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By *oofy321 OP   Man
50 weeks ago

moon base zero

51 and I cant drive

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By *affeine DuskMan
50 weeks ago

Caerphilly

69 and can't grow up

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By *he ass man 666Man
50 weeks ago

paradise city

44 , Rubik’s cube

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By *nn_JamesCouple
50 weeks ago

the

53 can’t sing

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
50 weeks ago

ashford

66 and can't drive either! Never tried never wanted to x

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By *educing_EmCouple
50 weeks ago

Tipperary

31 ,can't fold a fitted sheet properly.

Em x

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By *ris GrayMan
50 weeks ago

Dorchester

21 and I've lost my key to the door

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By *ornycougaWoman
50 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

55 and can't help myself

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By *udding RoseWoman
50 weeks ago

Somewhere out there

I'm 50+ and I can't click my fingers!

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
50 weeks ago

Belfast

43 and I cant ride a motorcycle

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By *arkus1812Man
50 weeks ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

83 and cannot eat Olives.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
50 weeks ago

St Leonards

56, and still can't teleport.

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

24 and get a meet on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

63 and can't swim

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

46 and cant be arsed

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By *hinstrapMan
50 weeks ago

Barnsley

45 and can't finger flick

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By *avie65Man
50 weeks ago

In the west.

58 and out the loo seat down.

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By *unarWolfMan
50 weeks ago

Hinckley

42 and cannot speak greek

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By *heonixrising500Man
50 weeks ago

Barnsley

71 and no meet arranged

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By *iddlesticksMan
50 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

55 and I can’t whistle.

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By *iddlesticksMan
50 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"42 and cannot speak greek"

It’s all Greek to me.

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
50 weeks ago

Tamworth

34, I can't ride a push bike

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
50 weeks ago

Lingfield

63 and can't wolf whistle.

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

62 and can't take anal

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By *tephanie63Woman
50 weeks ago

BRIDGWATER

60 can't ride a bike x

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By *illy IdolMan
50 weeks ago

Midlands

36 and can't tie my own shoe laces

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

26 and I can’t roll my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

21 and I can’t do something for you

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By *rmainman10Man
50 weeks ago

Portsmouth

35 and can't swim

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By *ourisfunCouple
50 weeks ago

Central

35 and can't whistle

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By *CLM87Woman
50 weeks ago

Derbyshire

36 can't be PC for longer than an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

70… and not much I can’t do or have a go at doing

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By *StepsAheadMan
50 weeks ago

Lancs

32 and cant get a fuck

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By *tevo56Man
50 weeks ago

Leeds

57 and can’t get a meet either lol

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
50 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

56.

Can't act, can't sing, can dance a little.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
50 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

50

Can't be left unattended

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By *odgerMan
50 weeks ago

Coventry(ish)

50 can't move freely in the EU.

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By *eroLondonMan
50 weeks ago

Mayfair

Between 45 and 55 and cannot change a tyre.

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

47 and I can’t believe it!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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50 weeks ago

East Sussex

67 can't screw the lid on a jar properly first time

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By *iFunMale_southMan
50 weeks ago

Reading

49 I can't dive (in to a swimming pool)

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By *atch1982Man
50 weeks ago

Abingdon

41 and can’t get a full nights sleep!

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By *oeBeansMan
50 weeks ago

Derby

28. Still can't swim or ride a bike

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By *viatrixWoman
50 weeks ago

Redhill

50 and can’t dance

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

45

Can’t lick my own balls.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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50 weeks ago

East Sussex


"28. Still can't swim or ride a bike "

Oh and I was going to suggest on a recent thread 'what do you do naked' that you tried naked swimming.

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By *eroLondonMan
50 weeks ago

Mayfair

Let it not be said that our ^ Countess of Hastings (above) is rarely flirtatious and cheeky. Incorrigible Vixen!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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50 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Let it not be said that our ^ Countess of Hastings (above) is rarely flirtatious and cheeky. Incorrigible Vixen!"

Nero! It was because he said he felt awkward naked .

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By *ade crossTV/TS
50 weeks ago

chiselhurst

56 cant suck my own dick

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

22. Rent a car abroad

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

63 and can't take a decent selfie.

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By *heelz69Man
50 weeks ago

Manchester

38 can't do much at all

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By *ing00Man
50 weeks ago

Kettering Area

47 - cant pilot spacecraft (and they wont let me try... hmf! )

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By *actilenorfolkgentMan
50 weeks ago

Norwich

70, get hard but can't hit the back of the net like I used to! Lol

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
50 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

50 and can't whistle

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

48 and spring out of bed like I used to

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By *heelerMan
50 weeks ago

Northants

58 but can't suck my own cock

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
50 weeks ago

hexham

19 and can’t count!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
50 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

49 - swim more than 2 lengths without almost drowning! Can run miles without getting breathless but put me in a pool and I’m done after a length!

Breathing techniques needed!

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By *otbod181920233Man
50 weeks ago

southampton

30 and can’t cum!

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By *oveChavvMan
50 weeks ago

weymouth

33 can't suck own cock

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By *dward_TeagueMan
50 weeks ago

wolverhampton

56 no 57 and remember how old I am

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
50 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"28. Still can't swim or ride a bike

Oh and I was going to suggest on a recent thread 'what do you do naked' that you tried naked swimming. "

That's just a polite way of telling him to go and jump a lake, surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

At 47 I don’t know how to write a CV, or interview for jobs.

Never had to do either.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
50 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"28. Still can't swim or ride a bike

Oh and I was going to suggest on a recent thread 'what do you do naked' that you tried naked swimming.

That's just a polite way of telling him to go and jump a lake, surely? "

*in

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By *ddie1966Man
50 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

57 and can't wait for the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

43 and i can't.. be arsed

Or can I?

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

52 and I can’t whistle

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By *illygirlWoman
50 weeks ago

Kilmarnock

23 and can't cook

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
50 weeks ago

little house on the praire

58 and also can't drive

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By *ayd100Man
50 weeks ago

clitheroe

67 and can't fuck the wife

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By *elvet AngelWoman
50 weeks ago

Newton Abbot

64 and can't get up off the sofa without making noises like a howling cat

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By *ggdrasil66Man
50 weeks ago

Saltdean

57 and can’t stand politicians.

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By *eeLee1366Woman
50 weeks ago

Sheffield

45 but seem to always forget I’m that old. 18 in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

Speak another language

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By *ambornegirlWoman
50 weeks ago

Camborne

33 year's old and can’t do anal ! Ouch

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By *heekyDemandCouple
50 weeks ago

Leicester

49 and can't lick my elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

40 and can't keep on top of my laundry.

I should move somewhere warm where I can just be naked all the time

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By *entlemanrogueMan
50 weeks ago

Motherwell

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

42 and can't get a hookup on here ,lol

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By *entlemanrogueMan
50 weeks ago

Motherwell

45

i cant taste music. Not sure if i would like it if i could. would be knteresting to talk to someone who didnt now does or vice versa

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By *xplorer1980Man
50 weeks ago

Stockport

43. I can’t open a Terry’s chocolate orange without finishing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

59 and can’t send an e mail lol

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By *ucka39Man
50 weeks ago

Newcastle

51 can't swim

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

41 and cannot whistle

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By *ustamanMan
50 weeks ago

weymouth

64 and can't touch my toes

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By *lik and PaulCouple
50 weeks ago

Flagrante

65 and I can't play drums.

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By *ooking4othersMan
50 weeks ago

Here ...

54 and can't get any younger

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By *orbidden eastMan
50 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

41 and can’t tolerate idiot

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By *imi_RougeWoman
50 weeks ago

Portsmouth

46 Can't ride a bike

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By *inky ChefMan
50 weeks ago

Norwich

43 and can't get laid on Fab.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
50 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

46 and run

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
46 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

49 and can't knit

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By *avexxMan
46 weeks ago

cheshire

63 and still have the mind of a child..

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

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By *umagain58Man
46 weeks ago

London

Old and still enjoy the wives. Very addictive

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By *rRiosMan
46 weeks ago

dublin

25 and can’t tell the truth about my age…

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
46 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

34 and can't be fuckin' arsed, Mate.

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By *rAitchMan
46 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

60 and can't play guitar, even though I have two of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

47 and lick my elbow

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By *avidagainMan
46 weeks ago

st.leonards on sea

64 cant drive a car x

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By *affron40Woman
46 weeks ago

manchester

47 and can’t flirt

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

56 and can't fly

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By *gent CoulsonMan
46 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

61 and can't ballroom dance

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By *r_PinkMan
46 weeks ago

london stratford

I am 53 and cannot suck my own cock

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By *aribbeanNicMan
46 weeks ago

Harlow

Im 39 and i cant.... get a date fml

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

40 and I can't iron. I just iron more creases (shrug)

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By *amierebelMan
46 weeks ago

nae danger.

34 and can't perform medical operations

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By *mf123Man
46 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Not in the right mindset id likely explode

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
46 weeks ago

North West

I'm 38 and can't walk much/properly/ without assistance

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By *JandCMCouple
46 weeks ago

cardiff

58 n can't work a washing machine

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By *ad NannaWoman
46 weeks ago

East London

58, roller skate.

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
46 weeks ago

Glasgow

Mrs 44 can't cook nor do I want to lol

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By *tudentForFunMan
46 weeks ago

Craigavon

22, dance

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
46 weeks ago

Bourne lincs

62 can't get enough sex x

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By *ocialWatchingMan
46 weeks ago

Alnwick / Newcastle

25 and I can't swim

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

39 & sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

22 and can’t grow a beard

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
46 weeks ago

Leeds

38 & Whistle.

Mrs

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By *avid from farnboroughMan
46 weeks ago

Farnborough and Chepstow

52 ..cant get a regular meet lolo

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

49. Cant get a meet on here

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
46 weeks ago

Midlothian

37, and can't speak another language.

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By * love licking pussyMan
46 weeks ago

peterlee

37, I can't whistle

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
46 weeks ago

Glasgow

Mr 51 and can't act my age

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46 weeks ago


"37, I can't whistle"

You and me both. Never knew of another adult that cannot whistle.

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By *arkus1812Man
46 weeks ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

83 and can no longer get an erection

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
46 weeks ago

Leeds

41. I can’t masturbate without thinking about food.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

47 , and I can’t believe it Jeff?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

22, can't whistle properly.

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By *eordieJeansCouple
46 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

36 and can’t do a pistol squat.

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By *cknowMan
46 weeks ago

Glasgow

38 and suck my own cock

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By *eliWoman
46 weeks ago

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47 and write a very short answer.

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By *rudiesCouple
46 weeks ago

here

Also 47 and can’t fuck the Mrs booty as it’s extremely tight, strange tho as guys much bigger than me have

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By *aitonelMan
46 weeks ago

Liverpool

The age that I am and I can't ever be wrong

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By *rudiesCouple
46 weeks ago

here


"37, I can't whistle

You and me both. Never knew of another adult that cannot whistle. "

We could both deffo teach you

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
46 weeks ago

Bradford

Cant be honest about my age

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

57 and I can't touch my toes

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

43 and can't slice and eat crisps with knife and fork ...

Is not the knife ... Is very hard to fork it. Even i try gently , cant do it wothout totally destroy it ...

And i do like to fork hard ..sometimes

So. . . When it cames to crisps i do it by hand .

Mrs loves to give me a hand too

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By *andy 1Couple
46 weeks ago

northeast

71 aqnd carnt stop loveing the misses

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By *atureoldieslookingforfunCouple
46 weeks ago

Redcar

62,cant suck myself off.

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By *rT25Man
46 weeks ago

Rotherham

41 can't whistle

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

36, cant get a meet on here

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

59 and can't chat up women.

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By *ris GrayMan
46 weeks ago

Dorchester

21 and i can't unlock the fucking door

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By *rhugesMan
46 weeks ago

Cardiff

58 and I can't get a meet on here

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
46 weeks ago

all loved up

I'm 48 and I can not knit.. tried as apparently its something a grandma should do but sadly I can't xx

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

42 and I can’t get asked for id anymore

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By *ermite12ukMan
46 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

59. Go good shopping, and come out with only the food items I originally went in for.

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By *eddfmyd11Man
46 weeks ago

Towcester

36 and can't scuba dive but would love to

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

40 and I can't do the splits

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By *stwo2023Couple
46 weeks ago

Worcester

43 and kneel back

Combination of a knee injury and massive calves

Evie

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

50+ and can't be bothered

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

48 on Sunday. Can’t get out of bed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Not as old as most an can’t seem to find my pillow atm

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By *avexxMan
46 weeks ago

cheshire

63 and cant do 100m under 10 sec anymore pisses me off

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By *ris GrayMan
46 weeks ago

Dorchester

I'm 76 and can't stick my finger up my bum anymore....... Damn

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By *actilenorfolkgentMan
46 weeks ago

Norwich

70 and can't go twice in a session anymore lol

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By *ir SupremacyMan
46 weeks ago

Bolton

48 and I cant swim .

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

44 and can't whistle

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
46 weeks ago

west london

51 and I can't get it up as much as I used to....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

30 and I can't do shit

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

22 and can’t cook

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

5'11" and I can't read very well

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By *arla SwingerWoman
46 weeks ago

Somewhere

44 and can't do handstands

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
46 weeks ago

North West


"5'11" and I can't read very well"

Nooooo, not how big your chap is! How old are, and what can't you do.

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
46 weeks ago

Telford

53 and can't jump (even as a child)

My brain just can't co ordinate to do it.

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
46 weeks ago

Darlington

55 and can’t go a full night without getting up to pee….

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46 weeks ago

63 and can't self suck (anymore!)

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By *i4bicplsMan
46 weeks ago

Darwen

52 and I can't fly

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
46 weeks ago

Southampton


"51 and I cant drive"

45 and can't drive a car... I can ride a motorbike though

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By *ris GrayMan
46 weeks ago

Dorchester

I'm 22 and i can't eat ducks

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By *ondonguy10Man
46 weeks ago

london

38. Only know English.

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By *hekaiserMan
46 weeks ago

Glasgow

41 and cannot do mental arithmetic

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By *exyCarla181Couple
46 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

53 and can't get a bi couple round here for playtime... Not that we haven't tried lol

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
46 weeks ago

Markfield

53. I can’t touch my left elbow with my left hand. This is one amongst many many many many other things I am unable to do!

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