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By (user no longer on site) OP   
47 weeks ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Pub landlords I should imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Not me

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I do. It’s where I rest my beer.

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By *affron40Woman
47 weeks ago

manchester


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people."

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By *obilebottomMan
47 weeks ago

All over

See what you've done now

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Aww no.

Another really great guy leaves us.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
47 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Aww no.

Another really great guy leaves us. "

I'll light a candle

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
47 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Aww no.

Another really great guy leaves us. "

All those ebony women are weeping in despair.

J

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By *oeBeansMan
47 weeks ago

Derby


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people."

Don't lie, it was obviously your backup account

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By *ou only live onceMan
47 weeks ago

London

Ah, Phil. He was fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Ah, Phil. He was fun."

He's with the ebony women now, and at peace...

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By *aitonelMan
47 weeks ago

Liverpool


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Don't lie, it was obviously your backup account"

Far too lazy and needs too much effort for that. It's like you don't even know her at all Joe.

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By *orny IrishMan
47 weeks ago

Rural Wiltshire


"Lol"

They did not last long.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people."

Of course it was

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people."

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
47 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

I have a tea belly

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By *ickshawedCouple
47 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"I have a tea belly "

That's much sexier

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By *hrimper36Couple
47 weeks ago

Central France dept 36

And funtimephil seems to have left the building.

See you soon mr Funtime.

T

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
47 weeks ago

Gloucestershire


"I have a tea belly

That's much sexier "

Thank you, that’s made my day

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

I have a big belly

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"Aww no.

Another really great guy leaves us. "

Oh Danny boy, the pipes the pipes are calling…

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By *ickshawedCouple
47 weeks ago

Wolverhampton


"I have a big belly "

All the sexier for jiggling to the macarena

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing. "

D.I.D. ?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"I have a big belly

All the sexier for jiggling to the macarena "

You know, I think that’s when I’m at my most sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing. "

I always have my couples one

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one "

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one "

I hope it’s not you and a man

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics."

I blurred your penis calm down.

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By *inky ChefMan
47 weeks ago

Norwich


"I have a big belly "

***

At least you have a cool hair.

I have the big belly and DIY haircut.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one "

At least we know you won’t be Unicorn Hunters *shudders*

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics."

Has does one obtain said permission?

Asking for a friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

At least we know you won’t be Unicorn Hunters *shudders*"

Oh you're safe don't worry

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I hope it’s not you and a man "

*bites tongue really hard*

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.

I blurred your penis calm down."

Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

At least we know you won’t be Unicorn Hunters *shudders*

Oh you're safe don't worry"

Thank fuck. I was really quite fussed.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.

Has does one obtain said permission?

Asking for a friend. "

A blowjob and a McDonald’s breakfast usually does the trick.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.

I blurred your penis calm down.

Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina."

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
47 weeks ago

Somewhere else


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.

Has does one obtain said permission?

Asking for a friend.

A blowjob and a McDonald’s breakfast usually does the trick."

You drive a hard bargain

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.

Has does one obtain said permission?

Asking for a friend.

A blowjob and a McDonald’s breakfast usually does the trick.

You drive a hard bargain "

I’m a man that knows my worth

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
47 weeks ago

London

Me, I love dadbods x

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.

I blurred your penis calm down.

Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina."

Scarily accurate

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.

I blurred your penis calm down.

Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.

Scarily accurate "

If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.

I blurred your penis calm down.

Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.

Scarily accurate

If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child."

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.

I blurred your penis calm down.

Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.

Scarily accurate

If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.

"

I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.

I blurred your penis calm down.

Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.

Scarily accurate

If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.

I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too "

I'd say so.

And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.

I blurred your penis calm down.

Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.

Scarily accurate

If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.

I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too

I'd say so.

And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.

"

Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.

I blurred your penis calm down.

Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.

Scarily accurate

If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.

I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too

I'd say so.

And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.

Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan."

Someone's had their Weetabix today.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.

I blurred your penis calm down.

Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.

Scarily accurate

If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.

I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too

I'd say so.

And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.

Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.

Someone's had their Weetabix today. "

Is that code for cans of San Miguel?

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By *inky ChefMan
47 weeks ago

Norwich


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.

I blurred your penis calm down.

Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.

Scarily accurate

If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.

I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too

I'd say so.

And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.

Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan."

***

You're the second guy gave similar description.

Hmmm

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.

I blurred your penis calm down.

Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.

Scarily accurate

If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.

I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too

I'd say so.

And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.

Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.

***

You're the second guy gave similar description.

Hmmm

"

There might be some truth to it.

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By *inky ChefMan
47 weeks ago

Norwich


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.

I blurred your penis calm down.

Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.

Scarily accurate

If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.

I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too

I'd say so.

And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.

Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.

***

You're the second guy gave similar description.

Hmmm

There might be some truth to it."

***

She's good with the camera for sure.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.

I blurred your penis calm down.

Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.

Scarily accurate

If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.

I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too

I'd say so.

And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.

Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.

***

You're the second guy gave similar description.

Hmmm

There might be some truth to it.

***

She's good with the camera for sure.

"

I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her

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By *aitonelMan
47 weeks ago

Liverpool


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.

I blurred your penis calm down.

Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.

Scarily accurate

If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.

I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too

I'd say so.

And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.

Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.

***

You're the second guy gave similar description.

Hmmm

There might be some truth to it.

***

She's good with the camera for sure.

I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her "

Put the alcohol down. There is no coming back from that. No forgiveness or anything.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.

I blurred your penis calm down.

Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.

Scarily accurate

If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.

I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too

I'd say so.

And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.

Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.

***

You're the second guy gave similar description.

Hmmm

There might be some truth to it.

***

She's good with the camera for sure.

I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her

Put the alcohol down. There is no coming back from that. No forgiveness or anything. "

I did it once. I had to take a shower after. I felt dirty.

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By *inky ChefMan
47 weeks ago

Norwich


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.

I blurred your penis calm down.

Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.

Scarily accurate

If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.

I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too

I'd say so.

And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.

Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.

***

You're the second guy gave similar description.

Hmmm

There might be some truth to it.

***

She's good with the camera for sure.

I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her "

I kind of like her humor.

Makes my humor less weird sometimes.

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By *aitonelMan
47 weeks ago

Liverpool


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.

I blurred your penis calm down.

Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.

Scarily accurate

If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.

I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too

I'd say so.

And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.

Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.

***

You're the second guy gave similar description.

Hmmm

There might be some truth to it.

***

She's good with the camera for sure.

I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her

Put the alcohol down. There is no coming back from that. No forgiveness or anything.

I did it once. I had to take a shower after. I felt dirty."

I know the feeling. You know the ace venture shower scene. That.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.

I blurred your penis calm down.

Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.

Scarily accurate

If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.

I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too

I'd say so.

And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.

Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.

***

You're the second guy gave similar description.

Hmmm

There might be some truth to it.

***

She's good with the camera for sure.

I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her

Put the alcohol down. There is no coming back from that. No forgiveness or anything.

I did it once. I had to take a shower after. I felt dirty."

I still have it laminated

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By *inky ChefMan
47 weeks ago

Norwich


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.

I blurred your penis calm down.

Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.

Scarily accurate

If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.

I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too

I'd say so.

And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.

Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.

***

You're the second guy gave similar description.

Hmmm

There might be some truth to it.

***

She's good with the camera for sure.

I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her

Put the alcohol down. There is no coming back from that. No forgiveness or anything.

I did it once. I had to take a shower after. I felt dirty."

***

I mean that's a bit too much for a joke.

No?

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.

I blurred your penis calm down.

Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.

Scarily accurate

If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.

I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too

I'd say so.

And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.

Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.

***

You're the second guy gave similar description.

Hmmm

There might be some truth to it.

***

She's good with the camera for sure.

I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her

Put the alcohol down. There is no coming back from that. No forgiveness or anything.

I did it once. I had to take a shower after. I felt dirty.

I know the feeling. You know the ace venture shower scene. That. "

More like the scene when he climbs out of a rhinos arse.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.

I blurred your penis calm down.

Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.

Scarily accurate

If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.

I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too

I'd say so.

And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.

Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.

***

You're the second guy gave similar description.

Hmmm

There might be some truth to it.

***

She's good with the camera for sure.

I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her

Put the alcohol down. There is no coming back from that. No forgiveness or anything.

I did it once. I had to take a shower after. I felt dirty.

***

I mean that's a bit too much for a joke.

No?"

I have no limits for my humour.

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By *inky ChefMan
47 weeks ago

Norwich


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.

I blurred your penis calm down.

Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.

Scarily accurate

If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.

I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too

I'd say so.

And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.

Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.

***

You're the second guy gave similar description.

Hmmm

There might be some truth to it.

***

She's good with the camera for sure.

I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her

Put the alcohol down. There is no coming back from that. No forgiveness or anything.

I did it once. I had to take a shower after. I felt dirty.

I still have it laminated "

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Well, I came to save you, but...

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By *eordieJeansCouple
47 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"It wasn't me, don't get your hopes up people.

Not until your next profile is forum ready I’m guessing.

I always have my couples one

I didn’t give your permission to use my pics.

I blurred your penis calm down.

Good. Nobody wants to see a half eaten peperami going near Hagrid’s vagina.

Scarily accurate

If Hagrid and Moaning Myrtle had a love child.

I think that’s my best one. I know you love a Harry Potter reference too

I'd say so.

And shows how well you know me, both in looks and personality.

Tall, hairy, has a wand and loves to moan… and most definitely not a sexy moan.

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You're the second guy gave similar description.

Hmmm

There might be some truth to it.

***

She's good with the camera for sure.

I can’t say anything more. I’m at the sweet spot with alcohol intake. If I drink more I’ll be nice to her

Put the alcohol down. There is no coming back from that. No forgiveness or anything.

I did it once. I had to take a shower after. I felt dirty.

I still have it laminated "

You look like you enjoy laminating.

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