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"Answers underneath please ![]() I agree OP - they all have their knickers in a bunch about finding blokes attractive - fk that.. it’s a swinging site… they shouldn’t be wearing knickers in the first place!! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Answers underneath please ![]() You know, if you're tired of being rejected by all the women, I'd like to point out that there are a fair number of tgirls on the site who would be more than happy to reject you, too. Give them a chance. ![]() | |||
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"The forum women have been there and done it they aren't really interested in meeting and are not really interested in you ce la vie, they are mostly here to waste time in forums and get all upetty when you post something they disapprove of and their are many topics they disapprove of eg Meeting someone you recognise off here in the street Cheating on your partner Meeting whilst intoxicated Cyclists Asking for advice on profile when you've got no pics and no write up Trying to get around blocks by messaging in forums a definite no no Breeding Mysogony Cock pics What do you say in first message? Etc etc etc " Yay Fred wins ![]() | |||
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"The forum women have been there and done it they aren't really interested in meeting and are not really interested in you ce la vie, they are mostly here to waste time in forums and get all upetty when you post something they disapprove of and their are many topics they disapprove of eg Meeting someone you recognise off here in the street Cheating on your partner Meeting whilst intoxicated Cyclists Asking for advice on profile when you've got no pics and no write up Trying to get around blocks by messaging in forums a definite no no Breeding Mysogony Cock pics What do you say in first message? Etc etc etc " Uppity ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"The forum women have been there and done it they aren't really interested in meeting and are not really interested in you ce la vie, they are mostly here to waste time in forums and get all upetty when you post something they disapprove of and their are many topics they disapprove of eg Meeting someone you recognise off here in the street Cheating on your partner Meeting whilst intoxicated Cyclists Asking for advice on profile when you've got no pics and no write up Trying to get around blocks by messaging in forums a definite no no Breeding Mysogony Cock pics What do you say in first message? Etc etc etc Yay Fred wins ![]() knew i would, right said Fred ![]() | |||
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"The forum women have been there and done it they aren't really interested in meeting and are not really interested in you ce la vie, they are mostly here to waste time in forums and get all upetty when you post something they disapprove of and their are many topics they disapprove of eg Meeting someone you recognise off here in the street Cheating on your partner Meeting whilst intoxicated Cyclists Asking for advice on profile when you've got no pics and no write up Trying to get around blocks by messaging in forums a definite no no Breeding Mysogony Cock pics What do you say in first message? Etc etc etc Yay Fred wins ![]() ![]() Tomorrow fred is learning about sarcasm ![]() | |||
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"The forum women have been there and done it they aren't really interested in meeting and are not really interested in you ce la vie, they are mostly here to waste time in forums and get all upetty when you post something they disapprove of and their are many topics they disapprove of eg Meeting someone you recognise off here in the street Cheating on your partner Meeting whilst intoxicated Cyclists Asking for advice on profile when you've got no pics and no write up Trying to get around blocks by messaging in forums a definite no no Breeding Mysogony Cock pics What do you say in first message? Etc etc etc Yay Fred wins ![]() ![]() ![]() Omg I'm not am i i thought i learnt it all from you ![]() | |||
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"Do your own research as it's been going on a very long time... The world's oldest known dildo is a siltstone 20-centimeter phallus from the Upper Palaeolithic period 30,000 years ago that was found in Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm Germany. Findings of the archaeologists show that ancient Egyptians used dildos 2500 years ago. Also these sex toys were used by ancient Greeks. ![]() I believe in Athens dildos were made of leather I vividly remember the first time I did a spit take in a lecture, it was when my former supervisor put up a picture of a Greek pot with a porne (cheap sex worker - there was a different word for a high class sex worker) crawling into a basket of dildos. (Fucker lived for making us spit take ![]() | |||
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"Do your own research as it's been going on a very long time... The world's oldest known dildo is a siltstone 20-centimeter phallus from the Upper Palaeolithic period 30,000 years ago that was found in Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm Germany. Findings of the archaeologists show that ancient Egyptians used dildos 2500 years ago. Also these sex toys were used by ancient Greeks. ![]() ![]() Blimey what were you studying!! | |||
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"Do your own research as it's been going on a very long time... The world's oldest known dildo is a siltstone 20-centimeter phallus from the Upper Palaeolithic period 30,000 years ago that was found in Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm Germany. Findings of the archaeologists show that ancient Egyptians used dildos 2500 years ago. Also these sex toys were used by ancient Greeks. ![]() ![]() Ancient history. lol The first time I met one of his friends from when he was a student, their first question to me was "is A still working on filth?" Yes. He was. And he roared with laughter when I relayed that to him. | |||
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"We're not getting enough cock pics in our inboxes Well you heard her, fill her inbox ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It's an oozing. As in "I received an oozing of cock pics in my inbox this morning". | |||
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"They aren’t upright They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys. They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better " Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7. | |||
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"They aren’t upright They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys. They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7." What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s! | |||
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"They aren’t upright They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys. They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7. What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s!" It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit. If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby. | |||
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"They aren’t upright They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys. They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7. What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s! It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit. If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby." It's pretty audacious to even suggest I could provide advice. | |||
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"They aren’t upright They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys. They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better " Erm what about us who are in meaningful relationships with a rather handsome chap. Who use a swinging site to actually swing I mean that would be a preposterous notion though wouldn't it? ![]() | |||
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"They aren’t upright They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys. They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better " And others make it either difficult or easier for them to decide | |||
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"They aren’t upright They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys. They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better Erm what about us who are in meaningful relationships with a rather handsome chap. Who use a swinging site to actually swing I mean that would be a preposterous notion though wouldn't it? ![]() I probably should have said “single women” That’s why I didn’t include couples in there, but yes poorly written by me | |||
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"They aren’t upright They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys. They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7. What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s! It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit. If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby. It's pretty audacious to even suggest I could provide advice." I think he's saying that you let all the 10s run away, and therefore you're failing. Nah. A nice night and then not having to deal with all of the bullshit he'd bring along with him? Perfect | |||
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"They aren’t upright They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys. They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7. What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s! It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit. If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby." That’s a pretty sad thing to hear. So if you met a really nice guy that you wouldn’t wanna try to maintain some kind on contact/relation with him | |||
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"They aren’t upright They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys. They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7. What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s! It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit. If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby. It's pretty audacious to even suggest I could provide advice. I think he's saying that you let all the 10s run away, and therefore you're failing. Nah. A nice night and then not having to deal with all of the bullshit he'd bring along with him? Perfect" So I just got slagged off and didn't even realise it. Great. | |||
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"They aren’t upright They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys. They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7. What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s! It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit. If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby. It's pretty audacious to even suggest I could provide advice. I think he's saying that you let all the 10s run away, and therefore you're failing. Nah. A nice night and then not having to deal with all of the bullshit he'd bring along with him? Perfect So I just got slagged off and didn't even realise it. Great." Absolutely not. You read it perfectly, ignore the other poster. Some people have a constant negative view | |||
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"They aren’t upright They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys. They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better Erm what about us who are in meaningful relationships with a rather handsome chap. Who use a swinging site to actually swing I mean that would be a preposterous notion though wouldn't it? ![]() Completely absurd! Didn't you know this is just where men come to pick out the next women to endure their cock? Pay your membership and then its just like a sweetie shop. Pick whatever one you want and tada! Honestly, these upitty women trying to bend the rules and make their own choices. Most audacious of them MrsAbz | |||
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"…. Ladies… get a grip and next time you get a message off a guy - just do the decent thing and answer with a date/time they get to use you like a human wank sock ![]() ![]() ![]() Dry clean only ![]() | |||
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"They aren’t upright They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys. They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7. What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s! It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit. If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby. That’s a pretty sad thing to hear. So if you met a really nice guy that you wouldn’t wanna try to maintain some kind on contact/relation with him" Correct. It's me getting what I want. So, so sad. Won't somebody think of the men ![]() | |||
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"They aren’t upright They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys. They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7. What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s! It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit. If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby. That’s a pretty sad thing to hear. So if you met a really nice guy that you wouldn’t wanna try to maintain some kind on contact/relation with him Correct. It's me getting what I want. So, so sad. Won't somebody think of the men ![]() Wasn’t even thinking of the men, just seems really strange to only want one night stands, but to each their own | |||
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"They aren’t upright They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys. They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7. What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s! It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit. If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby. That’s a pretty sad thing to hear. So if you met a really nice guy that you wouldn’t wanna try to maintain some kind on contact/relation with him Correct. It's me getting what I want. So, so sad. Won't somebody think of the men ![]() I have friends I fuck sometimes. It's quite rich, actually. I'm exceedingly clear in my expectations and anyone who tries to overstep that gets plenty of warnings before I go scorched earth and block them. That you frame it as sad says things about your preferences. Which are fine, they just don't mean anything in my experience. | |||
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"I get yer Phil I mean you say your fun time so why so uptight. It's like girls nowadays you know go to the pub see a bird tell she's well fit slap her arse all a bit of fun and for some reason they get arsey. Noticed this more and more as I get older, not like the 1970s is it. No fun these women, seem to want respect and dignity. Tell you what mate I heard birds nowadays kind of want to actually fancy you, and like get turned on and stuff before you do them. I mean what's that all abaaattt" ![]() | |||
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"They aren’t upright They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys. They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7. What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s! It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit. If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby. That’s a pretty sad thing to hear. So if you met a really nice guy that you wouldn’t wanna try to maintain some kind on contact/relation with him Correct. It's me getting what I want. So, so sad. Won't somebody think of the men ![]() Ohhh, so you do maintain some contact/relations Your replies made me think you just fuck and chuck, 1 time use only kinda thing, which yeah sounded like a lot of effort/hassle, and kinda sad you’d ditch someone even if you had a good vibe Crossed wires, hard to interpret your writing sometimes | |||
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"They aren’t upright They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys. They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7. What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s! It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit. If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby. That’s a pretty sad thing to hear. So if you met a really nice guy that you wouldn’t wanna try to maintain some kind on contact/relation with him Correct. It's me getting what I want. So, so sad. Won't somebody think of the men ![]() I await the Christmas ad *cue sad music with a black and white montage of Men with sad faces holding their limp dicks* Ladies, stop being uppity and help a man this Christmas, your donation would mean so much. ![]() | |||
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"Definition of uptight being? " Basically any woman who won't shag him! | |||
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"They aren’t upright They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys. They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7. What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s! It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit. If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby. That’s a pretty sad thing to hear. So if you met a really nice guy that you wouldn’t wanna try to maintain some kind on contact/relation with him Correct. It's me getting what I want. So, so sad. Won't somebody think of the men ![]() If anyone came around who was perfect relationship material I'd scorch earth block them. Friends are what I'm looking for. Some friends I read books with, others I fuck, some both, sort of thing. We all have forum facades, developed for good reason (some more deliberately than others). | |||
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"They aren’t upright They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys. They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7. What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s! It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit. If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby. That’s a pretty sad thing to hear. So if you met a really nice guy that you wouldn’t wanna try to maintain some kind on contact/relation with him Correct. It's me getting what I want. So, so sad. Won't somebody think of the men ![]() ![]() Dickensian costuming, grainy footage, looking through a window into a table laden with Christmas dinner and a woman lying in the middle, wearing nothing but a Santa hat. | |||
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"Definition of uptight being? " Bra is too tight | |||
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"They aren’t upright They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys. They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7. What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s! It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit. If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby. That’s a pretty sad thing to hear. So if you met a really nice guy that you wouldn’t wanna try to maintain some kind on contact/relation with him Correct. It's me getting what I want. So, so sad. Won't somebody think of the men ![]() Im guessing you don’t read and fuck them at the same time because id find it difficult to focus on the process for doing an oil change on a 1992 Austin Allegro whilst fingering you and I don’t want your ‘O ring oil seal’ getting damaged in the process xxxx ![]() | |||
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"They aren’t upright They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys. They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7. What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s! It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit. If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby. That’s a pretty sad thing to hear. So if you met a really nice guy that you wouldn’t wanna try to maintain some kind on contact/relation with him Correct. It's me getting what I want. So, so sad. Won't somebody think of the men ![]() Crazy. As long as your happy and enjoying it then it’s all that matters | |||
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"They aren’t upright They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys. They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7. What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s! It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit. If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby. That’s a pretty sad thing to hear. So if you met a really nice guy that you wouldn’t wanna try to maintain some kind on contact/relation with him Correct. It's me getting what I want. So, so sad. Won't somebody think of the men ![]() ![]() Good god no. I once had a meet where we read and discussed politics while he recovered to go again. That was fun. | |||
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"They aren’t upright They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys. They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7. What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s! It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit. If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby. That’s a pretty sad thing to hear. So if you met a really nice guy that you wouldn’t wanna try to maintain some kind on contact/relation with him Correct. It's me getting what I want. So, so sad. Won't somebody think of the men ![]() ![]() Thats worked for me now and im not even there!! X | |||
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"They aren’t upright They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys. They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better Speak for yourself. I'm pulling 10s 24/7. What would your say to the women just above that says 90% are useless? Give her some tips on finding and retaining these 10s! It's a swinging site. I'm not interested in retaining shit. If I wanted the benefits of having a man around the house, I'd have a baby. That’s a pretty sad thing to hear. So if you met a really nice guy that you wouldn’t wanna try to maintain some kind on contact/relation with him Correct. It's me getting what I want. So, so sad. Won't somebody think of the men ![]() ![]() Hell yeah. Think like drinking buddies or bowling buddies. Between drinking (ok maybe not) or bowling, you fuck. Fucking is fun. And friends are nice. | |||
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"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha" That’s class some would fuck a hole in the road ![]() | |||
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"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha That’s class some would fuck a hole in the road ![]() I would haha | |||
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"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha" My offer to take on absolutely every male still stands, except it is now revoked to this one. | |||
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"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha That’s class some would fuck a hole in the road ![]() Some women think it’s a dating site on here lol ![]() | |||
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"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha My offer to take on absolutely every male still stands, except it is now revoked to this one. " You smoke wouldn't touch ya sorry I have standards ![]() | |||
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"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha That’s class some would fuck a hole in the road ![]() ![]() This guy's out, too. | |||
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"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha My offer to take on absolutely every male still stands, except it is now revoked to this one. You smoke wouldn't touch ya sorry I have standards ![]() "You can't fire me, I quit" | |||
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"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha That’s class some would fuck a hole in the road ![]() ![]() Better in than out ![]() | |||
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"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha That’s class some would fuck a hole in the road ![]() ![]() As do some men too | |||
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"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha My offer to take on absolutely every male still stands, except it is now revoked to this one. You smoke wouldn't touch ya sorry I have standards ![]() What a shame!! NEXT! | |||
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"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha My offer to take on absolutely every male still stands, except it is now revoked to this one. You smoke wouldn't touch ya sorry I have standards ![]() (Crown emoji) | |||
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"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha That’s class some would fuck a hole in the road ![]() ![]() This just in naw, ones that have been pumped and dumped then take the hump ![]() | |||
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"Definition of uptight being? Bra is too tight running bra" Couldn’t get it off, it’s a hat now? ![]() | |||
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"Definition of uptight being? Bra is too tight running bra Couldn’t get it off, it’s a hat now? ![]() Is Tithead appropriate??? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha That’s class some would fuck a hole in the road ![]() ![]() Most men on dating sites think they are fuck only sites x | |||
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"Definition of uptight being? Bra is too tight running bra Couldn’t get it off, it’s a hat now? ![]() ![]() ![]() Why not? Sorry, not one for your inappropriate statuses. | |||
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"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha That’s class some would fuck a hole in the road ![]() ![]() You’re right. We should just wait on all fours at the front door, and send our addresses to every man who messages. We could have a signal of sorts to say we’re available - maybe like, a red light or something? | |||
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"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha That’s class some would fuck a hole in the road ![]() ![]() It's amazing how many people are averse to communication. Some people are looking for X, how dare they? They... told you this, so you can choose how to react to that. Rather than complaining, why not "what we're looking for isn't compatible, best of luck"? | |||
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"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha That’s class some would fuck a hole in the road ![]() ![]() Far too complicated. | |||
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"They aren’t upright They just have more options than they know what to do with and are acting like anyone else would Despite what the site might tell you, most women on here struggle maintaining meaningful relationships in real life with attractive guys. They aren’t uptight, they’re struggling like everyone else, just hiding it better " Oh this is pure gold. ![]() | |||
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"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha That’s class some would fuck a hole in the road ![]() Why are you replying to yourself? ![]() | |||
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"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha That’s class some would fuck a hole in the road ![]() ![]() Same people who can't navigate this complain about things not being like they were in the old days... where you had to do this, too ![]() | |||
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"Why are so many men on here dicks?" #notall ![]() | |||
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"Because they have tits and a vagina and men ain't too fussy where they stick their nob = 3s thinking they are 10s haha That’s class some would fuck a hole in the road ![]() ![]() He's entitled too ![]() | |||
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"I'm not sure what you are moaning about OP. Look at the amount of women who came here, read your thoughtful and thorough profile, looked at all the pictures of you looking dapper & appealing and have just submitted to the urge to slag it up just for you, you studmuffin. Sod it, I'm joining the queue too. Oof, you sexy devil." I believe in miracles, where you from | |||
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"Answers underneath please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Aye aye, sir | |||
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"Answers underneath please ![]() Oh Phil, not another? Come on, chin up. I’m rooting for you. Be resilient. Be a stronger better version of yourself. Kind Regards Stag | |||
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"Why are so many men on here dicks?" Speak for yourself…. ![]() | |||
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"I can't remember the exact moment I was put off men forever. I do appreciate the constant reminders of 'why' though. ![]() https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLJKoA7Edck | |||
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"I can't remember the exact moment I was put off men forever. I do appreciate the constant reminders of 'why' though. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Because they can. ![]() And some men don't read profiles. | |||
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"Because they can. ![]() Some of us would do IF THEIR WAS SOMETHING TO READ ![]() | |||
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"Answers underneath please ![]() It's not them, it's you | |||
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"I think everyone is a bit more uptight these days. We just encounter people online who we might not do otherwise. Unsurprisingly, we don’t always get on. " There's no room for common sense on here ![]() | |||
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"Because they can. ![]() ![]() Age range Sexuality Looking for (blank) It's not difficult. ![]() | |||
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"Answers underneath please ![]() Some call an ambulance, we gotta burns victim! | |||
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"Because they can. ![]() ![]() ![]() Customisable option on Etsy | |||
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"Do your own research as it's been going on a very long time... The world's oldest known dildo is a siltstone 20-centimeter phallus from the Upper Palaeolithic period 30,000 years ago that was found in Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm Germany. Findings of the archaeologists show that ancient Egyptians used dildos 2500 years ago. Also these sex toys were used by ancient Greeks. ![]() ![]() Your Oz education is vastly superior to the UK version ![]() | |||
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