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By *r Sprout OP   Man
46 weeks ago

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Please read first!!

Some who said they were in didn’t join in and send a message so don’t be disappointed!

Everyone who sent me a message got a match. If you messaged me and didn’t get a match, let me know.

Some people will have multiple matches. Some not so many. I have ensured everyone who messaged me has at least one! If not please tell me.

If it has a heart next to it it’s a real match.

If it has a smiley face next to it it’s a Sprout match.

I may or may not have sometimes matched you with someone you chose or who chose you. That will remain a secret.

Also thank you to those who took the time to write more than just 3 names in a message. I read them all and appreciate your kind words

Oh yeah Happy Christmas

LETS GO!!

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
46 weeks ago

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Boo - G332

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46 weeks ago

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Nora - Wuddy The Elf

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46 weeks ago

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Nic85 - Rose-Tinted Glasses

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46 weeks ago

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
46 weeks ago

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Fluffy Chicken - Mixed Master

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46 weeks ago

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46 weeks ago

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46 weeks ago

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Deeliciouschaos - Tea Monkey

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46 weeks ago

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OhCumAllYeFuckery - username already in use

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46 weeks ago

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Sweetkitten65 - Silverfoxy

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46 weeks ago

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MrsMistyPeaks - Eddie1966

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46 weeks ago

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Missyeuxbleus - GrinchyMcFuckNugget

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46 weeks ago

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Cookie46 - Mr John Wick

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46 weeks ago

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Rickshawed - tea monkey

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46 weeks ago

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Cede - Mr.Stephen Pickle

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46 weeks ago

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Amber81 - Missyeuxbleus

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46 weeks ago

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Lady-Krampus - Cumbrian78

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46 weeks ago

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Beyond Purity - MrsMistyPeaks

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46 weeks ago

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Knightsofthecoffeetable - G332

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46 weeks ago

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Kinky_couple2020 - Mr.Stephen Pickle

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46 weeks ago

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Boo - The Gatekeeper

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46 weeks ago

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Nora - Horny Irish

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46 weeks ago

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Nic85 - It’s Mr Cunt To You

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46 weeks ago

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Dildo swagginsthe3rd - G332

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46 weeks ago

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Fluffy Chicken - Wuddy The Elf

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46 weeks ago

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Littlebird - killian-Killash

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46 weeks ago

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Littlemisskrampus - Mr John Wick

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46 weeks ago

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46 weeks ago

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MonkeyandBones - Boo

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46 weeks ago

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46 weeks ago

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MrsMistyPeaks - Willy Idol

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46 weeks ago

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Missyeuxbleus - Rose-Tinted Glasses

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46 weeks ago

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Cookie46 - The Gatekeeper

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46 weeks ago

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Cede - tea monkey

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46 weeks ago

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Beyond Purity - AMC

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46 weeks ago

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Lady-Krampus - Horny Irish

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46 weeks ago

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46 weeks ago

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46 weeks ago

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Littlemisskrampus - Christbaumkugelbetrachter

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46 weeks ago

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46 weeks ago

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Littlebird - Wuddy The Elf

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46 weeks ago

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Nic85 - Mr John Wick

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46 weeks ago

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Cookie46 - Rose-Tinted Glasses

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46 weeks ago

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Nora - Willy Idol

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton

No real match for me lol wake me up next year

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
46 weeks ago

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Fluffy Chicken - Mr Spephen-Pickle

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By *viatrixWoman
46 weeks ago

Redhill

When I rembered it was 8:24pm so couldn’t send a message….

*still can’t do a crying emoji* :’(

But there is always next year

Thanks for organising this and Happy Christmas

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
46 weeks ago

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Littlemisskrampus - It’s Mr Cunt To You

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46 weeks ago

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Littlebird - Tasty Tasty

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By *asty tatsyMan
46 weeks ago

london


"OhCumAllYeFuckery - Tasty Tasty "

I like your thinking sprout

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
46 weeks ago

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OhCumAllYeFuckery - AMC

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
46 weeks ago

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Knightsofthecoffeetable - Fluffy Chicken

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By *asty tatsyMan
46 weeks ago

london


"Littlebird - Tasty Tasty "

Oh and this one you should do this as a profession

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
46 weeks ago

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Cede - Rose-Tinted Glasses

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46 weeks ago

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Beyond Purity - Nic85

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46 weeks ago

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Nic85 - Wuddy The Elf

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By *cottish guy 555Man
46 weeks ago

London


"Fluffy Chicken - Mr Spephen-Pickle "

The new power couple

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
46 weeks ago

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Littlebird - DesafinadOHolyNight

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46 weeks ago

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OhCumAllYeFuckery - Mixed Master

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46 weeks ago

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MrsMistyPeaks - tea monkey

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46 weeks ago

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Missyeuxbleus - Willy Idol

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46 weeks ago

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Cede - The Gatekeeper

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46 weeks ago

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Littlemisskrampus - Scottish guy 555

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46 weeks ago

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Nora - Tasty Tasty

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46 weeks ago

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46 weeks ago

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Littlemisskrampus - G332

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46 weeks ago

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Littlebird - Scottish guy 555

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Sprout matches!!!! I love them.

I’m in!!!

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
46 weeks ago

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Missyeuxbleus - Wuddy The Elf

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
46 weeks ago

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Fluffy Chicken - HoHoHoBeans

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton


"Littlemisskrampus - G332 "

Well that would be awesome if it was a real match

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
46 weeks ago

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OhCumAllYeFuckery - Eddie1966

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46 weeks ago

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Cede - Mr John Wick

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
46 weeks ago

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And finally the last one

Boo - Mixed Master

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
46 weeks ago

St Leonards

Happy Christmas Mr Sprout.

An awful lot of work to take on at a busy time of year, and done with panache and good humour.

Thank you, and I hope you have a nice lie-down later .

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton

Anyhoo well done Sprout thanks for organising merry chrimbo

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
46 weeks ago

Leeds


"Knightsofthecoffeetable - G332 "

Liar liar pants on fire - sorry we don’t meet men.

Mrs

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton


"Knightsofthecoffeetable - G332

Liar liar pants on fire - sorry we don’t meet men.

Mrs "

I'll take your place lol

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
46 weeks ago

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"Knightsofthecoffeetable - G332

Liar liar pants on fire - sorry we don’t meet men.

Mrs "

I did balls that one up

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By *cottish guy 555Man
46 weeks ago

London

Bravo to Mr Sprout and his mind-boggling affection for spreadsheeting

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Op. Such good fun and I’d buy you a drink for doing this, but I think you owe me a drink for another offer somewhere in the past so technically this kind of cancels itself out.

* knuckle bump

Merry Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Top work that’s some organising going on behind the screen.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
46 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Deeliciouschaos - GrinchyMcFuckNugget "

I like this one

Cheers for doing this it must be a lot of work ..

Appreciated Sprouty

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By *midnight-Woman
46 weeks ago

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Wow can't imagine how long this took you! Well dine and yep, i totally forgot to send in mine

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
46 weeks ago

London


"Wow can't imagine how long this took you! Well dine and yep, i totally forgot to send in mine "

God! ! Second Christmas Thread totally ignored.

Anyway Merry Christmas Swingers-Brexit people

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
46 weeks ago

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"

Top work that’s some organising going on behind the screen. "

And yet I still get people sending me picks as I’m posting the actual results. Then getting shitty when I tell them they are way too late.

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By *oeBeansMan
46 weeks ago

Derby

This must've taken you ages! Thank you so much for the effort and I'm more than happy with my match

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
46 weeks ago

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"Wow can't imagine how long this took you! Well dine and yep, i totally forgot to send in mine

God! ! Second Christmas Thread totally ignored.

Anyway Merry Christmas Swingers-Brexit people "

This ^ ignored for being 20 hours late

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"

Top work that’s some organising going on behind the screen.

And yet I still get people sending me picks as I’m posting the actual results. Then getting shitty when I tell them they are way too late. "

Fuck sake!

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By *illy IdolMan
46 weeks ago

Midlands

Well, well, hasn't Christmas come early this year. Thanks for all your efforts Mr Sprout

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Fluffy Chicken - Mixed Master "

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"

Top work that’s some organising going on behind the screen.

And yet I still get people sending me picks as I’m posting the actual results. Then getting shitty when I tell them they are way too late. "

You get mail!!!! Take it as a compliment.

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
46 weeks ago

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"

Top work that’s some organising going on behind the screen.

And yet I still get people sending me picks as I’m posting the actual results. Then getting shitty when I tell them they are way too late.

You get mail!!!! Take it as a compliment. "

I can do without that sort of mail

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By *oo..Woman
46 weeks ago

Boo's World

Sprout thank you for taking the time to do this.

And to anyone giving him shit because YOU failed to message him last night by 8pm to join in, give your head a wobble and apologise as that's out of order completely!

Sprout doesn't deserve that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Well humbug to you all!!!

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By *illy IdolMan
46 weeks ago

Midlands


"Well humbug to you all!!!"

Jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Well humbug to you all!!!

Jealous "

I didn't actually pick anyone as there was no one I wanted to meet.

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By *illy IdolMan
46 weeks ago

Midlands


"Well humbug to you all!!!

Jealous

I didn't actually pick anyone as there was no one I wanted to meet.

"

If it's any consolation, I would have picked you if I had 4 votes

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Well humbug to you all!!!

Jealous

I didn't actually pick anyone as there was no one I wanted to meet.

"

Haha. There’s a funny story here!….

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
46 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Aww how did I miss this!

Congrats all and to Mr Sprout

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Well humbug to you all!!!

Jealous

I didn't actually pick anyone as there was no one I wanted to meet.

If it's any consolation, I would have picked you if I had 4 votes"

Oh I can think of at least 5 better women to meet than me. Wait. Make that 4.

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By *ookie46Woman
46 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Thanks Sprouty, much appreciated

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By *illy IdolMan
46 weeks ago

Midlands


"Well humbug to you all!!!

Jealous

I didn't actually pick anyone as there was no one I wanted to meet.

If it's any consolation, I would have picked you if I had 4 votes

Oh I can think of at least 5 better women to meet than me. Wait. Make that 4. "

Location plays a role though. Didn't fancy travelling too far

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Well humbug to you all!!!

Jealous

I didn't actually pick anyone as there was no one I wanted to meet.

If it's any consolation, I would have picked you if I had 4 votes

Oh I can think of at least 5 better women to meet than me. Wait. Make that 4.

Location plays a role though. Didn't fancy travelling too far"

Lower your standards for those that are close by? Gotcha

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By *asty tatsyMan
46 weeks ago

london

Well played sprout great effort

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By *xfordjohnMan
46 weeks ago

Oxford

Thanks for such an amusing thread even tho' I didn't partake.

Merry Christmas!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
46 weeks ago

North West


"Kinky_couple2020 - Mr.Stephen Pickle "

In!

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By *midnight-Woman
46 weeks ago

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"Wow can't imagine how long this took you! Well dine and yep, i totally forgot to send in mine

God! ! Second Christmas Thread totally ignored.

Anyway Merry Christmas Swingers-Brexit people "

Ahhhh there's always next year

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Well humbug to you all!!!

Jealous

I didn't actually pick anyone as there was no one I wanted to meet.

"

I'm sorry, I forgot to say I was in (mwah xx)

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"….

Ahhhh there's always next year "

^ive said this before…… every year!

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Aww well done what an effort you put in to that x

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By *midnight-Woman
46 weeks ago

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"….

Ahhhh there's always next year

^ive said this before…… every year! "

I'm ever the optimist - we could set an alarm now for next Dec

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By *midnight-Woman
46 weeks ago

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"Well, well, hasn't Christmas come early this year. Thanks for all your efforts Mr Sprout"

Better get your pencil sharpener out

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Yay thanks so much sprouty!

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
46 weeks ago

London


"Wow can't imagine how long this took you! Well dine and yep, i totally forgot to send in mine

God! ! Second Christmas Thread totally ignored.

Anyway Merry Christmas Swingers-Brexit people

This ^ ignored for being 20 hours late "

My Mistake, mi bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Yay thanks so much sprouty! "

Hellooooooo

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
46 weeks ago

Leeds


"Knightsofthecoffeetable - G332

Liar liar pants on fire - sorry we don’t meet men.

Mrs

I did balls that one up "

It's ok, it must take so much work to do, thank you!

Mrs

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By *aitonelMan
46 weeks ago

Liverpool

See, told you I was not in.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
46 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Well humbug to you all!!!"

C’mere and give me a hug.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton


"See, told you I was not in. "

I only got pretend matches lol

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By *illy IdolMan
46 weeks ago

Midlands


"Well, well, hasn't Christmas come early this year. Thanks for all your efforts Mr Sprout

Better get your pencil sharpener out "

A boy can dream

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By *aitonelMan
46 weeks ago

Liverpool


"See, told you I was not in.

I only got pretend matches lol "

Exactly why I don't bother

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By *heGateKeeperMan
46 weeks ago

Stratford

Great stuff Sprouty and everyone involved

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton


"See, told you I was not in.

I only got pretend matches lol

Exactly why I don't bother "

I can't imagine you not getting proper matches!!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
46 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Sprouty, you’re a superstar.

I’m going to do right by you and make all my matches come true.

It might take a few months.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton

All year probably

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By *X2019Man
46 weeks ago

Newcastle

Put my name down on the list of people who completely forgot about this after signing up originally.

Top work though Sprout, and can't think how long it all took

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Op. Thanks for matching me with ladies Mike’s away….all over the country. In England, Wales, Scotland…….

Wait a minute!!!!!

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
46 weeks ago

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"Op. Thanks for matching me with ladies Mike’s away….all over the country. In England, Wales, Scotland…….

Wait a minute!!!!! "

I told you to choose wisely. What’s a few miKes when you get to meet some amazing people

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By *ddie1966Man
46 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Thank you Mr Sprout for the time and effort you've taken over this.

Totally happy with your choice consolation matches.

There'll always be next year for the true matches.

Now all we need is for someone to arrange a social event to dance the night away for the participants.

Now there's a thought

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By *orny IrishMan
46 weeks ago

Rural Wiltshire

Thank you Mr Sprout, great work well done. Merry Christmas to you and all the rest of you Fabsters.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Op. Thanks for matching me with ladies Mike’s away….all over the country. In England, Wales, Scotland…….

Wait a minute!!!!!

I told you to choose wisely. What’s a few miKes when you get to meet some amazing people "

I’m trying to figure out how we all get together!!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

Ps. Sprouty I owe you something next time I see you

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Thank you Mr Sprout for the time and effort you've taken over this.

Totally happy with your choice consolation matches.

There'll always be next year for the true matches.

Now all we need is for someone to arrange a social event to dance the night away for the participants.

Now there's a thought"

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

……"

Yes.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

……

Yes.

"

You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
46 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Yes. "

It’s, like, a rule or something.

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By *r Sprout OP   Man
46 weeks ago

the middle


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

……

Yes.

You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy "

I hope that’s not what you are going to give me the next time I see you

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

……

Yes.

You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy "

I’ll shake the dust off.

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By *asty tatsyMan
46 weeks ago

london


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

Ps. Sprouty I owe you something next time I see you "

I hope so

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Yes.

It’s, like, a rule or something."

I mean,…it’s unwritten, but it’s still a rule!!….

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

……

Yes.

You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy

I’ll shake the dust off. "

And give it a polish??

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
46 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

It’s a Christmas miracle!

Thank you Sprouty x

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

……

Yes.

You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy

I’ll shake the dust off.

And give it a polish?? "

I’ll roll it in glitter!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

……

Yes.

You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy

I’ll shake the dust off.

And give it a polish??

I’ll roll it in glitter! "

Is it a turd ??!

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

……

Yes.

You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy

I’ll shake the dust off.

And give it a polish??

I’ll roll it in glitter!

Is it a turd ??! "

Hahaha.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

……

Yes.

You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy

I’ll shake the dust off.

And give it a polish??

I’ll roll it in glitter!

Is it a turd ??!

Hahaha. "

You walked into that lol

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By *ittlebirdWoman
46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

……

Yes.

You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy

I’ll shake the dust off.

And give it a polish??

I’ll roll it in glitter!

Is it a turd ??!

Hahaha. "

NO GLITTER

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

……

Yes.

You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy

I’ll shake the dust off.

And give it a polish??

I’ll roll it in glitter!

Is it a turd ??!

Hahaha.

NO GLITTER "

What about a nice bow ??

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By *ittlebirdWoman
46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

……

Yes.

You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy

I’ll shake the dust off.

And give it a polish??

I’ll roll it in glitter!

Is it a turd ??!

Hahaha.

NO GLITTER

What about a nice bow ?? "

Bows are good

Collars are better

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

……

Yes.

You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy

I’ll shake the dust off.

And give it a polish??

I’ll roll it in glitter!

Is it a turd ??!

Hahaha.

NO GLITTER

What about a nice bow ??

Bows are good

Collars are better "

Now that I'd like to see!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Well done Mr Sprout. It's always fun seeing the pairings.

Merry Christmas.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

My was supposed to be a .

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

……

Yes.

You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy

I’ll shake the dust off.

And give it a polish??

I’ll roll it in glitter!

Is it a turd ??!

Hahaha.

NO GLITTER

What about a nice bow ?? "

Have you tried to tie a bow?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

……

Yes.

You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy

I’ll shake the dust off.

And give it a polish??

I’ll roll it in glitter!

Is it a turd ??!

Hahaha.

NO GLITTER

What about a nice bow ??

Have you tried to tie a bow? "

What in your penis??!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
46 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"

It’s a Christmas miracle!

Thank you Sprouty x"

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

……

Yes.

You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy

I’ll shake the dust off.

And give it a polish??

I’ll roll it in glitter!

Is it a turd ??!

Hahaha.

NO GLITTER

What about a nice bow ??

Have you tried to tie a bow?

What in your penis??! "

On. ON!!! On my penis!! Jeez, ‘in’ my penis is another level!!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

……

Yes.

You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy

I’ll shake the dust off.

And give it a polish??

I’ll roll it in glitter!

Is it a turd ??!

Hahaha.

NO GLITTER

What about a nice bow ??

Have you tried to tie a bow?

What in your penis??!

On. ON!!! On my penis!! Jeez, ‘in’ my penis is another level!! "

Well if you stand still I can tie a bow ON your penis

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By *ittlebirdWoman
46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

……

Yes.

You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy

I’ll shake the dust off.

And give it a polish??

I’ll roll it in glitter!

Is it a turd ??!

Hahaha.

NO GLITTER

What about a nice bow ??

Have you tried to tie a bow?

What in your penis??!

On. ON!!! On my penis!! Jeez, ‘in’ my penis is another level!! "

I’ve got the ribbon ready…

You on your way?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

……

Yes.

You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy

I’ll shake the dust off.

And give it a polish??

I’ll roll it in glitter!

Is it a turd ??!

Hahaha.

NO GLITTER

What about a nice bow ??

Have you tried to tie a bow?

What in your penis??!

On. ON!!! On my penis!! Jeez, ‘in’ my penis is another level!!

I’ve got the ribbon ready…

You on your way? "

Absolutely

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By *oo..Woman
46 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

……

Yes.

You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy

I’ll shake the dust off.

And give it a polish??

I’ll roll it in glitter!

Is it a turd ??!

Hahaha.

NO GLITTER

What about a nice bow ??

Have you tried to tie a bow?

What in your penis??!

On. ON!!! On my penis!! Jeez, ‘in’ my penis is another level!!

I’ve got the ribbon ready…

You on your way? "

Get a room!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

……

Yes.

You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy

I’ll shake the dust off.

And give it a polish??

I’ll roll it in glitter!

Is it a turd ??!

Hahaha.

NO GLITTER

What about a nice bow ??

Have you tried to tie a bow?

What in your penis??!

On. ON!!! On my penis!! Jeez, ‘in’ my penis is another level!!

I’ve got the ribbon ready…

You on your way?

Get a room! "

Me and LB? Gladly

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By *reat me rightWoman
46 weeks ago

Rotherham

Bugger. Missed this

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By *inosaur PantsMan
46 weeks ago

Stourbridge

Whoops, went in for this and then forgot to send my matches in. Oh well there's always next year

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

……

Yes.

You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy

I’ll shake the dust off.

And give it a polish??

I’ll roll it in glitter!

Is it a turd ??!

Hahaha.

NO GLITTER

What about a nice bow ??

Have you tried to tie a bow?

What in your penis??!

On. ON!!! On my penis!! Jeez, ‘in’ my penis is another level!!

I’ve got the ribbon ready…

You on your way? "

Do I follow the ribbon or something? … is this like Hansel and Gretel? how long is this ribbon?

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"

On. ON!!! On my penis!! Jeez, ‘in’ my penis is another level!!

I’ve got the ribbon ready…

You on your way?

Get a room! "

I’m trying!!!!!!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

……

Yes.

You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy

I’ll shake the dust off.

And give it a polish??

I’ll roll it in glitter!

Is it a turd ??!

Hahaha.

NO GLITTER

What about a nice bow ??

Have you tried to tie a bow?

What in your penis??!

On. ON!!! On my penis!! Jeez, ‘in’ my penis is another level!!

I’ve got the ribbon ready…

You on your way?

Do I follow the ribbon or something? … is this like Hansel and Gretel? how long is this ribbon?

"

I’ve laid a trail of Haribo..

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

……

Yes.

You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy

I’ll shake the dust off.

And give it a polish??

I’ll roll it in glitter!

Is it a turd ??!

Hahaha.

NO GLITTER

What about a nice bow ??

Have you tried to tie a bow?

What in your penis??!

On. ON!!! On my penis!! Jeez, ‘in’ my penis is another level!!

I’ve got the ribbon ready…

You on your way?

Do I follow the ribbon or something? … is this like Hansel and Gretel? how long is this ribbon?

I’ve laid a trail of Haribo.. "

I hope they last for another 7posts. ….

Are they the small packets, or do you like the BIG ones?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

……

Yes.

You best get your cock ready for me then Wuddy

I’ll shake the dust off.

And give it a polish??

I’ll roll it in glitter!

Is it a turd ??!

Hahaha.

NO GLITTER

What about a nice bow ??

Have you tried to tie a bow?

What in your penis??!

On. ON!!! On my penis!! Jeez, ‘in’ my penis is another level!!

I’ve got the ribbon ready…

You on your way?

Do I follow the ribbon or something? … is this like Hansel and Gretel? how long is this ribbon?

I’ve laid a trail of Haribo..

I hope they last for another 7posts. ….

Are they the small packets, or do you like the BIG ones? "

I like all Haribo

That’s not strictly true. I love Haribo

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

……

I’ve laid a trail of Haribo..

I hope they last for another 7posts. ….

Are they the small packets, or do you like the BIG ones?

I like all Haribo

That’s not strictly true. I love Haribo "

I’m not a fan. But I’d happily watch you put them in your mouth

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By *oo..Woman
46 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

……

I’ve laid a trail of Haribo..

I hope they last for another 7posts. ….

Are they the small packets, or do you like the BIG ones?

I like all Haribo

That’s not strictly true. I love Haribo

I’m not a fan. But I’d happily watch you put them in your mouth "

Littlebird stop playing hard to get you're killing the thread!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
46 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Thank you gorgeous Mr Sprout. That was loads of work and looks like I’m going to be busy in 2024

All matches mean you have to have “the sex” right?

……

I’ve laid a trail of Haribo..

I hope they last for another 7posts. ….

Are they the small packets, or do you like the BIG ones?

I like all Haribo

That’s not strictly true. I love Haribo

I’m not a fan. But I’d happily watch you put them in your mouth

Littlebird stop playing hard to get you're killing the thread! "

Hard to get? Moi?

Ok ok. Who wants the sex?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton


"

On. ON!!! On my penis!! Jeez, ‘in’ my penis is another level!!

I’ve got the ribbon ready…

You on your way?

Get a room!

I’m trying!!!!!!! "

Yes we know

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