FabSwingers.com forum: Who's the best shag on fab

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Answers underneath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me …. Absolutely shocking performance one out of five on trip advisor

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By *lutsfunMan
over a year ago

bedford

It was with 2 Rugby players in a hotel, afterwards I couldn’t walk lol, they were hung like horses.

Played for Bath.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How funny

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By *lutsfunMan
over a year ago

bedford

I know it’s like what you would read about but it happened lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you just discovered sex op?

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By *otwifecplCouple
over a year ago

bham

My wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s the local bike?

*one for FAB nostalgia

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By *lutsfunMan
over a year ago

bedford

I know it’s like what you would read about but it happened lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not yet

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Gotta be him or her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag

Best

I am not a shag or into shagging.

Mating.. With like minded. Mating never shags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wife"

Awww.

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

Only your word.

Test drive?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And whys that

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By *layisbetterwithLaughterMan
over a year ago

Stourbridge

*taps nose in a knowing way*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Harold

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Do you mean the whole meet or just 3 minute windows?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Him over there.

And him that's not here.

And him just there.

*Drifts off to daydreams of a threesome that will never happen and sheds a tear*

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

"My wife"

Prove it lol

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

"Me

Is there a way of checking this claim , or just take your word for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be the guy I'm meeting next.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Oh just someone on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That would be the guy I'm meeting next. "

Now he's going to get all worked up and suffer performance anxiety

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Oh defo her over there damn she’s good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That would be the guy I'm meeting next.

Now he's going to get all worked up and suffer performance anxiety

Oh jeez he isn't on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That would be the guy I'm meeting next.

Now he's going to get all worked up and suffer performance anxiety

Oh jeez he isn't on here."

Maybe say you're expecting it to be the best to him directly and test his resolve under pressure, then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh just someone on here

I’m a someone!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That would be the guy I'm meeting next.

Now he's going to get all worked up and suffer performance anxiety

Oh jeez he isn't on here.

Maybe say you're expecting it to be the best to him directly and test his resolve under pressure, then."

He already knows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That would be the guy I'm meeting next.

Now he's going to get all worked up and suffer performance anxiety

Oh jeez he isn't on here.

Maybe say you're expecting it to be the best to him directly and test his resolve under pressure, then.

He already knows."

Aww, well that's not funny but it is nice.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Oh just someone on here

I’m a someone!!!

Are you the best shag though Woody?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh just someone on here

I’m a someone!!!

Are you the best shag though Woody? "

I feel that this question is loaded somehow.

But, I am a someone!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one that lives down the road, turn left, keep going for a while until you see a Blue front door!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"The one that lives down the road, turn left, keep going for a while until you see a Blue front door! "

It’s you isn’t it Boo?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Oh just someone on here

I’m a someone!!!

Are you the best shag though Woody?

I feel that this question is loaded somehow.

But, I am a someone!!!!

You are definitely a someone. So my statement is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Few pumps, couple of grunts, a squirt and I'm out, ready for a nap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one that lives down the road, turn left, keep going for a while until you see a Blue front door!

It’s you isn’t it Boo?

Well, I didn't like to say!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"The one that lives down the road, turn left, keep going for a while until you see a Blue front door!

It’s you isn’t it Boo?

Well, I didn't like to say!

Motorboat later?

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

does a good shag mean he made you orgasm by penetration.

or the foreplay was so good you orgasmed

or he fingered/licked or massaged your clit to perfection.

whats your definition of the best shag ladies..

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"does a good shag mean he made you orgasm by penetration.

or the foreplay was so good you orgasmed

or he fingered/licked or massaged your clit to perfection.

whats your definition of the best shag ladies..

All of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does a good shag mean he made you orgasm by penetration.

or the foreplay was so good you orgasmed

or he fingered/licked or massaged your clit to perfection.

whats your definition of the best shag ladies..

None of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh just someone on here

I’m a someone!!!

Are you the best shag though Woody?

I feel that this question is loaded somehow.

But, I am a someone!!!!

You are definitely a someone. So my statement is true

I like your optimism.

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

As Michael Bubble days, I just haven't met you yet...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Oh just someone on here

I’m a someone!!!

Are you the best shag though Woody?

I feel that this question is loaded somehow.

But, I am a someone!!!!

You are definitely a someone. So my statement is true

I like your optimism.

I am a pure fountain of optimism… combined with just a little touch of sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm absolutely fucking terrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh just someone on here

I’m a someone!!!

Are you the best shag though Woody?

I feel that this question is loaded somehow.

But, I am a someone!!!!

You are definitely a someone. So my statement is true

I like your optimism.

I am a pure fountain of optimism… combined with just a little touch of sarcasm

Now you sound like a fancy cocktail.

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

"I'm absolutely fucking terrible. "

Love to find out just how terrible

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Prob one of the mature swinger women who have mastered their craft and have got it down to a art form lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonko

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I give it a good go I must say

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Nah a shit shag

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By *ylonseeker2023Man
over a year ago

Harwich

She's long, tall but equally small,

She has massive, juicy but also small, firm, bullet nippled hooters,

Her bottom is very, very curvy and yet small and firm,

She has long and full flowing hair and equally styled and cut cheekily short .....

Oh, I just cannot tell you as each and every lady has her own beauty and gives you as unique a ride as she herself stands out from the other!

I will admit, if she has intelligence, wit and a sharp and sexy mind she goes up in the choice and as I am far from shallow,

...if she keeps her nylons and high heels on as I explore her, all the better

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

It’s not me, I’ve never had sex

if only someone would teach me how

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By *ylonseeker2023Man
over a year ago

Harwich

"Prob one of the mature swinger women who have mastered their craft and have got it down to a art form lol "

Good answer... a mature sexy and confident chandalier swinging lady is never a date to miss out on !

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex

if only someone would teach me how "

I'll teach you

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex

if only someone would teach me how

I'll teach you

How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex

if only someone would teach me how

I'll teach you

How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me

I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex

if only someone would teach me how

I'll teach you

How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me

I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x"

As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex

if only someone would teach me how

I'll teach you

How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me

I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x

As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me "

Slow and steady wins the race

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I retired so vacated my title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me

Too far

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"I retired so vacated my title"

You didn't retire, I retired you.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Our next one

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Jim's mum

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

If I say who is the best to me, then he'll be a smug prick about it.

So let's just go with it's all about compatibility and preference

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By *ilentnightMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Shags are dark, goose-sized birds, In the breeding season, adults develop a dark glossy green plumage and prominent recurved crest on the front of their head.

On that basis, I’ve never had a shag, I’d be put off a little with all that glossy green hair ??

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex

if only someone would teach me how

I'll teach you

How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me

I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x

As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me

Slow and steady wins the race

Race? Are we competing with another couple?

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex

if only someone would teach me how

I'll teach you

How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me

I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x

As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me

Slow and steady wins the race

Race? Are we competing with another couple? "

Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex

if only someone would teach me how

I'll teach you

How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me

I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x

As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me

Slow and steady wins the race

Race? Are we competing with another couple?

Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk"

Ooooooft. Some of us can do neither!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Hello funtimephil69

I guess this is the question that might be nigh on impossible to answer with any given certainty or fact because to validate your answer you'd have to do a lot of the sex with all the Fabbers and it could take a while.

And to validate your findings you would have to conferr with others who too have done the sex with all the fibbers

Then I suggest you collate the data and turn it into a pie chart...because who doesn't like pie right

Then I'll await the PowerPoint presentation when you disclose the results....

And can we have the nice biscuits please and good coffee...Maybe a Maccers.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

And that's Fabbers not fibbers...

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex

if only someone would teach me how

I'll teach you

How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me

I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x

As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me

Slow and steady wins the race

Race? Are we competing with another couple?

Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk"

We have to have sex while walking/running? That sounds challenging

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex

if only someone would teach me how

I'll teach you

How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me

I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x

As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me

Slow and steady wins the race

Race? Are we competing with another couple?

Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk

Ooooooft. Some of us can do neither!

That did make me chuckle

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex

if only someone would teach me how

I'll teach you

How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me

I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x

As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me

Slow and steady wins the race

Race? Are we competing with another couple?

Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk

We have to have sex while walking/running? That sounds challenging

It will all become clear soon enough. Don't worry about the details for now x

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex

if only someone would teach me how

I'll teach you

How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me

I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x

As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me

Slow and steady wins the race

Race? Are we competing with another couple?

Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk

We have to have sex while walking/running? That sounds challenging

It will all become clear soon enough. Don't worry about the details for now x"

It’s lucky you’re here to show me the ropes!!!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex

if only someone would teach me how

I'll teach you

How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me

I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x

As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me

Slow and steady wins the race

Race? Are we competing with another couple?

Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk

We have to have sex while walking/running? That sounds challenging

It will all become clear soon enough. Don't worry about the details for now x

It’s lucky you’re here to show me the ropes!!!"

Not all guys are just looking to get their end away

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex

if only someone would teach me how

I'll teach you

How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me

I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x

As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me

Slow and steady wins the race

Race? Are we competing with another couple?

Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk

We have to have sex while walking/running? That sounds challenging

It will all become clear soon enough. Don't worry about the details for now x

It’s lucky you’re here to show me the ropes!!!

Not all guys are just looking to get their end away

But you are, right? Just checking I’m on to a promise here

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex

if only someone would teach me how

I'll teach you

How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me

I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x

As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me

Slow and steady wins the race

Race? Are we competing with another couple?

Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk

We have to have sex while walking/running? That sounds challenging

It will all become clear soon enough. Don't worry about the details for now x

It’s lucky you’re here to show me the ropes!!!

Not all guys are just looking to get their end away

But you are, right? Just checking I’m on to a promise here

Scouts honour!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex

if only someone would teach me how

I'll teach you

How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me

I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x

As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me

Slow and steady wins the race

Race? Are we competing with another couple?

Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk

Ooooooft. Some of us can do neither!

That did make me chuckle

Good! While you're chuckling to yourself in the corner, I'm whizzing past in my wheelie chair

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex

if only someone would teach me how

I'll teach you

How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me

I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x

As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me

Slow and steady wins the race

Race? Are we competing with another couple?

Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk

Ooooooft. Some of us can do neither!

That did make me chuckle

Good! While you're chuckling to yourself in the corner, I'm whizzing past in my wheelie chair

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex

if only someone would teach me how

I'll teach you

How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me

I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x

As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me

Slow and steady wins the race

Race? Are we competing with another couple?

Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk

Ooooooft. Some of us can do neither!

That did make me chuckle

Good! While you're chuckling to yourself in the corner, I'm whizzing past in my wheelie chair

Mind my toes

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

I seem to remember a good review recently

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex

if only someone would teach me how

I'll teach you

How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me

I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x

As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me

Slow and steady wins the race

Race? Are we competing with another couple?

Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk

Ooooooft. Some of us can do neither!

That did make me chuckle

Good! While you're chuckling to yourself in the corner, I'm whizzing past in my wheelie chair

Mind my toes"

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex

if only someone would teach me how

I'll teach you

How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me

I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x

As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me

Slow and steady wins the race

Race? Are we competing with another couple?

Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk

Ooooooft. Some of us can do neither!

That did make me chuckle

Good! While you're chuckling to yourself in the corner, I'm whizzing past in my wheelie chair

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

"It’s not me, I’ve never had sex

if only someone would teach me how

I'll teach you

How noble! You’re a kind and generous man, putting yourself out like that for me

I don't like to see anyone going without. Sharing is caring Trix x

As a newbie, I’d probably need a long session. So I can learn to handle what you give me

Slow and steady wins the race

Race? Are we competing with another couple?

Whoa whoa, let's not run before we can walk

We have to have sex while walking/running? That sounds challenging

It will all become clear soon enough. Don't worry about the details for now x

It’s lucky you’re here to show me the ropes!!!

Not all guys are just looking to get their end away

But you are, right? Just checking I’m on to a promise here

Scouts honour!"

You realise I have that in writing, it’s a legally binding contract now!

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