FabSwingers.com forum: Hated Adverts

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good folks; Have you seen that Sainsbury’s ad with the little girl asking what Santa would eat?

I fucking hate that advert!

In fact, it makes me want to kill Santa; ‘Yes Raj!’ he bellows in an almost condescending tone.

What an entitled cunt!

Anyway, what adverts are presently pissing you all off?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Nearly all of them except the Duracell bunny Christmas one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really watch a lot of TV.. I'm gonna go with any M&S ad.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Now and then one is a bit interesting in very small doses, interesting as in vaguely funny but most of them are complete drivel..

Said it before but the daisy, daisy, daisy one where they lay in the grass wittering away makes me wish for a farmer to drive past and cover them in cow slurry..

I don't like adverts..

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

The electric vehicle ads seem to be expensive suv vehicles. As if we can afford them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the Christmas ones that have been broadcasting since November 1st....just too early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did somebody say Just Eat?

Just fuck off, how about that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't really watch a lot of TV.. I'm gonna go with any M&S ad.

This, I absolutely hate them, they just come off as snobby haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them, as if we take any note of such drivel. Bum bum bum Esso Blue

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Did somebody say Just Eat?

Just fuck off, how about that?

Haha yeah that jingle is bloody irritating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't really watch a lot of TV.. I'm gonna go with any M&S ad.

This, I absolutely hate them, they just come off as snobby haha. "

Even the ads on daytime TV where you can adopt a car, donkey and polar bear?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The vast majority of mobile phone ads piss me right off.

Have you noticed the awful music they frequently employ?

The Google camera bragging ones especially.

Fuck them! (middle finger emoji)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any gambling ads that have these intricate ways of getting you to lose your money with the "if the fun stops, STOP" said in double quick time at the end.

Adverts for loan agencies that orey in vulnerable people.

Charity adverts with a rich celebrity telling you how much your donations would mean.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Another one which is presently really annoying me; That aftershave one with the classic, Nights In White Satin playing and the guy just slowly looking at the camera for an interminable fucking eternity.

That was fucking creative wasn’t it?

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

That stupid bingo game that's on when the chase is on.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Another one which is presently really annoying me; That aftershave one with the classic, Nights In White Satin playing and the guy just slowly looking at the camera for an interminable fucking eternity.

That was fucking creative wasn’t it?

It does it for me...

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By *inkyguyUKMan
over a year ago

worcester

One with Penelope cruz hair product years ago. I am all for people keeping their accents but genuinly she puts on her Spanish accent far more than anyone I know considering she will have been in the US for years. She clearly keeps it as it gets her roles but over emphasizing Spanish accent come of like the people pretending to be French in ello ello, fake and ott

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By *inkyguyUKMan
over a year ago

worcester

"That stupid bingo game that's on when the chase is on. "
any bingo or gambling advert hyping up the excitement of sitting behind a computer gambling away your benefits is not exciting its bad ethically and p1

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

That was fucking creative wasn’t it?

It does it for me..."

He’s a good looking guy but I’d like to see him do a bit more than just look all sultry and mournful.

Possibly he should gob on the floor or something to make it a bit more interesting

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

That perfume ad with Natalie Portman where she’s singing and pissing about in a field; that pisses me off to.

I’m a miserable bugger aren’t I? Hmmm….I feel rather liberated in my realisation…

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

That was fucking creative wasn’t it?

It does it for me...

He’s a good looking guy but I’d like to see him do a bit more than just look all sultry and mournful.

Possibly he should gob on the floor or something to make it a bit more interesting

Yes that would definitely make it interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adverts.. What do they do.. Means free tv. Otherwise you be paying more for all the channels. Bbc fee pays for bbc live and streaming but on all media.

I used to love adverts like.. Find a buscuit find a club, bt.. You have an ology, smash, panama cigars, hoffmeister follow the bear etc.

They are irritating when a film starts, roll credits 2 mins into film and adverts. I suppose it allows for a quick shag break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was fucking creative wasn’t it?

It does it for me..."

Very very funny.........touché!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op there is more to life...

When advert is on.. Have a quick fag or shag

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Adverts.. What do they do.. Means free tv. Otherwise you be paying more for all the channels. Bbc fee pays for bbc live and streaming but on all media.

I used to love adverts like.. Find a buscuit find a club, bt.. You have an ology, smash, panama cigars, hoffmeister follow the bear etc.

They are irritating when a film starts, roll credits 2 mins into film and adverts. I suppose it allows for a quick shag break

Ah ha! You’ve just reminded me of something else that pees me off as regards films as well: Have you noticed how long it takes before they actually start these days with all the production companies displaying their animated logos firstly?

In the good old days it was usually one company listed. Now it might be five or more!

It irks me most grievously it does!

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

All youtubes

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Op there is more to life...

When advert is on.. Have a quick fag or shag

A speedy shag it is

(three minute timer set!)

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"That perfume ad with Natalie Portman where she’s singing and pissing about in a field; that pisses me off to.

I’m a miserable bugger aren’t I? Hmmm….I feel rather liberated in my realisation…

When she says 'what would you do for love'..

Oh just shut the fuck up woman..

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Oh…yet another advert that is pissing me off: The Christmas Baileys one with those carol singers.

‘Ere….wasn’t the lead lady the one who co presented Eurovision earlier this year?

Ahhhh I dunno.

Anyway, it yanks my nut sack it does!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The adverts all over google and you tube.. I can cope with youtube but reading a news article adds all over it. So irritating puts me off the news

At least fabswingers is advert free on my mobile.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

"Have you seen that Sainsbury’s ad with the little girl asking what Santa would eat?

I fucking hate that advert!"

I prescribe listening to the 1987 Spitting Image Christmas record "Santa Clause Is On The Dole", as it answers just what a hard-up Father Christmas eats, as well as knowing that he's suffering.

"Real fairy cake and Rudolph steak

Will be my Christmas dinner!"

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By *lder budweiserMan
over a year ago

Stirlingshire

Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Good folks; Have you seen that Sainsbury’s ad with the little girl asking what Santa would eat?

I fucking hate that advert!

In fact, it makes me want to kill Santa; ‘Yes Raj!’ he bellows in an almost condescending tone.

What an entitled cunt!

Anyway, what adverts are presently pissing you all off?

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i hate all adverts

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By *r_reusMan
over a year ago

Coventry

All of them.

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By *uff the Boner!Man
over a year ago

SWANSEA

The programme makers have cottoned on to the fact that people was either live pausing or recording and fast forwarding the adverts.

Now you can't do that at all.

So I watch Netflix, prime and others.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

That tena lady one where she says "I'm letting it all go", it makes me see red lol.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Meerkats,Eley 12 gauge number 8 shot.Perfect.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I haven't had a TV in 6 Months so thankfully I avoid most adverts.

But I can assure you I hate them all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one where the guy is crying over not having heinz beans on holiday, like what the actual fuck?

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey

"That tena lady one where she says "I'm letting it all go", it makes me see red lol. "
that, and the sanitary pad ads that pour red liquid onto them, I know I'm childish but I think it's gross, Mrs x

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

The omaze draw ad

If Christmas related then most of them are rubbish but particularly the lots of Santas at Christmas one...c'mon, where's "holidays are coming"?

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By *udding RoseWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"The one where the guy is crying over not having heinz beans on holiday, like what the actual fuck?

OMG I can't stand that one or any other crying ones, I have to switch over to another channel for 5 minutes!

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
over a year ago

fabland

Go compare

Postcode lottery someone’s knocking on the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss Dior advert with cry baby song

Super noodle with the yelling donkey

Both rather annoying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Judi Dench one’s ........does she really need the cash?

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Anyone with the Go Compare guy. Ughhhhh that tune.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fed up of box ticking ethnic mix....nauseating.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

One on Radio X that merges two scenarios in one. Can't even remember what it's advertising. Annoying child's voice. Or Joe Pasquale. Not sure.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Fed up of box ticking ethnic mix....nauseating. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The carbon skid mark pants advert in the courtroom.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"The carbon skid mark pants advert in the courtroom.

I finally saw that one the other day.

Those baggy briefs they were all wearing disturbed me most grievously (even before the stains appeared)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fed up of box ticking ethnic mix....nauseating. "

Well that's certainly an opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The carbon skid mark pants advert in the courtroom.

I finally saw that one the other day.

Those baggy briefs they were all wearing disturbed me most grievously (even before the stains appeared)

It's quite a difficult advert to explain to a young child, why they're all walking round with "unwiped" bums as my daughter put it!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I love watching Family Guy whenI go bed but can't stand the ID mobile adverts in-between. Almost to the point I don't want to watch Family Guy anymore.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"The carbon skid mark pants advert in the courtroom.

I finally saw that one the other day.

Those baggy briefs they were all wearing disturbed me most grievously (even before the stains appeared)

It's quite a difficult advert to explain to a young child, why they're all walking round with "unwiped" bums as my daughter put it!

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By *udding RoseWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

I don't like the Bailey's add, certainly wouldn't make me go out and buy a bottle of Bailey's!!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I don't really watch a lot of TV.. I'm gonna go with any M&S ad.

This, I absolutely hate them, they just come off as snobby haha.

Even the ads on daytime TV where you can adopt a car, donkey and polar bear?"

Just pennies a day, to prevent tears.

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

"Good folks; Have you seen that Sainsbury’s ad with the little girl asking what Santa would eat?

I fucking hate that advert!

In fact, it makes me want to kill Santa; ‘Yes Raj!’ he bellows in an almost condescending tone.

What an entitled cunt!

Anyway, what adverts are presently pissing you all off?

"
all gambling adverts for football games by players that were never that good at the game and the advert for RED32 he is such a knob head and why is he dressed like 1 of ken dodds diddy men in that stupid hat,,

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Did somebody say Just Eat?

Just fuck off, how about that?

Domino.oh.oh.ohs. rips my will to live

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"That tena lady one where she says "I'm letting it all go", it makes me see red lol. that, and the sanitary pad ads that pour red liquid onto them, I know I'm childish but I think it's gross, Mrs x"

You are not childish. It is gross.

Next we'll be seeing shit smears in toilet paper ads.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"I don't really watch a lot of TV.. I'm gonna go with any M&S ad.

This, I absolutely hate them, they just come off as snobby haha.

Even the ads on daytime TV where you can adopt a car, donkey and polar bear?

Just pennies a day, to prevent tears.

Add them all up,it's not pennies.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I win this thread with a cherry on the top.

Top of my list for hated ads at present are the ones with 'accents' e.g. Sshhhhhhhhhkoda , Owwwdi , and Ickier .....

Skoda, Audi and Ikea to you and me. This afternoon I heard an Insurance ad in a German accent ...... Is it to make you listen ? I think so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I win this thread with a cherry on the top.

Top of my list for hated ads at present are the ones with 'accents' e.g. Sshhhhhhhhhkoda , Owwwdi , and Ickier .....

Skoda, Audi and Ikea to you and me. This afternoon I heard an Insurance ad in a German accent ...... Is it to make you listen ? I think so. "

Nein

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy Daisy "
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Absolutely this!

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I hate them all, but on the top of my list:

1. We buy any car.

2. Dementia hotline to people with dementia. Obviously a charity.

3. Dementia friendly Norwich.

4. The one about cigarette butts will cause the end of the world.

You can hear the guy smokes 2 packs a day.

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By *atchmoMan
over a year ago

Upminster

All adverts are crap, except for the ones with the lovely Hannah Waddingham in them.

Did anybody watch the Not Going Out episode with her as a porn star?

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

They aren't showing it anymore thank god, but I'm still erked by an advert last year for some random supermarket. A woman in it basically telling her partner that he needs to lose weight.

I would put money on the fact that no one would even consider making an advert fat shaming a woman like that, as it would bring in 1000s of complaints.

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Hate all ads.

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

The M&Sone just now

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
over a year ago

Horley

The Celebrations one with the two guys going “whoop whoop!”. There’s something disturbing about it

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By *astDesireMan
over a year ago

Radio and for trust a trader. The Scottish fella with his daft rising inflection pisses me right off.

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By *zeroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

The total jobs one.

"Granny I got the job!"

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By *icknmix500Man
over a year ago

South Gloucestershire

Bet red32 with that awful little twat !

Tena ladies just terrible !

Co op funeral ads Aghhh

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By *udding RoseWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"All adverts are crap, except for the ones with the lovely Hannah Waddingham in them.

Did anybody watch the Not Going Out episode with her as a porn star?"

Hannah Waddingham is in the Bailey's add but I didn't like that add, it defo wouldn't make me want me to go and buy a bottle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goooooo compare

Go fuck yaself

Mrs C

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By *ldgeezermeMan
over a year ago

Corralejo Surfing Colours

The Haribo police one

The Vodafone ones with that woman with an awful voice

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

There is a radio ad for a horse betting company which are designed to be a bit cheesy with Harry Rednapp and for the life of me cannot remember the name of the company. It could be bet 5, bet 365 or Bet all night. No idea. What is it called when that happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the Beach - the most annoying family ever!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Octopus energy!

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Every ad for chocolate or dessert, where women are portrayed as having to close their eyes in absolute bliss after a spoonful of dessert or a square of chocolate.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"On the Beach - the most annoying family ever!"

Is that the one where there’s a smug little bastard of a kid, gloating when his sister drops an ice cream? Little Wanker, deserved a wedgie

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Goooooo compare

Go fuck yaself

Mrs C "

Yeah, that got old a long time ago

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Misery ads.

Sit down to relax and enjoy the telly and get hit with a wave of abused dogs, donkeys, bears, and sick kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All perfume ads. How are they still getting away with such blatant objectification of men and women and not receive complaints from the woke brigade?

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Verisure security products and all the Bingo adverts.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Jml ads

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"I don't really watch a lot of TV.. I'm gonna go with any M&S ad.

This, I absolutely hate them, they just come off as snobby haha. "
this years is not so bad.. maybe I'm biased though as love Ryan Reynolds lol

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"All perfume ads. How are they still getting away with such blatant objectification of men and women and not receive complaints from the woke brigade?"

Sounds like you are General Officer Commanding of that very Brigade?

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I don't really watch telly, streaming is our thing.

But on YouTube, the older Temu advert... "shop like a billionaire". Hate it with a passion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All perfume ads. How are they still getting away with such blatant objectification of men and women and not receive complaints from the woke brigade?

Sounds like you are General Officer Commanding of that very Brigade?"

No - I was being ironic given where this post is. Sorry you didn’t get that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me, it’s those 10 second adverts before a pornhub video. Those 10 seconds are an eternity!!

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By *erri_kissesTV/TS
over a year ago

Islington

All those ads during the day where it’s a ‘trusted’ celeb such as Parky or Vorderman tryna flog yr granny life insurance with the promise of some bit of free tut like a pen or a carriage clock or something.

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