FabSwingers.com forum: State your age and 1 thing you can't do

By *oofy321 OP Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

51 and I cant drive

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

69 and can't grow up

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

wakey/cas/ponte

44 , Rubik’s cube

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By *nn_JamesCouple
over a year ago

Berkshire

53 can’t sing

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

66 and can't drive either! Never tried never wanted to x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

31 ,can't fold a fitted sheet properly.

Em x

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Scotland/Sienna

21 and I've lost my key to the door

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

55 and can't help myself

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By *udding RoseWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

I'm 50+

and I can't click my fingers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

43 and I cant ride a motorcycle

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes Departure Lounge in NN9

83 and cannot eat Olives.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

56, and still can't teleport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

24 and get a meet on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

63 and can't swim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

46 and cant be arsed

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

sheffield

45 and can't finger flick

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

58 and out the loo seat down.

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By *unarWolfMan
over a year ago

Hinckley

42 and cannot speak greek

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By *heonixrising500Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

71 and no meet arranged

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

55 and I can’t whistle.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"42 and cannot speak greek"

It’s all Greek to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

34, I can't ride a push bike

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

63 and can't wolf whistle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

62 and can't take anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

60 can't ride a bike x

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

36 and can't tie my own shoe laces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

26 and I can’t roll my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

21 and I can’t do something for you

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By *rmainman10Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth

35 and can't swim

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By *ourisfunCouple
over a year ago

Central

35 and can't whistle

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By *CLM87Woman
over a year ago

Derbyshire

36 can't be PC for longer than an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

70… and not much I can’t do or have a go at doing

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By *StepsAheadMan
over a year ago

lancs

32 and cant get a fuck

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By *tevo56Man
over a year ago

Leeds

57 and can’t get a meet either lol

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

56.

Can't act, can't sing, can dance a little.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Can't be left unattended

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By *odgerMan
over a year ago

Coventry(ish)

50 can't move freely in the EU.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Between 45 and 55 and cannot change a tyre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

47 and I can’t believe it!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

67 can't screw the lid on a jar properly first time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

49 I can't dive (in to a swimming pool)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

41 and can’t get a full nights sleep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

28. Still can't swim or ride a bike

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Gatwick

50 and can’t dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t lick my own balls.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"28. Still can't swim or ride a bike

Oh and I was going to suggest on a recent thread 'what do you do naked' that you tried naked swimming.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Let it not be said that our ^ Countess of Hastings (above) is rarely flirtatious and cheeky. Incorrigible Vixen!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Let it not be said that our ^ Countess of Hastings (above) is rarely flirtatious and cheeky. Incorrigible Vixen!"

Nero! It was because he said he felt awkward naked

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By *ade crossTV/TS
over a year ago

chiselhurst

56 cant suck my own dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

22. Rent a car abroad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

63 and can't take a decent selfie.

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By *heelz69Man
over a year ago

Manchester

38 can't do much at all

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By *ing00Man
over a year ago

Northants

47 - cant pilot spacecraft (and they wont let me try... hmf!

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By *actilenorfolkgentMan
over a year ago

Norwich

70, get hard but can't hit the back of the net like I used to! Lol

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

50 and can't whistle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

48 and spring out of bed like I used to

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By *heelerMan
over a year ago

Northants

58 but can't suck my own cock

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

19 and can’t count!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

East Lincs

49 - swim more than 2 lengths without almost drowning! Can run miles without getting breathless but put me in a pool and I’m done after a length!

Breathing techniques needed!

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By *otbod181920233Man
over a year ago

southampton

30 and can’t cum!

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By *ove2watchMan
over a year ago

weymouth

33 can't suck own cock

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

56 no 57 and remember how old I am

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"28. Still can't swim or ride a bike

Oh and I was going to suggest on a recent thread 'what do you do naked' that you tried naked swimming. "

That's just a polite way of telling him to go and jump a lake, surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At 47 I don’t know how to write a CV, or interview for jobs.

Never had to do either.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"28. Still can't swim or ride a bike

Oh and I was going to suggest on a recent thread 'what do you do naked' that you tried naked swimming.

That's just a polite way of telling him to go and jump a lake, surely?

*in

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

57 and can't wait for the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

43 and i can't.. be arsed

Or can I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

52 and I can’t whistle

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By *illygirlWoman
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

23 and can't cook

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

58 and also can't drive

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By *ayd100Man
over a year ago

clitheroe

67 and can't fuck the wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

64 and can't get up off the sofa without making noises like a howling cat

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By *ggdrasil66Man
over a year ago

Saltdean

57 and can’t stand politicians.

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By *eeLee1366Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

45 but seem to always forget I’m that old. 18 in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speak another language

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

33 year's old and can’t do anal ! Ouch

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

49 and can't lick my elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

40 and can't keep on top of my laundry.

I should move somewhere warm where I can just be naked all the time

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

42 and can't get a hookup on here ,lol

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

i cant taste music. Not sure if i would like it if i could. would be knteresting to talk to someone who didnt now does or vice versa

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By *xplorer1980Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

43. I can’t open a Terry’s chocolate orange without finishing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

59 and can’t send an e mail lol

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

51 can't swim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

41 and cannot whistle

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By *artorialMan
over a year ago

weymouth

64 and can't touch my toes

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

65 and I can't play drums.

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

54 and can't get any younger

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

41 and can’t tolerate idiot

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By *y_CinnamonWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

46 Can't ride a bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

43 and can't get laid on Fab.

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By *s Verity VeneryWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

46 and run

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By *issilia AmoriWoman
over a year ago

North Welsh Borders

49 and can't knit

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

63 and still have the mind of a child..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

Old and still enjoy the wives. Very addictive

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By *rRiosMan
over a year ago

dublin

25 and can’t tell the truth about my age…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

34 and can't be fuckin' arsed, Mate.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

60 and can't play guitar, even though I have two of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

47 and lick my elbow

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By *avidagainMan
over a year ago

st.leonards on sea

64 cant drive a car x

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

47 and can’t flirt

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

56 and can't fly

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

61 and can't ballroom dance

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

I am 53 and cannot suck my own cock

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By *aribbeanNicMan
over a year ago

Harlow

Im 39 and i cant.... get a date

fml

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

40 and I can't iron. I just iron more creases (shrug)

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nosey

34 and can't perform medical operations

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Not in the right mindset id likely explode

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm 38 and can't walk much/properly/ without assistance

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By *JandCMCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

58 n can't work a washing machine

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

58, roller skate.

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By *arren and AliciaCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mrs 44 can't cook nor do I want to lol

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By *tudentForFunMan
over a year ago

Lurgan

22, dance

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
over a year ago

Bourne lincs

62 can't get enough sex x

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By *ocialWatchingMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

25 and I can't swim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

39 & sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

22 and can’t grow a beard

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

38 & Whistle.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

52 ..cant get a regular meet lolo

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

49. Cant get a meet on here

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

37, and can't speak another language.

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By * love licking pussyMan
over a year ago

peterlee

37, I can't whistle

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By *arren and AliciaCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mr 51 and can't act my age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"37, I can't whistle"

You and me both. Never knew of another adult that cannot whistle.

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes Departure Lounge in NN9

83 and can no longer get an erection

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

41. I can’t masturbate without thinking about food.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

47 , and I can’t believe it Jeff?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

22, can't whistle properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

36 and can’t do a pistol squat.

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By *cknowMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

38 and suck my own cock

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

47 and write a very short answer.

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By *rudiesCouple
over a year ago

here and there

Also 47 and can’t fuck the Mrs booty as it’s extremely tight, strange tho as guys much bigger than me have

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

The age that I am and I can't ever be wrong

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By *rudiesCouple
over a year ago

here and there

"37, I can't whistle

You and me both. Never knew of another adult that cannot whistle. "

We could both deffo teach you

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Cant be honest about my age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

57 and I can't touch my toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

43 and can't slice and eat crisps with knife and fork ...

Is not the knife ... Is very hard to fork it. Even i try gently , cant do it wothout totally destroy it ...

And i do like to fork hard ..sometimes

So. . . When it cames to crisps i do it by hand .

Mrs loves to give me a hand too

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By *andy 1Couple
over a year ago

northeast

71 aqnd carnt stop loveing the misses

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By *atureoldieslookingforfunCouple
over a year ago

Redcar

62,cant suck myself off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

41 can't whistle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

36, cant get a meet on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

59 and can't chat up women.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Scotland/Sienna

21 and i can't unlock the fucking door

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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

58 and I can't get a meet on here

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

not meeting, forums only

I'm 48 and I can not knit.. tried as apparently its something a grandma should do but sadly I can't xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

42 and I can’t get asked for id anymore

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Romford

59. Go good shopping, and come out with only the food items I originally went in for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

36 and can't scuba dive but would love to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

40 and I can't do the splits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

43 and kneel back

Combination of a knee injury and massive calves

Evie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50+ and can't be bothered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

48 on Sunday. Can’t get out of bed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as old as most an can’t seem to find my pillow atm

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

63 and cant do 100m under 10 sec anymore pisses me off

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Scotland/Sienna

I'm 76 and can't stick my finger up my bum anymore....... Damn

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By *actilenorfolkgentMan
over a year ago

Norwich

70 and can't go twice in a session anymore lol

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

48 and I cant swim .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

44 and can't whistle

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

51 and I can't get it up as much as I used to....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

30 and I can't do shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

22 and can’t cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5'11" and I can't read very well

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By *arley QuimWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

44 and can't do handstands

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"5'11" and I can't read very well"

Nooooo, not how big your chap is! How old are, and what can't you do.

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

53 and can't jump (even as a child)

My brain just can't co ordinate to do it.

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

55 and can’t go a full night without getting up to pee….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

63 and can't self suck (anymore!)

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By *i4bicplsMan
over a year ago

Darwen

52 and I can't fly

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"51 and I cant drive"

45 and can't drive a car... I can ride a motorbike though

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Scotland/Sienna

I'm 22 and i can't eat ducks

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By *ondonguy10Man
over a year ago

london

38. Only know English.

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

41 and cannot do mental arithmetic

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By *exyCarla181Couple
over a year ago

Leamington Spa

53 and can't get a bi couple round here for playtime... Not that we haven't tried lol

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

53. I can’t touch my left elbow with my left hand. This is one amongst many many many many other things I am unable to do!

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