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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is this.The worst feeling.

That initial cold shock to the warm buttocks and flesh of your thighs when you sit on the freezing cold toilet seat

Whats the worst for you ?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Cystoscopy. It hurts like a motherfucker.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Discovering I've been unfriended! Or blocked or whatever .. and not really knowing why

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Someone's freezy cold feet when your nice and warm in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting on a cold toilet seat is bad. Sitting on a warm one is worse

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Cystoscopy. It hurts like a motherfucker."

They didn't use a numbing gel ?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Cystoscopy. It hurts like a motherfucker.

They didn't use a numbing gel ?"

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That was ·with· the numbing gel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A warm toilet seat is surely worse

The feeling of microfibre cloth

When you wake up thinking it's Saturday and it isn't...

Stepping on a slug barefoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up two minutes before your alarm. I was r0bbed of two minutes sleep!

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"Discovering I've been unfriended! Or blocked or whatever .. and not really knowing why

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yea I get that

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Cystoscopy. It hurts like a motherfucker.

They didn't use a numbing gel ?

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That was ·with· the numbing gel.

Did they wait at least ten minutes before inserting the gel before the camera ?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When a hard of hearing genie gifts you a 12 inch pianist

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Waking up two minutes before your alarm. I was r0bbed of two minutes sleep!

Try waking up an hour before your alarm and then not being able to get back to sleep!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up the next morning and he's still there

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Discovering I've been unfriended! Or blocked or whatever .. and not really knowing why

yea I get that "

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Having a nice shower and leaning back onto the ice cold tiles….

It’s one reason that I’m not a big lover of shower sex in fact.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

"Waking up two minutes before your alarm. I was r0bbed of two minutes sleep!

Haha that is the absolute worst especially if you think it’s earlier.

On the opposite hand when you wake up for a piss and think have been asleep for ages then see the time and only been asleep a few hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having one of those massive giant stick on bandages pulled off your stomach days after having a C- section done and feeling like your stomach was being ripped back open again as they done it!

Slow or fast method of removal feels just as bad!

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

"Someone's freezy cold feet when your nice and warm in bed"

I'm with you on this one.

Only slightly improved if they wear bed socks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't cope with ear ache and infections

And my period pain is like I'm being stabbed and electro cuted

I can cope with anything else

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

When my sciatica spasms and it feels like hot knives have been inserted, as my muscles cramp and lock hard

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Interacting with you lot

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Interacting with you lot"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interacting with you lot"

He loves me

He loves me not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a soggy dressing gown sleeve

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Having a soggy dressing gown sleeve

Even worse a wet sock

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You know when you feel a massive sneeze coming on and you brace yourself for impact……but then absolutely nothing comes of it?

That feeling is so sad.

Leaves me feeling utterly deflated

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Getting in bed and realising you've left a light on

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Breaking 13 ribs wasn't pleasant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hearing the bin lorry whilst you’re cosy tucked up in bed and realising that you forgot to put them out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gallstones, freaking horrific.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heartache.

Or hitting your knuckle when a spanner slips in the cold weather.

One of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you feel someone you love is in danger and you cannot do anything to help them. That's the worst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are multiple things come to think of it

Ending Strava on one device only for it to show a .99 on another.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loss

…and I'm not talking socks and teaspoons

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Waking up two minutes before your alarm. I was r0bbed of two minutes sleep!

Try waking up an hour before your alarm and then not being able to get back to sleep!!

Even worse try being an insomniac, falling asleep ten minutes before the alarm is due to go off

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Is this.The worst feeling.

That initial cold shock to the warm buttocks and flesh of your thighs when you sit on the freezing cold toilet seat

Whats the worst for you ?"

Getting up again when you realise your child has peed on the seat so you now have a cold, wet, pee covered bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its morning, you realise the heating hasn't come on, it's bloody freezing and your desperate for a wee but don't want to leave your nice warm bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Stepping on an old piece of wood and feeling that rusty nail enter your foot

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I’m torn between those two, although they are definitely interconnected.

Endometriosis.

Depression.

In most cases in the same time.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Waking up the next morning and he's still there"

That’s why I kick ‘em out at 5 am on the dot.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Waking up the next morning and he's still there

That’s why I kick ‘em out at 5 am on the dot."
harsh

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Finding out he “like likes” me.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Waking up the next morning and he's still there

That’s why I kick ‘em out at 5 am on the dot.harsh "

You had 6 hours to finish, mister. Now I’m tired, sore, and out of patience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing on slugs while barefoot.

Fuckin minging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waking up the next morning and he's still there

That’s why I kick ‘em out at 5 am on the dot."

I kick them out 5 minutes after they finish. Otherwise they want to cuddle

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Waking up the next morning and he's still there

That’s why I kick ‘em out at 5 am on the dot.

I kick them out 5 minutes after they finish. Otherwise they want to cuddle

Cuddling is a huge hell no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you want a cuddle after finishing and realise you’ve already been kicked out on to the street

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Waking up the next morning and he's still there

That’s why I kick ‘em out at 5 am on the dot.harsh

You had 6 hours to finish, mister. Now I’m tired, sore, and out of patience."
lol self inflicted

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Is this.The worst feeling.

That initial cold shock to the warm buttocks and flesh of your thighs when you sit on the freezing cold toilet seat

Whats the worst for you ?"

Yes especially in the dark on the middle of the night when you don't realise the Mr left the seat up, fucking freezing!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this.The worst feeling.

That initial cold shock to the warm buttocks and flesh of your thighs when you sit on the freezing cold toilet seat

Whats the worst for you ?

Yes especially in the dark on the middle of the night when you don't realise the Mr left the seat up, fucking freezing!

Mrs "

Do you nearly fall in?

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By *ncemoreroundthesunCouple
over a year ago

on the move

Alarm clocks and bosses.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Waking up two minutes before your alarm. I was r0bbed of two minutes sleep!

Try waking up an hour before your alarm and then not being able to get back to sleep!!

Even worse try being an insomniac, falling asleep ten minutes before the alarm is due to go off "

you win !

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By *octor ProdMan
over a year ago

working Overseas

Night leg cramps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubbing wool or cotton wool between teeth.

Rubbing the carpet with your hand.

Squeaky cutlery

Water bottle bursting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soggy bread

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