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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I'll never tell

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Somewhere not too formal with plenty of exits. Easy flowing conversation, smiles, laughter, a kiss at the end of the nighht and promise of a second date

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of "

What sort of potatoes? This is important.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

A Costa and a blowjob

LvM

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Somewhere not too formal with plenty of exits. Easy flowing conversation, smiles, laughter, a kiss at the end of the nighht and promise of a second date

Doing what though? Be more specific.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of "

Near Ryan's house yes?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of

What sort of potatoes? This is important.

PO-TATE-OHS!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of

Near Ryan's house yes?

Careful, he will charge you £150 for a hoody

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of

What sort of potatoes? This is important.

PO-TATE-OHS! "

Boiled, mashed or in a stew?

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By *edhead72Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham and Ashby

One where you might be swept up with the conversation to the extent you barely look at her cleavage.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of

What sort of potatoes? This is important.

Maris piper luv. No expense spared

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of

What sort of potatoes? This is important.

PO-TATE-OHS!

Boiled, mashed or in a stew?

Roasted, duh! Always bugged me that one wast on the list.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Costa and a blowjob

LvM"

Latte?

Espresso?

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of

Near Ryan's house yes?

Yes. Near Ryan's house, we can also go to the Racecourse and shit on the pitch. That'll get his attention for sure

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Pub, couple of drinks and a few games of pool. Back to the hotel and spuff over your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

Drinks with someone nice and we have a fun time

1st dates should never be more than just drinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll never tell"

Ah spill it

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Somewhere not too formal with plenty of exits. Easy flowing conversation, smiles, laughter, a kiss at the end of the nighht and promise of a second date

Doing what though? Be more specific."

Depends on the other person. If we've talked a little before we met then I'd gage the type of place she eould feel comfortable in based on her interests and take it from there.

They say doing something together, something that you're good at and can show off without showing off is a good shout, so I'd take her shooting lol

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By *r_WeimaranerMan
over a year ago

Swaythling, Southampton

One where we sit, or walk, talk, laugh, eat, drink, make a connection...then, and only then, instinctively fuck like a couple of starving nymphomaniacs on death row!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of

What sort of potatoes? This is important.

Maris piper luv. No expense spared

They've got a good heft to them! But I think those Anya potatoes could be good. A bit like skimming stones

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"A Costa and a blowjob

LvM

Latte?

Espresso?

I could stretch to a pumpkin spiced latte if you really twisted my arm/ cock

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of

Near Ryan's house yes?

Careful, he will charge you £150 for a hoody"

I get hoodies from guys for free

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of

What sort of potatoes? This is important.

PO-TATE-OHS!

Boiled, mashed or in a stew?

Roasted, duh! Always bugged me that one wast on the list. "

That feels like a waste of good roasties though.

I'm going to throw Smash.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of

Near Ryan's house yes?

Yes. Near Ryan's house, we can also go to the Racecourse and shit on the pitch. That'll get his attention for sure "

I'll bring the potatoes!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of

Near Ryan's house yes?

Careful, he will charge you £150 for a hoody

I get hoodies from guys for free

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Theft from your victims doesn't count.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pub, couple of drinks and a few games of pool. Back to the hotel and spuff over your face "

Spuff me up!

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

Drink... Fuck...Go...Repeat...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drink... Fuck...Go...Repeat...

Collect £200?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Somewhere not too formal with plenty of exits. Easy flowing conversation, smiles, laughter, a kiss at the end of the nighht and promise of a second date

I highly recommend exits.

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"A Costa and a blowjob

LvM"

Would the blowjob have to be inside Costa, or are you flexible?

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of

What sort of potatoes? This is important.

Maris piper luv. No expense spared

They've got a good heft to them! But I think those Anya potatoes could be good. A bit like skimming stones

Are you coming along? I'll even throw in a shandy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Costa and a blowjob

LvM

Latte?

Espresso?

I could stretch to a pumpkin spiced latte if you really twisted my arm/ cock

LvM"

Twisted your cock, oh you're one of those guys

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"I'll never tell

Ah spill it"

Nah! Put some effort in and work it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just go for a coffee to be honest. It's a nice and easy way to break the ice and actually chat to them and if they say it's too cheap for a date then I'd consider it a bullet dodged

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll never tell

Ah spill it

Nah! Put some effort in and work it out"

You men are so needy

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

It’s got to be something that lets you interact and be a bit more natural. An activity date where you do something together then a drink after is much more my kind of thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just go for a coffee to be honest. It's a nice and easy way to break the ice and actually chat to them and if they say it's too cheap for a date then I'd consider it a bullet dodged"

I like coffee

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"A Costa and a blowjob

LvM

Would the blowjob have to be inside Costa, or are you flexible?"

I mean I could probably do with a few yoga classes

I'm open to other blowjob venues though, where were you thinking?

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"A Costa and a blowjob

LvM

Latte?

Espresso?

I could stretch to a pumpkin spiced latte if you really twisted my arm/ cock

LvM

Twisted your cock, oh you're one of those guys

Wait. Hang on a sec... let's not be hasty here

LvM

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"I'll never tell

Ah spill it

Nah! Put some effort in and work it out

You men are so needy

Deal with it, you want the penis, work for it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll never tell

Ah spill it

Nah! Put some effort in and work it out

You men are so needy

Deal with it, you want the penis, work for it. "

Just get it out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Costa and a blowjob

LvM

Latte?

Espresso?

I could stretch to a pumpkin spiced latte if you really twisted my arm/ cock

LvM

Twisted your cock, oh you're one of those guys

Wait. Hang on a sec... let's not be hasty here

LvM"

Ssssshhhh it's fine. Drink your latte.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s got to be something that lets you interact and be a bit more natural. An activity date where you do something together then a drink after is much more my kind of thing. "

Sex is an activity?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"I'll never tell

Ah spill it

Nah! Put some effort in and work it out

You men are so needy

Deal with it, you want the penis, work for it.

Just get it out "

No!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just go for a coffee to be honest. It's a nice and easy way to break the ice and actually chat to them and if they say it's too cheap for a date then I'd consider it a bullet dodged

I like coffee"

I'd buy you a gingerbread latte

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of

What sort of potatoes? This is important.

Maris piper luv. No expense spared

They've got a good heft to them! But I think those Anya potatoes could be good. A bit like skimming stones

Are you coming along? I'll even throw in a shandy

Sold. I love shandy!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

We unload our emotional baggage on each other...

Then we part ways forever

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Just go for a coffee to be honest. It's a nice and easy way to break the ice and actually chat to them and if they say it's too cheap for a date then I'd consider it a bullet dodged

I like coffee

I'd buy you a gingerbread latte

Fuck that. She can pay for her own

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"We unload our emotional baggage on each other...

Then we part ways forever "

Like a shady narcotics deal?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"A Costa and a blowjob

LvM"

Costa coffee is shit

But so are my blowjobs

Game on

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Totally depends who im dating but id say some sort of activity like mini golf followed by a meal and a couple of cocktails.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"We unload our emotional baggage on each other...

Then we part ways forever "

This sounds perfect

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I have an excellent collection of potatoes. Every time I go to the park, people just throw then to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We unload our emotional baggage on each other...

Then we part ways forever "

With rum though right?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"We unload our emotional baggage on each other...

Then we part ways forever

Like a shady narcotics deal? "

Except the only bags exchanged are emotional

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just go for a coffee to be honest. It's a nice and easy way to break the ice and actually chat to them and if they say it's too cheap for a date then I'd consider it a bullet dodged

I like coffee

I'd buy you a gingerbread latte

Fuck that. She can pay for her own"

He loves me really.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"We unload our emotional baggage on each other...

Then we part ways forever

With rum though right?"

I think the rum would be needed yes

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

"It’s got to be something that lets you interact and be a bit more natural. An activity date where you do something together then a drink after is much more my kind of thing.

Sex is an activity?"

The best kind! However if we’re talking a date rather than a hook up then that can wait, at least until the second date

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"We unload our emotional baggage on each other...

Then we part ways forever

This sounds perfect

I think it could be quite cathartic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of

What sort of potatoes? This is important.

Maris piper luv. No expense spared

They've got a good heft to them! But I think those Anya potatoes could be good. A bit like skimming stones

Are you coming along? I'll even throw in a shandy

Sold. I love shandy!

I'm generally not into girls nights but throwing potatoes and hunting down Ryan while necking shandy is my kinda night.

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By *w71Man
over a year ago

Swanage

I came for the weird suggestion and was not disappointed

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"A Costa and a blowjob

LvM

Costa coffee is shit

But so are my blowjobs

Game on

A match made in mediocrity

LvM

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

I think a bumper pack of dolly mixture and a large pot of lube should do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

I think a bumper pack of dolly mixture and a large pot of lube should do it.

Meh, I'll give it a go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee social and see where it takes us.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I have an excellent collection of potatoes. Every time I go to the park, people just throw then to me."

Ah Ghost of the Oracle! I think you know I could never throw anything at anyone in the park. I would also be a potato collector. Come have a shandy.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

I think a bumper pack of dolly mixture and a large pot of lube should do it.

Meh, I'll give it a go."

Great. I'm happy to share my dolly mixture. Hope you've got a decent strapon

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Just go for a coffee to be honest. It's a nice and easy way to break the ice and actually chat to them and if they say it's too cheap for a date then I'd consider it a bullet dodged

I like coffee

I'd buy you a gingerbread latte

Fuck that. She can pay for her own

He loves me really."

Is that what it's called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee & a cake

Or classic, ten pin bowling!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I have an excellent collection of potatoes. Every time I go to the park, people just throw then to me.

Ah Ghost of the Oracle! I think you know I could never throw anything at anyone in the park. I would also be a potato collector. Come have a shandy.

J "

Good stuff. I'll bring the potatoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd take you on a date...we'll go and sit in the park and throw potatoes at people we don't like the look of "

Can we tie them to the park bench and throw rotten food at them instead

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"Drink... Fuck...Go...Repeat...

Collect £200?"

Don't charge...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee & a cake

Or classic, ten pin bowling!"

Oh I love bowling!

If I lose though I will be grumpy.

(and yes you could tell the difference Kai!!!)

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

A light lunch and your favourite beverage.

Nothing more or less.

If I throw potatoes or tomatoes, I tend not to take them out of the tin.

I've been told off too many times to keep doing that.

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By *ozing24Man
over a year ago

kettering

A nice pleasant police chase through the forest roads

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A light lunch and your favourite beverage.

Nothing more or less.

If I throw potatoes or tomatoes, I tend not to take them out of the tin.

I've been told off too many times to keep doing that.

Are you doing your shopping beforehand?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice pleasant police chase through the forest roads "

Well this is new.

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By *lendermanMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Anal and a kebab

Kebab strictly for after, I won't make that mistake again

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By *ozing24Man
over a year ago

kettering

"A nice pleasant police chase through the forest roads

Well this is new."

It’s different, I guarantee you wouldn’t forget it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be nice to have convo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anal and a kebab

Kebab strictly for after, I won't make that mistake again "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just be nice to have convo "

Hey how's your weekend been?

Wait, is this out first date?

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By *lendermanMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Anal and a kebab

Kebab strictly for after, I won't make that mistake again

Give it a go, you might learn something

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"A nice pleasant police chase through the forest roads

Well this is new.

It’s different, I guarantee you wouldn’t forget it

Yes, but am I in the passenger seat or the boot?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

Leaving with cum on your face

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By *ozing24Man
over a year ago

kettering

"A nice pleasant police chase through the forest roads

Well this is new.

It’s different, I guarantee you wouldn’t forget it

Yes, but am I in the passenger seat or the boot?"

I’m a gentleman so would obviously let you choose

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

Leaving with cum on your face "

Fancy a Costa?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

Leaving with cum on your face "

You're making me leave?

Bloody cat!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

Leaving with cum on your face

You're making me leave?

Bloody cat!"

No I'll leave when your face isn't quite so smoochable anymore. On account of the jizz.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

Leaving with cum on your face

You're making me leave?

Bloody cat!"

Also we basically have the same profile picture with our own sexy bodies

*CUTE*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

Leaving with cum on your face

You're making me leave?

Bloody cat!

No I'll leave when your face isn't quite so smoochable anymore. On account of the jizz."

Awwww smoochable!

Have you been drinking?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

Leaving with cum on your face

You're making me leave?

Bloody cat!

No I'll leave when your face isn't quite so smoochable anymore. On account of the jizz.

Awwww smoochable!

Have you been drinking?"

I'm sober now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

Leaving with cum on your face

You're making me leave?

Bloody cat!

Also we basically have the same profile picture with our own sexy bodies

*CUTE*"

Only because you said you could see nipple on the last one!

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

"A light lunch and your favourite beverage.

Nothing more or less.

If I throw potatoes or tomatoes, I tend not to take them out of the tin.

I've been told off too many times to keep doing that.

Are you doing your shopping beforehand?"

Of course.

Where else am I going to get the sandwiches and two bottles of wine wrapped in brown paper bags to eat o. The park bench.?

Fingerless gloves and beanies are not compulsory.

I just want to get my own back on some bloke who keeps throwing raw potatoes at me...

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

Leaving with cum on your face

You're making me leave?

Bloody cat!

Also we basically have the same profile picture with our own sexy bodies

*CUTE*

Only because you said you could see nipple on the last one!"

I think our bodies would look good having hard sex together. Just gonna say it.

And I could. Tittayssss!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

For me it's where our undivided attention is focused upon each other, with little deviation or distraction towards anything or anyone else. Simply because we are so immersed and hopelessly lost in each other's company, irrespective of what we are doing for our first date - luncheon, libations or coffee...

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"For me it's where our undivided attention is focused upon each other, with little deviation or distraction towards anything or anyone else. Simply because we are so immersed and hopelessly lost in each other's company, irrespective of what we are doing for our first date - luncheon, libations or coffee..."

You forgot the roses

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Ugh!... couldn't you have just given us some sarcastic and witty response and not be so loveable all the time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You've been watching too many rom coms.

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By *ibLeiMan
over a year ago

Manchester

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My perfect date is a great, very long conversation that stimulates my brain, helps me expand my horizons and makes me laugh - with the hope that it does the same to my date

My worst dates have been with close minded people, and/or people who can’t think rationally or logically."

Where do weirdos fit in?

Asking for a friend....

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

You forgot the roses

He didn’t

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By *ibLeiMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"My perfect date is a great, very long conversation that stimulates my brain, helps me expand my horizons and makes me laugh - with the hope that it does the same to my date

My worst dates have been with close minded people, and/or people who can’t think rationally or logically.

Where do weirdos fit in?

Asking for a friend...."

Weirdos are often positively intriguing, they offer you different perspectives in life. It might not always be sound but at least they carve their own path

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I don't date, so as it's hypothetical...

Casino heist?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't date, so as it's hypothetical...

Casino heist?

Can we get snacks?

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

You forgot the roses

Nero forget Roses!!!

I really don't think so.

They're the second thing you'd get after a respectful kiss on the back of your hand.

He's a real gentleman, Nero is.

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By *oixanteNeufDudeMan
over a year ago

Lymm

For me the best dates have been a meal or drink, where you’ve established a mutual connection and clicked - just fantastic when it happens! Perhaps with little bit of subtle flirting too, then finally a nice snog at the end, leaving you both wanting more. Doesn’t have to end jumping into bed, as you can save that for next time and you’ll both want it more and have a more amazing shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they play video games with me and seem like they're atleast a little bit mentally unstable then I consider it a win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My perfect first date. … ? the girl turns up

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

You forgot the roses

He didn’t

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We need a rose emoji.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

Drinks with someone nice and we have a fun time

1st dates should never be more than just drinks "

What if someone doesn't drink?

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By *unInTheSun80sCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

Drinks with someone nice and we have a fun time

1st dates should never be more than just drinks

What if someone doesn't drink?"

Orange juice??? Our first date was drinks I only snagged him on the second date cos I thought he was easy and didn't respect him. Two years later and he asked me to marry him

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

A drink and good conversations with some laughs

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

You forgot the roses

Nero forget Roses!!!

I really don't think so.

They're the second thing you'd get after a respectful kiss on the back of your hand.

He's a real gentleman, Nero is."

I stand corrected

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"My perfect first date. … ? the girl turns up "

Brilliant

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By *ttentiveRabbitMan
over a year ago

Lymington

Going to feed the ducks, who wouldn’t like feeding ducks?!

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

"
decent restaurant, good food but better wine, no rush, enjoy the chat and banter decent backdrop for a stroll after with very good takeaway icecream,to continue the chats and see where it leads, so maybe mid sized town in scilly in September.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

How about a nice hot tub date?

That would be nice.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

Leaving with cum on your face

You're making me leave?

Bloody cat!

Also we basically have the same profile picture with our own sexy bodies

*CUTE*

Only because you said you could see nipple on the last one!"

I liked the last one... Very provocative!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Going to feed the ducks, who wouldn’t like feeding ducks?!"

I like this idea!

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By *unInTheSun80sCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"Going to feed the ducks, who wouldn’t like feeding ducks?!"

Winner winner chicken (or duck) dinner

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

Leaving with cum on your face

You're making me leave?

Bloody cat!

Also we basically have the same profile picture with our own sexy bodies

*CUTE*

Only because you said you could see nipple on the last one!

I liked the last one... Very provocative!"

Because you could see her boobs?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

Leaving with cum on your face

You're making me leave?

Bloody cat!

Also we basically have the same profile picture with our own sexy bodies

*CUTE*"

Seriously you two... Just get a room...

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

Leaving with cum on your face

You're making me leave?

Bloody cat!

Also we basically have the same profile picture with our own sexy bodies

*CUTE*

Only because you said you could see nipple on the last one!

I liked the last one... Very provocative!

Because you could see her boobs? "

Yeah, who doesn't love boobs?

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By *agondaMan
over a year ago

Witterings

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

Leaving with cum on your face

You're making me leave?

Bloody cat!

Also we basically have the same profile picture with our own sexy bodies

*CUTE*

Only because you said you could see nipple on the last one!

I liked the last one... Very provocative!

Because you could see her boobs?

Yeah, who doesn't love boobs?"

My perfect first date would involve a smile, then a laugh, some more smiles, a flirt, more smiles and only then would boobs get involved lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

Leaving with cum on your face

You're making me leave?

Bloody cat!

Also we basically have the same profile picture with our own sexy bodies

*CUTE*

Only because you said you could see nipple on the last one!

I liked the last one... Very provocative!

Because you could see her boobs?

Yeah, who doesn't love boobs?"

Me!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

Leaving with cum on your face

You're making me leave?

Bloody cat!

Also we basically have the same profile picture with our own sexy bodies

*CUTE*

Only because you said you could see nipple on the last one!

I liked the last one... Very provocative!

Because you could see her boobs?

Yeah, who doesn't love boobs?"

They're good boobs right!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

Leaving with cum on your face

You're making me leave?

Bloody cat!

Also we basically have the same profile picture with our own sexy bodies

*CUTE*

Only because you said you could see nipple on the last one!

I liked the last one... Very provocative!

Because you could see her boobs?

Yeah, who doesn't love boobs?

Me!"

Yeah but you don't like much remember

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

Leaving with cum on your face

You're making me leave?

Bloody cat!

Also we basically have the same profile picture with our own sexy bodies

*CUTE*

Only because you said you could see nipple on the last one!

I liked the last one... Very provocative!

Because you could see her boobs?

Yeah, who doesn't love boobs?

They're good boobs right!"

Hellooo I am here.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

Leaving with cum on your face

You're making me leave?

Bloody cat!

Also we basically have the same profile picture with our own sexy bodies

*CUTE*

Only because you said you could see nipple on the last one!

I liked the last one... Very provocative!

Because you could see her boobs?

Yeah, who doesn't love boobs?

They're good boobs right!

Hellooo I am here."

Nice tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

Has to be a weekend in London or skiing lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

Has to be a weekend in London or skiing lol "

Oh I like the cold

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

Leaving with cum on your face

You're making me leave?

Bloody cat!

Also we basically have the same profile picture with our own sexy bodies

*CUTE*

Only because you said you could see nipple on the last one!

I liked the last one... Very provocative!

Because you could see her boobs?

Yeah, who doesn't love boobs?

They're good boobs right!

Hellooo I am here.

Nice tits

Very pert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The perfect date should be one of those not a date things where you just happen to find the right person in not the right place but then because you know they are the right person you go to next place and that’s perfect and you spend the rest of the evening mind blown why did I not know about this place before and who is this angel before me, who sent her and why am I in Milton Keynes, there’s usually feck all here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

A good walk in a london park! Followed by a good meal and a few drinks the whole time exploring each other’s minds and personalities

Definitely no talking about religion or politics lol xx

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

Reading

A great surprise whe she turns out to be hotter than you thought possible.

A nice meal at a non pretentious restaurant eg nandos, followed by a hot snog leading to hot sex on the first date.

Followed by me not having to drop her off in my car post orgasm. Yep that sounds like a great night to me.

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

Reading

Now I'm thinking the opposite, i.e. disastrous date;

She turns up looks 20 years older than her pics. Says she's 30 looks at least 55!

When you get your hands up her skirt, she's got a dick.

Said Dick is bigger than mine

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By *ts just a bit of funMan
over a year ago

Surrey

Always take them swimming or spa on the first date, get to see them in bikini a quick try before you buy! Followed by a nice steak and good bottle of red

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Now I'm thinking the opposite, i.e. disastrous date;

She turns up looks 20 years older than her pics. Says she's 30 looks at least 55!

When you get your hands up her skirt, she's got a dick.

Said Dick is bigger than mine

Sounds good to me...

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"Now I'm thinking the opposite, i.e. disastrous date;

She turns up looks 20 years older than her pics. Says she's 30 looks at least 55!

When you get your hands up her skirt, she's got a dick.

Said Dick is bigger than mine

No words...!

Sounds good to me...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Now I'm thinking the opposite, i.e. disastrous date;

She turns up looks 20 years older than her pics. Says she's 30 looks at least 55!

When you get your hands up her skirt, she's got a dick.

Said Dick is bigger than mine

No words...!

Sounds good to me...

Just teasing Kaaaaaarl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Few pints and a chippy tea, what more can a girl ask for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the perfect 1st date for you?

*I'm not taking anyone on a date, just bored.

Has to be a weekend in London or skiing lol

Oh I like the cold "

Cottage and log fire weekends?

London in the winter is great, cosy dates. Skiing love it, shame I didn’t take it up in my 20s. Would highly recommend a ski holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going for so coffee and having them not show so I can drink it in peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steak and blowjob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No specific scenario, just instant vibes leading to feeling comfortable around each other and enjoying each others company.

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