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"Is it just me that really wants to try this now? " I'll help if you're struggling  | |||
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"Is it just me that really wants to try this now? I'll help if you're struggling "I'm not that bendy so will need assistance. | |||
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"Is it just me that really wants to try this now? I'll help if you're struggling
I'm not that bendy so will need assistance. "Get a bike pump! No need for another person | |||
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"Is it just me that really wants to try this now? I'll help if you're struggling
I'm not that bendy so will need assistance. "Anything for science | |||
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"Is it just me that really wants to try this now? I'll help if you're struggling
I'm not that bendy so will need assistance.
Get a bike pump! No need for another person"Shush you! | |||
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"Is it just me that really wants to try this now? I'll help if you're struggling
I'm not that bendy so will need assistance.
Get a bike pump! No need for another person"Oh good thinking. Sorry Willy. | |||
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"Is it just me that really wants to try this now? I'll help if you're struggling
I'm not that bendy so will need assistance.
Get a bike pump! No need for another person" . I am so trying this | |||
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"Is it just me that really wants to try this now? I'll help if you're struggling
I'm not that bendy so will need assistance.
Get a bike pump! No need for another person
Oh good thinking. Sorry Willy."Nice one Kai  | |||
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"So during bedroom frolics, what is the weirdest thing someone has attempted do which has made you stop and think/say "Whoa! What are you doing?" I had a friend (no, not me) that used to blow air up his girlfriends vagina and press down so she would fanny fart They're not together anymore."Someone said " come for daddy" while they were rubbing my fanny like they were sanding wood  | |||
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"So during bedroom frolics, what is the weirdest thing someone has attempted do which has made you stop and think/say "Whoa! What are you doing?" I had a friend (no, not me) that used to blow air up his girlfriends vagina and press down so she would fanny fart They're not together anymore.
Someone said " come for daddy" while they were rubbing my fanny like they were sanding wood "I'd probably say that fucking about | |||
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"Is it just me that really wants to try this now? I'll help if you're struggling
I'm not that bendy so will need assistance.
Get a bike pump! No need for another person
Oh good thinking. Sorry Willy.
Nice one Kai "I'm not sorry! The thought of them trying it with a bike pump is far too hilarious for me to worry about cock blocking anyone! | |||
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"So during bedroom frolics, what is the weirdest thing someone has attempted do which has made you stop and think/say "Whoa! What are you doing?" I had a friend (no, not me) that used to blow air up his girlfriends vagina and press down so she would fanny fart They're not together anymore.
Someone said " come for daddy" while they were rubbing my fanny like they were sanding wood
I'd probably say that fucking about"Honestly, they may have just thrown a bucket of cold water over me such was the effect it had on my libido, turned drier than the Sahara | |||
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"I was briefly seeing a guy who would only fuck in missionary and was super aggressive about it. He'd let me switch positions but after a minute he'd violently throw me back into missionary and pin me there... it was neither comfortable nor fun. I'm a curious person so I went back for a second attempt and also to see how bratty I could be and get away with, he just got more aggressive every time I tried to struggle or switch positions. I didn't see him a 3rd time... " Sounds pretty dodgy to me, like he gets off on power/control .  | |||
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"So during bedroom frolics, what is the weirdest thing someone has attempted do which has made you stop and think/say "Whoa! What are you doing?" I had a friend (no, not me) that used to blow air up his girlfriends vagina and press down so she would fanny fart They're not together anymore.
Someone said " come for daddy" while they were rubbing my fanny like they were sanding wood
I'd probably say that fucking about
Honestly, they may have just thrown a bucket of cold water over me such was the effect it had on my libido, turned drier than the Sahara "Haha I bet | |||
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"I was briefly seeing a guy who would only fuck in missionary and was super aggressive about it. He'd let me switch positions but after a minute he'd violently throw me back into missionary and pin me there... it was neither comfortable nor fun. I'm a curious person so I went back for a second attempt and also to see how bratty I could be and get away with, he just got more aggressive every time I tried to struggle or switch positions. I didn't see him a 3rd time... " Sounds like he was on a mission | |||
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"So during bedroom frolics, what is the weirdest thing someone has attempted do which has made you stop and think/say "Whoa! What are you doing?" I had a friend (no, not me) that used to blow air up his girlfriends vagina and press down so she would fanny fart They're not together anymore.
Someone said " come for daddy" while they were rubbing my fanny like they were sanding wood
I'd probably say that fucking about
Honestly, they may have just thrown a bucket of cold water over me such was the effect it had on my libido, turned drier than the Sahara
Haha I bet "Oh yeah.. I was too shocked to actually reply | |||
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"Is it just me that really wants to try this now? I'll help if you're struggling
I'm not that bendy so will need assistance.
Get a bike pump! No need for another person
Oh good thinking. Sorry Willy."Or head down to your BP garage. Will cost you £1 for the machine though. | |||
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"So during bedroom frolics, what is the weirdest thing someone has attempted do which has made you stop and think/say "Whoa! What are you doing?" I had a friend (no, not me) that used to blow air up his girlfriends vagina and press down so she would fanny fart They're not together anymore."I used to do that to an (not surprisingly) ex.Childish,but fucking hilarious. | |||
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"So during bedroom frolics, what is the weirdest thing someone has attempted do which has made you stop and think/say "Whoa! What are you doing?" I had a friend (no, not me) that used to blow air up his girlfriends vagina and press down so she would fanny fart They're not together anymore.
I used to do that to an (not surprisingly) ex.Childish,but fucking hilarious."Raven, we've found your man. | |||
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"A finger ventured towards my ass. "Did they lose their finger? | |||
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"A finger ventured towards my ass.
Did they lose their finger?"They fucking would if one ventured towards my arse. I’d chop it off | |||
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"A finger ventured towards my ass.
Did they lose their finger?"I Lost my shit? … so to speak. | |||
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"A finger ventured towards my ass.
Did they lose their finger?
They fucking would if one ventured towards my arse. I’d chop it off "By clenching? | |||
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"A finger ventured towards my ass.
Did they lose their finger?
I Lost my shit? … so to speak. " | |||
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"It’s not uncommon to come across (not literally) men who finger bang you so hard in a misguided attempt to make you squirt/piss that it feels like they’re trying to wear you as a glove puppet. That always gets a wtf "Slutty and Sweep | |||
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"What the fuck I’m pretty sure you can kill a lass by blowing in there it’s rare but sure it’s possible " It is rare, but extremely dangerous indeed. It can cause an embolism. Surprised at the lack of education on this thread. | |||
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"What the fuck I’m pretty sure you can kill a lass by blowing in there it’s rare but sure it’s possible It is rare, but extremely dangerous indeed. It can cause an embolism. Surprised at the lack of education on this thread. "For the purpose of this thread, can I add that the lady survived. | |||
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"What the fuck I’m pretty sure you can kill a lass by blowing in there it’s rare but sure it’s possible It is rare, but extremely dangerous indeed. It can cause an embolism. Surprised at the lack of education on this thread.
For the purpose of this thread, can I add that the lady survived."Can I add that I’m not really gonna try it  | |||
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"What the fuck I’m pretty sure you can kill a lass by blowing in there it’s rare but sure it’s possible It is rare, but extremely dangerous indeed. It can cause an embolism. Surprised at the lack of education on this thread.
For the purpose of this thread, can I add that the lady survived.
Can I add that I’m not really gonna try it "No more than 5psi if you do x | |||
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"What the fuck I’m pretty sure you can kill a lass by blowing in there it’s rare but sure it’s possible It is rare, but extremely dangerous indeed. It can cause an embolism. Surprised at the lack of education on this thread.
For the purpose of this thread, can I add that the lady survived.
Can I add that I’m not really gonna try it
No more than 5psi if you do x"Noted  | |||
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"What the fuck I’m pretty sure you can kill a lass by blowing in there it’s rare but sure it’s possible It is rare, but extremely dangerous indeed. It can cause an embolism. Surprised at the lack of education on this thread. "It also greatly depends on the amount of air, the force, and the frequency without allowing the air to also escape. While I know stupid people do roam the Internet, I doubt very many would attempt to use a bike pump to do such a thing, or attempt to blow it like a balloon. | |||
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"What the fuck I’m pretty sure you can kill a lass by blowing in there it’s rare but sure it’s possible It is rare, but extremely dangerous indeed. It can cause an embolism. Surprised at the lack of education on this thread.
It also greatly depends on the amount of air, the force, and the frequency without allowing the air to also escape.
While I know stupid people do roam the Internet, I doubt very many would attempt to use a bike pump to do such a thing, or attempt to blow it like a balloon." | |||
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"I was briefly seeing a guy who would only fuck in missionary and was super aggressive about it. He'd let me switch positions but after a minute he'd violently throw me back into missionary and pin me there... it was neither comfortable nor fun. I'm a curious person so I went back for a second attempt and also to see how bratty I could be and get away with, he just got more aggressive every time I tried to struggle or switch positions. I didn't see him a 3rd time... Sounds like he was on a mission" A mission to have the most boring whilst weirdly aggressive sex | |||
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"What the fuck I’m pretty sure you can kill a lass by blowing in there it’s rare but sure it’s possible It is rare, but extremely dangerous indeed. It can cause an embolism. Surprised at the lack of education on this thread.
It also greatly depends on the amount of air, the force, and the frequency without allowing the air to also escape.
While I know stupid people do roam the Internet, I doubt very many would attempt to use a bike pump to do such a thing, or attempt to blow it like a balloon. "You tried it, didn't you Nora | |||
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"What the fuck I’m pretty sure you can kill a lass by blowing in there it’s rare but sure it’s possible It is rare, but extremely dangerous indeed. It can cause an embolism. Surprised at the lack of education on this thread.
It also greatly depends on the amount of air, the force, and the frequency without allowing the air to also escape.
While I know stupid people do roam the Internet, I doubt very many would attempt to use a bike pump to do such a thing, or attempt to blow it like a balloon.
You tried it, didn't you Nora"I seem to have lost the bike pump | |||
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"I was briefly seeing a guy who would only fuck in missionary and was super aggressive about it. He'd let me switch positions but after a minute he'd violently throw me back into missionary and pin me there... it was neither comfortable nor fun. I'm a curious person so I went back for a second attempt and also to see how bratty I could be and get away with, he just got more aggressive every time I tried to struggle or switch positions. I didn't see him a 3rd time... Sounds like he was on a mission A mission to have the most boring whilst weirdly aggressive sex "I can't help but vision the Inbetweeners | |||
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"What the fuck I’m pretty sure you can kill a lass by blowing in there it’s rare but sure it’s possible It is rare, but extremely dangerous indeed. It can cause an embolism. Surprised at the lack of education on this thread.
It also greatly depends on the amount of air, the force, and the frequency without allowing the air to also escape.
While I know stupid people do roam the Internet, I doubt very many would attempt to use a bike pump to do such a thing, or attempt to blow it like a balloon.
You tried it, didn't you Nora
I seem to have lost the bike pump "A turkey baster would do the trick | |||
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"What the fuck I’m pretty sure you can kill a lass by blowing in there it’s rare but sure it’s possible It is rare, but extremely dangerous indeed. It can cause an embolism. Surprised at the lack of education on this thread.
It also greatly depends on the amount of air, the force, and the frequency without allowing the air to also escape.
While I know stupid people do roam the Internet, I doubt very many would attempt to use a bike pump to do such a thing, or attempt to blow it like a balloon.
You tried it, didn't you Nora
I seem to have lost the bike pump
A turkey baster would do the trick "No I mean I had it a minute ago | |||
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"What the fuck I’m pretty sure you can kill a lass by blowing in there it’s rare but sure it’s possible It is rare, but extremely dangerous indeed. It can cause an embolism. Surprised at the lack of education on this thread.
It also greatly depends on the amount of air, the force, and the frequency without allowing the air to also escape.
While I know stupid people do roam the Internet, I doubt very many would attempt to use a bike pump to do such a thing, or attempt to blow it like a balloon.
You tried it, didn't you Nora
I seem to have lost the bike pump
A turkey baster would do the trick
No I mean I had it a minute ago "Good luck explaining that to A&E | |||
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"What the fuck I’m pretty sure you can kill a lass by blowing in there it’s rare but sure it’s possible It is rare, but extremely dangerous indeed. It can cause an embolism. Surprised at the lack of education on this thread.
It also greatly depends on the amount of air, the force, and the frequency without allowing the air to also escape.
While I know stupid people do roam the Internet, I doubt very many would attempt to use a bike pump to do such a thing, or attempt to blow it like a balloon.
You tried it, didn't you Nora
I seem to have lost the bike pump "Jesus, how cavernous are you?!  | |||
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"What the fuck I’m pretty sure you can kill a lass by blowing in there it’s rare but sure it’s possible It is rare, but extremely dangerous indeed. It can cause an embolism. Surprised at the lack of education on this thread.
It also greatly depends on the amount of air, the force, and the frequency without allowing the air to also escape.
While I know stupid people do roam the Internet, I doubt very many would attempt to use a bike pump to do such a thing, or attempt to blow it like a balloon.
You tried it, didn't you Nora
I seem to have lost the bike pump
Jesus, how cavernous are you?! "I blame my meet with Harold | |||
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"So during bedroom frolics, what is the weirdest thing someone has attempted do which has made you stop and think/say "Whoa! What are you doing?" I had a friend (no, not me) that used to blow air up his girlfriends vagina and press down so she would fanny fart They're not together anymore.""I had a friend" Really?  | |||
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"So during bedroom frolics, what is the weirdest thing someone has attempted do which has made you stop and think/say "Whoa! What are you doing?" I had a friend (no, not me) that used to blow air up his girlfriends vagina and press down so she would fanny fart They're not together anymore.
"I had a friend" Really? "I promise! | |||
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"I had a guy at a club wanting.me to chew and bite his willy. I had his wife egging me on. It went against everything I knew" Oh wow | |||
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"What the fuck I’m pretty sure you can kill a lass by blowing in there it’s rare but sure it’s possible " I'd still try it. | |||
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"It’s not uncommon to come across (not literally) men who finger bang you so hard in a misguided attempt to make you squirt/piss that it feels like they’re trying to wear you as a glove puppet. That always gets a wtf "Yes. Hate hate hate. | |||
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"Am I allowed to put accomplished Fanny blower on my CV, I feel it’s a winner " Stick it down. Seems like they love the idea of it | |||
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"This is a bit graphic but it was probably the first time I was rimmed. It took me by surprise but I didn't tell her to stop because it was hot as fuck and wanted her to keep going "I'm sure that's a graphic many ladies and some men will love to be fair | |||
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"What the fuck I’m pretty sure you can kill a lass by blowing in there it’s rare but sure it’s possible I'd still try it." It's the danger element isn't it? | |||
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"I had a lover who decided, whilst they were inside me, to start slobbering and making out with my ear. I'm normally quite cool with exploring kinky stuff. You've got a burning desire to watch me pour custard on my tits whilst you sit on a balloon? Great, let me get the good stuff. Eating out my ear though? That was... new." This is something my dog would try given half a chance | |||
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"This is a bit graphic but it was probably the first time I was rimmed. It took me by surprise but I didn't tell her to stop because it was hot as fuck and wanted her to keep going
I'm sure that's a graphic many ladies and some men will love to be fair"10/10 would recommend | |||
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"This is a bit graphic but it was probably the first time I was rimmed. It took me by surprise but I didn't tell her to stop because it was hot as fuck and wanted her to keep going
I'm sure that's a graphic many ladies and some men will love to be fair
10/10 would recommend "JoeReams | |||
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"I was once slapped so hard across the face it almost dislocated my jaw... They quickly realised the error of their way " man or a woman? | |||
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"I was once slapped so hard across the face it almost dislocated my jaw... They quickly realised the error of their way
man or a woman? "A man.. It hadn't been discussed or agreed
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"I was once slapped so hard across the face it almost dislocated my jaw... They quickly realised the error of their way
man or a woman?
A man.. It hadn't been discussed or agreed
I think they got carried away in the heat of the moment "What did you say to him just before he slapped you? | |||
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"I was once slapped so hard across the face it almost dislocated my jaw... They quickly realised the error of their way
man or a woman?
A man.. It hadn't been discussed or agreed
I think they got carried away in the heat of the moment
What did you say to him just before he slapped you?"Absolutely nothing... I was on my knees  | |||
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"I was once slapped so hard across the face it almost dislocated my jaw... They quickly realised the error of their way
man or a woman?
A man.. It hadn't been discussed or agreed
I think they got carried away in the heat of the moment
What did you say to him just before he slapped you?
Absolutely nothing... I was on my knees "I think as well they didn't realise how much force they used | |||
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"I was once slapped so hard across the face it almost dislocated my jaw... They quickly realised the error of their way
man or a woman?
A man.. It hadn't been discussed or agreed
I think they got carried away in the heat of the moment " damn. | |||
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"I was once slapped so hard across the face it almost dislocated my jaw... They quickly realised the error of their way
man or a woman?
A man.. It hadn't been discussed or agreed
I think they got carried away in the heat of the moment
What did you say to him just before he slapped you?
Absolutely nothing... I was on my knees
I think as well they didn't realise how much force they used "He's a brave man. You could have clamped down | |||
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"So during bedroom frolics, what is the weirdest thing someone has attempted do which has made you stop and think/say "Whoa! What are you doing?" I had a friend (no, not me) that used to blow air up his girlfriends vagina and press down so she would fanny fart They're not together anymore."Did he use a bike pump? | |||
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"So during bedroom frolics, what is the weirdest thing someone has attempted do which has made you stop and think/say "Whoa! What are you doing?" I had a friend (no, not me) that used to blow air up his girlfriends vagina and press down so she would fanny fart They're not together anymore.
Did he use a bike pump?"He was old stool and used his mouth but a few suggested the foot pump would be a suitable replacement. *don't try this at home though unless you know what you're doing* | |||
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