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"I'm an anthropologist from the University of Queensland. No, you can't see whether or not I've got my pants on or whether my sex toys are away, it's genuinely academic research, promise." I believe everything I read on this site, so… study me | |||
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"I'm an anthropologist from the University of Queensland. No, you can't see whether or not I've got my pants on or whether my sex toys are away, it's genuinely academic research, promise. I believe everything I read on this site, so… study me "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bufTna0WArc | |||
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"I’m here because I’m a solid 4 waiting for all the attention from the 10s "Pffft. I met you for mere minutes and even I can tell you’re at least a five. | |||
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"We’re here because we’re here because we’re here. I am either: a) lonely and delusional and feeling myself too much, cause I’ve let fab go to my head… OR b) taking a quick refuel break between sessions of earth shattering partnered sex. You decide. "I'm filling time between a visit to the in-laws and tea time | |||
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"Oh, definitely A." Oh, I meant for me. Not calling yourself delusional of course  | |||
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"I’m here because I’m a solid 4 waiting for all the attention from the 10s "Ditto lol | |||
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"I’m here because I’m a solid 4 waiting for all the attention from the 10s "Almost jinx Fluffy! If I'd not stopped to spell check and change the full-stops into question marks we'd have posted at the exact same time
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"I’m here because I’m a solid 4 waiting for all the attention from the 10s "Is that 4 spelt phoarrr? ;-p | |||
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"I’m here because I’m a solid 4 waiting for all the attention from the 10s
Pffft. I met you for mere minutes and even I can tell you’re at least a five."Aw thanks rtg, I needed a boost | |||
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"I’m here because I’m a solid 4 waiting for all the attention from the 10s
Almost jinx Fluffy! If I'd not stopped to spell check and change the full-stops into question marks we'd have posted at the exact same time
J"Imagine a fluffy jinx! I’d be stuck for ages | |||
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"I'm an anthropologist from the University of Queensland. No, you can't see whether or not I've got my pants on or whether my sex toys are away, it's genuinely academic research, promise. I believe everything I read on this site, so… study me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bufTna0WArc" | |||
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"If I'd not stopped to spell check and change the full-stops into question marks …" But you did, Julie! And that’s one of the reasons we love you. . "Aw thanks rtg, I needed a boost "(I’m not going to tell everyone how much of a hottie you *really* are. They’d all be after you. I wouldn’t get a look in!) | |||
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"I’m here because I’m a solid 4 waiting for all the attention from the 10s " | |||
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"I’m here because I’m a solid 4 waiting for all the attention from the 10s "I identify as a 10 | |||
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"I’m here because I’m a solid 4 waiting for all the attention from the 10s
I identify as a 10 "You're a solid 9 | |||
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"Are we here because: A) we're 4s who think we're 10s and get thrills when someone fabs us because they wouldn't look at us twice in real life? Or B) we are able to navigate through the bullshit to have some really amazing ENM sex?
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"We’re here because we’re here because we’re here. I am either: a) lonely and delusional and feeling myself too much, cause I’ve let fab go to my head… OR b) taking a quick refuel break between sessions of earth shattering partnered sex. You decide. "I'm looking for a macho manly man holding nachos and ready and willing to open all the jars of pickles I bought because my teeny tiny wrists are too weak. I'm too uptight for anything else  | |||
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"I’m here because I’m a solid 4 waiting for all the attention from the 10s
I identify as a 10
You're a solid 9"Savage | |||
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"I’m here because I’m a solid 4 waiting for all the attention from the 10s
I identify as a 10
You're a solid 9
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"Oh, definitely A. Oh, I meant for me. Not calling yourself delusional of course "Xx | |||
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"I'm here to kid myself I'm kinda hot. And to annoy people." You’re doing *really* well, you know. On both counts. | |||
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"We’re here because we’re here because we’re here. I am either: a) lonely and delusional and feeling myself too much, cause I’ve let fab go to my head… OR b) taking a quick refuel break between sessions of earth shattering partnered sex. You decide. "head | |||
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"I'm here to kid myself I'm kinda hot. And to annoy people. You’re doing *really* well, you know. On both counts." I know right! | |||
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"We’re here because we’re here because we’re here. I am either: a) lonely and delusional and feeling myself too much, cause I’ve let fab go to my head… OR b) taking a quick refuel break between sessions of earth shattering partnered sex. You decide.
I'm looking for a macho manly man holding nachos and ready and willing to open all the jars of pickles I bought because my teeny tiny wrists are too weak.
I'm too uptight for anything else "*hotlists you* | |||
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"We’re here because we’re here because we’re here. I am either: a) lonely and delusional and feeling myself too much, cause I’ve let fab go to my head… OR b) taking a quick refuel break between sessions of earth shattering partnered sex. You decide.
I'm looking for a macho manly man holding nachos and ready and willing to open all the jars of pickles I bought because my teeny tiny wrists are too weak.
I'm too uptight for anything else
*hotlists you*"*faints* Ooooh | |||
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"We’re here because we’re here because we’re here. I am either: a) lonely and delusional and feeling myself too much, cause I’ve let fab go to my head… OR b) taking a quick refuel break between sessions of earth shattering partnered sex. You decide. head "You think I’m posting while getting head? Or posting while giving it? | |||
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"We’re here because we’re here because we’re here. I am either: a) lonely and delusional and feeling myself too much, cause I’ve let fab go to my head… OR b) taking a quick refuel break between sessions of earth shattering partnered sex. You decide. head
You think I’m posting while getting head?
Or posting while giving it?"If I said both, would someone come and accuse you of virtue signalling? | |||
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"We’re here because we’re here because we’re here. I am either: a) lonely and delusional and feeling myself too much, cause I’ve let fab go to my head… OR b) taking a quick refuel break between sessions of earth shattering partnered sex. You decide. "*** I'm just here to chat with nice, nice enough and okay people. Popular, unpopular and even some fishy people can be interesting. It's a chat, not a marriage, my house or my life. Also, here to not chat or annoy NICE people. Gave up any sexual intent here about 2 months ago. That's it in a nutshell. | |||
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"We’re here because we’re here because we’re here. I am either: a) lonely and delusional and feeling myself too much, cause I’ve let fab go to my head… OR b) taking a quick refuel break between sessions of earth shattering partnered sex. You decide. head
You think I’m posting while getting head?
Or posting while giving it?"lol i think you give those things your full attention | |||
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"We’re here because we’re here because we’re here. I am either: a) lonely and delusional and feeling myself too much, cause I’ve let fab go to my head… OR b) taking a quick refuel break between sessions of earth shattering partnered sex. You decide. head
You think I’m posting while getting head?
Or posting while giving it?
If I said both, would someone come and accuse you of virtue signalling?"You have to say it 3x like for Betelgeuse or Bloody Mary | |||
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"We’re here because we’re here because we’re here. I am either: a) lonely and delusional and feeling myself too much, cause I’ve let fab go to my head… OR b) taking a quick refuel break between sessions of earth shattering partnered sex. You decide. head
You think I’m posting while getting head?
Or posting while giving it?
If I said both, would someone come and accuse you of virtue signalling?
You have to say it 3x like for Betelgeuse or Bloody Mary "Hot. In.  | |||
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"We’re here because we’re here because we’re here. I am either: a) lonely and delusional and feeling myself too much, cause I’ve let fab go to my head… OR b) taking a quick refuel break between sessions of earth shattering partnered sex. You decide.
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I'm just here to chat with nice, nice enough and okay people.
Popular, unpopular and even some fishy people can be interesting.
It's a chat, not a marriage, my house or my life.
Also, here to not chat or annoy NICE people.
Gave up any sexual intent here about 2 months ago.
That's it in a nutshell.
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"We’re here because we’re here because we’re here. I am either: a) lonely and delusional and feeling myself too much, cause I’ve let fab go to my head… OR b) taking a quick refuel break between sessions of earth shattering partnered sex. You decide. head
You think I’m posting while getting head?
Or posting while giving it?
If I said both, would someone come and accuse you of virtue signalling?
You have to say it 3x like for Betelgeuse or Bloody Mary
Hot. In. "XXmas came early and so did I… | |||
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"I'm waiting for me and my sons fast food to come "Not very fast food | |||
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"I'm gonna say A. But wouldn't say I'm "feeling myself" just trying to break up the bordome of single life "I feel myself often because I live alone  | |||
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"I'm gonna say A. But wouldn't say I'm "feeling myself" just trying to break up the bordome of single life
I feel myself often because I live alone "Masturbation = sex with someone you love. I like to light candles and read myself sonnets first. | |||
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"We’re here because we’re here because we’re here. I am either: a) lonely and delusional and feeling myself too much, cause I’ve let fab go to my head… OR b) taking a quick refuel break between sessions of earth shattering partnered sex. You decide.
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I'm just here to chat with nice, nice enough and okay people.
Popular, unpopular and even some fishy people can be interesting.
It's a chat, not a marriage, my house or my life.
Also, here to not chat or annoy NICE people.
Gave up any sexual intent here about 2 months ago.
That's it in a nutshell.
N.I.C.E. people?
"*** I mean people who are keep saying they are NICE. Actions speak louder than words. Everyone writes something stupid every now and then. Bad day, misread title, weird/dark humor...etc. I won't label anyone nice or rude based on 1 or 2 comments, popularity, looks, weirdness or kink. I like people from the gray area as well. Would be boring, if we would be all the same. God, I sound like the Dalai Lama of Fab.  , , Sex and Rock & Roll 
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"Neither A or B. I choose E" | |||
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"I'm gonna say A. But wouldn't say I'm "feeling myself" just trying to break up the bordome of single life
I feel myself often because I live alone
Masturbation = sex with someone you love.
I like to light candles and read myself sonnets first."I like an aromatherapy foot bath. I can't be trusted with candles. Shenanigans tend to ensue | |||
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"Why do men who are barely a 2 make less than a 1 for effort, then cry when any woman above a 1.5 don't want anything to do with them? " Is the answer 1²? | |||
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"We’re here because we’re here because we’re here. I am either: a) lonely and delusional and feeling myself too much, cause I’ve let fab go to my head… OR b) taking a quick refuel break between sessions of earth shattering partnered sex. You decide.
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I'm just here to chat with nice, nice enough and okay people.
Popular, unpopular and even some fishy people can be interesting.
It's a chat, not a marriage, my house or my life.
Also, here to not chat or annoy NICE people.
Gave up any sexual intent here about 2 months ago.
That's it in a nutshell.
N.I.C.E. people?
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I mean people who are keep saying they are NICE.
Actions speak louder than words.
Everyone writes something stupid every now and then.
Bad day, misread title, weird/dark humor...etc.
I won't label anyone nice or rude based on 1 or 2 comments, popularity, looks, weirdness or kink.
I like people from the gray area as well.
Would be boring, if we would be all the same.
God, I sound like the Dalai Lama of Fab.
, , Sex and Rock & Roll
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"Neither A or B. I choose E" Actually if it was E I couldn’t O. Allegedly. But I can O. And O and O and O… my cat yelled at me for being too loud when I O.  | |||
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"I'm here because I was googling an affliction known as fatfingers and ironically........" *debates whether to google this* | |||
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"Why do men who are barely a 2 make less than a 1 for effort, then cry when any woman above a 1.5 don't want anything to do with them? Is the answer 1²?" 10101010 *short circuits* | |||
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"Neither A or B. I choose E Actually if it was E I couldn’t O. Allegedly. But I can O. And O and O and O… my cat yelled at me for being too loud when I O. "But would that be o o o o o o O O O Y Y U Mmmmmmm | |||
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"Basically Hear for fucking women Well "Let’s hear it for fucking women! | |||
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"I am here for the banter. It definitely isn't for easy, quick, hassle free sex." That’s fortunate, isn’t it | |||
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"I'm not really here at all. I'm a figment. "There’s a few of you happening around here tonight… | |||
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"I came here because I thought I was going to get some free sweeties... "Oh. Sweetie. *clucks tongue* | |||
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"We’re here because we’re here because we’re here. I am either: a) lonely and delusional and feeling myself too much, cause I’ve let fab go to my head… OR b) taking a quick refuel break between sessions of earth shattering partnered sex. You decide.
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I'm just here to chat with nice, nice enough and okay people.
Popular, unpopular and even some fishy people can be interesting.
It's a chat, not a marriage, my house or my life.
Also, here to not chat or annoy NICE people.
Gave up any sexual intent here about 2 months ago.
That's it in a nutshell.
N.I.C.E. people?
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I mean people who are keep saying they are NICE.
Actions speak louder than words.
Everyone writes something stupid every now and then.
Bad day, misread title, weird/dark humor...etc.
I won't label anyone nice or rude based on 1 or 2 comments, popularity, looks, weirdness or kink.
I like people from the gray area as well.
Would be boring, if we would be all the same.
God, I sound like the Dalai Lama of Fab.
, , Sex and Rock & Roll
Now you have to change your name "*** I misinterpreted the "4 times a year" rule, so I think I will have this for awhile. I'm covered for Easter too with this. | |||
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"I'm here for validation. So I can get a bigger ego and become more uptight. "Pah! Living in your uptight world  | |||
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"I'm here for validation. So I can get a bigger ego and become more uptight.
Pah! Living in your uptight world "I'm thinking of having my vag rejuvenated | |||
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"I'm here for validation. So I can get a bigger ego and become more uptight.
Pah! Living in your uptight world
I'm thinking of having my vag rejuvenated "I had my rejuvenated but then it broke again | |||
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"I'm here for validation. So I can get a bigger ego and become more uptight.
Pah! Living in your uptight world "My mama never told me why. | |||
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"I'm here for validation. So I can get a bigger ego and become more uptight.
Pah! Living in your uptight world
I'm thinking of having my vag rejuvenated
I had my rejuvenated but then it broke again "My god! How big is your husband?! | |||
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"I'm here for validation. So I can get a bigger ego and become more uptight.
Pah! Living in your uptight world
I'm thinking of having my vag rejuvenated
I had my rejuvenated but then it broke again
My god! How big is your husband?! "Check out the pics | |||
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"I'm a delusional 4/10. Hoping the genuine professional young men still enjoy an older woman." Hello! | |||
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"I'm a delusional 4/10. Hoping the genuine professional young men still enjoy an older woman. Hello! "Lol | |||
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"I'm here for validation. So I can get a bigger ego and become more uptight.
Pah! Living in your uptight world
I'm thinking of having my vag rejuvenated
I had my rejuvenated but then it broke again
My god! How big is your husband?!
Check out the pics "Enough said | |||
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"I'm here for validation. So I can get a bigger ego and become more uptight.
Pah! Living in your uptight world
I'm thinking of having my vag rejuvenated
I had my rejuvenated but then it broke again
My god! How big is your husband?!
Check out the pics
Enough said "Did you see?! | |||
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"I'm here for validation. So I can get a bigger ego and become more uptight.
Pah! Living in your uptight world
I'm thinking of having my vag rejuvenated
I had my rejuvenated but then it broke again
My god! How big is your husband?!
Check out the pics
Enough said
Did you see?! "John Holmes called… | |||
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"I'm here for validation. So I can get a bigger ego and become more uptight.
Pah! Living in your uptight world
I'm thinking of having my vag rejuvenated
I had my rejuvenated but then it broke again
My god! How big is your husband?!
Check out the pics
Enough said
Did you see?! "A LOT of your boobs...but then.., eureka! | |||
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"I'm here for validation. So I can get a bigger ego and become more uptight.
Pah! Living in your uptight world
I'm thinking of having my vag rejuvenated
I had my rejuvenated but then it broke again
My god! How big is your husband?!
Check out the pics
Enough said
Did you see?!
A LOT of your boobs...but then.., eureka! "I admit, there ARE a lot of boob pics 
Apparently, they're a popular attraction | |||
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"Are we here because: A) we're 4s who think we're 10s and get thrills when someone fabs us because they wouldn't look at us twice in real life? Or B) we are able to navigate through the bullshit to have some really amazing ENM sex?
J"That would definitively be B | |||
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"I'm here for validation. So I can get a bigger ego and become more uptight.
Pah! Living in your uptight world
I'm thinking of having my vag rejuvenated
I had my rejuvenated but then it broke again
My god! How big is your husband?!
Check out the pics
Enough said
Did you see?!
A LOT of your boobs...but then.., eureka!
I admit, there ARE a lot of boob pics
Apparently, they're a popular attraction "I'm the wrong audience for boob pics sorry | |||
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"I'm here for validation. So I can get a bigger ego and become more uptight.
Pah! Living in your uptight world
I'm thinking of having my vag rejuvenated
I had my rejuvenated but then it broke again
My god! How big is your husband?!
Check out the pics
Enough said
Did you see?!
A LOT of your boobs...but then.., eureka!
I admit, there ARE a lot of boob pics
Apparently, they're a popular attraction
I'm the wrong audience for boob pics sorry "I'll try harder! I'll get him harder and take different pics in 2024, Ma'am | |||
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"I'm here for validation. So I can get a bigger ego and become more uptight.
Pah! Living in your uptight world
I'm thinking of having my vag rejuvenated
I had my rejuvenated but then it broke again
My god! How big is your husband?!
Check out the pics
Enough said
Did you see?!
A LOT of your boobs...but then.., eureka!
I admit, there ARE a lot of boob pics
Apparently, they're a popular attraction
I'm the wrong audience for boob pics sorry
I'll try harder! I'll get him harder and take different pics in 2024, Ma'am " I have one photo! I admire anyone who makes an effort.  | |||
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