FabSwingers.com forum: What’s your car called?

By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

Do you name your car?

I know I drive a girl car, it’s a she, it’s the only thing I can get to do what it told……

But I’ve never named her.

Does you car have a name? And are you crazy?

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By *aomilatteCouple
49 weeks ago

Midlands

Big car, as there's also a little car at home.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
49 weeks ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Erm no. No name

Just a black VW Passat in both countries. Only difference is the engine in the American one is a 3.6L

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By *odevilWoman
49 weeks ago

exeter

Yep. Car is called Marilyn.

Yep. We all go a little mad sometimes

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By *oppleWangerMan
49 weeks ago

Gods Country

Naming cars is not for me, its just a car

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
49 weeks ago

stockport

Sammy the Skoda

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By *unlife2000Man
49 weeks ago

Western Bay

Abraham

Lincoln MKX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"Naming cars is not for me, its just a car

That’s what I thought! But no, they are named like family members!

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Your car does what you tell it to?

My wife would be so jealous of you. Hers does what it pleases.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

The racing tranny

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
49 weeks ago

Maidstone

My current MX5 is Moxy... Previous one was Maxine and before that Max...

My ex bf bought a Mk2 VW Polo which was white and it had a sunroof... So obviously we had to call her Minty!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
49 weeks ago

East Sussex

Our car is non binary and is called 'the car'

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By *ellhungvweMan
49 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I don’t normally name my cars but I did have one that I called “This fucking useless piece of shit”. It wasn’t a long term relationship.

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By *helby500Woman
49 weeks ago

cowley

Kylie

She’s a Kuga

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
49 weeks ago

all loved up

My new car is a clio called Dolly..as the plate is Ewe at the end

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By *oppleWangerMan
49 weeks ago

Gods Country

"Naming cars is not for me, its just a car

That’s what I thought! But no, they are named like family members!

I’ve got 5 - I’d not be able to keep up any way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"My current MX5 is Moxy... Previous one was Maxine and before that Max...

My ex bf bought a Mk2 VW Polo which was white and it had a sunroof... So obviously we had to call her Minty!"

They’re all brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"Your car does what you tell it to?

My wife would be so jealous of you. Hers does what it pleases."

You just need to put your foot down and grab the knob and shove it in…,

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
49 weeks ago

Stockport

Ours is called the pimp wagon

Make of that what you will

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
49 weeks ago

all loved up

My other two are Tony spark ( t spark gtv in metallic red)

And Peter Parker. He's a blue and red alfa spider

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By *ookie46Woman
49 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Non existent

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By *orny-DJMan
49 weeks ago

Leigh-on-Sea

I've named most of my cars

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

My two cars…..

Old car ‘Kimi’ - male - based on reg plate letters

New car ‘Gorka’ - male - based on my dancing history and reg plate letters

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By *onn8955Man
49 weeks ago

whitby

My car doesn't have a name but I do have a watch called Steve!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
49 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Our family cars were usually named by the number plate, so we had a Dot, literally DOT and a Milky/Milkshake MLK.

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By *tephanjMan
49 weeks ago

Kettering

Mine is called dog after the reg. As it end ydg= you good dog

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By *evergiveupMan
49 weeks ago

derbyshire

Vulva the Volvo

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By *alandNitaCouple
49 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

I've never named a car of my own... though the first car my ex husband had was nicknamed the flying banana, as it was a bright yellow old fiat 2 seater.

Nita

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
49 weeks ago

Horsham

I never named my car.

My mum had an old VW Beetle, that she called Gertie.

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By *L98Man
49 weeks ago

Norwich

Classic mini named Monty, he's a good lad. Named after monte carlo

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Derek

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else

Nellie

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
49 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I have a Vauxhall Corsa called Little Colin and a Peugeot 206 called Little Percy

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By *aitonelMan
49 weeks ago

Travelling

Car

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By *ily WhiteWoman
49 weeks ago

I've named every car I've ever had...currently I have Jerry and Austin.

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By *hriscooperMan
49 weeks ago

Warrington

Earl.

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By *hilloutMan
49 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"Erm no. No name

Just a black VW Passat in both countries. Only difference is the engine in the American one is a 3.6L

What a petrolhead!

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

The annoying piece of crap

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Peggy

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By *a LunaWoman
49 weeks ago

South Wales

Pierre

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
49 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Monty.

I love him, he is a good boy and whilst he may be a litte bit shit in ice/rain/snow he tries his best to keep us on the road.

MrsAbz

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By *elbaCouple
49 weeks ago

Derby

Mario……. It’s more like a go kart than an actual car

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
49 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Naming cars is not for me, its just a car

That’s what I thought! But no, they are named like family members!

True - around the time of Brexit I had a 5 Series called "Uncle Racist", and once had an A-Class called "Nanny Piss-Stench".

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By *ionandleopardCouple
49 weeks ago

norwich

Leopard drives Colin the corsa . She wants to name my car but nah not for me haha

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By *enSiskoMan
49 weeks ago

Cestus 3

Yes ive named my cars

MR2 = Emmar (imagine a Mancunian says Emma)

Celica = Ce ce

Audi = Audrey

And I am not mad my mother had me tested!

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By *hatbiatchWoman
49 weeks ago

craigavon

Little red Audi which my fb has named the red bed, I don’t have a name for her lol

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

The Jalopy

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By *ndisMan
49 weeks ago

Liverpool

Stupid twat is what I call mine often.

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By *ilverfox for youMan
49 weeks ago

Hull

Bentley !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"Stupid twat is what I call mine often.

Haha. Let me introduce you to mm bag if sh*t

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
49 weeks ago

Somewhere else

"Your car does what you tell it to?

My wife would be so jealous of you. Hers does what it pleases.

You just need to put your foot down and grab the knob and shove it in…,

Do you at least make sure the engine is warmed up and running smoothly? That sounds awfully hurried in this weather. My battery would die if I tried it.

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
49 weeks ago

London or Bedford

"Do you name your car?

I know I drive a girl car, it’s a she, it’s the only thing I can get to do what it told……

But I’ve never named her.

Does you car have a name? And are you crazy?

BETSY

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

My van is nicknamed the 'gypo van'

Landrover 'start you bastard '

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By *inky ChefMan
49 weeks ago

Norwich

KITT

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"Your car does what you tell it to?

My wife would be so jealous of you. Hers does what it pleases.

You just need to put your foot down and grab the knob and shove it in…,

Do you at least make sure the engine is warmed up and running smoothly? That sounds awfully hurried in this weather. My battery would die if I tried it."

Nope. Just scrape the ice off so you can see where you’re going.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
49 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Scoot 4. Although it's not the 4th car I've driven, it's the 3rd one that is owned by me alone. Scoot 1 was my homemade soapbox cart when I was a kid. My wife and U never named cars we shared, except for the first car we bought in the UK - a Jaguar XJ6 (don't ask) which she affectionately called "The Beast".

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By *dd_soxMan
49 weeks ago

Suffolk

Blue car and grey car. So much easier and just rolls off the tongue

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By *ee04Man
49 weeks ago

Essex

The big car and the little car as I have 2 also used to have a medium car but I sold it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
49 weeks ago

"Blue car and grey car. So much easier and just rolls off the tongue "

Mine is The Corsa.

keep it simple.

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By *TG3Man
49 weeks ago

Dorchester

John

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
49 weeks ago

Horley

Used to have a Toyota Yaris, called Rolf, but wouldn’t do that now. They were more innocent times

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By *eneralKenobiMan
49 weeks ago

North Angus

Most commonly? “Pile of shit”

Failed it’s MOT yesterday so it’s in the bad books

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Victor

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By *irtydanMan
49 weeks ago

Blackpool

s class Mercedes called big girl

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By *addad99Man
49 weeks ago

Rotherham /newquay

F o r d

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By *exleypeteMan
49 weeks ago

bexleyheath

Just a car

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By *enk15Man
49 weeks ago

Evesham

Mines called "Fuck sake, start already!"

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Mines Honda jazz well someone got to drive them

It was the wives car but let it with

But I had to pay off the loan on it when she left

So it's jazzy but it's going next year

Prefese cars wear called start you're bastard - oh sick off this car - right off to scrap yard you go

But that's when I had sheds then

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Steve

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By *ose manMan
49 weeks ago

kells

The kettle ...

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By *urganguyMan
49 weeks ago

around

"Little red Audi which my fb has named the red bed, I don’t have a name for her lol"

The wee red bed... Lol

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By *laytonAMan
49 weeks ago

Newport

Mines called Arnold.

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By *acavityMan
49 weeks ago

Redditch

The smart car is blue and surprisingly spacious inside, so that's the TARDIS

The Freelander (3 door, facelift) is Vicky, because the first two letters on number plate are VK

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Rupert the Range Rover

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By *ltrMan
49 weeks ago

sheffield

Boomerang (f##King thing keeps going back to the dealers ) wank audi should have keep the skoda

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By *hatbiatchWoman
49 weeks ago

craigavon

"Little red Audi which my fb has named the red bed, I don’t have a name for her lol

The wee red bed... Lol"

Much fun has been had in her

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By *eaqueenWoman
49 weeks ago

Heathrow

Poppy….bright red Audi convertible.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
49 weeks ago

Markfield

The Mini is Pepper and the Mystery

Machine is Christine.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
49 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Doesn’t have a name but is definitely female, it takes a lot of upkeep

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By *entlemanrogueMan
49 weeks ago

Motherwell

Sally (Cinnamon)

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
49 weeks ago

Maidstone

I was looking for a red Mini Cooper instead of another MX5... I was going to name it Tommy (as in tomato red) Cooper... Just like that...

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By *ony 2016Man
49 weeks ago

Huddersfield /derby cinemas

Had an old car which was near its retirement age ,, used to say I had a

Rolls Canardly

It would roll downhill but canardly get up'em

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Quite a few years ago two old sisters who lived nearby had a Nissan Micra and these old dears would razz around at 22mph, even in a 50. The car's reg was:

M11NGE

So of course I named it The Minge Mobile

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

I used to have vintage VW Beetle. My fist car. She was a she with no name for 2 years then a uni friend christened her Gertrude / Gertie and it stuck. None of my other cars ever had a name. And I don't own a car since I moved to London.

Many of my houseplants have names, mainly the ones that were with me since uni days. I seem to have grown out of the habit of naming stuff mostly.

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By *heFabtasticsCouple
49 weeks ago

brentwood

Motorhome-Giant Cockwomble

Car-Nico

Motorcycle- Rock Chick Rita

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By *r AppleMan
49 weeks ago

Greenwich

One of my Ducati’s is named Daisy

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By *appyChap91Man
49 weeks ago

Hull

I used to have a Nissan Note, didn't give it a name but sometimes would call it

The Nothing of Note

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
49 weeks ago

stanley

Current car is unnamed. But my first fast Audi was called Suzi (Quattro) and my first Impreza WRX was called Ethel, in tribute to a Yorkshire Rally Driver called Steve Bannister who had a rapid MK2 called Ethel

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By *avexxMan
49 weeks ago

cheshire

TWAT WHEN IT DOESNT START..

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Wee Senga.. named by my sister lol

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By *orny IrishMan
49 weeks ago

Rural Wiltshire

My little car is Rags, as it relates to the reg and I will probably be in rags by the time I finish it.

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By *orny IrishMan
49 weeks ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Little red Audi which my fb has named the red bed, I don’t have a name for her lol

The wee red bed... Lol"

A very Norn Iron thing to say.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
49 weeks ago

Maidstone

" Current car is unnamed. But my first fast Audi was called Suzi (Quattro) and my first Impreza WRX was called Ethel, in tribute to a Yorkshire Rally Driver called Steve Bannister who had a rapid MK2 called Ethel

Mmmm I should get myself an Audi Quattro...

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
49 weeks ago

stanley

Mmmm I should get myself an Audi Quattro..."

Defo yes, something like an S3 or an RS3

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

I call her lady as she is temperamental

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By *ksinCouple
49 weeks ago

Rutland

Cassie (Clio)

Colin (Cobra)

Maddie (Macan)

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
49 weeks ago

Darlington

Felicity, Flick for short

She’s a Fiesta

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

"Maddie (Macan)"

Ever have problems wondering, where you left the car?

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

It only ever gets named if it breaks down or cost loads in repairs.

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By *loth280Man
49 weeks ago

Caversham

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By *loth280Man
49 weeks ago

Caversham

I am driving my mum and dads old car at the moment.....it is really inappropriate - bj**bbe! Dread to think what they called it....

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
49 weeks ago

peterborough

She is called Phoebe

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
49 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Funny how many of the ones who haven't named their cars have still assigned a gender to them

MrsAbz

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By *DW1983Man
49 weeks ago

Aberdeen, Leeds, Sheffield

I have an exhaust sensor to change over the Christmas holidays so depending how that goes I might end up calling it a thing or two...

In general though, no, it's just a car, though I get why people might name more characterful ones like a classic Beetle.

"Nellie"

In my mind this created an image of you arriving James Bond style on Little Nellie (I forget which film that's from, I'm sure someone will tell me!)

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By *ogNMuseCouple
49 weeks ago

Surrey

"I have an exhaust sensor to change over the Christmas holidays so depending how that goes I might end up calling it a thing or two...

In general though, no, it's just a car, though I get why people might name more characterful ones like a classic Beetle.

Nellie

In my mind this created an image of you arriving James Bond style on Little Nellie (I forget which film that's from, I'm sure someone will tell me!)

Octopussy

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By *ksinCouple
49 weeks ago

Rutland

"Maddie (Macan)

Ever have problems wondering, where you left the car?

Always try not to leave her unattended for too long…….

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By *ensualbicockMan
49 weeks ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

The Millennium Volvo

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By *agnar73Man
49 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Funny how many of the ones who haven't named their cars have still assigned a gender to them

MrsAbz"

I know she’s female, but no name.

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By *ddie1966Man
49 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

1 Beast.

2 Raven.

3 pile of shit.

4 Poppy.

In polite conversation they are all know as the drain on my resources.

Each one has a certain use that the others can't compete with.

And each one has a personality too.

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By *he KinkysCouple
49 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Jack x

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

My Civic is called Holly.

Nells Skoda is called The Ebola Bus!

MrWho.

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By *erald 1999Man
49 weeks ago

carmarthen

My first car a little blue metro called Ethel....my latest car not really its name but the number plate shouts

sa **rge

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By *aulhornyladMan
49 weeks ago

Sunderland

Uber!lol

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By *mf123Man
49 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Minge i figured its been a while so why not guarantee i can get into a minge without the woffle

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By *educing_EmCouple
49 weeks ago

Tipperary

3 times today I'm after reading this thread title and every time I read it as what's your elf called

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Mine is Zack, because of the reg plate.

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