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What is the greatest 0pening lyric of all time

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Afternoon everyone

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By *hriscooperMan
over a year ago

Warrington

William H Bonnie, you... Are not.... A God..

Why don't you pull the trigger and find out.

Not actual lyrics but the start of the song off the film it's from.... Can you guess it?

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Hello darkness, my old friend / I've come to talk with you again.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"William H Bonnie, you... Are not.... A God..

Why don't you pull the trigger and find out.

Not actual lyrics but the start of the song off the film it's from.... Can you guess it? "
Billy the kid

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

On a dark desert highway / Cool wind in my hair / Warm smell of colitas / Rising up through the air.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said maybe

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Ground Control to Major Tom

Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
over a year ago

The Side of the Mersey

I hurt myself today. To see if I still feel

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By *cnugatugMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Eeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiooooooh

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

A great philosopher once wrote, naughty, naughty, very naughty

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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

F

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Queens bohemian rhapsody mama just killed a man put a gun against his head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wop bopa loo bop tutti frutti

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Don’t know about best ever but I think it’s pretty good.

Well, I woke up Sunday morning

With no way to hold ma head that didn’t hurt

And the beer I had fo breakfast wasn’t bad

So I had one more for dessert

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By *ts just a bit of funMan
over a year ago

Surrey

Aga doo doo doo

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

‘Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllll…..’

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A great philosopher once wrote, naughty, naughty, very naughty"

Ebeneezer Goode classic

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By *eardedbloke300Man
over a year ago

cardiff


"William H Bonnie, you... Are not.... A God..

Why don't you pull the trigger and find out.

Not actual lyrics but the start of the song off the film it's from.... Can you guess it? "

Blaze of glory -jon bon jovi

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

“Bless my cotton socks I’m in the news”…

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

In the beginning...back in 1955.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't want to get fucked by, a kangaroo in any position"

Once an Empire

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Hello darkness, my old friend / I've come to talk with you again."

It’s way more interesting when you know the story behind it

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Chris Barrie as Rimmer, Red Dwarf, on Carter USM, 30 something album opener, Surfin USM

When you're younger, you can eat what you like, drink what you like, and still climb in to your 36-inch-waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age- 24, 25- your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag, and without any warning at all, you're suddenly a fat bastard

It’s a hell of an opening track too

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By *hapLeedsMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I was born in a crossfire hurricane

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I'm a street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm..

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By *eacupsbearCouple
over a year ago

York

METAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!

Dream Evil - The Book of Heavy Metal

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield


" Surfin USM"

Choon

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By *hriscooperMan
over a year ago

Warrington


"William H Bonnie, you... Are not.... A God..

Why don't you pull the trigger and find out.

Not actual lyrics but the start of the song off the film it's from.... Can you guess it?

Blaze of glory -jon bon jovi"

Spot on..

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Don’t know about best ever but I think it’s pretty good.

Well, I woke up Sunday morning

With no way to hold ma head that didn’t hurt

And the beer I had fo breakfast wasn’t bad

So I had one more for dessert "

I just saw footage of Kristopherson singing that on a Sam Pekinpah documentary this morning!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"A great philosopher once wrote, naughty, naughty, very naughty

Ebeneezer Goode classic"

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"I wake up in the morning

And the sun begins to shine

The day did sneak up on the night

I see your face and I see myself

And I get a little taste of life

I try to stand it for a while"

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

'God said to Abraham - Kill me a son.

Abe said - Man, you must be putting me on!'

Bob Dylan, Highway 61 Revisited

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
over a year ago

The Side of the Mersey

I am a man who walks alone

And when I'm walking a dark road

At night or strolling through the park

When the light begins to change

I sometimes feel a little strange

A little anxious when it's dark

Fear of the dark - Iron Maiden. Apparently written about Steve Harris’s genuine fear of the dark when he was younger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey you, out there in the cold, getting lonely getting old, can you feel me? Pink Floyd Hey You

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Sheriff Fatman started out is business as a granny farmer. He was infamous for fifteen minutes

And he appeared on Panorama...

Then he somehow got on board a Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme, with a Prince of Wales Award for pushing Valium and amphetamines.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Freedom there ain't no fucking freedom.... police car... cockney rejects..

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I walk the line between good and evil"

I Walk the Line - Alien Sex Fiend

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By *inkedKuntsCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

I know this chick she lives down on Melrose

She ain't satisfied without some pain

Friday night is goin' up inside her...again

Well crack the whip

'Cause that bitch is just insane

G'n'R - Pretty Tied Up

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By *inkedKuntsCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

You let me violate you

You let me desecrate you

You let me penetrate you

You let me complicate you

NIN - Closer

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By *eardedbloke300Man
over a year ago

cardiff

"I used to think it mattered, I used to think that music mattered. But does it bollocks, not compared to how people matter"

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

Please allow me to introduce myself.

I’m a man of wealth and taste

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside


"Please allow me to introduce myself.

I’m a man of wealth and taste"

Or

Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman

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By *upcake and wandmasterCouple
over a year ago

long eaton

This is the greatest and best song in the world.

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Tribute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please allow me to introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste.

Sympathy for the Devil Rolling Stones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aga doo doo doo"

Nooooooooooooooo

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester


""I used to think it mattered, I used to think that music mattered. But does it bollocks, not compared to how people matter" "

From Brassed Off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Load up on guns, bring your friends.....

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

Vulcanize the whoopee stick

In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch

With the lap rocket

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By *upcake and wandmasterCouple
over a year ago

long eaton

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By *upcake and wandmasterCouple
over a year ago

long eaton

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Vulcanize the whoopee stick

In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch

With the lap rocket"

F.u.c.k ... bloodhound gang ... brilliant song!

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By *r_reusMan
over a year ago

Coventry

'SO FUCKING WHAT?!'

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


""I used to think it mattered, I used to think that music mattered. But does it bollocks, not compared to how people matter"

From Brassed Off?"

Chumbawumba tubthumping

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By *upcake and wandmasterCouple
over a year ago

long eaton


"Vulcanize the whoopee stick

In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch

With the lap rocket"

Thought i was going mad until i realised fab is auto deleting the third word of that song title..

Maybe a bit too south american for this forum, oops...

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away

Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away

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By *issBlackedCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I don't wanna meet your mum and dad unless you let me fuck your mum and dress your dad in drag..."

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Drinking in the morning Sun …

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away

Weeheeheehee dee heeheeheehee weeoh aweem away

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… in the jungle, the mighty jungle …

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

Regrets i've had afew .....

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By *JandCMCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

They wanted us to go to New York Shitty..

Sham 69, no entry ??

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By *ennyleeeWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

What's-a matter you? Hey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You and me

We're in this together now

None of them can stop us now

We will make it through somehow

You and me

Even after everything

You're the queen and I'm the king

Nothing else means anything

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Star Wars. The drums beating out of it. And the inclined writing on screen - in a galaxy far far away….

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I'm unashamed of my mistakes

I walked the path I had to take

It's made me who I am today...

Bonus points if anyone knows the song and the band

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By *.T.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"This is the greatest and best song in the world.

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Tribute."

+1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm unashamed of my mistakes

I walked the path I had to take

It's made me who I am today...

Bonus points if anyone knows the song and the band"

Some emo band?

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By *ax6593Man
over a year ago

tyneside

Generals gathered in there masses

Just like witches at black masses !

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I'm unashamed of my mistakes

I walked the path I had to take

It's made me who I am today...

Bonus points if anyone knows the song and the band

Some emo band?"

Not emo no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please allow me to introduce myself; I’m a man of wealth and taste

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as...

Altogether now...

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By *ornyltlfkrMan
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Fair play thats a good one. How on earth did you remember it!

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"What's-a matter you? Hey!"

… that’s not the opening line though …

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

“Libraries gave us power”

I’m not a big fan of The Manics but that opening line is great.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen


"“Libraries gave us power”

I’m not a big fan of The Manics but that opening line is great. "

They've grown on me over the years to be fair but their lyrics have always been pretty good.

On another note congratulations on your return to government! (I hope this is taken with the same tongue in cheek manner it was given)

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

It's astounding, time is fleeting, madness takes it's toll...

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By *eff1961Man
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Arseholes bastard's fucking cunts n pricks Ian Drury

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By *den_GCCouple
over a year ago

San Fernando, Gran Canaria

Undecided between GunsnRoses Civil War "What we've got here is... failure to communicate"

Name the movie?

Also ends with "What's so civil about war anyway?"

"On a hot summer night would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The screen door slams/Mary's dress waves

Thunder road - Springsteen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I’m in love with the boy next door,

He treats me like a filthy whore,

I give him everything he wants,

For nothing in return.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Don’t know about best ever but I think it’s pretty good.

Well, I woke up Sunday morning

With no way to hold ma head that didn’t hurt

And the beer I had fo breakfast wasn’t bad

So I had one more for dessert

I just saw footage of Kristopherson singing that on a Sam Pekinpah documentary this morning!"

I prefer Jerry Lee Lewis singing it, he keeps to the original pretty much but I just prefer it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm unashamed of my mistakes

I walked the path I had to take

It's made me who I am today...

Bonus points if anyone knows the song and the band

Some emo band?

Not emo no"

Rock band then…

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I'm unashamed of my mistakes

I walked the path I had to take

It's made me who I am today...

Bonus points if anyone knows the song and the band

Some emo band?

Not emo no

Rock band then… "

Correct

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By *lueDressWoman
over a year ago

Bath

"There must be some kinda way out of here / Said the joker to the thief..."

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By *tes2010Man
over a year ago

Near you

Too many songs to choose from, but this comes to mind straight away, I don’t think there’s ever been a truer word spoken.

‘Cos it’s a bittersweet… symphony, that’s life

Try to make ends meet you’re a sl-ave to money then you die”

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

“one, two, three, four”

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By *ie n MashCouple
over a year ago

Back in Malice

The distant echo of far away voices boarding far away trains, to take them home to, the ones that they love and who love them forever

Or

A police car and a screaming siren

A pneumatic drill and ripped up concrete

A baby wailing and stray dog howling

The screech of brakes and lamp light blinking…

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By *weetHotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Rrrrrright now

Iiiiiìi am an anti christ

I am an anarrr chist

Pistols

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I can’t say that I love Jesus, that would be a hollow claim”

New Test Leper - R.E.M.

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

If your looking for trouble

You came to the right place

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
over a year ago

The Side of the Mersey


"Generals gathered in there masses

Just like witches at black masses ! "

Brilliant.

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By *upcake and wandmasterCouple
over a year ago

long eaton


"I'm unashamed of my mistakes

I walked the path I had to take

It's made me who I am today...

Bonus points if anyone knows the song and the band"

Sounds a bit like Slipknot

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I'm unashamed of my mistakes

I walked the path I had to take

It's made me who I am today...

Bonus points if anyone knows the song and the band

Sounds a bit like Slipknot"

Not as heavy as slipknot

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Why take everything you see? You'll have nothing left to squander.

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

“Jesus died for somebody’s sins but not mine”

Patti Smith / “Gloria”

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else


"“one, two, three, four”"

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.


"I'm unashamed of my mistakes

I walked the path I had to take

It's made me who I am today...

Bonus points if anyone knows the song and the band"

Here I am. Asking Alexandria

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By *aisy WamTV/TS
over a year ago

Swansea

I may not always love you ...

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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago

London

No woman no cry

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I'm unashamed of my mistakes

I walked the path I had to take

It's made me who I am today...

Bonus points if anyone knows the song and the band

Here I am. Asking Alexandria "

Bingo! We have a winner !

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By *0ng0 furyMan
over a year ago

Birkenhead

wop bop a loo bop a lop bom bom

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

See, I reckon you're about an eight or a nine

Maybe even nine and a half in four beers' time

J

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Hello? (Hello? Hello? Hello?)

Is there anybody in there?

Just nod if you can hear me

Is there anyone home?

Tinder

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"See, I reckon you're about an eight or a nine

Maybe even nine and a half in four beers' time

J"

fit but you know it

The streets

Tinder

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

My friends

Feel it's their appointed duty

They keep tryin' to tell me

All you want to do is use me

But my answer

Yeah to all that use me stuff

I, I, I, I

Yes, I wanna spread the news

That if it feels this good gettin' used

Oh, you just keep on usin' me

Until you use me up

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

You wind me up like a clockwork orange..then you hide the key to my destination..no satisfaction, it's all frustration..the times are changing they're changing me

.. teenage warning...angelic upstarts...

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Chris Barrie as Rimmer, Red Dwarf, on Carter USM, 30 something album opener, Surfin USM

When you're younger, you can eat what you like, drink what you like, and still climb in to your 36-inch-waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age- 24, 25- your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag, and without any warning at all, you're suddenly a fat bastard

It’s a hell of an opening track too "

Amazing band to see live

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By *rs spicyCouple
over a year ago

Chesterfield near centre

"sup up your beer and collect your fags, there's a row going on down near Slough"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rrrrrright now

Iiiiiìi am an anti christ

I am an anarrr chist

Pistols"

That makes no sense...

Christ was the ultimate example of 'anarchist' lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen to the wind blow watch the sun rise

Running in the shadows damn your love damn your lies

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.


""sup up your beer and collect your fags, there's a row going on down near Slough" "

Eaton rifles. The Jam.

Love this song, haven't heard it in years.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


" "There must be some kinda way out of here / Said the joker to the thief...""

Great choice, Bob knows how to write ‘em, can’t sing for shit but he does know how to write ‘em

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By *hisCharManMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

Well you didn't wake up this morning 'cause you didn't go to bed

You were watching the whites of your eyes turn red

The The - This Is The Day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says

Fifteen miles to the, love shack

Hell is gone and heaven's here

There's nothing left for you to fear

Shake your arse come over here

Now scream

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Pistol shots ring out in the bar room night

Enter Patty Valentine from the upper hall

She sees a bartender in a pool of blood

Cries out: My God! They killed them all!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true

Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil

Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world

So there was only one thing that I could do

Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Cock is much bigger than yours- SOAD

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By *eardedbloke300Man
over a year ago

cardiff


"Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true

Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil

Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world

So there was only one thing that I could do

Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long"

Thanks for the flashback

Jesus built my car, it's a love affair. Mainly Jesus and my car.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

This is a song for the ladies, but fellas, listen closely.......

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

As we gathered in the chapel here in old Kilmainham gaol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a song for the ladies, but fellas, listen closely......."

Yes

You don't always have to fuck her hard... in fact that's not right... to do.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"This is a song for the ladies, but fellas, listen closely.......

Yes

You don't always have to fuck her hard... in fact SOMETIMES that's not right... to do. "

Sometimes you've got to make some luuuuuuuurve.......

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today

To get through this thing called life

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Haha, well now,

We call this the act of mating

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter


"“one, two, three, four”

"

The Ramones, I Don’t Want to Grow Up

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By *ab365XMan
over a year ago

Paisley

Nobody does it better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a song for the ladies, but fellas, listen closely.......

Yes

You don't always have to fuck her hard... in fact SOMETIMES that's not right... to do.

Sometimes you've got to make some luuuuuuuurve......."

And fuckin give her... some smoochies too!

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By *r1dayMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"Have you seen Bruce Richard Reynolds,he's a man we'd like to find...they say the great train robbery,he was the mastermind"

"I come from a long long line of denim gene,cut beside all types of fiend,I rob?ed the D.E.A and overdosed,spent the cash on guns and "

"We put this festival on for you bastards with a lot of love,we work one year for you pigs and you wanna break our walls down and destroy us....well you go to hell"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true

"

I thought you said: 'cock ring'... I've been on here too long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got 99 problems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe nobody has said it but...

..."I've had the time of my life..."

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By *igdavrob78Man
over a year ago

peterlee

Generals gathered in their masses

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By *r1dayMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Aaaaaaaaaiiiaaaayya,aaaaaaaaaiiiaaaayya.....come from the land of the ice and snow,where the midnight sun and the hot spring flow"

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

“punctured bicycle, on a hillside, desolate”

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"“punctured bicycle, on a hillside, desolate”"

Awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arnold Layne had a strange hobby...

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By *r1dayMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"It was just before dawn,one miserable morning in black 44"

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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield /derby cinemas

[Removed by poster at 15/11/23 00:56:54]

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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield /derby cinemas

Maybe not the greatest but probably the most sung ,,,,,

"happy birthday to you"

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

We’re four boys in our corduroys

We’re not terrific but we’re competent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hurt myself today,just to see if I still feel"

Hurt by Nine Inch Nails

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By *ommyknockazMan
over a year ago

Manchester

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

Loser by Beck

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By *cotsman269Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

People are strange !

The doors

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By *use and wolfCouple
over a year ago

angus

Lit - Miserable

You make me cum

You make me complete

You make me completely miserable...

Pitchshifter - Un-united Kingdom

Rule Britannia?

The bitch's scammed ya,

No smiling union jacks,

My friends, I want my money back...

and finally,

Green Day - Blood, Sex & Booze

Waitin' in a room,

All dressed up and bound & gagged up to a chair,

It's so unfair,

I don't dare to move,

For the pain she puts me, through is what I need,

So make it bleed...

And a bonus one...

Venbee & Goddard - Messy in Heaven

I heard Jesus did c****ne on a night out,

Eyes wide open, dilated, but he's fine now,

And if his father ever finds out,

Then he'd probably knock his lights out,

Gets a little messy in Heaven,

Gets a little messy in Heaven,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meet a gin soaked barroom queen in Memphis!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Sometimes you're better off dead, there's a gun in your hand and it pointing at your head.

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By *vlizTV/TS
over a year ago

merseyside and anglesey

My old man's a dustman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaants Ingonyammmma bagithiiiiiiiiiiii babaohhhhhh

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Sup up your beer and collect your fags

There's a row going on down near slough

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

She was a fast machine she kept her motor clean she was the best damn woman that I've ever seen

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter


"Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaants Ingonyammmma bagithiiiiiiiiiiii babaohhhhhh "

Trying my best with this one…

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
over a year ago

Horley

I drove my tractor through your haystack last night…..ooo arrr ooo arrrr

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By *oding1Man
over a year ago

marlow

Bobby said he'd pull out

Bobby stayed in

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside


""I hurt myself today,just to see if I still feel"

Hurt by Nine Inch Nails"

The Johnny Cash version is acknowledged by N I N as being superior.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dearly beloved,we have gathered here today / To get through this thing called life"..

Listen to the wind blow / watch the sun rise…"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There must be some kinda way out of here / Said the joker to the thief"

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By *r SensualMan
over a year ago

London

“Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight, Gonna grab some afternooooooon delight”

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Just what is it that you want to do?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"My old man's a dustman!"

Does he wear a dustman's hat?!

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and hypotheses

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By *appy nakedMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

You drink your coffee and

I sip my tea

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By *nvincible ButterflyWoman
over a year ago

LEEDS

Bury all your secrets in my skin

Come away with innocence, and leave me with my sins

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea


"A great philosopher once wrote, naughty, naughty, very naughty"

What a coincidence, that's the one I was thinking of

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea


"Queens bohemian rhapsody mama just killed a man put a gun against his head "

Not the opening lyric though.

That would be 'Is this the real life?'

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By *herlockOhmsMan
over a year ago

Ripley

Giving me love

All on your canvas

All of the girls

All on the mattress

Lock the door

Dim the lights

Bottoms up

I'm in love

And you too

Huggin and kissin by Big Black Delta - awesome and underappreciated band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Smiths - There is a Light That Never Goes Out

Take me out tonight

Where there's music and there's people

And they're young and alive

Driving in your car

I never, never want to go home

Because I haven't got one

Anymore

Take me out tonight

Because I want to see people

And I want to see life

Driving in your car

Oh, please don't drop me home

Because it's not my home, it's their home

And I'm welcome no more

And if a double-decker bus

Crashes into us

To die by your side

Is such a heavenly way to die

And if a ten ton truck

Kills the both of us

To die by your side

Well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine

Take me out tonight

Take me anywhere, I don't care

I don't care, I don't care

And in the darkened underpass

I thought, "Oh God, my chance has come at last"

But then a strange fear gripped me

And I just couldn't ask

Take me out tonight

Oh, take me anywhere, I don't care

I don't care, I don't care

Driving in your car

I never, never want to go home

Because I haven't got one, la-di-dum

Oh, I haven't got one

Oh, oh

And if a double-decker bus

Crashes into us

To die by your side

Is such a heavenly way to die

And if a ten ton truck

Kills the both of us

To die by your side

Well, the pleasure, the privilege is mine

Oh, there is a light and it never goes out

There is a light and it never goes out

There is a light and it never goes out

There is a light and it never goes out

There is a light and it never goes out

There is a light and it never goes out

There is a light and it never goes out

There is a light and it never goes out

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

You paint your leather jacket but it comes off in the rain

The more you cut your hair the more it grows again

The badges you pin on yourself fall off or start to rust

And the more they take the piss the less people you can trust...

Subhumans...waste of breath

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By *ine TimeMan
over a year ago

Grantham

Stay, I'm burning slow,

With me in the rain, walking in the soft rain,

Calling out my name,

See me burning slow.

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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

It takes a Judge to get married

It takes a Judge to get divorced

Well these last couple years I spent a lot of time in court

I got my name changed back

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By *andy CanesWoman
over a year ago

south

Ariana Grande - Boyfriend

I'm a motherfuckin' train wreck

I don't wanna be too much

But I don't wanna miss your touch

And you don't seem to give a fuck

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By *hGlobbitsMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true.

Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil,

Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet.

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world.

So there was only one thing that I could do:

Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High on a hill there’s a lonely goatherd.

Yodel ay yodel ay yodel ay wooo hooo.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

The wheels on the bus go round and round

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