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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Answers underneath please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I'll try to carry the burden and just slag it up some more.

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

We aren't! We just know who we have no interest in at all

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Sorry, I'll try to carry the burden and just slag it up some more."

You’re a star. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Answers underneath please "

It’s the men’s fault.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

The answer lies within wo- men

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Probably the hormones

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

Women here are very nice....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

They're not getting enough cock.

Even the lesbians.

Especially the lesbians.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Sorry, I'll try to carry the burden and just slag it up some more."

In

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Fuck wit Friday is back I see

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"They're not getting enough cock.

Even the lesbians.

Especially the lesbians."

Take this one. I've offered to suck her toes so many times and not once has she acknowledged it.

GET SOME COCK.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Maybe because men were more interested in football. So women just found another hobby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're not getting enough cock pics in our inboxes

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"We're not getting enough cock pics in our inboxes "

Well you heard her, fill her inbox

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I just did

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington


"Answers underneath please "
probably all the stress of having to plan everything for the fat man in the red suit turning up next month all the prezzies all the food drink ,, very few hubbies get involved and help out with any of it,,

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"We're not getting enough cock pics in our inboxes "

I bet you do now!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

We're not. Some men on here just think that "no, I won't have sex with you" is a reflection on the woman's personality or preferences rather than just the fact that she doesn't want to have sex with that particular man.

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"We're not getting enough cock pics in our inboxes "

That’s young people today for you.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood


"Answers underneath please "

I agree OP - they all have their knickers in a bunch about finding blokes attractive - fk that.. it’s a swinging site… they shouldn’t be wearing knickers in the first place!!

Ladies… get a grip and next time you get a message off a guy - just do the decent thing and answer with a date/time they get to use you like a human wank sock

Glad that’s sorted!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"We're not getting enough cock pics in our inboxes

I bet you do now!"

God bless filters

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Wow, I'm just going to get a family sized bag of popcorn and watch the comments

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By *aribbean King 1985Man
over a year ago

South West London

Not all of them but 90% of the women are uptight and picky but yet end up with men who are not their usual type

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands


"Sorry, I'll try to carry the burden and just slag it up some more."

All about taking one for the team. Thank you, much appreciated

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"Answers underneath please "

How to end your fab career 101.

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey

Going to watch this one, it should be hilarious, Mrs x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Answers underneath please

I agree OP - they all have their knickers in a bunch about finding blokes attractive - fk that.. it’s a swinging site… they shouldn’t be wearing knickers in the first place!!

Ladies… get a grip and next time you get a message off a guy - just do the decent thing and answer with a date/time they get to use you like a human wank sock

Glad that’s sorted!!! "

I've had far too many messages like that in the past.

Nothing turns me on more than knowing that I'm a vaguely better set of holes than the crusty unwashed socks with the elastic wearing out.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"We're not getting enough cock pics in our inboxes

I bet you do now!

God bless filters "

I'd like to point out I haven't sent her one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"….

Ladies… get a grip and next time you get a message off a guy - just do the decent thing and answer with a date/time they get to use you like a human wank sock

Glad that’s sorted!!! "

A human wank sock? how do I get that in my washing machine?

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey


"Wow, I'm just going to get a family sized bag of popcorn and watch the comments "
Oh popcorn, budge up and make room for a little one, Mrs x

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Sorry, I'll try to carry the burden and just slag it up some more.

All about taking one for the team. Thank you, much appreciated "

Anything to make this one more sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're not getting enough cock pics in our inboxes

Well you heard her, fill her inbox "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious..

Another post about the same thing.. funny that .. :-/ ..

Just leave a private note on their profile to remind you not to message or bother and move on. Sometimes it's hard to remember if they change pictures or username.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Wow, I'm just going to get a family sized bag of popcorn and watch the comments "

Oi - pass us some of that...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"We're not getting enough cock pics in our inboxes

I bet you do now!

God bless filters

I'd like to point out I haven't sent her one! "

Oh no. I just think that some people will take that as an invitation, and as a woman posting in this thread, I'm delighted that anyone who tries will be unable to send me anything

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington


"Sorry, I'll try to carry the burden and just slag it up some more."

Thank you for your service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that’s the op well and truly cock blocking himself

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"We're not getting enough cock pics in our inboxes

Well you heard her, fill her inbox

"

What's the plural for cock pics? Gaggle of geese, a murder of crows. Going to have a think, whilst you deal with the deluge

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Answers underneath please "

You know, if you're tired of being rejected by all the women, I'd like to point out that there are a fair number of tgirls on the site who would be more than happy to reject you, too. Give them a chance.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"We're not getting enough cock pics in our inboxes

Well you heard her, fill her inbox

What's the plural for cock pics? Gaggle of geese, a murder of crows. Going to have a think, whilst you deal with the deluge "

cumbucket of cocks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're not getting enough cock pics in our inboxes

Well you heard her, fill her inbox

What's the plural for cock pics? Gaggle of geese, a murder of crows. Going to have a think, whilst you deal with the deluge

cumbucket of cocks?"

A collection of the unwanted dregs

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"We're not getting enough cock pics in our inboxes

Well you heard her, fill her inbox

What's the plural for cock pics? Gaggle of geese, a murder of crows. Going to have a think, whilst you deal with the deluge

cumbucket of cocks?"

A thicket.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"We're not getting enough cock pics in our inboxes

Well you heard her, fill her inbox

What's the plural for cock pics? Gaggle of geese, a murder of crows. Going to have a think, whilst you deal with the deluge

cumbucket of cocks?

A collection of the unwanted dregs "

harsh

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"We're not getting enough cock pics in our inboxes

Well you heard her, fill her inbox

What's the plural for cock pics? Gaggle of geese, a murder of crows. Going to have a think, whilst you deal with the deluge

cumbucket of cocks?

A thicket. "

but what if they've shaved?

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

The forum women have been there and done it they aren't really interested in meeting and are not really interested in you ce la vie, they are mostly here to waste time in forums and get all upetty when you post something they disapprove of and their are many topics they disapprove of eg

Meeting someone you recognise off here in the street

Cheating on your partner

Meeting whilst intoxicated

Cyclists

Asking for advice on profile when you've got no pics and no write up

Trying to get around blocks by messaging in forums a definite no no

Breeding

Mysogony

Cock pics

What do you say in first message?

Etc etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're not getting enough cock pics in our inboxes

Well you heard her, fill her inbox

What's the plural for cock pics? Gaggle of geese, a murder of crows. Going to have a think, whilst you deal with the deluge

cumbucket of cocks?

A thicket.

but what if they've shaved?"

A thinnet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The forum women have been there and done it they aren't really interested in meeting and are not really interested in you ce la vie, they are mostly here to waste time in forums and get all upetty when you post something they disapprove of and their are many topics they disapprove of eg

Meeting someone you recognise off here in the street

Cheating on your partner

Meeting whilst intoxicated

Cyclists

Asking for advice on profile when you've got no pics and no write up

Trying to get around blocks by messaging in forums a definite no no

Breeding

Mysogony

Cock pics

What do you say in first message?

Etc etc etc "

Yay Fred wins

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The forum women have been there and done it they aren't really interested in meeting and are not really interested in you ce la vie, they are mostly here to waste time in forums and get all upetty when you post something they disapprove of and their are many topics they disapprove of eg

Meeting someone you recognise off here in the street

Cheating on your partner

Meeting whilst intoxicated

Cyclists

Asking for advice on profile when you've got no pics and no write up

Trying to get around blocks by messaging in forums a definite no no

Breeding

Mysogony

Cock pics

What do you say in first message?

Etc etc etc "

Uppity

My god that word is always such a tell

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"The forum women have been there and done it they aren't really interested in meeting and are not really interested in you ce la vie, they are mostly here to waste time in forums and get all upetty when you post something they disapprove of and their are many topics they disapprove of eg

Meeting someone you recognise off here in the street

Cheating on your partner

Meeting whilst intoxicated

Cyclists

Asking for advice on profile when you've got no pics and no write up

Trying to get around blocks by messaging in forums a definite no no

Breeding

Mysogony

Cock pics

What do you say in first message?

Etc etc etc

Yay Fred wins "

knew i would, right said Fred

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"We're not getting enough cock pics in our inboxes

Well you heard her, fill her inbox

What's the plural for cock pics? Gaggle of geese, a murder of crows. Going to have a think, whilst you deal with the deluge

cumbucket of cocks?"

A flock of phalluses?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Do your own research as it's been going on a very long time...

The world's oldest known dildo is a siltstone 20-centimeter phallus from the Upper Palaeolithic period 30,000 years ago that was found in Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm Germany. Findings of the archaeologists show that ancient Egyptians used dildos 2500 years ago. Also these sex toys were used by ancient Greeks.

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea


"We're not getting enough cock pics in our inboxes "

You only have to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The forum women have been there and done it they aren't really interested in meeting and are not really interested in you ce la vie, they are mostly here to waste time in forums and get all upetty when you post something they disapprove of and their are many topics they disapprove of eg

Meeting someone you recognise off here in the street

Cheating on your partner

Meeting whilst intoxicated

Cyclists

Asking for advice on profile when you've got no pics and no write up

Trying to get around blocks by messaging in forums a definite no no

Breeding

Mysogony

Cock pics

What do you say in first message?

Etc etc etc

Yay Fred wins knew i would, right said Fred "

Tomorrow fred is learning about sarcasm

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"We're not getting enough cock pics in our inboxes

Well you heard her, fill her inbox

What's the plural for cock pics? Gaggle of geese, a murder of crows. Going to have a think, whilst you deal with the deluge

cumbucket of cocks?

A flock of phalluses? "

I'm now wondering how to combine the collective noun for penis with "last chicken in the shop"

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"Answers underneath please

You know, if you're tired of being rejected by all the women, I'd like to point out that there are a fair number of tgirls on the site who would be more than happy to reject you, too. Give them a chance. "

That made me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choosey floozys.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"The forum women have been there and done it they aren't really interested in meeting and are not really interested in you ce la vie, they are mostly here to waste time in forums and get all upetty when you post something they disapprove of and their are many topics they disapprove of eg

Meeting someone you recognise off here in the street

Cheating on your partner

Meeting whilst intoxicated

Cyclists

Asking for advice on profile when you've got no pics and no write up

Trying to get around blocks by messaging in forums a definite no no

Breeding

Mysogony

Cock pics

What do you say in first message?

Etc etc etc

Yay Fred wins knew i would, right said Fred

Tomorrow fred is learning about sarcasm "

Omg I'm not am i i thought i learnt it all from you

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Do your own research as it's been going on a very long time...

The world's oldest known dildo is a siltstone 20-centimeter phallus from the Upper Palaeolithic period 30,000 years ago that was found in Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm Germany. Findings of the archaeologists show that ancient Egyptians used dildos 2500 years ago. Also these sex toys were used by ancient Greeks. "

I believe in Athens dildos were made of leather

I vividly remember the first time I did a spit take in a lecture, it was when my former supervisor put up a picture of a Greek pot with a porne (cheap sex worker - there was a different word for a high class sex worker) crawling into a basket of dildos. (Fucker lived for making us spit take )

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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago

belfast


"Answers underneath please "

Maybe for the same reason so many men are self entitled and disrespectful

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"Do your own research as it's been going on a very long time...

The world's oldest known dildo is a siltstone 20-centimeter phallus from the Upper Palaeolithic period 30,000 years ago that was found in Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm Germany. Findings of the archaeologists show that ancient Egyptians used dildos 2500 years ago. Also these sex toys were used by ancient Greeks.

I believe in Athens dildos were made of leather

I vividly remember the first time I did a spit take in a lecture, it was when my former supervisor put up a picture of a Greek pot with a porne (cheap sex worker - there was a different word for a high class sex worker) crawling into a basket of dildos. (Fucker lived for making us spit take )"

Blimey what were you studying!!

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
over a year ago

London

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"We're not getting enough cock pics in our inboxes

Well you heard her, fill her inbox

What's the plural for cock pics? Gaggle of geese, a murder of crows. Going to have a think, whilst you deal with the deluge

cumbucket of cocks?

A flock of phalluses?

I'm now wondering how to combine the collective noun for penis with "last chicken in the shop""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry OP.

Us ladies will go have a meeting to talk about how we should be better and not turn men down

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Do your own research as it's been going on a very long time...

The world's oldest known dildo is a siltstone 20-centimeter phallus from the Upper Palaeolithic period 30,000 years ago that was found in Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm Germany. Findings of the archaeologists show that ancient Egyptians used dildos 2500 years ago. Also these sex toys were used by ancient Greeks.

I believe in Athens dildos were made of leather

I vividly remember the first time I did a spit take in a lecture, it was when my former supervisor put up a picture of a Greek pot with a porne (cheap sex worker - there was a different word for a high class sex worker) crawling into a basket of dildos. (Fucker lived for making us spit take )

Blimey what were you studying!!"

Ancient history. lol

The first time I met one of his friends from when he was a student, their first question to me was "is A still working on filth?"

Yes. He was. And he roared with laughter when I relayed that to him.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"We're not getting enough cock pics in our inboxes

Well you heard her, fill her inbox

What's the plural for cock pics? Gaggle of geese, a murder of crows. Going to have a think, whilst you deal with the deluge

cumbucket of cocks?

A thicket.

but what if they've shaved?"

A thinet?

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
over a year ago

London

Well done to come here to complain. The Forum is, without a doubt and widely known, the nest of the sweetest and the most submissive women of Fab. Always willing to please.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"We're not getting enough cock pics in our inboxes

Well you heard her, fill her inbox

What's the plural for cock pics? Gaggle of geese, a murder of crows. Going to have a think, whilst you deal with the deluge

cumbucket of cocks?

A thicket.

but what if they've shaved?

A thinnet "

Oh bugger, I didn't see this before I answered. Now I just look stupid. Thanks Fluffy!

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I was just popping in as I thought this said why are so many woman tight!

Then I realised it was another complaining…yawn!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"We're not getting enough cock pics in our inboxes

Well you heard her, fill her inbox

What's the plural for cock pics? Gaggle of geese, a murder of crows. Going to have a think, whilst you deal with the deluge "

It's an oozing. As in "I received an oozing of cock pics in my inbox this morning".

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"We're not getting enough cock pics in our inboxes

Well you heard her, fill her inbox

What's the plural for cock pics? Gaggle of geese, a murder of crows. Going to have a think, whilst you deal with the deluge

cumbucket of cocks?"

I think a castration of cocks is apt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're not getting enough cock pics in our inboxes

Well you heard her, fill her inbox

What's the plural for cock pics? Gaggle of geese, a murder of crows. Going to have a think, whilst you deal with the deluge

cumbucket of cocks?

A thicket.

but what if they've shaved?

A thinnet

Oh bugger, I didn't see this before I answered. Now I just look stupid. Thanks Fluffy! "

2 votes, that’s settled

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Sorry, I'll try to carry the burden and just slag it up some more."

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"We're not getting enough cock pics in our inboxes

Well you heard her, fill her inbox

What's the plural for cock pics? Gaggle of geese, a murder of crows. Going to have a think, whilst you deal with the deluge

cumbucket of cocks?

I think a castration of cocks is apt lol"

Only if they've really pissed us off

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"We're not getting enough cock pics in our inboxes

Well you heard her, fill her inbox

What's the plural for cock pics? Gaggle of geese, a murder of crows. Going to have a think, whilst you deal with the deluge

It's an oozing. As in "I received an oozing of cock pics in my inbox this morning"."

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"We're not getting enough cock pics in our inboxes

Well you heard her, fill her inbox

What's the plural for cock pics? Gaggle of geese, a murder of crows. Going to have a think, whilst you deal with the deluge

cumbucket of cocks?

I think a castration of cocks is apt lol

Only if they've really pissed us off "

Surely that's most of the time

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

God this thread is filling up faster than I would you.

Yes you.

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By *ennyleeeWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Just tired of guys who havnt the first clue about women, unfortunately most of you, I would say 90% of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They aren’t upright

They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would

Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys.

They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They aren’t upright

They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would

Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys.

They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better "

Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They aren’t upright

They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would

Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys.

They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better

Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7."

What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"They aren’t upright

They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would

Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys.

They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better

Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7.

What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s!"

It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit.

If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They aren’t upright

They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would

Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys.

They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better

Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7.

What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s!

It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit.

If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby."

It's pretty audacious to even suggest I could provide advice.

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By *ennyleeeWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm not interested as I have the best husband in the world, I do all this for him. Funny most of the guys on here are that I end up chatting to are 60 plus some in their 70s, they have far more manners and probably respect women more.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"They aren’t upright

They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would

Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys.

They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better "

Erm what about us who are in meaningful relationships with a rather handsome chap. Who use a swinging site to actually swing I mean that would be a preposterous notion though wouldn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Answers underneath please

I agree OP - they all have their knickers in a bunch about finding blokes attractive - fk that.. it’s a swinging site… they shouldn’t be wearing knickers in the first place!!

Ladies… get a grip and next time you get a message off a guy - just do the decent thing and answer with a date/time they get to use you like a human wank sock

Glad that’s sorted!!! "

Ffs cracked up at that

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"They aren’t upright

They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would

Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys.

They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better "

And others make it either difficult or easier for them to decide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They aren’t upright

They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would

Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys.

They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better

Erm what about us who are in meaningful relationships with a rather handsome chap. Who use a swinging site to actually swing I mean that would be a preposterous notion though wouldn't it? "

I probably should have said “single women”

That’s why I didn’t include couples in there, but yes poorly written by me

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"They aren’t upright

They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would

Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys.

They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better

Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7.

What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s!

It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit.

If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby.

It's pretty audacious to even suggest I could provide advice."

I think he's saying that you let all the 10s run away, and therefore you're failing.

Nah. A nice night and then not having to deal with all of the bullshit he'd bring along with him? Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They aren’t upright

They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would

Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys.

They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better

Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7.

What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s!

It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit.

If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby."

That’s a pretty sad thing to hear. So if you met a really nice guy that you wouldn’t wanna try to maintain some kind on contact/relation with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They aren’t upright

They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would

Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys.

They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better

Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7.

What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s!

It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit.

If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby.

It's pretty audacious to even suggest I could provide advice.

I think he's saying that you let all the 10s run away, and therefore you're failing.

Nah. A nice night and then not having to deal with all of the bullshit he'd bring along with him? Perfect"

So I just got slagged off and didn't even realise it. Great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They aren’t upright

They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would

Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys.

They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better

Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7.

What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s!

It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit.

If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby.

It's pretty audacious to even suggest I could provide advice.

I think he's saying that you let all the 10s run away, and therefore you're failing.

Nah. A nice night and then not having to deal with all of the bullshit he'd bring along with him? Perfect

So I just got slagged off and didn't even realise it. Great."

Absolutely not. You read it perfectly, ignore the other poster. Some people have a constant negative view

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere


"Answers underneath please

Maybe for the same reason so many men are self entitled and disrespectful "

That is all that needs to be said lol

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"They aren’t upright

They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would

Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys.

They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better

Erm what about us who are in meaningful relationships with a rather handsome chap. Who use a swinging site to actually swing I mean that would be a preposterous notion though wouldn't it? "

Completely absurd! Didn't you know this is just where men come to pick out the next women to endure their cock?

Pay your membership and then its just like a sweetie shop. Pick whatever one you want and tada!

Honestly, these upitty women trying to bend the rules and make their own choices. Most audacious of them

MrsAbz

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Answers underneath please "

What do you think the answer is OP?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood


"….

Ladies… get a grip and next time you get a message off a guy - just do the decent thing and answer with a date/time they get to use you like a human wank sock

Glad that’s sorted!!!

A human wank sock? how do I get that in my washing machine? "

Dry clean only

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

If they're all so uptight with you, you could be the common factor op.

Especially if uptight means they don't wanna shag just anyone.

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By *inkyguyUKMan
over a year ago

worcester

I get yer Phil I mean you say your fun time so why so uptight. It's like girls nowadays you know go to the pub see a bird tell she's well fit slap her arse all a bit of fun and for some reason they get arsey. Noticed this more and more as I get older, not like the 1970s is it. No fun these women, seem to want respect and dignity. Tell you what mate I heard birds nowadays kind of want to actually fancy you, and like get turned on and stuff before you do them. I mean what's that all abaaattt

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"They aren’t upright

They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would

Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys.

They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better

Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7.

What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s!

It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit.

If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby.

That’s a pretty sad thing to hear. So if you met a really nice guy that you wouldn’t wanna try to maintain some kind on contact/relation with him"

Correct.

It's me getting what I want.

So, so sad. Won't somebody think of the men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They aren’t upright

They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would

Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys.

They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better

Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7.

What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s!

It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit.

If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby.

That’s a pretty sad thing to hear. So if you met a really nice guy that you wouldn’t wanna try to maintain some kind on contact/relation with him

Correct.

It's me getting what I want.

So, so sad. Won't somebody think of the men "

Wasn’t even thinking of the men, just seems really strange to only want one night stands, but to each their own

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"They aren’t upright

They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would

Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys.

They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better

Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7.

What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s!

It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit.

If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby.

That’s a pretty sad thing to hear. So if you met a really nice guy that you wouldn’t wanna try to maintain some kind on contact/relation with him

Correct.

It's me getting what I want.

So, so sad. Won't somebody think of the men

Wasn’t even thinking of the men, just seems really strange to only want one night stands, but to each their own "

I have friends I fuck sometimes. It's quite rich, actually. I'm exceedingly clear in my expectations and anyone who tries to overstep that gets plenty of warnings before I go scorched earth and block them.

That you frame it as sad says things about your preferences. Which are fine, they just don't mean anything in my experience.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I get yer Phil I mean you say your fun time so why so uptight. It's like girls nowadays you know go to the pub see a bird tell she's well fit slap her arse all a bit of fun and for some reason they get arsey. Noticed this more and more as I get older, not like the 1970s is it. No fun these women, seem to want respect and dignity. Tell you what mate I heard birds nowadays kind of want to actually fancy you, and like get turned on and stuff before you do them. I mean what's that all abaaattt"

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

This 1 filled up quick

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’m not. I couldn’t be less uptight. I don’t like many people though. Maybe you should define uptight op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They aren’t upright

They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would

Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys.

They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better

Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7.

What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s!

It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit.

If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby.

That’s a pretty sad thing to hear. So if you met a really nice guy that you wouldn’t wanna try to maintain some kind on contact/relation with him

Correct.

It's me getting what I want.

So, so sad. Won't somebody think of the men

Wasn’t even thinking of the men, just seems really strange to only want one night stands, but to each their own

I have friends I fuck sometimes. It's quite rich, actually. I'm exceedingly clear in my expectations and anyone who tries to overstep that gets plenty of warnings before I go scorched earth and block them.

That you frame it as sad says things about your preferences. Which are fine, they just don't mean anything in my experience."

Ohhh, so you do maintain some contact/relations

Your replies made me think you just fuck and chuck, 1 time use only kinda thing, which yeah sounded like a lot of effort/hassle, and kinda sad you’d ditch someone even if you had a good vibe

Crossed wires, hard to interpret your writing sometimes

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Is this the right thread for an argument?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are fighting over me….

No need. They should just form an orderly queue..

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"They aren’t upright

They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would

Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys.

They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better

Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7.

What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s!

It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit.

If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby.

That’s a pretty sad thing to hear. So if you met a really nice guy that you wouldn’t wanna try to maintain some kind on contact/relation with him

Correct.

It's me getting what I want.

So, so sad. Won't somebody think of the men "

I await the Christmas ad

*cue sad music with a black and white montage of Men with sad faces holding their limp dicks*

Ladies, stop being uppity and help a man this Christmas, your donation would mean so much.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Is this the right thread for an argument?"

Yeh

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Definition of uptight being?

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley


"Definition of uptight being? "

Basically any woman who won't shag him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the right thread for an argument?

Yeh"

Is this the ten minute argument or the full half hour?

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

Mrs4 is far from uptight she just thinks 90% of men on here behave and act like hormonally challenged teeenagers and so it's no mystery why they are single ? and going by our inbox she might be onto something and the brain isn't a optional extra either and should be the largest sex organ on anyone's body ? and treating females as mere pieces of meat for your own gratification is all rather outdated ?? and perhaps some men are a ickle little bit scared of a sexually confident female ? plus the near parade of knob pictures might have alot to do with it ?? who knows ?? it's a mystery why after just a fancy some fun/here's me knob message 99.9% of women don't just drop everything and ....?? worked for Mr4 28 odd years ago ? but he had a polaroid of his knob !!! xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incoming.... Pheewwwwww... Boooooooom.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"They aren’t upright

They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would

Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys.

They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better

Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7.

What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s!

It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit.

If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby.

That’s a pretty sad thing to hear. So if you met a really nice guy that you wouldn’t wanna try to maintain some kind on contact/relation with him

Correct.

It's me getting what I want.

So, so sad. Won't somebody think of the men

Wasn’t even thinking of the men, just seems really strange to only want one night stands, but to each their own

I have friends I fuck sometimes. It's quite rich, actually. I'm exceedingly clear in my expectations and anyone who tries to overstep that gets plenty of warnings before I go scorched earth and block them.

That you frame it as sad says things about your preferences. Which are fine, they just don't mean anything in my experience.

Ohhh, so you do maintain some contact/relations

Your replies made me think you just fuck and chuck, 1 time use only kinda thing, which yeah sounded like a lot of effort/hassle, and kinda sad you’d ditch someone even if you had a good vibe

Crossed wires, hard to interpret your writing sometimes "

If anyone came around who was perfect relationship material I'd scorch earth block them.

Friends are what I'm looking for. Some friends I read books with, others I fuck, some both, sort of thing.

We all have forum facades, developed for good reason (some more deliberately than others).

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"They aren’t upright

They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would

Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys.

They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better

Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7.

What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s!

It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit.

If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby.

That’s a pretty sad thing to hear. So if you met a really nice guy that you wouldn’t wanna try to maintain some kind on contact/relation with him

Correct.

It's me getting what I want.

So, so sad. Won't somebody think of the men

I await the Christmas ad

*cue sad music with a black and white montage of Men with sad faces holding their limp dicks*

Ladies, stop being uppity and help a man this Christmas, your donation would mean so much.

"

Dickensian costuming, grainy footage, looking through a window into a table laden with Christmas dinner and a woman lying in the middle, wearing nothing but a Santa hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Definition of uptight being? "

Bra is too tight

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Definition of uptight being?

Bra is too tight "

running bra

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood


"They aren’t upright

They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would

Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys.

They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better

Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7.

What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s!

It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit.

If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby.

That’s a pretty sad thing to hear. So if you met a really nice guy that you wouldn’t wanna try to maintain some kind on contact/relation with him

Correct.

It's me getting what I want.

So, so sad. Won't somebody think of the men

Wasn’t even thinking of the men, just seems really strange to only want one night stands, but to each their own

I have friends I fuck sometimes. It's quite rich, actually. I'm exceedingly clear in my expectations and anyone who tries to overstep that gets plenty of warnings before I go scorched earth and block them.

That you frame it as sad says things about your preferences. Which are fine, they just don't mean anything in my experience.

Ohhh, so you do maintain some contact/relations

Your replies made me think you just fuck and chuck, 1 time use only kinda thing, which yeah sounded like a lot of effort/hassle, and kinda sad you’d ditch someone even if you had a good vibe

Crossed wires, hard to interpret your writing sometimes

If anyone came around who was perfect relationship material I'd scorch earth block them.

Friends are what I'm looking for. Some friends I read books with, others I fuck, some both, sort of thing.

We all have forum facades, developed for good reason (some more deliberately than others). "

Im guessing you don’t read and fuck them at the same time because id find it difficult to focus on the process for doing an oil change on a 1992 Austin Allegro whilst fingering you and I don’t want your ‘O ring oil seal’ getting damaged in the process xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They aren’t upright

They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would

Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys.

They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better

Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7.

What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s!

It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit.

If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby.

That’s a pretty sad thing to hear. So if you met a really nice guy that you wouldn’t wanna try to maintain some kind on contact/relation with him

Correct.

It's me getting what I want.

So, so sad. Won't somebody think of the men

Wasn’t even thinking of the men, just seems really strange to only want one night stands, but to each their own

I have friends I fuck sometimes. It's quite rich, actually. I'm exceedingly clear in my expectations and anyone who tries to overstep that gets plenty of warnings before I go scorched earth and block them.

That you frame it as sad says things about your preferences. Which are fine, they just don't mean anything in my experience.

Ohhh, so you do maintain some contact/relations

Your replies made me think you just fuck and chuck, 1 time use only kinda thing, which yeah sounded like a lot of effort/hassle, and kinda sad you’d ditch someone even if you had a good vibe

Crossed wires, hard to interpret your writing sometimes

If anyone came around who was perfect relationship material I'd scorch earth block them.

Friends are what I'm looking for. Some friends I read books with, others I fuck, some both, sort of thing.

We all have forum facades, developed for good reason (some more deliberately than others). "

Crazy.

As long as your happy and enjoying it then it’s all that matters

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"They aren’t upright

They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would

Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys.

They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better

Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7.

What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s!

It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit.

If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby.

That’s a pretty sad thing to hear. So if you met a really nice guy that you wouldn’t wanna try to maintain some kind on contact/relation with him

Correct.

It's me getting what I want.

So, so sad. Won't somebody think of the men

Wasn’t even thinking of the men, just seems really strange to only want one night stands, but to each their own

I have friends I fuck sometimes. It's quite rich, actually. I'm exceedingly clear in my expectations and anyone who tries to overstep that gets plenty of warnings before I go scorched earth and block them.

That you frame it as sad says things about your preferences. Which are fine, they just don't mean anything in my experience.

Ohhh, so you do maintain some contact/relations

Your replies made me think you just fuck and chuck, 1 time use only kinda thing, which yeah sounded like a lot of effort/hassle, and kinda sad you’d ditch someone even if you had a good vibe

Crossed wires, hard to interpret your writing sometimes

If anyone came around who was perfect relationship material I'd scorch earth block them.

Friends are what I'm looking for. Some friends I read books with, others I fuck, some both, sort of thing.

We all have forum facades, developed for good reason (some more deliberately than others).

Im guessing you don’t read and fuck them at the same time because id find it difficult to focus on the process for doing an oil change on a 1992 Austin Allegro whilst fingering you and I don’t want your ‘O ring oil seal’ getting damaged in the process xxxx "

Good god no.

I once had a meet where we read and discussed politics while he recovered to go again. That was fun.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood


"They aren’t upright

They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would

Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys.

They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better

Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7.

What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s!

It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit.

If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby.

That’s a pretty sad thing to hear. So if you met a really nice guy that you wouldn’t wanna try to maintain some kind on contact/relation with him

Correct.

It's me getting what I want.

So, so sad. Won't somebody think of the men

Wasn’t even thinking of the men, just seems really strange to only want one night stands, but to each their own

I have friends I fuck sometimes. It's quite rich, actually. I'm exceedingly clear in my expectations and anyone who tries to overstep that gets plenty of warnings before I go scorched earth and block them.

That you frame it as sad says things about your preferences. Which are fine, they just don't mean anything in my experience.

Ohhh, so you do maintain some contact/relations

Your replies made me think you just fuck and chuck, 1 time use only kinda thing, which yeah sounded like a lot of effort/hassle, and kinda sad you’d ditch someone even if you had a good vibe

Crossed wires, hard to interpret your writing sometimes

If anyone came around who was perfect relationship material I'd scorch earth block them.

Friends are what I'm looking for. Some friends I read books with, others I fuck, some both, sort of thing.

We all have forum facades, developed for good reason (some more deliberately than others).

Im guessing you don’t read and fuck them at the same time because id find it difficult to focus on the process for doing an oil change on a 1992 Austin Allegro whilst fingering you and I don’t want your ‘O ring oil seal’ getting damaged in the process xxxx

Good god no.

I once had a meet where we read and discussed politics while he recovered to go again. That was fun."

Thats worked for me now and im not even there!! X

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"They aren’t upright

They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would

Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys.

They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better

Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7.

What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s!

It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit.

If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby.

That’s a pretty sad thing to hear. So if you met a really nice guy that you wouldn’t wanna try to maintain some kind on contact/relation with him

Correct.

It's me getting what I want.

So, so sad. Won't somebody think of the men

Wasn’t even thinking of the men, just seems really strange to only want one night stands, but to each their own

I have friends I fuck sometimes. It's quite rich, actually. I'm exceedingly clear in my expectations and anyone who tries to overstep that gets plenty of warnings before I go scorched earth and block them.

That you frame it as sad says things about your preferences. Which are fine, they just don't mean anything in my experience.

Ohhh, so you do maintain some contact/relations

Your replies made me think you just fuck and chuck, 1 time use only kinda thing, which yeah sounded like a lot of effort/hassle, and kinda sad you’d ditch someone even if you had a good vibe

Crossed wires, hard to interpret your writing sometimes

If anyone came around who was perfect relationship material I'd scorch earth block them.

Friends are what I'm looking for. Some friends I read books with, others I fuck, some both, sort of thing.

We all have forum facades, developed for good reason (some more deliberately than others).

Im guessing you don’t read and fuck them at the same time because id find it difficult to focus on the process for doing an oil change on a 1992 Austin Allegro whilst fingering you and I don’t want your ‘O ring oil seal’ getting damaged in the process xxxx

Good god no.

I once had a meet where we read and discussed politics while he recovered to go again. That was fun.

Thats worked for me now and im not even there!! X"

Hell yeah.

Think like drinking buddies or bowling buddies. Between drinking (ok maybe not) or bowling, you fuck. Fucking is fun. And friends are nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Answers underneath please "

Scampi Fries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha"

That’s class some would fuck a hole in the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha

That’s class some would fuck a hole in the road "

I would haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha"

My offer to take on absolutely every male still stands, except it is now revoked to this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha

That’s class some would fuck a hole in the road

I would haha"

Some women think it’s a dating site on here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha

My offer to take on absolutely every male still stands, except it is now revoked to this one. "

You smoke wouldn't touch ya sorry I have standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha

That’s class some would fuck a hole in the road

I would haha

Some women think it’s a dating site on here lol "

This guy's out, too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha

My offer to take on absolutely every male still stands, except it is now revoked to this one.

You smoke wouldn't touch ya sorry I have standards "

"You can't fire me, I quit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha

That’s class some would fuck a hole in the road

I would haha

Some women think it’s a dating site on here lol

This guy's out, too."

Better in than out

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit


"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha

That’s class some would fuck a hole in the road

I would haha

Some women think it’s a dating site on here lol "

As do some men too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha

My offer to take on absolutely every male still stands, except it is now revoked to this one.

You smoke wouldn't touch ya sorry I have standards

"You can't fire me, I quit""

What a shame!! NEXT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha

My offer to take on absolutely every male still stands, except it is now revoked to this one.

You smoke wouldn't touch ya sorry I have standards

"You can't fire me, I quit"

What a shame!! NEXT! "

(Crown emoji)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha

That’s class some would fuck a hole in the road

I would haha

Some women think it’s a dating site on here lol

As do some men too "

This just in naw, ones that have been pumped and dumped then take the hump

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Definition of uptight being?

Bra is too tight

running bra"

Couldn’t get it off, it’s a hat now?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood


"Definition of uptight being?

Bra is too tight

running bra

Couldn’t get it off, it’s a hat now? "

Is Tithead appropriate???

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By *tephanie63Woman
over a year ago

BRIDGWATER


"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha

That’s class some would fuck a hole in the road

I would haha

Some women think it’s a dating site on here lol "

Most men on dating sites think they are fuck only sites x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

because there is just not enough of you to go around as often as they'd like Phil. Treat them kindly when you get there.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Definition of uptight being?

Bra is too tight

running bra

Couldn’t get it off, it’s a hat now?

Is Tithead appropriate??? "

Why not? Sorry, not one for your inappropriate statuses.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha

That’s class some would fuck a hole in the road

I would haha

Some women think it’s a dating site on here lol "

You’re right. We should just wait on all fours at the front door, and send our addresses to every man who messages.

We could have a signal of sorts to say we’re available - maybe like, a red light or something?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha

That’s class some would fuck a hole in the road

I would haha

Some women think it’s a dating site on here lol

You’re right. We should just wait on all fours at the front door, and send our addresses to every man who messages.

We could have a signal of sorts to say we’re available - maybe like, a red light or something? "

It's amazing how many people are averse to communication.

Some people are looking for X, how dare they? They... told you this, so you can choose how to react to that. Rather than complaining, why not "what we're looking for isn't compatible, best of luck"?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha

That’s class some would fuck a hole in the road

I would haha

Some women think it’s a dating site on here lol

You’re right. We should just wait on all fours at the front door, and send our addresses to every man who messages.

We could have a signal of sorts to say we’re available - maybe like, a red light or something?

It's amazing how many people are averse to communication.

Some people are looking for X, how dare they? They... told you this, so you can choose how to react to that. Rather than complaining, why not "what we're looking for isn't compatible, best of luck"?"

Far too complicated.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Why are so many men on here dicks?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

because there is just not enough of you to go around as often as they'd like Phil. Treat them kindly when you get there.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"They aren’t upright

They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would

Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys.

They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better "

Oh this is pure gold.

J

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha

That’s class some would fuck a hole in the road

I would haha"

Why are you replying to yourself?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"They aren’t upright

They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would

Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys.

They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better

Oh this is pure gold.

J"

yup

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha

That’s class some would fuck a hole in the road

I would haha

Some women think it’s a dating site on here lol

You’re right. We should just wait on all fours at the front door, and send our addresses to every man who messages.

We could have a signal of sorts to say we’re available - maybe like, a red light or something?

It's amazing how many people are averse to communication.

Some people are looking for X, how dare they? They... told you this, so you can choose how to react to that. Rather than complaining, why not "what we're looking for isn't compatible, best of luck"?

Far too complicated. "

Same people who can't navigate this complain about things not being like they were in the old days... where you had to do this, too

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Why are so many men on here dicks?"

#notall

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By *C79Man
over a year ago

Caterham

I'm not sure what you are moaning about OP. Look at the amount of women who came here, read your thoughtful and thorough profile, looked at all the pictures of you looking dapper & appealing and have just submitted to the urge to slag it up just for you, you studmuffin. Sod it, I'm joining the queue too. Oof, you sexy devil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha

That’s class some would fuck a hole in the road

I would haha

Why are you replying to yourself? "

He's entitled too

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'm not sure what you are moaning about OP. Look at the amount of women who came here, read your thoughtful and thorough profile, looked at all the pictures of you looking dapper & appealing and have just submitted to the urge to slag it up just for you, you studmuffin. Sod it, I'm joining the queue too. Oof, you sexy devil."

I believe in miracles, where you from

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"Answers underneath please

I agree OP - they all have their knickers in a bunch about finding blokes attractive - fk that.. it’s a swinging site… they shouldn’t be wearing knickers in the first place!!

Ladies… get a grip and next time you get a message off a guy - just do the decent thing and answer with a date/time they get to use you like a human wank sock

Glad that’s sorted!!! "

Aye aye, sir

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

I think the more important question is why do you feel so entitled OP?

Don't think you'll have really done yourself any favours with this thread - I mean, did you think about what you had typed and how it might go down before posting it?

Attacking your target audience is never a smart move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta give it to OP. Really ruffled some feathers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Answers underneath please "

Oh Phil, not another?

Come on, chin up. I’m rooting for you. Be resilient.

Be a stronger better version of yourself.

Kind Regards

Stag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are so many men on here dicks?"

Speak for yourself….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't remember the exact moment I was put off men forever. I do appreciate the constant reminders of 'why' though.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I can't remember the exact moment I was put off men forever. I do appreciate the constant reminders of 'why' though. "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLJKoA7Edck

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
over a year ago

London or Bedford

[Removed by poster at 17/11/23 14:11:45]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't remember the exact moment I was put off men forever. I do appreciate the constant reminders of 'why' though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLJKoA7Edck"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popcorn ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they can.

Men outnumber men on Fab, so it gives license to be reeeeaaally picky. Much pickier than they’d be IRL.

And with so many messages coming in their Inbox constantly, it kinda dehumanises the opposite sex. We become just a number.

Add to that some men are...

Rude

Abusive

Entitled

Clueless "

And some men don't read profiles.

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
over a year ago

London or Bedford

Because they can.

Men outnumber women on Fab, so it gives license to be reeeeaaally picky. Much pickier than they’d be IRL.

And with so many messages coming in their Inbox constantly, it kinda dehumanises the opposite sex. We become just a number.

Add to that some men are...

Rude

Abusive

Entitled

Clueless

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I think everyone is a bit more uptight these days.

We just encounter people online who we might not do otherwise.

Unsurprisingly, we don’t always get on.

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
over a year ago

London or Bedford


"Because they can.

Men outnumber men on Fab, so it gives license to be reeeeaaally picky. Much pickier than they’d be IRL.

And with so many messages coming in their Inbox constantly, it kinda dehumanises the opposite sex. We become just a number.

Add to that some men are...

Rude

Abusive

Entitled

Clueless

And some men don't read profiles."

Some of us would do IF THEIR WAS SOMETHING TO READ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Answers underneath please "

It's not them, it's you

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

*there

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I think everyone is a bit more uptight these days.

We just encounter people online who we might not do otherwise.

Unsurprisingly, we don’t always get on. "

There's no room for common sense on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they can.

Men outnumber men on Fab, so it gives license to be reeeeaaally picky. Much pickier than they’d be IRL.

And with so many messages coming in their Inbox constantly, it kinda dehumanises the opposite sex. We become just a number.

Add to that some men are...

Rude

Abusive

Entitled

Clueless

And some men don't read profiles.

Some of us would do IF THEIR WAS SOMETHING TO READ "

Age range

Sexuality

Looking for (blank)

It's not difficult.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Answers underneath please

It's not them, it's you"

Some call an ambulance, we gotta burns victim!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Because they can.

Men outnumber men on Fab, so it gives license to be reeeeaaally picky. Much pickier than they’d be IRL.

And with so many messages coming in their Inbox constantly, it kinda dehumanises the opposite sex. We become just a number.

Add to that some men are...

Rude

Abusive

Entitled

Clueless

And some men don't read profiles.

Some of us would do IF THEIR WAS SOMETHING TO READ

Age range

Sexuality

Looking for (blank)

It's not difficult. "

Customisable option on Etsy

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Do your own research as it's been going on a very long time...

The world's oldest known dildo is a siltstone 20-centimeter phallus from the Upper Palaeolithic period 30,000 years ago that was found in Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm Germany. Findings of the archaeologists show that ancient Egyptians used dildos 2500 years ago. Also these sex toys were used by ancient Greeks.

I believe in Athens dildos were made of leather

I vividly remember the first time I did a spit take in a lecture, it was when my former supervisor put up a picture of a Greek pot with a porne (cheap sex worker - there was a different word for a high class sex worker) crawling into a basket of dildos. (Fucker lived for making us spit take )"

Your Oz education is vastly superior to the UK version

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

More needed like this?

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