is walking outdoors in the sun and it felt like someone pushed a hot poker through my eye and brain. Dropped me instantly into a ball. Shorter period of pain than kidney stones but worse for me.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
46 weeks ago

Northampton

Gout.

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By *luebell888Woman
46 weeks ago

Glasgowish

"A poison leg after getting bitten by a cat.

How big was the cat lol "
small and ginger but obviously not friendly.

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By *archelCouple
46 weeks ago

A field somewhere

I had kidney stones a few years back, thankfully not as developed, and managed to pass them naturally. It felt like I wanted to pee all the time but could only pass weak little trickles, then one day at home I passes the stone in the loo. I remember it being the shape of an arrowhead, and I heard it hit the porcelain. I've never felt instant relief like when that bugger passed.

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By *oxy jWoman
46 weeks ago

somerset

ive seen many grown men in pain the one id say catches them out most is kidney stones

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By *ustamanMan
46 weeks ago

weymouth

Trapped nerve in my neck causing my left arm to be in pain and fairly useless - I found that debilitating and for several weeks could get no more than a couple of hours drug induced sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

A complete fracture of my ulna, radius (bone broke through the skin) and dislocating and fracturing my humerus and elbow at the same time. Most painful twenty four hours of my life.

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By *illy IdolMan
46 weeks ago

Midlands

Can't decide if it's my torn ACL or dislocated shoulder. Done the latter 5 times though so you know what to expect

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By *imply DeeWoman
46 weeks ago

Wherever

Endometriosis.

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By *isubandyMan
46 weeks ago

Barnsley

Broken nose, broken wrist, or broken ribs. Take ya pick. Lol

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By *wingamajigsCouple
46 weeks ago

Folkestone

Broken arm in 3 places trapping the radial nerve between 2 pieces of bone. To cap it off the atop piece tried to go through my skin.

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By *naswingdressWoman
46 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ovarian torsion

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By *hunky GentMan
46 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I've been very fortunate to not have had much physical pain in my life, but I did have a kidney stone once.

Oh, and occasionally I get gout.

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
46 weeks ago

Glasgow

Mr kidney stones

Mrs childbirth

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Broken or bruised ribs not too much fun

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