FabSwingers.com forum: Cupid’s Parapsychology Match up.

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ey ey good folks; Cupid here once again and it’s my mission to get you all a’fucking like porn stars

Yes indeed, last time I did this, so much lewd and carnal activity did subsequently transpire that I didn’t know where to look (So I simply stared at all your writhing bodies whilst engaging in a sly wank).

Anyway, today we will be exploring the principles of parapsychology and sex…and stuff.

My theory is that if two people are psychically in tune, top quality jiggy jiggy shall inevitably follow

So with the above absolutely foolproof system in place….

1. List your favourite colour.

2. List your favourite shape.

Now, if you can be arsed, visualise the resulting image e.g a red triangle before sitting back and gawking intently at every one else’s answers.

What’s that? - See an exact match to yours? Stone the crows!!! - By the laws of psychical attraction you are clearly fated to get to know one another in the Biblical sense! ‘Make it so Number One’ as Captain Jean-Luc Picard would say.

Good luck everyone and may good fortune shine upon thy erogenous zones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vesica Piscis

And deep metallic blue (storm watch blue)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rhombicosidodecahedron

Amaranth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue

Outline of an upside down owl yawning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue

The ones I throw on a night out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. List your favourite colour."

As black as Raven's heart

"2. List your favourite shape."

Heptagram

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plum & Hexagon

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Red circle

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By *ED_10019Man
over a year ago

Coningsby

Lime green

Circle

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By *lark_KentMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Blue

Triangle

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Purple polygon

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Red

Triangle

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yves klein blue

Circle

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Duck Egg Grey

Øval

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Turquoise (Blueish green) Hexagon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue

Fibonacci spiral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blue

Fibonacci spiral "

Guess we're fucking.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Blue

Fibonacci spiral

Guess we're fucking."

See! This really works!

Pseudoscience for the win!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Red

Circle

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Red

Circle "

You’re matching with the lovely Catnipkittycat

May the sexual sparks fly

Another satisfied customer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red

Circle "

You must love roads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A black heart.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Purple

Equilateral triangle because I find it's edges and sides satisfying proportionate

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I'm just going to wait and watch and then Derren Brown it!

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

Red

Box

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Prussian Blue

Dodecahedron

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Deep Purple.

Diamond.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Turquoise pentagram

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

Dark blue mobius strip.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Turquoise pentagram"

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Fuck it, you'll do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cherry red - sphere

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Cherry red - sphere

I am very pleased to inform you that you are matching with BOTH catnipkittycat AND long-leggednaughtyelf.

You are in for a double treat!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Turquoise pentagram

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Fuck it, you'll do.

That’s the spirit!

Cupid’s arrows of lust strike home once again!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Green and circle for me Sensual. Work your magic if you can please

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Colour - don't make me choose!

Shape - mountains

Right, I'm scrolling up to find my match

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By *hiteWitchXXXWoman
over a year ago

North Wales

Purple

Infinity symbol

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Green and circle for me Sensual. Work your magic if you can please "

I see that you’re presently matching with CED 10019.

Meanwhile the lovely Midnight123 has opted for a Yves klein blue circle…..

Ahhhh….it’s close enough - Match!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Duck Egg Grey

Øval"

Aren't duck eggs blue?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Blue

Circle

Where's my Bauhouse people at?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Blue

Circle

Where's my Bauhouse people at?

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They're at the Weimar Republic.

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

in the waves

Green

Triangle

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Duck Egg Grey

Øval

Aren't duck eggs blue?"

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They are YOLO but then I would have ended up being matched with Mïdnïght. I've already got the T-shirt with her and I don't think I can stomach another round.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
over a year ago

London

Triangle green

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Duck Egg Grey

Øval

Aren't duck eggs blue?

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They are YOLO but then I would have ended up being matched with Mïdnïght. I've already got the T-shirt with her and I don't think I can stomach another round.

Ah! I didn't realise there was method in the madness.

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By *GermanInLondonMan
over a year ago

London

Green

Circle

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Blue circle- like the cement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cherry red - sphere

I am very pleased to inform you that you are matching with BOTH catnipkittycat AND long-leggednaughtyelf.

You are in for a double treat!

I'm down!

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
over a year ago

London

Too late to change my mind?

A white concave shape please, waiting for who will choose a convex black.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Turquoise pentagram

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Fuck it, you'll do.

That’s the spirit!

Cupid’s arrows of lust strike home once again!

And yet that’s somehow *still* not the worst chat up line I’ve had on here

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Green and circle for me Sensual. Work your magic if you can please

I see that you’re presently matching with CED 10019.

Meanwhile the lovely Midnight123 has opted for a Yves klein blue circle…..

Ahhhh….it’s close enough - Match!

CED seems a lovely lad but I can compromise with blue

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Too late to change my mind?

A white concave shape please, waiting for who will choose a convex black.

Ooo now that evokes intriguing images of a solar eclipse like image in my mind.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Turquoise pentagram

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Fuck it, you'll do.

That’s the spirit!

Cupid’s arrows of lust strike home once again!

And yet that’s somehow *still* not the worst chat up line I’ve had on here

Thank gawd I didn’t make any mention of ‘piercing my sacred arrow’ into anyone….

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
over a year ago

London

"Too late to change my mind?

A white concave shape please, waiting for who will choose a convex black.

Ooo now that evokes intriguing images of a solar eclipse like image in my mind.

Total eclipse of the heart (I really need you tonight)

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

Grey and rectangular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky blue

Pentagon

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Black.

Tesseract.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Black

Icosahedron

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By *0astMan
over a year ago

Discovering

Dark Pink Octagon

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Black

Icosahedron

Em"

Great colour.

I do like me a black D20 - my favourite gaming die is one.

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"Black

Icosahedron

Em"

This but a greyish blue

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Black

Icosahedron

Great colour.

I do like me a black D20 - my favourite gaming die is one."

I love it, everything looks better in black

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By *drian52Man
over a year ago

Derby

A colour and shape to make a favourite thing?

Pink lips ....

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Black

Icosahedron

Great colour.

I do like me a black D20 - my favourite gaming die is one.

I love it, everything looks better in black

That's my sartorial philosophy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue circle

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By *ildfreckWoman
over a year ago

woking

Turquoise parallelogram

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

F.C.: Black

F.S.: Oval

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