FabSwingers.com forum: Only The Sexiest Need Apply

By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
51 weeks ago

Lincoln

I think we can all agree that we want to be having The Sex® with gorgeous and friendly people.

And there are some places that claim to have only the best looking, sexiest attendees. With a vetting process that involves sending body and face pictures, maybe even a bio, to be assessed.

Do you or would you sign up for such events, assuming that you'll be surrounded by hotties?

How would you feel if you were ever rejected during the vetting process?

Inspired by another thread

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

I don’t think my body would make the cut but facially though I don’t think much of myself, I would fancy my chances if it was a fab event.

Make of that what you will.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
51 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oh I wouldn't go. Being surrounded by that many ego maniacs doesn't sound like my idea of a good time.

Obviously, I'd never be rejected

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By *hrek101Man
51 weeks ago

Herts

I Invision a "grab your torch and pitch forks" scenario and being chased from the venue back to my swamp

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

The view would be nice, from the window outside as that is as close as I'd get.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Oh god no, I wouldn't apply to such an event.

For me beauty is far too subjective it really isn't a body type or just a face. I like so many different things on people, I'm not conventionally hot and I wouldn't want to be rejected solely for my body type or face.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
51 weeks ago

Essex

I want to be having sex with people *I* find gorgeous & sexy. And who find me gorgeous & sexy. Not someone else’s opinion of sexy.

So no - I wouldn’t apply for that kind of event.

Partly because I think it’s hideously cliquey for want of a better word. And also - yes my fragile ego would be absolutely battered if I were to be rejected - even though my logic knows that it’s only one person’s opinion…

Too heavy for a Sunday morning

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By *-YourPleasureMan
51 weeks ago

sourhdowns

I agree - although we all like a nice sexy body - who doesn’t ! Often than not they love themselves too much to be any fun around - character and personalities for me !

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By *emorefridaCouple
51 weeks ago

La la land

Nope I'd never apply for anything like that.

I'm not attractive in a typical way, plus I'm overweight which those kind of places don't typically see as attractive

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By *ikesEmBigMan
51 weeks ago

Herts

"I think we can all agree that we want to be having The Sex® with gorgeous and friendly people.

And there are some places that claim to have only the best looking, sexiest attendees. With a vetting process that involves sending body and face pictures, maybe even a bio, to be assessed.

Do you or would you sign up for such events, assuming that you'll be surrounded by hotties?

How would you feel if you were ever rejected during the vetting process?

Inspired by another thread

LvM"

I am gorgeous

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
51 weeks ago

Belfast

Sorry, but that sounds like my idea of hell lol I'm an average looking bloke at best who would not get past the face pic stage, but I wouldn't want to either. I like different people for different reasons, most of those reasons aren't physical. I would just feel totally uncomfortable in a place full of people selected on looks only.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
51 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I want to be having sex with people *I* find gorgeous & sexy. And who find me gorgeous & sexy. Not someone else’s opinion of sexy.

So no - I wouldn’t apply for that kind of event.

Too heavy for a Sunday morning

You answered for me, Misty!

Mrs TMN x

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By *he ass man 666Man
51 weeks ago

paradise city

Nahhh I prefer to hang out with the misfits much more fun

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"I want to be having sex with people *I* find gorgeous & sexy. And who find me gorgeous & sexy. Not someone else’s opinion of sexy.

So no - I wouldn’t apply for that kind of event.

Too heavy for a Sunday morning

You answered for me, Misty!

Mrs TMN x"

Yeah. What about you, OP?

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By *obilebottomMan
51 weeks ago

All over

"Sorry, but that sounds like my idea of hell lol I'm an average looking bloke at best who would not get past the face pic stage, but I wouldn't want to either. I like different people for different reasons, most of those reasons aren't physical. I would just feel totally uncomfortable in a place full of people selected on looks only."

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By *eliWoman
51 weeks ago

I'm caveating this with I know I'm fat. I'm not societally conventionally in a physical sense one of "those people".

Anyway, I've attended a few of those events. I've also got membership to another. First time I wanted to see if I could get in. I was thinking, right, I've lost some weight, let's say fuck it and go for it. Went with an ex and his girlfriend. Did a happy dance when I was through the door and not turned away.

I don't think I'd go back to one. It's not really for me. Clubs aren't I don't think. I find a myriad of people sexy. I'm also not one for posing in very expensive lingerie.

I just wanted to see if I could do it.

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By *hilloutMan
51 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I wouldn't. Firstly I don't think I'd make the grade of such high 'standards'.

Secondly, I've spoken to people who have attended such events / clubs. They are very cliquey. Most women in particular, are there more to be 'seen' than interested in actually engaging in any 'fun'.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
51 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I want to be having sex with people *I* find gorgeous & sexy. And who find me gorgeous & sexy. Not someone else’s opinion of sexy.

So no - I wouldn’t apply for that kind of event.

Too heavy for a Sunday morning

You answered for me, Misty!

Mrs TMN x

Yeah. What about you, OP?

Stealing my lines? Blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

I don't think I would get in but I probably would even bother either, especially if they're pushing the "exceptional men only" rhetoric that makes my anus crawl up into my throat

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Not for me….I mean I can handle rejection…but going through a process to ‘sell’ yourself for rejection is next level

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
51 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Oh no, absolutely wouldn't do that. In the unlikely event they let me in, I think I'd be so nervous and worried by that point I'd just run away and hide.

It's a no from me

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

It does sound very pretentious a bit like the ‘Elite Singles’ dating site!

But if the people involved were down to earth and friendly then sure, why not? I guess you wouldn’t know unless you made the cut. As for scared of being rejected? Can’t live your life that way I’m afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"I want to be having sex with people *I* find gorgeous & sexy. And who find me gorgeous & sexy. Not someone else’s opinion of sexy.

So no - I wouldn’t apply for that kind of event.

Too heavy for a Sunday morning

You answered for me, Misty!

Mrs TMN x

Yeah. What about you, OP?

Stealing my lines? Blocked. "

Block me on everything, baby

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

I’d give it a punt and I’d file the rejection letter alongside the one I had from my Woolworths Saturday boy application

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Isn’t that exactly what you do on any dating site? You are selling yourself with the possibility of rejection?

"Not for me….I mean I can handle rejection…but going through a process to ‘sell’ yourself for rejection is next level

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"I think we can all agree that we want to be having The Sex® with gorgeous and friendly people.

And there are some places that claim to have only the best looking, sexiest attendees. With a vetting process that involves sending body and face pictures, maybe even a bio, to be assessed.

Do you or would you sign up for such events, assuming that you'll be surrounded by hotties?

How would you feel if you were ever rejected during the vetting process?

Inspired by another thread

LvM"

I have done in the past, though technically it was the then boyfriend or lover that did the application so it was based on both of us and not just me. I just supplied a photo.

First time...I was shocked it got accepted.

But had I gone to apply alone who knows. I'm not sure it would have been successful, or would it? as single ladies are rarer in the applications?

If refused yeah I'd be a bit butt hurt but I'd make plans elsewhere instead.

The thought of being surrounded by hotties is appealling as it's nice eye candy, but I'd probably feel intimidated and like they'd not be interested in me.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
51 weeks ago

Somewhere else

I like to do my own vetting. Would be surprised if the organisers and I even had the same tastes.

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By *ealitybitesMan
51 weeks ago

Belfast

No I wouldn't have any interest in attending any event with those requirements.

Organisers are free to invite whomever they wish but those type of events always sound like cattle markets.

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By *rHotNottsMan
51 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I know the club in London , and tbh that’s like 90% of Dubai , that kind of thing doesn’t interest me at all. I want to meet interestingly, imperfect people !

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
51 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

No, as a paid up member of the spud squad I am more comfortable around my own kind

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By *ife NinjaMan
51 weeks ago

Dunfermline

I have a mirror. I need not apply for some presumptuous events

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By *obilebottomMan
51 weeks ago

All over

A bit gross really

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
51 weeks ago

Lincoln

"I like to do my own vetting. Would be surprised if the organisers and I even had the same tastes."

This. I'd be interested to know what the qualifying "standard" is for approval

LvM

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By *ou only live onceMan
51 weeks ago

London

Oh no, I've got enough hang ups already.

The more I think about clubs the less I like the idea; even without an explicit vetting system for entry, there would inevitably be one once you're inside and not sure my ego would cope!

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By *imply DeeWoman
51 weeks ago

Wherever

I have signed up once for a membership in a certain club and wasn’t accepted.

I’m assuming they didn’t like my kitchen units.

Or something else, who knows.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

Fuck no. I’ve never read anything more self indulgent and entitled than ‘only exeptional’ etc.

I sign straight off as I won’t be for them.

I remember talking to a woman once, and I said I’m just an average type of guy.

Her come back was hilarious. I was directed to look at her previous guys she’d met, and she never wants average. Some people are so in love with themselves it is crazy.

Just my input.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
51 weeks ago

Leeds

Wouldn't bother, I'm a plain Jane and I like it.

I don't want to mix with tons of people up their own arses.

Too much ego is a huge turn off for me.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"Isn’t that exactly what you do on any dating site? You are selling yourself with the possibility of rejection?

Not for me….I mean I can handle rejection…but going through a process to ‘sell’ yourself for rejection is next level

I’ve never used a dating site.

If you’re referring to fab, are we selling ourselves or just describing ourselves?

The sound of the ‘elite club’ is more of an application to rejection … maybe I should have written what I meant better ….

For example if I were terrible at English I doubt I would submit an application to Oxford uni?

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
51 weeks ago

Lincoln

"I want to be having sex with people *I* find gorgeous & sexy. And who find me gorgeous & sexy. Not someone else’s opinion of sexy.

So no - I wouldn’t apply for that kind of event.

Too heavy for a Sunday morning

You answered for me, Misty!

Mrs TMN x

Yeah. What about you, OP?

Thanks for asking

No, I wouldn't apply, the people would more than likely be lovely for the most part, but the pretentiousness of a minimum attractiveness requirement to even get in the door puts me off massively. I might apply one day just to see if I'd get in though

LvM

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By *esthetic21Man
51 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

I don't think alot of them would be great people but I could be wrong. And I definitely wouldn't make it

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By *hrek101Man
51 weeks ago

Herts

I always wondered what it's like to be very attractive. Do they know they are that attractive? Do they think yep that's aimed at me. Us Fuglys seem to have a strong sense of what we are, do beautiful people?

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"It does sound very pretentious a bit like the ‘Elite Singles’ dating site!

Watch me

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By *uliette500Woman
51 weeks ago

Hull

I'm overweight and I know it before any of you here feel the need to point it out so I know I'd never hit the mark for one of these events.

Having said that even if I could get in I wouldn't want to.

I don't judge on looks I judge on personality, yes I am on here to meet to have sex but I like to be on the same wavelength with people and be able to have a laugh and a giggle. Just looking good doesn't mean I'd connect with them.

It also sounds very shallow only allowing "good looking sexy" people in. What is good looking and sexy to one person is not necessarily the same for others.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

"I want to be having sex with people *I* find gorgeous & sexy. And who find me gorgeous & sexy. Not someone else’s opinion of sexy.

So no - I wouldn’t apply for that kind of event.

Too heavy for a Sunday morning

You answered for me, Misty!

Mrs TMN x

Yeah. What about you, OP?

Thanks for asking

LvM"

It would be fun to find it if we make the cut

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By *ruceyyMan
51 weeks ago

London

There's an elite hotties event every month in Sutton.

I did not pass the test

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By *heVonMatterhorns OP Couple
51 weeks ago

Lincoln

"There's an elite hotties event every month in Sutton.

I did not pass the test

Your reputation precedes you

LvM

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By *viatrixWoman
51 weeks ago

Redhill

They reject me because of my age.

Am I bovvered? Nah.

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By *obilebottomMan
51 weeks ago

All over

I can't really believe there are places that do that. It's ecen worse thinking what sort of people will wanr to vsl8date themselves through that kind of process. Each to their own of course but it just feels wrong.

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By *ruceyyMan
51 weeks ago

London

"There's an elite hotties event every month in Sutton.

I did not pass the test

Your reputation precedes you

LvM"

They did check me out to be fair. I think they deliberated it before thinking actually who the fuck is gonna want him when there's Enrique with his 8 pack and monster schlong which is fair.

Bet their chats shit though

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By *octor ProdMan
51 weeks ago

working Overseas

Anywhere that has vetting is not for me, even when I was younger, in amazing shape and cheek bones; i wouldnt have wanted to be with people who were selected based on looks alone

The most boring, shallow, self absobed, inane amd vacuous people i have ever met have been "beautiful people"

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
51 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I'd never apply as I know I'd never be accepted

Tinder

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By *ornycougaWoman
51 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

I joined a certain London club which - unknown to me when I applied or I never would have submitted an application - vets applications and rejects people on the way they look. I have only ever been 3 times and twice did nothing but drink and chat because I was not attracted to any of the men there on the night (looks and personality). Not exactly a scientific experiment but it does support what others have said that what is attractive to some is not to others

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