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By *undayGirl 69 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Coalville

There some sayings that when I read or hear them I can’t help but shudder

Sucks like a dyson

Turned my legs to jelly

The worst imho,

Can breathe through my ears!!

Any others?

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

Alpha male

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

I'm not racist but *insert racist comment*

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By *oungAtHeartCurvyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Can I get money?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pneumatic blonde …

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Orgasm's guaranteed.

Really? You know exactly how everyone ticks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s so many.

‘No Woody’ is right up there.

Will only meet exceptional…. That’s subjective

Need another supporter code - we know that hint

There’s many more. I’m sure I’ve says some that make others raise an eyebrow. nobody is perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boy pussy

Sissy

Clitty

Ass pussy

Those 4 are probably the top ones that I never want to hear in my life again.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Alpha male "

Why does that make you shudder ? Do you think that terminology means control over a woman ? Has fuck all to do with that .. an alpha male mentality is the success of any wealthy successful man because they don't doubt their capabilities or see anyone as a threat nothing can stop them .. if you was in a building on fire you'd be calling on that man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status lines that read

Only [x] more sleeps

Roll on something or other

You know who you are

Say hi if you’re going

Well that was unexpected

99 hour shift

It’s gonna get messy

PDI from [insert dates]

Discrete fun (when discreet is intended)

Gym fit only

Et al.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alpha male

Why does that make you shudder ? Do you think that terminology means control over a woman ? Has fuck all to do with that .. an alpha male mentality is the success of any wealthy successful man because they don't doubt their capabilities or see anyone as a threat nothing can stop them .. if you was in a building on fire you'd be calling on that man "

Why, will he go and save your money?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alpha male

Why does that make you shudder ? Do you think that terminology means control over a woman ? Has fuck all to do with that .. an alpha male mentality is the success of any wealthy successful man because they don't doubt their capabilities or see anyone as a threat nothing can stop them .. if you was in a building on fire you'd be calling on that man "

Actually in the sex world, alpha male is exactly about control over a woman, as is people who call theirselves a 'dom'. Anyone who uses both these terms isn't looking to make sweet sweet love.

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Hey, how's you?...from a total stranger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alpha male

Why does that make you shudder ? Do you think that terminology means control over a woman ? Has fuck all to do with that .. an alpha male mentality is the success of any wealthy successful man because they don't doubt their capabilities or see anyone as a threat nothing can stop them .. if you was in a building on fire you'd be calling on that man

Actually in the sex world, alpha male is exactly about control over a woman, as is people who call theirselves a 'dom'. Anyone who uses both these terms isn't looking to make sweet sweet love."

Is Fabbington Towers a place where you will find sweet sweet love?

Asking for a friend.

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere


"Status lines that read

PDI from [insert dates]

"

Seen this PDI often, but have never known what it means

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Status lines that read

PDI from [insert dates]

Seen this PDI often, but have never known what it means"

Playa del Inglés is a beach resort in Maspalomas on the south coast of the island of Gran Canaria in the Canary Islands.

Known for nudist beaches and night life. Amongst other things.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Alpha male

Why does that make you shudder ? Do you think that terminology means control over a woman ? Has fuck all to do with that .. an alpha male mentality is the success of any wealthy successful man because they don't doubt their capabilities or see anyone as a threat nothing can stop them .. if you was in a building on fire you'd be calling on that man

Actually in the sex world, alpha male is exactly about control over a woman, as is people who call theirselves a 'dom'. Anyone who uses both these terms isn't looking to make sweet sweet love."

Yeah in the sex world .. to refer to the alpha male without stating in the sex world has no connection to alpha male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ALL of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be generous"

I'm guessing this means they are looking for some financial renumeration as a condition of meeting?

Correct me if I'm wrong??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Status lines that read

PDI from [insert dates]

Seen this PDI often, but have never known what it means

Playa del Inglés is a beach resort in Maspalomas on the south coast of the island of Gran Canaria in the Canary Islands.

Known for nudist beaches and night life. Amongst other things. "

The English Beach.

Known for vernacular architecture and local historic culture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Must be generous"

I'm guessing this means they are looking for some financial renumeration as a condition of meeting?

Correct me if I'm wrong??

"

Generously endowed?

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere


"Status lines that read

PDI from [insert dates]

Seen this PDI often, but have never known what it means

Playa del Inglés is a beach resort in Maspalomas on the south coast of the island of Gran Canaria in the Canary Islands.

Known for nudist beaches and night life. Amongst other things. "

Ah, makes sense now, thank you

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By *trueceltMan
over a year ago

Brynamman


"Alpha male

Why does that make you shudder ? Do you think that terminology means control over a woman ? Has fuck all to do with that .. an alpha male mentality is the success of any wealthy successful man because they don't doubt their capabilities or see anyone as a threat nothing can stop them .. if you was in a building on fire you'd be calling on that man "

Exactly. The term would only be used by an arrant tosspot with a massive ego.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Status lines that read

PDI from [insert dates]

Seen this PDI often, but have never known what it means

Playa del Inglés is a beach resort in Maspalomas on the south coast of the island of Gran Canaria in the Canary Islands.

Known for nudist beaches and night life. Amongst other things.

Ah, makes sense now, thank you "

Plus you can get a full English and a pint of Guinness for 8 Euros..........culture in action!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alpha male

Why does that make you shudder ? Do you think that terminology means control over a woman ? Has fuck all to do with that .. an alpha male mentality is the success of any wealthy successful man because they don't doubt their capabilities or see anyone as a threat nothing can stop them .. if you was in a building on fire you'd be calling on that man "

I’d be calling the fire brigade?

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By *trueceltMan
over a year ago

Brynamman

"Friendly locals"

If you ever see this on a sign outside a pub, do not go inside. The two words are actually code for "our locals will stare at you constantly and the bar staff will be discourteous if you have the temerity to order a drink"

Also can't stand

"Battle of the bulge"

"packs a punch"

Why would anyone pack a punch. People who fly with Ryan Air possibly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh jeez, there's LOADS.

These are a few that spring to mind:

I Don't come on here all the time

You're here all the time

I'm looking for open minded ladies and couples

so clichéd

connection and the ability to have a good laugh and be relaxed is key!

Err no it's not

Age is just a number!

No, it's not.

Don't have a preference when it comes to race....

Then why mention it

oral is my favourite love giving and receiving !!

No-homo

Don't be shy message me

Seriously? No

Some people tell me that I need help.. some people can fuck off and go to hell !!!)

why didn't you take the hint?

You do not have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action

Let's get legal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's get legal

The legal disclaimers........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Babe

Babe is a pig in my book.

Also when someone says "come to daddy". I really don't want to think about my deceased father when I'm being sexual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Babe

Babe is a pig in my book.

Also when someone says "come to daddy". I really don't want to think about my deceased father when I'm being sexual."

Do men say that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh jeez, there's LOADS.

These are a few that spring to mind:

I Don't come on here all the time

You're here all the time

I'm looking for open minded ladies and couples

so clichéd

connection and the ability to have a good laugh and be relaxed is key!

Err no it's not

Age is just a number!

No, it's not.

Don't have a preference when it comes to race....

Then why mention it

oral is my favourite love giving and receiving !!

No-homo

Don't be shy message me

Seriously? No

Some people tell me that I need help.. some people can fuck off and go to hell !!!)

why didn't you take the hint?

You do not have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action

Let's get legal "

Are you okay now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Babe

Babe is a pig in my book.

Also when someone says "come to daddy". I really don't want to think about my deceased father when I'm being sexual.

Do men say that?"

Loads of men on here do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Babe

Babe is a pig in my book.

Also when someone says "come to daddy". I really don't want to think about my deceased father when I'm being sexual.

Do men say that?

Loads of men on here do."

Jesus........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Babe

Babe is a pig in my book.

Also when someone says "come to daddy". I really don't want to think about my deceased father when I'm being sexual.

Do men say that?

Loads of men on here do.

Jesus........"

There are a lot of dom men who call themselves daddy and that's ok, just I don't like it for myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lush ! Vile word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh jeez, there's LOADS.

These are a few that spring to mind:

I Don't come on here all the time

You're here all the time

I'm looking for open minded ladies and couples

so clichéd

connection and the ability to have a good laugh and be relaxed is key!

Err no it's not

Age is just a number!

No, it's not.

Don't have a preference when it comes to race....

Then why mention it

oral is my favourite love giving and receiving !!

No-homo

Don't be shy message me

Seriously? No

Some people tell me that I need help.. some people can fuck off and go to hell !!!)

why didn't you take the hint?

You do not have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action

Let's get legal "

Don't be shy, message me.

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By *undayGirl 69 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Coalville


"Pneumatic blonde …

"

I have never this… what am I missing?

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By *undayGirl 69 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Coalville


"Boy pussy

Sissy

Clitty

Ass pussy

Those 4 are probably the top ones that I never want to hear in my life again. "

And Missy!

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Gushing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knows how to use his tongue

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By *ardigan SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Cardigan/Aberystwyth

Love to lick

I don't bite - unless you want me to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been here before so we know how it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh jeez, there's LOADS.

Are you okay now? "

Just having one of my Alpha male moments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Don't be shy, message me."

Promise me a paragraph or two of your time

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By *undayGirl 69 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Coalville


"Love to lick

I don't bite - unless you want me to. "

Ha ha ha yes!! This!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh jeez, there's LOADS.

Are you okay now?

Just having one of my Alpha male moments "

Haha. *shudders.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Love to lick

I don't bite - unless you want me to. "

This has to be the most famous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Don't be shy, message me.

Promise me a paragraph or two of your time "

You men are so needy

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

UK

bring your snorkel

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Alpha male "

Ditto. The type of men who unironically use the term are usually insufferable.

I'm also kinda icked by 'clitty'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Don't be shy, message me.

Promise me a paragraph or two of your time

You men are so needy"

I'm worth it though: I can turn your legs to jelly because I can breathe through my ears.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"Alpha male

Why does that make you shudder ? Do you think that terminology means control over a woman ? Has fuck all to do with that .. an alpha male mentality is the success of any wealthy successful man because they don't doubt their capabilities or see anyone as a threat nothing can stop them .. if you was in a building on fire you'd be calling on that man "

The prosecution rests.

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By *he_TicklersCouple
over a year ago

Havant & Aberdare

I don’t bite, unless you want me to

&

Guys that self describe as ‘Daddy’

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"I don’t bite, unless you want me to

&

Guys that self describe as ‘Daddy’ "

Equal to girls seeking a daddy

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

'Im going to ruin you'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Educated Professional

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"'Im going to ruin you'

"

Don't threaten me with a good time haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Im going to ruin you'

"

As in financially?

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By *issVanillaWoman
over a year ago

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Oh god so many of these give me the ick..

Been here before but couldn't stay away.. not my first rodeo, why delete in the 1st place?

I'm staying in your area next week with work or I'm parked up in my lorry & looking for fun.

Blank silhouette profiles with no pics expecting a reply.

Anything that relates rimming

The list is endless on fab!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Sayings labels they all make me shudder but the one that annoys me the most is 'vanilla' i mean what the fcuk does it mean sex is sex youre either good at it or not, when i ask someone to define it they can't, i appreciate that we have sex a bit more often but it still doesn't make this place special in any shape or form.

Entitled comes a close second i don't feel entitled to anything and I'm certainly very mannered in how i deal with women and resent the implications that some women constantly bang on about that men are entitled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let the fun begin........

Partner in crime and reference thereto

Lyrics from a song! Unless it’s by Jimmy Osmond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Im going to ruin you'

"

Oh, i shouldnt be saying this to guys then?

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Boys will be boys....

Nope it's just a lack of respect and bad fucking behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let the fun begin........

Partner in crime and reference thereto

Lyrics from a song! Unless it’s by Jimmy Osmond "

Well, there’s me done then.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"'Im going to ruin you'

Oh, i shouldnt be saying this to guys then? "

They might like coming from you though. I might send out a checklist of 'likes and dislikes before messaging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sayings labels they all make me shudder but the one that annoys me the most is 'vanilla' i mean what the fcuk does it mean sex is sex youre either good at it or not, when i ask someone to define it they can't, i appreciate that we have sex a bit more often but it still doesn't make this place special in any shape or form.

Entitled comes a close second i don't feel entitled to anything and I'm certainly very mannered in how i deal with women and resent the implications that some women constantly bang on about that men are entitled. "

I use the word to differentiate between vanilla friends and fab friends. Also to differentiate between 'normal' (hate to use that word but couldn't think of another) sex then the kinkier stuff.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"'Im going to ruin you'

As in financially?"

Well this is the thing, it's never clear how the ruining will work

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"'Im going to ruin you'

Don't threaten me with a good time haha "

Can't I just play with your pee pee without the ruining bit?

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

It is what it is..........

Well what is it?!?!?! For fucks sake, if you can't explain what it is then just say so!!

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Sloppy blowjob

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

daddy ffs mature man so much better

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Oh and when guys ask about my wife, "she like cock then?"

.............

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By *andadbodMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

wreck your hole

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Sayings labels they all make me shudder but the one that annoys me the most is 'vanilla' i mean what the fcuk does it mean sex is sex youre either good at it or not, when i ask someone to define it they can't, i appreciate that we have sex a bit more often but it still doesn't make this place special in any shape or form.

Entitled comes a close second i don't feel entitled to anything and I'm certainly very mannered in how i deal with women and resent the implications that some women constantly bang on about that men are entitled.

I use the word to differentiate between vanilla friends and fab friends. Also to differentiate between 'normal' (hate to use that word but couldn't think of another) sex then the kinkier stuff."
Yes but my point is the kinkier stuff is sex and people who aren't here have sex in all its forms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read the profile, I mean who wouldn’t?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

‘I can teach you how to squirt…’

‘It’s actually my ex-girlfriend in the pics…’

K

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Kik?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're l here for the same reason erm are we?

Can you empty my balls for me.

Anal?

Lots really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Im going to ruin you'

As in financially?

Well this is the thing, it's never clear how the ruining will work "

Ruined is Latin for egotistical moron

Ruining is a figment of an egotistical mind

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

We don’t like derogatory terms like slut whore or sissy and aaying stuff like heavy cummer

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"Sayings labels they all make me shudder but the one that annoys me the most is 'vanilla' i mean what the fcuk does it mean sex is sex youre either good at it or not, when i ask someone to define it they can't, i appreciate that we have sex a bit more often but it still doesn't make this place special in any shape or form.

Entitled comes a close second i don't feel entitled to anything and I'm certainly very mannered in how i deal with women and resent the implications that some women constantly bang on about that men are entitled. "

Re entitled - it riles alot if men. But the main reason that they either don't understand why people say it or choose to ignore the reason.

I can give simple examples.

Woman and man walking separately but same path.

Group of men on the path ahead. Woman will cross the road. Man will walk through group of men.

Short cut through a dark alleyway. man, no problem. Woman will take the longer and avoid alley.

Night walking home. Woman will most likely have her keys in her hand. Man walking without a care in the world.

That's all male entitlement.

Entitlement goes back hundreds of years. I would recommend the expansion of knowledge in the area. It may change your opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're l here for the same reason erm are we?

Can you empty my balls for me.

Anal?

Lots really. "

Yes, the evacuation from the testicles is particularly uninspired. Can a testicles ever be too full?

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By *olf and RedCouple
over a year ago

Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston

Back in the day - when it’s said by someone who’s not even 25.

Red

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Sayings labels they all make me shudder but the one that annoys me the most is 'vanilla' i mean what the fcuk does it mean sex is sex youre either good at it or not, when i ask someone to define it they can't, i appreciate that we have sex a bit more often but it still doesn't make this place special in any shape or form.

Entitled comes a close second i don't feel entitled to anything and I'm certainly very mannered in how i deal with women and resent the implications that some women constantly bang on about that men are entitled.

Re entitled - it riles alot if men. But the main reason that they either don't understand why people say it or choose to ignore the reason.

I can give simple examples.

Woman and man walking separately but same path.

Group of men on the path ahead. Woman will cross the road. Man will walk through group of men.

Short cut through a dark alleyway. man, no problem. Woman will take the longer and avoid alley.

Night walking home. Woman will most likely have her keys in her hand. Man walking without a care in the world.

That's all male entitlement.

Entitlement goes back hundreds of years. I would recommend the expansion of knowledge in the area. It may change your opinion.

"
No that meaning is the woman is timid and or scared

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By *interflingMan
over a year ago

london

I know some enjoy it but I find it very off putting when a guy is constantly going, “oh you like that, you dirty slut” or something similar. Just feels very performative.

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By *andadbodMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Back in the day - when it’s said by someone who’s not even 25.

Red "

i saw this once on a facebook group by a young person, i knew who they were and their age was just 22, i said you having a laugh? life hasn’t even being to fuck you over yet

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Balls need emptying/who wants my load.

Heavy cummer

Mmmmmmmmmm

Hun/baby/princess

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By *undayGirl 69 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Coalville


"Balls need emptying/who wants my load.

Heavy cummer

Mmmmmmmmmm

Hun/baby/princess

"

Before fab, I never knew heavy cummer was a thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum dump. Uuuurgh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're l here for the same reason erm are we?

Can you empty my balls for me.

Anal?

Lots really.

Yes, the evacuation from the testicles is particularly uninspired. Can a testicles ever be too full?"

I don't know I don't have any haha .

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Cum dump. Uuuurgh."

I've seen this used on so many females profiles .. cum dump whore

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Play

Playmate

Titties

Tits

A meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t bite….unless you want me to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Play

Playmate

Titties

Tits

A meet "

Get your tits out!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset


"Alpha male

Why does that make you shudder ? Do you think that terminology means control over a woman ? Has fuck all to do with that .. an alpha male mentality is the success of any wealthy successful man because they don't doubt their capabilities or see anyone as a threat nothing can stop them .. if you was in a building on fire you'd be calling on that man "

I'd be calling the fire brigade, I'm sure they're better equipped.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Play

Playmate

Titties

Tits

A meet

Get your tits out!

"

For the lads?

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
over a year ago

The Side of the Mersey

People who use the term “ick”

People who have statuses asking for drugs etc.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"People who use the term “ick”

People who have statuses asking for drugs etc. "

Yeah, and people who finish a post with “just sayin”

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By *moothstaffspeepsCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

People who end a sentence with “right”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for exceptional males only

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Oh Dyson_Fury, how we miss thee.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"People who end a sentence with “right”"

Oh my days!

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"People who end a sentence with “right”"

… or “innit” … particularly having peppered the preceding sentence(s) with the word “like”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've always done it this way"

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Variety is the spice of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratch someone's itch.. eww.

T

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Fun guy looking for fun woman/couple to have fun with.

Grow TF up.

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"I'm not racist but *insert racist comment*"

This exactly

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By *hunky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Looking for exceptional males only "

Always means just a big cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone says

“Your lucky mate she’s hot”

Luck has nothing to do with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alpha male

Why does that make you shudder ? Do you think that terminology means control over a woman ? Has fuck all to do with that .. an alpha male mentality is the success of any wealthy successful man because they don't doubt their capabilities or see anyone as a threat nothing can stop them .. if you was in a building on fire you'd be calling on that man "

That’s the Andrew Tate definition of an alpha male and it’s bullshit.

Even wolf packs don’t have alpha males in the sense you are referring to. Based on reality old ignorant ideology.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any sentence that’s followed by “but”

I’m not racist but

I’m not homophobic but

I’m not complaining but

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Any sentence that’s followed by “but”

I’m not racist but

I’m not homophobic but

I’m not complaining but

"

The one I most recently saw on here:

"I'm not trying to body shame but"

Just to add to your list

MrsAbz

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Jordanhill / Scotstoun


"Alpha male

Why does that make you shudder ? Do you think that terminology means control over a woman ? Has fuck all to do with that .. an alpha male mentality is the success of any wealthy successful man because they don't doubt their capabilities or see anyone as a threat nothing can stop them .. if you was in a building on fire you'd be calling on that man

The prosecution rests. "

Alpha Male - Tell everyone you are incel without saying you are incel.

Surely someone who is a natural leader and people look up to them doesn't:

a. Have to declare themselves as the Alpha.

b. Need to demean everyone around them to prove they are alpha.

c. Need to buy the first round in Hooters to prove they are an alpha.

Is the multi-billionaire Bill Gates a bear wrestling Alpha?

Or James Dyson?

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon


"Alpha male

Why does that make you shudder ? Do you think that terminology means control over a woman ? Has fuck all to do with that .. an alpha male mentality is the success of any wealthy successful man because they don't doubt their capabilities or see anyone as a threat nothing can stop them .. if you was in a building on fire you'd be calling on that man

The prosecution rests.

Alpha Male - Tell everyone you are incel without saying you are incel.

Surely someone who is a natural leader and people look up to them doesn't:

a. Have to declare themselves as the Alpha.

b. Need to demean everyone around them to prove they are alpha.

c. Need to buy the first round in Hooters to prove they are an alpha.

Is the multi-billionaire Bill Gates a bear wrestling Alpha?

Or James Dyson?

"

Exactly, they are all self-appointed.

I used to be an Alfa male, but I sold it.

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

Fun couple here for fun.

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

O levels that can suck start a car...

&

I'd make your manhood swollen for days....

Er... no you won't...sorry but bye...

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Cheer up, it might never happen

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Can i pay you for...

No I'm not a sex worker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alpha male

Why does that make you shudder ? Do you think that terminology means control over a woman ? Has fuck all to do with that .. an alpha male mentality is the success of any wealthy successful man because they don't doubt their capabilities or see anyone as a threat nothing can stop them .. if you was in a building on fire you'd be calling on that man

The prosecution rests.

Alpha Male - Tell everyone you are incel without saying you are incel.

Surely someone who is a natural leader and people look up to them doesn't:

a. Have to declare themselves as the Alpha.

b. Need to demean everyone around them to prove they are alpha.

c. Need to buy the first round in Hooters to prove they are an alpha.

Is the multi-billionaire Bill Gates a bear wrestling Alpha?

Or James Dyson?

"

Nailed it!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Time to pay the next bill

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"I'll make you squirt even if you think you can't!"

People like that tend to not even get her wet.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Alpha male

Why does that make you shudder ? Do you think that terminology means control over a woman ? Has fuck all to do with that .. an alpha male mentality is the success of any wealthy successful man because they don't doubt their capabilities or see anyone as a threat nothing can stop them .. if you was in a building on fire you'd be calling on that man "

That's not actually how the term originated or what it really means. And the whole concept of "alpha" has been discredited, even by the guy who came up with it.

Personally, I've never met a man who claimed to be "alpha" who was what he thought he was. Would such a person even need to state it so explicitly. (Also, if I was in a building on fire, I'd be calling the Fire Brigade.)

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By *inkyguyUKMan
over a year ago

worcester

Sorry the husbands not playing at the moment it's just the female here and since the pictures have been taken I have had implants. So deceiving

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By *ara anal23Woman
over a year ago

Hackney

Not a saying as such but using cum instead of come.

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By *ara anal23Woman
over a year ago

Hackney

“How you doing”

It’s not 1990 and you’re not Joey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Professional....

A Professional what ha....

Sex-Worker is it....cos that what I think when I read that line on a profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“How you doing”

It’s not 1990 and you’re not Joey "

^^^^^^^

That irates me so much....I actually cringe when I get those dms...."how you doin"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alpha male

Why does that make you shudder ? Do you think that terminology means control over a woman ? Has fuck all to do with that .. an alpha male mentality is the success of any wealthy successful man because they don't doubt their capabilities or see anyone as a threat nothing can stop them .. if you was in a building on fire you'd be calling on that man "

Not true. The Alpha Male is not the stereotypical hero, he is all about his own survival. He would look at the burning building and say 'fuck that!'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back on topic, Tax Self-Assessment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the get-go. It’s the bloody start

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"From the get-go. It’s the bloody start"

Even worse, I came across someone recently, who typed “from the gecko”.

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"From the get-go. It’s the bloody start

Even worse, I came across someone recently, who typed “from the gecko”. "

That must have given you a giggle though

I'm going to use from the gecko in my next meeting and see who notices

MrsAbz

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By *orfolkmark70Man
over a year ago

Suffolk/Norfolk

Alpha male who can't accommodate probably a deluded boy who lives with his mum...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100%

Ask a question and in return you get a statistic!

Q - "Do you pay income tax?"

A - "100%"

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city


"“How you doing”

It’s not 1990 and you’re not Joey "

It is and I am lol ( in my head anyway )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry but....

Never mind being sorry. It weakens the point you are making it you start off with an apology imo.

Seems to be a very English thing from my observations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sorry but....

Never mind being sorry. It weakens the point you are making it you start off with an apology imo.

Seems to be a very English thing from my observations."

Add to that.... "I'm sorry you feel that way"

Don't be sorry for my emotions, be sorry for your actions that caused them.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"From the get-go. It’s the bloody start

Even worse, I came across someone recently, who typed “from the gecko”.

That must have given you a giggle though

I'm going to use from the gecko in my next meeting and see who notices

MrsAbz "

I wanted to cry, as the bloke in question does this sort of thing all the time. “I generally believe” instead of “genuinely” is a regular one of his, as is “I could be happier” when he means the opposite.

Seeing him extend his repertoire was too much …

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

“I’m not being funnaaayyyy”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lush ! Vile word "
lol thats just upset the majority of people living in Wales.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"From the get-go. It’s the bloody start

Even worse, I came across someone recently, who typed “from the gecko”. "

That's just wonderful!

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"From the get-go. It’s the bloody start

Even worse, I came across someone recently, who typed “from the gecko”.

That must have given you a giggle though

I'm going to use from the gecko in my next meeting and see who notices

MrsAbz

I wanted to cry, as the bloke in question does this sort of thing all the time. “I generally believe” instead of “genuinely” is a regular one of his, as is “I could be happier” when he means the opposite.

Seeing him extend his repertoire was too much … "

Haha he sounds hillarious. Guess it would be painful if I had to endure it everyday though.

I love funny, random, wrong sayings. They do make me smile

MrsAbz

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Alpha male

Why does that make you shudder ? Do you think that terminology means control over a woman ? Has fuck all to do with that .. an alpha male mentality is the success of any wealthy successful man because they don't doubt their capabilities or see anyone as a threat nothing can stop them .. if you was in a building on fire you'd be calling on that man

I'd be calling the fire brigade, I'm sure they're better equipped."

Maybe he was trying to hint that he is in the fire brigade..

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"There some sayings that when I read or hear them I can’t help but shudder

Sucks like a dyson

Turned my legs to jelly

The worst imho,

Can breathe through my ears!!

Any others?

"

Eating ass/pussy

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner


"Alpha male

Why does that make you shudder ? Do you think that terminology means control over a woman ? Has fuck all to do with that .. an alpha male mentality is the success of any wealthy successful man because they don't doubt their capabilities or see anyone as a threat nothing can stop them .. if you was in a building on fire you'd be calling on that man "

That’s an interesting take because there are a lot of very successful men (and women) who seriously doubt their own abilities despite any evidence to the contrary.

I’ve also met a lot of over confident people, some of whom were in positions that could get people killed.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Balls need emptying/who wants my load.

Heavy cummer

Mmmmmmmmmm

Hun/baby/princess

"

All of the above are vile *shudder*

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester


"

Maybe he was trying to hint that he is in the fire brigade.."

Hearing the term "Alpha Male" certainly put out my fire

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By *RWoodyCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Do you want an Alpha male" -

No. No I don't thanks.

Strangely, when I read the term "Alpha male" I just hear the voice of Sir David Attenborough...

J x

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"

Maybe he was trying to hint that he is in the fire brigade..

Hearing the term "Alpha Male" certainly put out my fire "

"I'm the dommiest of the dom doms you'd ever be lucky enough to be dommed by."

Sometimes the bloke doth protest too much.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

When people use the word panties, really are we still at school.

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By *ix69Man
over a year ago

Nottingham


"No-homo"

This. As if by saying that it makes what you’ve just said sound any less gay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When people use the word panties, really are we still at school."

Oh yeah that's bad but it's nowhere near as bad as "knickers"...*shudders*.

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

‘Suited and booted’ always sets my teeth on edge.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester


"

"I'm the dommiest of the dom doms you'd ever be lucky enough to be dommed by."

Sometimes the bloke doth protest too much."

Only "Twu Doms" used Rubber Chickens, though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People seem to have an issue with ‘alpha male’ but not ‘bull’. Seems strange to me!

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal


"People seem to have an issue with ‘alpha male’ but not ‘bull’. Seems strange to me! "

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The lady & her needs comes first always"....then you realise he comes first always & is so selfish in bed ....so he actually totally contradicted himself & behaved in the exact opposite way ....

True Story....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not long til [insert some banal event name] say hi if you’re going.

The event name is somewhat immaterial as it’s people looking for recreational sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alpha male

Why does that make you shudder ? Do you think that terminology means control over a woman ? Has fuck all to do with that .. an alpha male mentality is the success of any wealthy successful man because they don't doubt their capabilities or see anyone as a threat nothing can stop them .. if you was in a building on fire you'd be calling on that man

That’s an interesting take because there are a lot of very successful men (and women) who seriously doubt their own abilities despite any evidence to the contrary.

I’ve also met a lot of over confident people, some of whom were in positions that could get people killed."

Perhaps read Eisenhower’s autobiography and the chapter on the lead up to and the order to initiate the D day landings.

Possibly one of the most assertive and direct officers in the Second World War. He states that anyone who makes decisions of what ever magnitude who does not have some self doubt or thought for the consequences is a fool.

I would put the likes of Boris, Farrage and Truss in the fool category!

Assertiveness should not be mixed up with stupidity.

As for the Dom / Sub thing in the bedroom it’s not my gig at all but each to their own and if it provides for pleasure of the flesh then crack on (pun most definitely intended)

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By *ix69Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

“Ick”

That word gives me the ick!

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"‘Suited and booted’ always sets my teeth on edge."

I can only think of one person who uses that expression but although I only see him infrequently, he is almost certain to use it when recounting his sexual adventures.

He used to get up to a lot of things while dressed smartly for work. I've only ever seen him wearing a towel!

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Why does everything nowadays have to be "Lishly"?

I ask that as someone who majored in English lishture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alpha male

Why does that make you shudder ? Do you think that terminology means control over a woman ? Has fuck all to do with that .. an alpha male mentality is the success of any wealthy successful man because they don't doubt their capabilities or see anyone as a threat nothing can stop them .. if you was in a building on fire you'd be calling on that man "

Andrew, is that you?

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
over a year ago

The Side of the Mersey


"People seem to have an issue with ‘alpha male’ but not ‘bull’. Seems strange to me! "

To be honest, bull makes me cringe. Especially when I see some of the profiles claiming to be a “bull”

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"People seem to have an issue with ‘alpha male’ but not ‘bull’. Seems strange to me!

To be honest, bull makes me cringe. Especially when I see some of the profiles claiming to be a “bull”

"

I have seen a few profiles where a woman claims to be a cow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bed was soaking.......

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

Anything to do with feet

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By *ourtney CocksWoman
over a year ago

fabland


"Lush ! Vile word lol thats just upset the majority of people living in Wales."
I’m Welsh & not fussed on that word either

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Anything to do with feet "

You must be a pedophobe, then!

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"People seem to have an issue with ‘alpha male’ but not ‘bull’. Seems strange to me! "

They're not the same thing.

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By *entleman.kMan
over a year ago

close by

Professional? Wtf.

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

The word bae

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Professional? Wtf. "

We get message off “professional gentlemen”

Which is ironic because not a single one has any manners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People seem to have an issue with ‘alpha male’ but not ‘bull’. Seems strange to me! "

We call bullshit on them both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People seem to have an issue with ‘alpha male’ but not ‘bull’. Seems strange to me! "

Toxic femininity for ya

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By *entleman.kMan
over a year ago

close by


"Professional? Wtf.

We get message off “professional gentlemen”

Which is ironic because not a single one has any manners."
what are they describing,their job description or having sex? If it's the later,would they be charging for it?

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