FabSwingers.com forum: The Action Thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You can't say a word, you enter the room (thread) and can only carry out an action.

Please remember your asterisks! Asterisks denote an action carried out by the poster.

I'll start...

*PW walks into room, leans against the bar and completes her clique application form in invisible ink*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* Glow walks into room and hits head after failing to open door first. Makes note to start thread blaming closed doors for ruining fab experience.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

*Tina appears with a bag of jelly babies*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**midnight orders a whisky **

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By *omersetsmithyMan
over a year ago

Horfield

*Mike ask for a jelly baby and is take by his hand to the back door*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

KEEP IT ON THE THREAD PLEASE

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"KEEP IT ON THE THREAD PLEASE

*Granny walks in - tuts at PW's clique form and shouts . "Oi asteriks around pm warnings! Thank you very much." *

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"KEEP IT ON THE THREAD PLEASE

*Granny walks in - tuts at PW's clique form and shouts . "Oi asteriks around pm warnings! Thank you very much." *"

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

*Faith keeps it on the thread*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Glow starts typing and then just sto

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

* wanders in puts a box of 24 Krispy Kreme doughnuts on the bench sits down to watch what everyone picks

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

***(Narrator: Brian Johnson)

Roland walks into the room(Thread) and pretending to wonder who's PW. No reactions, so he walks right out with a tiny tear in his left eye. ***

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Narrator - Woody noticed a gathering of people and slowly walks to the back of the room looking for a quiet corner, he finds a stool, takes off his jacket and claims his spot for the night. He then tries to eyeball one of the cute chics, in the hope of one of them offering to buy him and drink and offer some conversation….

*Woody eyeballs a hot chic….

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"Narrator - Woody noticed a gathering of people and slowly walks to the back of the room looking for a quiet corner, he finds a stool, takes off his jacket and claims his spot for the night. He then tries to eyeball one of the cute chics, in the hope of one of them offering to buy him and drink and offer some conversation….

*Woody eyeballs a hot chic….

I read all of that in Morgan Freemans voice for some reason. Sheesh I need help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walks on, sees the irony, goes to the pub.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

*Faith is amazed at the sheer audacity*

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

*Faith butchers the thread*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Woody eyeballs a hot chic….

I read all of that in Morgan Freemans voice for some reason. Sheesh I need help

Narrator - thank you, this adds so much more value to my presence on Woodys posts.

*Woody tries to eyeball another hot chic instead.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

*Em walks in ,steals all the original glazed donuts and sits in the corner so nobody can sneak up on me*

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"*Walks on, sees the irony, goes to the pub.*"

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

*dr walks in - approaches the desk, finds a blank piece of paper. being a clever sort of a fellow he decides to investigate as it must hold a secret. gets out a candle - nope heat doesn't reveal it. time for the anti-invisibility reagent. oooooooohhhhhh - you're not going to believe what she actually wrote*

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

*Woody eyeballs a hot chic….

(R.E.M. song plays in the background)

***Woody sings to the chick: " That's me in the corner..."

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

*Woody eyeballs a hot chic….

(R.E.M. song plays in the background)

***Woody sings to the chick: " That's me in the corner..."

*quickly writes parody of the R.E.M. tune - “Losing My Erection” *

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

*Woody eyeballs a hot chic….

(R.E.M. song plays in the background)

***Woody sings to the chick: " That's me in the corner..."

*quickly writes parody of the R.E.M. tune - “Losing My Erection” *"

*littlemissKrampus starts singing, well that's what she calls it, but gets thrown out of the place for crimes against music

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

(Narrator: Chuck Norris)

***Roland killed the thread again simply with his presence***

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

*Woody eyeballs a hot chic….

(R.E.M. song plays in the background)

***Woody sings to the chick: " That's me in the corner..."

*quickly writes parody of the R.E.M. tune - “Losing My Erection” *

*littlemissKrampus starts singing, well that's what she calls it, but gets thrown out of the place for crimes against music"

*absolves littlemissKrampus for all her crimes, and releases her back into the wild*

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

*Woody eyeballs a hot chic….

(R.E.M. song plays in the background)

***Woody sings to the chick: " That's me in the corner..."

*quickly writes parody of the R.E.M. tune - “Losing My Erection” *

*littlemissKrampus starts singing, well that's what she calls it, but gets thrown out of the place for crimes against music

*absolves littlemissKrampus for all her crimes, and releases her back into the wild*"

*littlemisskrampus does a little jig and heads to the bar, my round she shouts

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

***Steven Seagal pokes his head in.

He smiles, then leaves***

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

*Woody eyeballs a hot chic….

(R.E.M. song plays in the background)

***Woody sings to the chick: " That's me in the corner..."

*quickly writes parody of the R.E.M. tune - “Losing My Erection” *

*littlemissKrampus starts singing, well that's what she calls it, but gets thrown out of the place for crimes against music

*absolves littlemissKrampus for all her crimes, and releases her back into the wild*

*littlemisskrampus does a little jig and heads to the bar, my round she shouts"

*Faith orders a Long Island Iced Tea*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*fluffy flops in. Takes a seat. Falls asleep*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*JW saunters in, strips down to his dayglo mankini, and does the Truffle Shuffle.* He was told this was the clique initiation requirement.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"*JW saunters in, strips down to his dayglo mankini, and does the Truffle Shuffle.* He was told this was the clique initiation requirement."

*littlemissKrampus from the bar quips "hey you guys "

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"*fluffy flops in. Takes a seat. Falls asleep*"

***Everyone swears they didn't put anything in fluffy's drink***

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

*PW stands and takes a one minute silence for those that should be here and are deeply missed. Cries for the ones that shouldn't be here but are. Then goes to fluffy and makes sure she doesn't fall off her chair*

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

***Roland shrugs his shoulder.

"It wasn't me!"

He takes a seat in the corner with Woody.

Probably invent some new drinking game combined with music. Like whenever a crap chart song comes on from the last 20 years, then you drink.***

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"*PW stands and takes a one minute silence for those that should be here and are deeply missed. Cries for the ones that shouldn't be here but are. Then goes to fluffy and makes sure she doesn't fall off her chair*"

*fabs this*

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

* tasty walks in head down straight to the bar and does a shot*

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"* tasty walks in head down straight to the bar and does a shot*"

*Faith asks,

“Off whom?” *

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

*sings “You’re So Vain” to the whole room, and then stage dives into the crowd*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"***Roland shrugs his shoulder.

"It wasn't me!"

He takes a seat in the corner with Woody.

Probably invent some new drinking game combined with music. Like whenever a crap chart song comes on from the last 20 years, then you drink.***"

*Woody raises a glass to acknowledge and say hello.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Walks in… smiles… snogs everyone in the room. Leaves again

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"***Roland shrugs his shoulder.

"It wasn't me!"

He takes a seat in the corner with Woody.

Probably invent some new drinking game combined with music. Like whenever a crap chart song comes on from the last 20 years, then you drink.***

*Woody raises a glass to acknowledge and say hello. "

***Roland gets smashed after the third crap song and 3 shots.

The chick Woody eyeballed walks away, because she wanted a threesome.***

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"* tasty walks in head down straight to the bar and does a shot*

*Faith asks,

“Of whom?” *"

* tasty replies whose ever willing to sit in front*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Walks in… smiles… snogs everyone in the room. Leaves again

*PW dribbles down her leg in sheer excitement*

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

*Mimi enters with the freshly baked lemon drizzle loaf she made this afternoon... And offers everyone a slice*

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Walks in… smiles… snogs everyone in the room. Leaves again

*PW dribbles down her leg in sheer excitement*"

Is it pee though?

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

*saunters into the room with a jaunty stride... music stops. Wind blows and tumble is see rolling*

"What.!!!"

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

*saunters into the room with a jaunty stride... music stops. Wind blows and tumble is seen rolling*

"What.!!!"

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"*Mimi enters with the freshly baked lemon drizzle loaf she made this afternoon... And offers everyone a slice*"

*Faith wolfs down her slice and eyes up everyone else’s. “You gonna eat that?” *

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

"*Mimi enters with the freshly baked lemon drizzle loaf she made this afternoon... And offers everyone a slice*

*Faith wolfs down her slice and eyes up everyone else’s. “You gonna eat that?” *"

Lol...

You probably would too...

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

*farts*

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"*saunters into the room with a jaunty stride... music stops. Wind blows and tumble is seen rolling*

"What.!!!""

*** Roland picks up an acoustic guitar and starts to play "Blaze of glory". He sings better than Bob Dylan, but he has some stage fright. Crowd should join in for the chorus to help him out.***

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"*farts*"

***Some people sniffing the air and whispering to each other's ears: " I think those tuna and egg sandwiches are off in the buffet.

They smell like shit."***

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"*Mimi enters with the freshly baked lemon drizzle loaf she made this afternoon... And offers everyone a slice*

*Faith wolfs down her slice and eyes up everyone else’s. “You gonna eat that?” *"

*Mimi winks at Faith and whispers "there's another loaf in the kitchen"*

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"*Mimi enters with the freshly baked lemon drizzle loaf she made this afternoon... And offers everyone a slice*

*Faith wolfs down her slice and eyes up everyone else’s. “You gonna eat that?” *

*Mimi winks at Faith and whispers "there's another loaf in the kitchen"*"

*Faith is already there*

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