FabSwingers.com forum: I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy

By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

I hear a lot of people say "I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy"

What WOULD you wish on your worst enemy?

Personally, I'd like every traffic light they approached to turn red.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

A day with me

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"A day with me

That's low! You're evil Nora.

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By *rstar87Man
over a year ago

Chelmsley Wood (Brum)

Bird shitting on them daily

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

For it to rain every time they've put their washing out

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time they step outside to find that they have firmly planted their shoe in dog shit - ideally for them to step outside barefoot and do the same.

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Back injury like I had

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

4 flat tyres on their car every single day. That's just for starters.I could say much worse but I'll refrain.

Ruby

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

Bed bugs infestation. I experienced it twice in my life and those were some of the worst days of my life. It mentally and physically destroyed me. I hope it happens to my worst enemies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything they put in the microwave to still be cold around the edges but boiling hot in the middle.

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Constant bad breath and a spotty nose.

Gbat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At night, when they are finally snuggled in bed all warm and cosy ready to drift off to sleepy town.. BAM need a poo.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Song Baby shark in perpetual loop via headphones with hands restrained

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull

"I hear a lot of people say "I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy"

What WOULD you wish on your worst enemy?

Personally, I'd like every traffic light they approached to turn red."

The fleas of a thousand camels to infest their pubic region

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Some twisted minds on here

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Shut in a room with Jacob Rees Mogg, Anne Widdicombe and Jeremy Corbyn..

And no ear muffs or cheese..

Or windows..

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

[Removed by poster at 15/11/23 09:54:25]

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

To spend eternity on the fab forum. With no breaks!

I win!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Throughout my life I have only met a handful of people who I would wish it. T,P,B are 3 that I can think of. Hope something unpleasant happens to you like an onion falling on your head.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"To spend eternity on the fab forum. With no breaks!

I win! "

This is you surely

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Throughout my life I have only met a handful of people who I would wish it. T,P,B are 3 that I can think of. Hope something unpleasant happens to you like an onion falling on your head."

Tinned or frozen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piles

Syphillis

Gout

Vertigo

A daily puncture

Broken boiler

Dog shit on the doorstep

Noisy neighbours

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"Piles

Syphillis

Gout

Vertigo

A daily puncture

Broken boiler

Dog shit on the doorstep

Noisy neighbours "

Remind me not to steal your name again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are people that I can take or leave but I don't view anyone as my enemy though.

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"There are people that I can take or leave but I don't view anyone as my enemy though.

You're too nice

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Tinnitus, but instead of hearing ringing or buzzing in their ears, they hear Agadoo constantly non stop.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"At night, when they are finally snuggled in bed all warm and cosy ready to drift off to sleepy town.. BAM need a poo."

- this is evil

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

"Shut in a room with Jacob Rees Mogg, Anne Widdicombe and Jeremy Corbyn..

And no ear muffs or cheese..

Or windows.."

Bit unfair to lump Corbyn in with that pair of tory vermin.

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

washington

"Shut in a room with Jacob Rees Mogg, Anne Widdicombe and Jeremy Corbyn..

And no ear muffs or cheese..

Or windows.."
it could have been worse you could have said kier Starmer instead of corbyn

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

"Shut in a room with Jacob Rees Mogg, Anne Widdicombe and Jeremy Corbyn..

And no ear muffs or cheese..

Or windows.. it could have been worse you could have said kier Starmer instead of corbyn

A trio of tory vermin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simply die, then I’d have no enemies

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
over a year ago

London

Some technological curses

Eternal patchy mobile coverage/wifi

Constantly phone dropped on the toilet

Inexplicable loss of all device data yearly

Nonstop Card cloning fraud

Daily Massive email Spam

Theft of Passport on every trip

Hidden photos being sent to all contact lists

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"Tinnitus, but instead of hearing ringing or buzzing in their ears, they hear Agadoo constantly non stop."

Ouch!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Just the realisation of the impact of their behaviour on others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For them to stub their little toe every single time they walk past the coffee table. Or to daily step on lego as they get out of bed

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
over a year ago

London

"Shut in a room with Jacob Rees Mogg, Anne Widdicombe and Jeremy Corbyn.

And no ear muffs or cheese.

Or windows.. it could have been worse you could have said kier Starmer instead of corbyn

A trio of tory vermin. "

A well-balanced nightmare should have Cameron, Johnson and Farage in that room.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Gout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A day with my ex.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Sciatica..

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

The pain I'm in every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gold fab subscription

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By *octor ProdMan
over a year ago

working Overseas

Piles

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

An unkillable mosquito that wont leave them alone.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

Unable to achieve orgasm but always have the horn anyway.

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Persistent toothache and constantly having the runs. With a hairy arse.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

30s in the Total Perspective Vortex ( see: Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy)

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

For all their cheese to turn mouldy...

ALL their cheese!

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

Haven't any enemies, or don't think so.

I tend to not engage with folks who make me unhappy and always look for the good in people and situations.

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By *ibLeiMan
over a year ago

Manchester

That what makes them my worst enemy happens to them (within reason).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fire ants.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Every piece of foil or clingfilm or wrapping paper they cut to be 1cm too short

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple
over a year ago

west london

My wife's cooking ....lol

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

"Haven't any enemies, or don't think so.

I tend to not engage with folks who make me unhappy and always look for the good in people and situations.

Best way

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Fire ants."

Where..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fire ants.

Where..

"
lol

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

The fleas of a thousand camels to infest their genitals.

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

"Unable to achieve orgasm but always have the horn anyway."

You, young lady, are sick and twisted !!!

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

playa del ingles

"At night, when they are finally snuggled in bed all warm and cosy ready to drift off to sleepy town.. BAM need a poo.

- this is evil

only if they're constipated as well

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By *aramel.desiresMan
over a year ago

Addlestone

Painfully periods!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

To truly recognise how insignificant they are, and to have that be constantly on their mind.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I don't really have any enemies.

But for those that have found themselves a permanent residence in my "I think you're a cunt" book

I wish upon them stubbed toes everyday

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"I don't really have any enemies.

But for those that have found themselves a permanent residence in my "I think you're a cunt" book

I wish upon them stubbed toes everyday "

and nobody wants that

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By *uckoldDesiresMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Their football team to concede a late goal to lose every time they play a local derby

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By *illy Idol OP Man
over a year ago

Midlands

"Their football team to concede a late goal to lose every time they play a local derby"

This would be devastating

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By *zeroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'd have all their tupperware lids never match the box. Just every lid slightly too big or too small.

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By *ylonseeker2023Man
over a year ago

Harwich

"Shut in a room with Jacob Rees Mogg, Anne Widdicombe and Jeremy Corbyn..

And no ear muffs or cheese..

Or windows.."

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By *ylonseeker2023Man
over a year ago

Harwich

"Tinnitus, but instead of hearing ringing or buzzing in their ears, they hear Agadoo constantly non stop."

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Forced to spend a day taking life advice from Andrew Tate

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

A genuine desire and motivation to better themselves. Pigs might fly!

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