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"Must be able to sew, iron , clean, cook dinners, bake cakes, clean guns? must do the shopping, must have a dog. Please send picture of dog " Well that's me out on all counts lol | |||
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"Must be able to sew, iron , clean, cook dinners, bake cakes, clean guns? must do the shopping, must have a dog. Please send picture of dog " Clean guns?,say goodbye to your zero | |||
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"Is this the 1950s?" Yes. Now keep quiet and back in the kitchen with you. | |||
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"What's in it for me? " I'm presuming unlimited intercourse | |||
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"Must be able to sew, iron , clean, cook dinners, bake cakes, clean guns? must do the shopping, must have a dog. Please send picture of dog Fail Fail Fail Kinda pass Fail Fail Pass I have a dog's ashes? Can send photo. " Please | |||
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"Is this the 1950s? Yes. Now keep quiet and back in the kitchen with you. " I’ve just sat down | |||
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"Also must rig decoys and set traps " Now you have crossed the line, set your own bloody traps | |||
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"Erm, for free?! I do have a cute dog though." What’s his name? | |||
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"Must be able to sew, iron , clean, cook dinners, bake cakes, clean guns? must do the shopping, must have a dog. Please send picture of dog " Good luck brother | |||
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"Erm, for free?! I do have a cute dog though. What’s his name? " George | |||
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"Erm, for free?! I do have a cute dog though. What’s his name? George " Can I see George please? | |||
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"What's in it for me? Pride " I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that | |||
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"Must be able to sew, iron , clean, cook dinners, bake cakes, clean guns? must do the shopping, must have a dog. Please send picture of dog " How demanding | |||
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"Erm, for free?! I do have a cute dog though. What’s his name? George " Beautiful British name | |||
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"What's in it for me? Pride I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that " Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though | |||
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" how have I ended up in the 1940’s " You go to the 70s and turn right | |||
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"What's in it for me? Pride I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though" Well no it isn't tbf. Are you a God botherer? | |||
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"What's in it for me? Pride I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though Well no it isn't tbf. Are you a God botherer?" I’m just here playing with fire cos I like it | |||
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"What's in it for me? Pride I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though Well no it isn't tbf. Are you a God botherer? I’m just here playing with fire cos I like it " Ah so you're a god bothering sexist pyromaniac then. | |||
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"What's in it for me? Pride I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though Well no it isn't tbf. Are you a God botherer? I’m just here playing with fire cos I like it Ah so you're a god bothering sexist pyromaniac then. " That’ll be the title of my autobiography | |||
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"What's in it for me? Pride I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though Well no it isn't tbf. Are you a God botherer? I’m just here playing with fire cos I like it Ah so you're a god bothering sexist pyromaniac then. That’ll be the title of my autobiography " I own the copyright | |||
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"What's in it for me? Pride I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though Well no it isn't tbf. Are you a God botherer? I’m just here playing with fire cos I like it Ah so you're a god bothering sexist pyromaniac then. That’ll be the title of my autobiography I own the copyright" What if I offer a tenner? | |||
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"What's in it for me? Pride I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though Well no it isn't tbf. Are you a God botherer? I’m just here playing with fire cos I like it Ah so you're a god bothering sexist pyromaniac then. That’ll be the title of my autobiography " Eulogy. | |||
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"What's in it for me? Pride I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though Well no it isn't tbf. Are you a God botherer? I’m just here playing with fire cos I like it Ah so you're a god bothering sexist pyromaniac then. That’ll be the title of my autobiography I own the copyright What if I offer a tenner? " No | |||
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"What's in it for me? Pride I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though Well no it isn't tbf. Are you a God botherer? I’m just here playing with fire cos I like it Ah so you're a god bothering sexist pyromaniac then. That’ll be the title of my autobiography Eulogy." Not if I write it | |||
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"What's in it for me? Pride I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though Well no it isn't tbf. Are you a God botherer? I’m just here playing with fire cos I like it Ah so you're a god bothering sexist pyromaniac then. That’ll be the title of my autobiography I own the copyright What if I offer a tenner? No " Fair point well made jimbo | |||
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"Swerve all of that... Except the dog. Add likes making cocktails. Caiprinhas And that thing... You know the thing with the eye contact and the lip bite or eye brow raise or whatever that is just... Game over. Good domino or card game is a bonus too. Maybe doesn't steal my socks... Meh whatever let's not push it hey: miracles and all that." I love caipirinha. In | |||
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"Swerve all of that... Except the dog. Add likes making cocktails. Caiprinhas And that thing... You know the thing with the eye contact and the lip bite or eye brow raise or whatever that is just... Game over. Good domino or card game is a bonus too. Maybe doesn't steal my socks... Meh whatever let's not push it hey: miracles and all that. I love caipirinha. In " I can barely even pronounce that word but all the best to ya | |||
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"Must be able to sew, iron , clean, cook dinners, bake cakes, clean guns? must do the shopping, must have a dog. Please send picture of dog " Sound more like you need a mother than a lover Nita | |||
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"Swerve all of that... Except the dog. Add likes making cocktails. Caiprinhas And that thing... You know the thing with the eye contact and the lip bite or eye brow raise or whatever that is just... Game over. Good domino or card game is a bonus too. Maybe doesn't steal my socks... Meh whatever let's not push it hey: miracles and all that. I love caipirinha. In I can barely even pronounce that word but all the best to ya " Just ask for the most tasty cocktail on the menu. That should sort it | |||
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"Swerve all of that... Except the dog. Add likes making cocktails. Caiprinhas And that thing... You know the thing with the eye contact and the lip bite or eye brow raise or whatever that is just... Game over. Good domino or card game is a bonus too. Maybe doesn't steal my socks... Meh whatever let's not push it hey: miracles and all that. I love caipirinha. In I can barely even pronounce that word but all the best to ya Just ask for the most tasty cocktail on the menu. That should sort it " And then tell the waitress that I meant her. Oh god I’m smooth. | |||
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"Swerve all of that... Except the dog. Add likes making cocktails. Caiprinhas And that thing... You know the thing with the eye contact and the lip bite or eye brow raise or whatever that is just... Game over. Good domino or card game is a bonus too. Maybe doesn't steal my socks... Meh whatever let's not push it hey: miracles and all that. I love caipirinha. In I can barely even pronounce that word but all the best to ya Just ask for the most tasty cocktail on the menu. That should sort it And then tell the waitress that I meant her. Oh god I’m smooth. " Something like smooth anyway | |||
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"Swerve all of that... Except the dog. Add likes making cocktails. Caiprinhas And that thing... You know the thing with the eye contact and the lip bite or eye brow raise or whatever that is just... Game over. Good domino or card game is a bonus too. Maybe doesn't steal my socks... Meh whatever let's not push it hey: miracles and all that. I love caipirinha. In I can barely even pronounce that word but all the best to ya Just ask for the most tasty cocktail on the menu. That should sort it And then tell the waitress that I meant her. Oh god I’m smooth. Something like smooth anyway " Definitely Smooth like braille | |||
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"What's in it for me? Pride I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though Well no it isn't tbf. Are you a God botherer? I’m just here playing with fire cos I like it Ah so you're a god bothering sexist pyromaniac then. That’ll be the title of my autobiography I own the copyright What if I offer a tenner? No Fair point well made jimbo " Who's Jimbo? | |||
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"Oh, I can do all of those things. Have dogs too. Not a woman though. " What this guy said. X | |||
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"Must be able to sew, iron , clean, cook dinners, bake cakes, clean guns? must do the shopping, must have a dog. Please send picture of dog " Sewing - tick Ironing - tick Cleaning - tick Cooking - you'd marry me if you tasted it Baking - hmmmm, not too good unfortunately Clean guns - officer in the SADF. I can clean pistols, assault rifles, hand machine carbines and RPG7s. Tick Shopping - tick Dog - cute little spaniel Plus I'm dynamite in bed. Because what could be more of a woman than a woman in a man's body. | |||
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"Must be able to sew, iron , clean, cook dinners, bake cakes, clean guns? must do the shopping, must have a dog. Please send picture of dog Sewing - tick Ironing - tick Cleaning - tick Cooking - you'd marry me if you tasted it Baking - hmmmm, not too good unfortunately Clean guns - officer in the SADF. I can clean pistols, assault rifles, hand machine carbines and RPG7s. Tick Shopping - tick Dog - cute little spaniel Plus I'm dynamite in bed. Because what could be more of a woman than a woman in a man's body. " Can I have you please? | |||
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"Must be able to sew, iron , clean, cook dinners, bake cakes, clean guns? must do the shopping, must have a dog. Please send picture of dog Sewing - tick Ironing - tick Cleaning - tick Cooking - you'd marry me if you tasted it Baking - hmmmm, not too good unfortunately Clean guns - officer in the SADF. I can clean pistols, assault rifles, hand machine carbines and RPG7s. Tick Shopping - tick Dog - cute little spaniel Plus I'm dynamite in bed. Because what could be more of a woman than a woman in a man's body. Can I have you please? " Because what could be more of a woman than LB in a ridiculously tight t-shirt? | |||
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"Must be able to sew, iron , clean, cook dinners, bake cakes, clean guns? must do the shopping, must have a dog. Please send picture of dog " I have a dog. And I can clean weapon systems. I’m not making any guarantees in the rest though, sorry. | |||
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"Swerve all of that... Except the dog. Add likes making cocktails. Caiprinhas And that thing... You know the thing with the eye contact and the lip bite or eye brow raise or whatever that is just... Game over. Good domino or card game is a bonus too. Maybe doesn't steal my socks... Meh whatever let's not push it hey: miracles and all that. I love caipirinha. In " You can steal my socks - you're cool | |||
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"What's in it for me? Pride I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though Well no it isn't tbf. Are you a God botherer? I’m just here playing with fire cos I like it Ah so you're a god bothering sexist pyromaniac then. That’ll be the title of my autobiography I own the copyright What if I offer a tenner? No Fair point well made jimbo Who's Jimbo?" That was a reference to ‘the royle family’ sitcom | |||
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"Must be able to sew, iron , clean, cook dinners, bake cakes, clean guns? must do the shopping, must have a dog. Please send picture of dog " Can do all those things and so much more. That's why I married a women who can do them too. Don't worry, we do.leave our 'man' out of his cage in the basement occasionally to take the dog for a walk, clean up his shit and wash the dishes. He's handy for fixing taps and emptying the bins. | |||
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"I have a dog. Apart from that I’m definitely out!" Everything else can be taught.. | |||
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"Must be able to sew, iron , clean, cook dinners, bake cakes, clean guns? must do the shopping, must have a dog. Please send picture of dog " Brillent | |||
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"No sew no iron,no dog... But a do have a trusty reliable chainsaw" Ohhhhhh do you do lend outs????? | |||
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"No sew no iron,no dog... But a do have a trusty reliable chainsaw Ohhhhhh do you do lend outs????? " Nope.. sorry chain saw is my best friend.. never argues | |||
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"Must be able to sew, iron , clean, cook dinners, bake cakes, clean guns? must do the shopping, must have a dog. Please send picture of dog " I have guns and dogs. I don't cook much. | |||
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"No sew no iron,no dog... But a do have a trusty reliable chainsaw Ohhhhhh do you do lend outs????? Nope.. sorry chain saw is my best friend.. never argues " Your probably right chainsaw too messy I'm more of a poison and lye in the bath kinda girl | |||
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"No sew no iron,no dog... But a do have a trusty reliable chainsaw Ohhhhhh do you do lend outs????? Nope.. sorry chain saw is my best friend.. never argues Your probably right chainsaw too messy I'm more of a poison and lye in the bath kinda girl " ?? ?? ?? | |||
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"What's in it for me? Pride I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though Well no it isn't tbf. Are you a God botherer? I’m just here playing with fire cos I like it Ah so you're a god bothering sexist pyromaniac then. That’ll be the title of my autobiography I own the copyright What if I offer a tenner? No Fair point well made jimbo Who's Jimbo? That was a reference to ‘the royle family’ sitcom " Why? | |||
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"Must be able to sew, iron , clean, cook dinners, bake cakes, clean guns? must do the shopping, must have a dog. Please send picture of dog Can do all those things and so much more. That's why I married a women who can do them too. Don't worry, we do.leave our 'man' out of his cage in the basement occasionally to take the dog for a walk, clean up his shit and wash the dishes. He's handy for fixing taps and emptying the bins." Sounds like a perfect setup | |||
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"What's in it for me? Pride I have lots of pride already, I don't need anymore of that Yeah pride is all about gay stuff now tbf. It’s also a sin though Well no it isn't tbf. Are you a God botherer? I’m just here playing with fire cos I like it Ah so you're a god bothering sexist pyromaniac then. That’ll be the title of my autobiography I own the copyright What if I offer a tenner? No Fair point well made jimbo Who's Jimbo? That was a reference to ‘the royle family’ sitcom Why? " Why not ? | |||
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"No sew no iron,no dog... But a do have a trusty reliable chainsaw Ohhhhhh do you do lend outs????? Nope.. sorry chain saw is my best friend.. never argues Your probably right chainsaw too messy I'm more of a poison and lye in the bath kinda girl ?? ?? ?? " I haven't planned it out or anything honest | |||
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"Must be able to sew, iron , clean, cook dinners, bake cakes, clean guns? must do the shopping, must have a dog. Please send picture of dog " If you find what you’re after , ask her if she’s got a sister will you mate | |||
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"Must be able to sew, iron , clean, cook dinners, bake cakes, clean guns? must do the shopping, must have a dog. Please send picture of dog If you find what you’re after , ask her if she’s got a sister will you mate " You can have her Nan mate lol | |||
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