FabSwingers.com forum: Where do you want it?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You have a tin of squirty cream, do you

1 - put it on top of your latte or hot chocolate?

2 - put it on your cake or pudding

3 - put it on your lover?

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By *andadbodMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

cake of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Latte!

Gingerbread latte to be specific.

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

On my hot chocolate, and converted in marshmallows

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By *orkieBar1000Man
over a year ago

York

On cake, with a side helping of strawberries!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Cake or hot chocolate of course

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Always 2.

Squirty cream has no place on drinks and absolutely no place on my lovers.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I don’t really like cream so I’d say 3 because at least that way there’s some enjoyment from it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2.

Always 2.

Squirty cream has no place on drinks and absolutely no place on my lovers."

I can think of many perfect places.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

In the case of my niece, it goes straight in her mouth.

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

3... Especially if it's m&s chocolate squirty cream.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I quite like my pH as is so I'd say 1.

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

All three please

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

"I quite like my pH as is so I'd say 1."

So you wouldn't be keen on me giving you a little squirt in the mouth?

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

In the bin.. Dirt!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I quite like my pH as is so I'd say 1.

So you wouldn't be keen on me giving you a little squirt in the mouth?

I'd make an exception for you.

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

"I quite like my pH as is so I'd say 1.

So you wouldn't be keen on me giving you a little squirt in the mouth?

I'd make an exception for you.

Awww sweet, you beautiful Kirby grip saviour

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

As long as I don’t have to eat it…

4. You squirt it on me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As long as I don’t have to eat it…

4. You squirt it on me

The idea would be for me to eat it.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Can I reject it? Unnecessary calories in my opinion HOWEVER I have had it on a cheeky hot choc before!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Can we skip the squirty cream and just fuck?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Can we skip the squirty cream and just fuck?

Yes.

LvM

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

On his knob

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"As long as I don’t have to eat it…

4. You squirt it on me

The idea would be for me to eat it.

Oh that’s cool. Will it involve “the sex”?

I’m really only here for “the sex”

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

In the bin, please.

Cream should not be in a can.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we skip the squirty cream and just fuck?

Some of us would like to taste something sweet

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Can we skip the squirty cream and just fuck?

Some of us would like to taste something sweet

Then you can eat me out first I suppose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"As long as I don’t have to eat it…

4. You squirt it on me

The idea would be for me to eat it.

Oh that’s cool. Will it involve “the sex”?

I’m really only here for “the sex”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we skip the squirty cream and just fuck?

Some of us would like to taste something sweet

Then you can eat me out first I suppose

Oh gosh. What a chore

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Can we skip the squirty cream and just fuck?

Some of us would like to taste something sweet

Then you can eat me out first I suppose

Oh gosh. What a chore

Oh fine. I'll warm myself up and you can taste my fingers then. Don't want you to have to work too hard

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Put it in the fridge at the back, before anything else then strawberries

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we skip the squirty cream and just fuck?

Some of us would like to taste something sweet

Then you can eat me out first I suppose

Oh gosh. What a chore

Oh fine. I'll warm myself up and you can taste my fingers then. Don't want you to have to work too hard

Not too hard you say?

… that time has just passed.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Can we skip the squirty cream and just fuck?

Some of us would like to taste something sweet

Then you can eat me out first I suppose

Oh gosh. What a chore

Oh fine. I'll warm myself up and you can taste my fingers then. Don't want you to have to work too hard

Not too hard you say?

… that time has just passed.

Don't worry. I have excellent revival skills

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we skip the squirty cream and just fuck?

Some of us would like to taste something sweet

Then you can eat me out first I suppose

Oh gosh. What a chore

Oh fine. I'll warm myself up and you can taste my fingers then. Don't want you to have to work too hard

Not too hard you say?

… that time has just passed.

Don't worry. I have excellent revival skills

I like to be revived..often.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Is this before or after it's been down your pants Woody?

Either way - all three please

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By *azrich87Man
over a year ago

kings lynn

On the cake that is covering the body

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Hot chocolate. I bloody love Squirty cream in hot chocolate!!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I don't like cream, squirty or otherwise, so won't be ruining any hot chocolate/pudding/lover with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot chocolate.

Squirty cream stinks after a bit on a body

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Hot chocolate.

Squirty cream stinks after a bit on a body

Lick it off quicker then

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By *aisy WamTV/TS
over a year ago

Swansea

Down my knickers , front and back ! I love a bit of sploshing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot chocolate. I bloody love Squirty cream in hot chocolate!! "

It’s all I’ll do over Christmas. Nobody judges me going through the till with three tins each week.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

1. On a nice hot chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only on number 1.

It would be a freshly whipped double cream and marscapone mix for the other 2.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Cake/hot pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss S x

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