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By *olf and Red OP   Couple
over a year ago

Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston

When you’ve just unpacked your trolley onto the conveyor belt. Always get that person behind with 2 items and you feel you have to let them go in front. Then another one appears, as if by magic. Don’t them go or I’d be there all day. So they look at you, like you’re beyond rude even though there is self service checkouts open!

Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People.

People annoy me. I loved shopping in lockdown. Can we have that back please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cost

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Dirty baskets, not being able to tell the date of vegetables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paying for it

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Ditherers. Those who spend ages standing right in front of the piece of shelf I need to get at, doing nothing except having a good dither.

And those who need to pick up every item in the shelf, have a good look at it, and put it back .

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Nothing really, I can do the aldi big shop in less than half an hour without incident

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By *aveyIOM1970Man
over a year ago

douglas

People ambling around the isles and not in control of their trolleys

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

People who stand in the aisles chatting when I have the audacity to want something from the shelf they're blocking

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Shops changing the location of whole sections of items so you need search for the fucking things!!!

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

I usually do a full week shop so if they are there as still unloading trolley I let them go but we all have to wait don’t we? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People just stopping mid aisle ffs get out of my way.

I want to be in and out I hate it with a passion.

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By *aveyIOM1970Man
over a year ago

douglas


"People.

People annoy me. I loved shopping in lockdown. Can we have that back please.

"

Agree but did not like the queueing up

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By *orkieBar1000Man
over a year ago

York

When they shut the checkouts and make you use the self service.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People.

People annoy me. I loved shopping in lockdown. Can we have that back please.

Agree but did not like the queueing up "

Oh I loved the queueing. Made a day of it.

The one way system around the aisles, the staying the fuck away from me.

It was awesome.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"People.

People annoy me. I loved shopping in lockdown. Can we have that back please.

Agree but did not like the queueing up

Oh I loved the queueing. Made a day of it.

The one way system around the aisles, the staying the fuck away from me.

It was awesome.

"

… downsides: the selfish bastards that emptied the shelves, ”stocking up”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food.

Shopping.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

People….when did society become so fucking dumb?

Dumb zombie looking cunts.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"When you’ve just unpacked your trolley onto the conveyor belt. Always get that person behind with 2 items and you feel you have to let them go in front. Then another one appears, as if by magic. Don’t them go or I’d be there all day. So they look at you, like you’re beyond rude even though there is self service checkouts open!

Red "

What happened to being nice to people? Let them through. One day it might be you stuck being the grumpy person with the full trolley while all you've got is an organic cucumber to pay for.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

People who bang on about where they shop, what they got and how cheap it was.

I worked with a lady who came into work most days brandishing biscuits or cakes from her favourite discount store, insisting that everyone guess how much it cost.

You know the ones, it’s like a cult …

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
over a year ago

Braintree

I love grocery shopping

You should’ve seen me when they first introduced 24hr opening times.

I was cartwheeling down the aisles at 10PM

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"People….when did society become so fucking dumb?

Dumb zombie looking cunts."

Having an ok day?

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"People.

People annoy me. I loved shopping in lockdown. Can we have that back please.

"

This. They stand in the middle of aisles, or bump you with their cart, or whatever. I get that they're just out shopping like me, but have a bit of spacial awareness people.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

everthing,,,

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Ditherers. Those who spend ages standing right in front of the piece of shelf I need to get at, doing nothing except having a good dither.

And those who need to pick up every item in the shelf, have a good look at it, and put it back ."

Or when looking at the shelf trying to find something and someone stands between you and the shelf.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Kids treating the place like a playground

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

People who completely block the aisles with their trolley whilst taking 15 minutes to decide what cheese to choose.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Empty shelves. We didn't used to have empty shelves when goods were flowing more easily.

I sometimes think there should be separate supermarkets for people who didn't vote for gaps.

I want my beef flavoured monster munch, dammit!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Dirty baskets, not being able to tell the date of vegetables "

I never speak about the staff in that way

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"People who completely block the aisles with their trolley whilst taking 15 minutes to decide what cheese to choose."

Hands up , that's me.

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By *onkeyandBonesCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

My husband coming with me to help

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

People that complain when I dither, block the aisles with my trolley when I look for cheese, when I bump my trolley into theirs, leave it again and stand in between them and the shelf they are looking at.

Love shopping trips. The trolley is your friend. And weapon.

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By *octor ProdMan
over a year ago

working Overseas

1. People who block up the aisles to talk to someone they bumped into

2. People who bag their shop at the self service till after they have paid

3. People.who let their unruly cuntlings run amock and then scream at them. Best I have heard is "Fabio, Fabio! Put the fucking Coco Pops back. You know you can't have sugar"

4. Self Service tills. Once heard an irate mum shout at a self service till when the "Unexpected item in bagging area" alert started, shout at the till " Its a toddler, its a fucking toddler"

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Everything, I can’t stand the whole food shopping process.

Where possible I go as close to closing as I can so I can miss the zombie hoards trudging around and get in and out.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

The one being served in front having a full blown out conversation with the checkout whilst there is many people waiting to get served

And yes I would say something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The people who don’t know what personal space is! Leaning over the top of you to get something off the shelf. Can’t you wait 2 seconds until I move, no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People studying a item that they buy on a regular basis but still have to read it, and people walking with you as you shop.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"The people who don’t know what personal space is! Leaning over the top of you to get something off the shelf. Can’t you wait 2 seconds until I move, no? "

Ha ! I always wonder about that! They politely say excuse me and lift a tin from the shelf ....... couldn't they see that I was doing exactly that...

I love people though. They are all insane about different things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thing...trolley skating with my little boy!

Worst thing when it's busy and I can't trolley skate down an aisle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything. I absolutely hate grocery shopping. The people walking slowly, people blocking aisles, the queues, when they move stuff around in the shop and you can't find it, then putting it all away when you get home. Hate it.

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Everything. I absolutely hate grocery shopping. The people walking slowly, people blocking aisles, the queues, when they move stuff around in the shop and you can't find it, then putting it all away when you get home. Hate it."

You could always do an online shop

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"Best thing...trolley skating with my little boy!

Worst thing when it's busy and I can't trolley skate down an aisle

"

Lol. I'm with you. Do you do the 360 too?

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

never like shopping. too many people to deal with

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"The people who don’t know what personal space is! Leaning over the top of you to get something off the shelf. Can’t you wait 2 seconds until I move, no?

Ha ! I always wonder about that! They politely say excuse me and lift a tin from the shelf ....... couldn't they see that I was doing exactly that...

I love people though. They are all insane about different things.

“Sorry, can I just grab that” I’m going to start saying no "

On your head be it. I once said no to a little old lady with two items and I had my full family weekly shop piled up like a slag heap. I instantly felt guilt and I ushered her through with a sweep of my hands and a forced smile.

She went Ohhhhhhhh like she was confused and I let her think she was confused as she thanked me.

What ? Don't look at me like that! She was ripe for a gaslighting.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

oops

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"People studying a item that they buy on a regular basis but still have to read it, and people walking with you as you shop. "

Those who don’t follow the natural flow of the aisles and oppose everyone else by going in the wrong direction.

And those having a written conversation with their mate on Facebook while wandering aimlessly around the store staring at their phone while pushing the trolley with their belly and their kids running feral

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"People studying a item that they buy on a regular basis but still have to read it "

Manufacturers change ingredients / process / suppliers all the time - some of us have to check packaging every single time to make sure it's still safe - two people in this house with allergies, so a few extra mins in the supermarket aisles means avoiding a hospital stay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The people who don’t know what personal space is! Leaning over the top of you to get something off the shelf. Can’t you wait 2 seconds until I move, no?

Ha ! I always wonder about that! They politely say excuse me and lift a tin from the shelf ....... couldn't they see that I was doing exactly that...

I love people though. They are all insane about different things.

“Sorry, can I just grab that” I’m going to start saying no

On your head be it. I once said no to a little old lady with two items and I had my full family weekly shop piled up like a slag heap. I instantly felt guilt and I ushered her through with a sweep of my hands and a forced smile.

She went Ohhhhhhhh like she was confused and I let her think she was confused as she thanked me.

What ? Don't look at me like that! She was ripe for a gaslighting. "

The people who ask to skip ahead might actually annoy me more so I approve

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Forgetting something that was written on the list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best thing...trolley skating with my little boy!

Worst thing when it's busy and I can't trolley skate down an aisle

Lol. I'm with you. Do you do the 360 too?"

Oh most definitely; and if it's a wide aisle or a crossroads then we might even try for the 720

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"Best thing...trolley skating with my little boy!

Worst thing when it's busy and I can't trolley skate down an aisle

Lol. I'm with you. Do you do the 360 too?

Oh most definitely; and if it's a wide aisle or a crossroads then we might even try for the 720 "

720 is manageable. Any more requires a good wrist whip and a gentle prayer that it stays true down the centre.

In fact it's my pet hate about shopping. When someone obstructs the 1080 and it hits their hip and sends the trolley into the eggs.

Pensioners are really bad for it and never seem to get out the way quick enough. Managers aren't interested when I complain.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

What annoys me:

Food.

Shopping.

People.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everything. I absolutely hate grocery shopping. The people walking slowly, people blocking aisles, the queues, when they move stuff around in the shop and you can't find it, then putting it all away when you get home. Hate it.

You could always do an online shop "

I do for my main shop but sometimes I need other stuff in-between.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

This morning, in the "every little helps" supermarket the 10 new large self service checkouts were empty and the cashier one were full.

I would rather wait in a queue than use the large self service checkouts.

I hope more supermarkets change back to cashiers

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By *untimes wantedMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

People behind me who start loading their shopping on the belt before i finished unloading my shopping not leaving me enough space.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Anyone over the age of 40. They're so ssllllooowwwwwww

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

A lot annoys me, hence we get the bulk delivered and shop for fresh stuff at quiet times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People.

People annoy me. I loved shopping in lockdown. Can we have that back please.

"

Yes, please! All the stopping then going, staring at empty shelves, starting to go left then going right. Ahhhhhh Burns my head out!

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

You spend all year learning where your items are in the Isles, then a Christmas they go and change their location.

Or...

You get all your shopping with the self scan and right at the end, your scanner crashes...

Or....

You get to the self scan till and it asks for a security check... Your complete shop....!!!!!

Or,,,,

You do a home delivery and find the fresh stuff you ordered, aren't so fresh after all and have to sort and send them back whilst the delivery driver is waiting on your door step IMPATIENTLY....

I used to love shopping. I found it relaxing.

Short amble to get the fresh stuff first. Hit the inshore cafe for a breakfast and a hot chocolate, finish the shopping in a leisurely manner. But at this time of year, it becomes impossible..

Rant over.

War and war over, should I say.

For now.......

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"People.

People annoy me. I loved shopping in lockdown. Can we have that back please.

"

I'm totally with you, the two meter rule was amazing that should stay forever so everyone can stay out my personal space.

To answer the question - people!

Mrs

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By *lex CoxMan
over a year ago

Porth

Yea I tend to let them go first with a couple of things. But the next person I just don't bother with. As you say theres a self service there But some people either don't want to use it as you have to keep calling someone over, or they just can't be bothered.

What I dislike is when people just block the isles with their trolleys especially at the main entrances.

And people who wait for all the food to be scanned through then suddenly realise they have to pay for it fumbling and fussing in a bag then a purse then dropping the cards etc.

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Closed tills in a busy shop!

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

People who let their kids run riot through the shop.

A couple of days ago there was a woman with 2 kids, one on a scooter and another on roller skates flying up and down the shop getting in everyone's way.

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By *lex CoxMan
over a year ago

Porth


"People who let their kids run riot through the shop.

A couple of days ago there was a woman with 2 kids, one on a scooter and another on roller skates flying up and down the shop getting in everyone's way. "

I agree

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

People in general

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

It really annoys me that most self scan machines are card only. I pay with cash which usually means that the 10 people in the queue behind me end up in front of me. Why they can't make all the machines cash and card I will never know.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"People behind me who start loading their shopping on the belt before i finished unloading my shopping not leaving me enough space.

"

I’ve had this, I simply put my forearm on the belt and sweep their stuff out the way and then give them the evil stare in silence.

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

At this time of year Christmas songs playing.

"Oh I wish it could be Christmas every dayyy".

Nooooo!! I wish it could be Christmas every 10 years.

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

The prices of every thing

Oh and taking the Mrs and child with me always costs me double than going on my own

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Nothing really I'm in and out. It's the bloody cost I manage to spend £65-£70 in aldi just for myself

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Nothing, I shop at Waitrose darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People chatting and hogging the aisles as if it's a foooking social club

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

The prices

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
over a year ago

Maidstone

Everything. Cannot stand it.

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By *dd_soxMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

When I've scanned a trolley load of items, packed it and the scanner battery dies. Then it all has to be redone

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale


"People ambling around the isles and not in control of their trolleys "

When people abandon their trolleys in the middle of the aisle, I've been known to push it into the next aisle then go back to watch the fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some much angst from fabsters...........I think some transcendental meditation is required or maybe Ocado?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started click and collect during Covid and have stuck with it it for many of the reasons above. I’m fairly chilled when waiting in line but when someone has finished paying and packing and then stands chatting with the cashier I want them to just fuck right off. And self checkouts that won’t take cash…

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By *lofeldMan
over a year ago

Redhill

People who inevitably are at a shelf where I want to go, and are doing a price comparison, or may even some form of attempted esp with an inanimate object for 10 minutes.

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By *enis ColadaMan
over a year ago

Totnes

When I go in after work,school just finished,500 teenagers queuing at self service to pay for a 20p chocolate bar

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"When I go in after work,school just finished,500 teenagers queuing at self service to pay for a 20p chocolate bar"

You must live in a posh area up here it’s 500 legging it out the door with alcohol

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Those that don't put a divider, where their shopping ends on the conveyor belt. Could anyone be anymore lazy?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"When I go in after work,school just finished,500 teenagers queuing at self service to pay for a 20p chocolate bar"

School kids have got a lot better of they are paying for it... Although a 20p chocolate bar is a bit of a clue to the when the last time that actually happened.

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By *lex CoxMan
over a year ago

Porth


"When you’ve just unpacked your trolley onto the conveyor belt. Always get that person behind with 2 items and you feel you have to let them go in front. Then another one appears, as if by magic. Don’t them go or I’d be there all day. So they look at you, like you’re beyond rude even though there is self service checkouts open!

Red "

Another thing is when people are close to you and looking over your shoulders when you tap in your pin.

Oh well I better go to the shop.

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By *udding RoseWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

I hate it when all the items have scanned and they realise they have to get a pan of bread or something or they realise something like yoghurt has gone off and they have to go and get another one to replace it...... Why don't they pay for all the items already scanned so others can be served in the meantime until the lady/gentleman comes back with the yoghurt, pan of bread etc!!

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

I am sure it would be the people for most of us. Also poor customer service or indifferent staff and others im the queue that they seem to want to kiss the back of your neck instead of keeping a little distance. I must also mention the increased prices of course, especially if accompanied by reduced pack sizes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone in my way ..

I don't mind letting the person behind me go with a couple of items but I am not letting every Tom, Dick and Harry through lol.

Miss S x

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Never go shopping only to garden centers! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing I'm just glad I'm fortunate enough to be able to eat.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Anyone over the age of 40. They're so ssllllooowwwwwww "

Grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting electric shocks off shopping trolleys and shelves and then not knowing when it’s going to happen next…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the two cashiers next to each other are more interested in having a chat with each other than scanning my items.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Other customers. Not that they exist, that they're inconsiderate.

Lack of staff. Place is heaving and you've got two tills open. Not cool. You're making huge profits, why do you have to make it all unpleasant as well?

I increasingly seek out more pleasant ways to get what I need - I get my fruit and veg online, for example.

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"People just stopping mid aisle ffs get out of my way.

I want to be in and out I hate it with a passion. "

This is my mine too.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Apart from ever rising prices, nothing really.

I’m grateful shops are full of variety of products nowadays and I can afford them.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"People behind me who start loading their shopping on the belt before i finished unloading my shopping not leaving me enough space.

"

Bingo ! The Winner by a mile ......

Why do they do that ?

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By *insfordgloryholeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Winsford

100% this!! Alot of stuff adopted during lockdown/once things opened up again was bliss!!

No actual virus please but bring back the social distance rules!! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our local Aldi has zero working trolleys, all the wheels are clogged up and won't castor as they are meant too. Queue the aisles looking like the zombie apocalypse as people stagger side to side and give themselves hernias.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

When something is priced £x and you get to the till and it’s much more

“Oh I’m sorry that offer has been discontinued”

Err no it’s on there now, call the manager then reluctantly credit you while tutting as if it’s your fault

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Other people and a lack of things i want

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By *lansmanMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Pensioners, bloody Pensioners. Dithering and Isle blocking.

They should give Pensioners a day off in the week to do their shopping rather than Saturday.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

It would be when it is busy and they havent open more tills

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By *illybeachboyMan
over a year ago

Guernsey

People who unpack their trolly one item at a time! URRRGGGHHH!!!

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By *incsguy247888Man
over a year ago

Spalding

The guy who was picking out something halfway down the aisle who was apparently queuing for the till when I lined up in the usual kind of queuing spot lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting caught up and sucked into the 3 for 2 offers,

One, I only needed one!!!

P x

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By *enis ColadaMan
over a year ago

Totnes


"When I go in after work,school just finished,500 teenagers queuing at self service to pay for a 20p chocolate bar

You must live in a posh area up here it’s 500 legging it out the door with alcohol "

Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just scan on my phone as i go - get odd looks putting stuff into my handbag if I'm only buying a few items

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
over a year ago

Horley

People in the Meal Deal section who go along picking up sandwiches, squeezing them and then putting them back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of it !

So i mostly order online and they bring it to my kitchen door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who push in at the checkout just because they only have 2 items. Dont get me wrong if they wait there turn i will offer them to go before me but hate the ones that assume.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

The woman in Lidl who goes faster than I can pack, whilst smiling smugly about it.

Yeah alright you the best you win. If you're on here I'd totally spank your arse!

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By *GermanInLondonMan
over a year ago

London

When they reorganized the whole supermarket yet again.

And when they run out of one particular thing I am looking for to use in a recipe and then needing to go to a second shop for a single item.

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By *xfordjohnMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Having to buy things in multiple packs when I only want one.

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By *lansmanMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"The woman in Lidl who goes faster than I can pack, whilst smiling smugly about it.

Yeah alright you the best you win. If you're on here I'd totally spank your arse!"

I know what you mean .. they ask "do you need help packing your shopping " I say no , then its challenge accepted mode ...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Some much angst from fabsters...........I think some transcendental meditation is required or maybe Ocado? "

We abandoned Ocado when it stopped working with Waitrose. The M&S own brand stuff was more expensive than Waitrose basics (actually not so expensive) and the range of products overall seemed to take a nosedive. We went back to mooching round Sainsbury's.

My main bugbear is the idiots who park in blue badge bays to collect their Argos flat pack or who park on the hatched markings of the blue badge bays. They are there for a reason. Also the amount of dodgy tarmac and uneven paving on the way from the car to the shop. It's dodgy in a manual wheelchair.

Once inside, I blast around at 90mph and perform abrupt manoeuvres at the ends of aisles, to confuse other shoppers, thus ensuring we snaffle the last carton of Lactofree or the least bruised fruit. Supermarket floors for the win!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

The price of food.

The price increases of food.

The quality of the food.

The packaging of the food.

The labelling of the food.

Still. Loo rolls are good.

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

Females knocking me over when I am trying to read and understand the labels, all supermakets should be compelled to have a section stacked only with the healthy stuff{ Ok I know about the fruit and veg Isle] and also the labelling should apply to the amount of stuff in that package not one frigging gram of it.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"People ambling around the isles and not in control of their trolleys

When people abandon their trolleys in the middle of the aisle, I've been known to push it into the next aisle then go back to watch the fun."

I did this last week, hid an abandoned trolley

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Food labelling being too small to read

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"People behind me who start loading their shopping on the belt before i finished unloading my shopping not leaving me enough space.

Bingo ! The Winner by a mile ......

Why do they do that ?"

Because they are wankers?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"People behind me who start loading their shopping on the belt before i finished unloading my shopping not leaving me enough space.

Bingo ! The Winner by a mile ......

Why do they do that ?

Because they are wankers? "

I was waiting for the lady in front of me to finish... While the one behind me was tutting that I wasnt moving fast enough and started putting hers on... I let her finish... Hers were all now in front of mine on the belt.. As she stood behind me. Ahh people.

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By *aughtyhub80Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

The is too many hot women to look at at follow around the supermarket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 for 2 and only 2 left on the shelf

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By *StepsAheadMan
over a year ago

lancs

Everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to look for food at the back of a shelf to get something with a decent date on it

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By *artin23456Man
over a year ago

basingstoke

Self service machines!! I’m constantly waving like a mad man for the person to help

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By *zeroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Seeing people just pick up bakery items without using tongs. Especially if they just put it back.

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By *rumgoodtimeMan
over a year ago

sutton coldfield

People stopping in the middle of the isle for a chat blocking the way

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