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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You know the game, right?

1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times

2.ive never learned to swim

3.I have a tattoo on my penis

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"You know the game, right?

1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times

2.ive never learned to swim

3.I have a tattoo on my penis

"

Well tie me kangaroo down mate, you have a tattoo on your penis? Did it hurt?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know the game, right?

1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times

2.ive never learned to swim

3.I have a tattoo on my penis

Well tie me kangaroo down mate, you have a tattoo on your penis? Did it hurt?"

And we have our first loser of the evening!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know the game, right?

1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times

2.ive never learned to swim

3.I have a tattoo on my penis

"

Erm I think you don’t have a tattoo on your penis?

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"You know the game, right?

1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times

2.ive never learned to swim

3.I have a tattoo on my penis

Well tie me kangaroo down mate, you have a tattoo on your penis? Did it hurt?

And we have our first loser of the evening!"

Fuck! Do I get a booby prize at least?

Also, why was Rolf at your house?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know the game, right?

1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times

2.ive never learned to swim

3.I have a tattoo on my penis

Erm I think you don’t have a tattoo on your penis?"

Chicken lady wins. I would never desecrate such a holy part of myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know the game, right?

1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times

2.ive never learned to swim

3.I have a tattoo on my penis

Erm I think you don’t have a tattoo on your penis?

Chicken lady wins. I would never desecrate such a holy part of myself "

Cool

Why did you have him round your house?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know the game, right?

1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times

2.ive never learned to swim

3.I have a tattoo on my penis

Well tie me kangaroo down mate, you have a tattoo on your penis? Did it hurt?

And we have our first loser of the evening!

Fuck! Do I get a booby prize at least?

Also, why was Rolf at your house?"

Boobs all over fab mate, just have a look.

My mum found a stray cat years ago, took it to the vets. Long story short, ended up on a show called animal hospital. He didn't try anything seedy, don't worry. I was a ugly kid

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"You know the game, right?

1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times

2.ive never learned to swim

3.I have a tattoo on my penis

Well tie me kangaroo down mate, you have a tattoo on your penis? Did it hurt?

And we have our first loser of the evening!

Fuck! Do I get a booby prize at least?

Also, why was Rolf at your house?

Boobs all over fab mate, just have a look.

My mum found a stray cat years ago, took it to the vets. Long story short, ended up on a show called animal hospital. He didn't try anything seedy, don't worry. I was a ugly kid"

That's pretty cool, cool for cats. I'm off to look for boobs

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By *unInTheSun80sCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol


"You know the game, right?

1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times

2.ive never learned to swim

3.I have a tattoo on my penis

"

1. I have green eyes

2. I once killed a man

3. I love baked beans on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know the game, right?

1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times

2.ive never learned to swim

3.I have a tattoo on my penis

1. I have green eyes

2. I once killed a man

3. I love baked beans on toast "

I hope number two is a lie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know the game, right?

1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times

2.ive never learned to swim

3.I have a tattoo on my penis

1. I have green eyes

2. I once killed a man

3. I love baked beans on toast "

Number 1. I reckon you have brown eyes. Murderer

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By *unInTheSun80sCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol


"You know the game, right?

1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times

2.ive never learned to swim

3.I have a tattoo on my penis

1. I have green eyes

2. I once killed a man

3. I love baked beans on toast "

G… wtf am I marrying??

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By *unInTheSun80sCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol


"You know the game, right?

1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times

2.ive never learned to swim

3.I have a tattoo on my penis

1. I have green eyes

2. I once killed a man

3. I love baked beans on toast

G… wtf am I marrying??

"

Ummmm a kinky legend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I won the lottery 6 years ago 6.2m

2. My daily drive is a Bentley

3. I'm full of shite

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By *ackandsashaCouple
over a year ago

West Dublin


"1. I won the lottery 6 years ago 6.2m

2. My daily drive is a Bentley

3. I'm full of shite "

1 is ( sadly ) not true.

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By *unInTheSun80sCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol


"You know the game, right?

1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times

2.ive never learned to swim

3.I have a tattoo on my penis

1. I have green eyes

2. I once killed a man

3. I love baked beans on toast

Number 1. I reckon you have brown eyes. Murderer "

No they are green but I do not like baked beans (adhd + texture)

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By *unInTheSun80sCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol


"You know the game, right?

1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times

2.ive never learned to swim

3.I have a tattoo on my penis

1. I have green eyes

2. I once killed a man

3. I love baked beans on toast

Number 1. I reckon you have brown eyes. Murderer "

And FYI its only murder if they find the body otherwise its just another missing person

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By *oopy Lou 666Woman
over a year ago

Heaven.....………. I came down from Heaven


"You know the game, right?

1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times

2.ive never learned to swim

3.I have a tattoo on my penis

Erm I think you don’t have a tattoo on your penis?"

ha ha it`s says little...............but when erect.......Little and Large.........remember them ?

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

playa del ingles

let's make it harder.....in an answers sort of a way....

1. i've been to teatro del greco;

2. i've been to time out;

3. i've been to bam bar.

if you know you know....

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

playa del ingles


"You know the game, right?

1.Rolf Harris has been to my house a couple times

2.ive never learned to swim

3.I have a tattoo on my penis

Erm I think you don’t have a tattoo on your penis?

ha ha it`s says little...............but when erect.......Little and Large.........remember them ?"

thought when it's floppy it had a 'w' and a 'y' - when it's up it says'welcometozimbabwehaveaniceday'

(obviously one for the bbc mob)

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By *arley QuimWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

1. I spent time with Jimmy Savile as as a child

2. I can shoot a bunny with a bow easily in the wild

3. I've had sex with over 150 in my lifetime

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

1 im partly responsible for a no1 song

2 I punched a shark

3 I've been chased by a ghost

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