FabSwingers.com forum: 3 Days of Darkness

By *arakiss12 OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

War, atmospheric changes, possible Iceland volcano eruption, asteroid threat, is 3 days of darkness a possiblity on the 23rd November a strong possibility?

Oh yeh black Friday falls around same time too coincidently.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Looking forward to it...I shall sort out a collection of black metal tunes to see me through it..

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

No chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay!

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By *orridgeCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Torridge

Bugger! I hope I still get paid on the 25th

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me get front row seats to see it coming. I’ll break out a deck chair, sit down and smile at its arrival.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Will there be snacks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be snacks?"

I’ll bring cupcakes

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"Will there be snacks?

I’ll bring cupcakes"

I’m sitting next to you two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should you not be walking the streets with a sign on your front saying:

"The end of the world is nigh"

And on your back:

"Repent".

Meanwhile I am up for a little debauchery if there are any takers.

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By *appy HoHolly DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Bring it on then, it matches my soul.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Will there be snacks?

I’ll bring cupcakes"

Psalm 46:1-2

God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble. Therefore we will not fear, though the earth give way and the mountains fall into the heart of the sea....But it's all OK because we have cupcakes

Good old book of Psalms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be snacks?

I’ll bring cupcakes

Psalm 46:1-2

Good old book of Psalms

Amen!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Will there be snacks?

I’ll bring cupcakes

I’m sitting next to you two"

Cool!!! We can eat cupcakes and sing kum by ya....Then Give me Oil in my Lamp keep me burning! Let's get them Jesus bangers pumping

I'll bring Wotsits and a shandy turn it into a proper party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only darkness is these things being thrown out there. Most of us can scroll past without a second thought but there is people who are geuinuely affected by this. They shouldn't have to go through such stress and anxiety because someone is choosing to spout nonsense.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

As long as ye olde tinternet doesn't go down I'm happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As long as ye olde tinternet doesn't go down I'm happy

One last facetwitbookagramtoktik update before it goes off.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"Will there be snacks?

I’ll bring cupcakes

I’m sitting next to you two

Cool!!! We can eat cupcakes and sing kum by ya....Then Give me Oil in my Lamp keep me burning! Let's get them Jesus bangers pumping

I'll bring Wotsits and a shandy turn it into a proper party

Gosh this sounds Brilliant!!!

I’ll meet your Wotsits and raise you some Skips. I’ll bring some Tootie Fruities as well for afters. And some gloves for everybody so we can keep on clapping when our palms get sore. This is going to be great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring it on!

I like a challenge…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be snacks?

I’ll bring cupcakes

I’m sitting next to you two

Cool!!! We can eat cupcakes and sing kum by ya....Then Give me Oil in my Lamp keep me burning! Let's get them Jesus bangers pumping

I'll bring Wotsits and a shandy turn it into a proper party

Gosh this sounds Brilliant!!!

I’ll grab the Marshmallow and biccies to make the s’mores as the world around us begins to burn.

Disco inferno blasting over the wireless speakers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be putting up my Christmas tree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be snacks?

I’ll bring cupcakes

I’m sitting next to you two

Cool!!! We can eat cupcakes and sing kum by ya....Then Give me Oil in my Lamp keep me burning! Let's get them Jesus bangers pumping

I'll bring Wotsits and a shandy turn it into a proper party

Gosh this sounds Brilliant!!!

I’ll grab the Marshmallow and biccies to make the s’mores as the world around us begins to burn.

Disco inferno blasting over the wireless speakers."

Will there be jacket potatoes wrapped in silver foil in the fire pit.

Are we cooking the marshmallows. Must remember to let them cool off before biting down on them.

Don't suppose we'll need a rendition of 'Auld Lang Syne'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 days of darkness

I'll be in Bath - hope i don't fall into the canal

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Does sound rather exciting but doubt it will happen.

Will confuse the horses somewhat.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

It reads like a script for a b movie, with a budget of £3.50..

Then again if said volcano does go pop it'll be easier to pronounce than the last one in Iceland..

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"It reads like a script for a b movie, with a budget of £3.50..

Then again if said volcano does go pop it'll be easier to pronounce than the last one in Iceland.."

I had to stay in Mexico an extra week because of the last one it was a hardship but I got through

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"It reads like a script for a b movie, with a budget of £3.50..

Then again if said volcano does go pop it'll be easier to pronounce than the last one in Iceland..

I had to stay in Mexico an extra week because of the last one it was a hardship but I got through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time on the 23rd?

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By *tarshipMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"3 days of darkness

I'll be in Bath - hope i don't fall into the canal

You look very nice. I live near to Bath. I'll make sure I'm near the canal to rescue you, as long as I can find it in all that flipping darkness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sales of torches are going to go through the ROOF!

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By *moothpussyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Is it not a catholic prophecy? I think it was padre pio whom first mentioned the three days of darkness.

Apparently you are to draw all your curtains and blinds and not to look out or go out during that period. You're supposed to pray for forgiveness and the only light that will work is that from blessed candles.

I don't know but that's what I thought it was.

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

Better double up on the Vit-D

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Is it not a catholic prophecy? I think it was padre pio whom first mentioned the three days of darkness.

I don't know but that's what I thought it was.

That'll guarantee darkness so the prophecy will be fulfilled

I'd better rush out and do something I need to be forgiven for.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Well if the worlds gonna end we should arrange the biggest ever free for all orgy so at least we go out happy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it not a catholic prophecy? I think it was padre pio whom first mentioned the three days of darkness.

I don't know but that's what I thought it was.

That'll guarantee darkness so the prophecy will be fulfilled

I'd better rush out and do something I need to be forgiven for. "

Does fornication count?

I could always be tempted, but I'm not Catholic so would need to perform some other penance - any suggestions?

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

Better get the beers in...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Is it not a catholic prophecy? I think it was padre pio whom first mentioned the three days of darkness.

I don't know but that's what I thought it was.

That'll guarantee darkness so the prophecy will be fulfilled

I'd better rush out and do something I need to be forgiven for.

Does fornication count?

I could always be tempted, but I'm not Catholic so would need to perform some other penance - any suggestions?"

Oh I have plenty of other suggestions and the means to carry them out

. Is this where I make a speech about having a particular set of skills

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

30 days of night had a better premise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it not a catholic prophecy? I think it was padre pio whom first mentioned the three days of darkness.

I don't know but that's what I thought it was.

That'll guarantee darkness so the prophecy will be fulfilled

I'd better rush out and do something I need to be forgiven for.

Does fornication count?

I could always be tempted, but I'm not Catholic so would need to perform some other penance - any suggestions?

Oh I have plenty of other suggestions and the means to carry them out

. Is this where I make a speech about having a particular set of skills

King Lear

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oh ffs. The 23rd is the start of my busiest week.

So apparently I'm not going to make my millions then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello darkness my old friend …..

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

3 days of darkness the vampires are coming..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh ffs. The 23rd is the start of my busiest week.

So apparently I'm not going to make my millions then."

Sexy head torches

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh ffs. The 23rd is the start of my busiest week.

So apparently I'm not going to make my millions then.

Sexy head torches

Ooh. Good thinking.

Markets will probably be cancelled if the asteroid hits though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh ffs. The 23rd is the start of my busiest week.

So apparently I'm not going to make my millions then.

Sexy head torches

Ooh. Good thinking.

Markets will probably be cancelled if the asteroid hits though."

GOAT orgy!!

... Oh that sounds so wrong when i reread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh ffs. The 23rd is the start of my busiest week.

So apparently I'm not going to make my millions then.

Sexy head torches

Ooh. Good thinking.

Markets will probably be cancelled if the asteroid hits though.

GOAT orgy!!

... Oh that sounds so wrong when i reread

Kinky fucker!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?"

Beer and alcohol only, then you'll sleep through it in total oblivion.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?

Beer and alcohol only, then you'll sleep through it in total oblivion."

Brilliant, thank you. I like to be prepared.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"War, atmospheric changes, possible Iceland volcano eruption, asteroid threat, is 3 days of darkness a possiblity on the 23rd November a strong possibility?

Oh yeh black Friday falls around same time too coincidently.

I don't think The Darkness have got enough material for three days, they've got a few good songs, but definitely not more than a couple of hours.

Cal

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By *appy HoHolly DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?"

Gin in a tin, I’d say.

That’s what I’m stocking up on, anyway.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"War, atmospheric changes, possible Iceland volcano eruption, asteroid threat, is 3 days of darkness a possiblity on the 23rd November a strong possibility?

Oh yeh black Friday falls around same time too coincidently.

Hope not, it's supposed to be a special(ish) day for me

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By *aughtystaffs60Couple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Let's hope it's a natural disaster. I would hate to think mankind had caused the entire destruction of our planet.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Dog's and cat's living together,mass hysteria.

You know real wrath of God type stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?

Gin in a tin, I’d say.

That’s what I’m stocking up on, anyway."

I seem to get thru 1ltr of gin in a week. I really must stop drinking it in pint glasses.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?

Gin in a tin, I’d say.

That’s what I’m stocking up on, anyway."

Thanks, Dee! HK had me right on the booze front. I should be able to get through three days on a liquid diet.

I'm still not quite sure why it's going to be dark, though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?

Gin in a tin, I’d say.

That’s what I’m stocking up on, anyway.

Thanks, Dee! HK had me right on the booze front. I should be able to get through three days on a liquid diet.

I'm still not quite sure why it's going to be dark, though...

Volcano in Iceland.

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By *ros40Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Can only hope

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?

Gin in a tin, I’d say.

That’s what I’m stocking up on, anyway.

Thanks, Dee! HK had me right on the booze front. I should be able to get through three days on a liquid diet.

I'm still not quite sure why it's going to be dark, though...

Volcano in Iceland.

Got it. There was mention of asteroids and war so I was a little confused.

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By *appy HoHolly DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?

Gin in a tin, I’d say.

That’s what I’m stocking up on, anyway.

I seem to get thru 1ltr of gin in a week. I really must stop drinking it in pint glasses."

Why? Just buy two 1ltr bottles, that should easily last till 23rd

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over a year ago

"Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?

Gin in a tin, I’d say.

That’s what I’m stocking up on, anyway.

I seem to get thru 1ltr of gin in a week. I really must stop drinking it in pint glasses.

Why? Just buy two 1ltr bottles, that should easily last till 23rd

Bugger, why could I not think of that? I need a woman to organise me.

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By *appy HoHolly DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?

Gin in a tin, I’d say.

That’s what I’m stocking up on, anyway.

Thanks, Dee! HK had me right on the booze front. I should be able to get through three days on a liquid diet.

I'm still not quite sure why it's going to be dark, though...

That’s the three of us then.

Dark because you know, stuff.

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By *appy HoHolly DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?

Gin in a tin, I’d say.

That’s what I’m stocking up on, anyway.

I seem to get thru 1ltr of gin in a week. I really must stop drinking it in pint glasses.

Why? Just buy two 1ltr bottles, that should easily last till 23rd

Bugger, why could I not think of that? I need a woman to organise me."

As Vaya Con Dios would say:

(What's a man without a woman?)

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?

Gin in a tin, I’d say.

That’s what I’m stocking up on, anyway.

Thanks, Dee! HK had me right on the booze front. I should be able to get through three days on a liquid diet.

I'm still not quite sure why it's going to be dark, though...

That’s the three of us then.

Dark because you know, stuff."

Oh no! Not stuff! I'm really scared of stuff!

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By *appy HoHolly DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?

Gin in a tin, I’d say.

That’s what I’m stocking up on, anyway.

Thanks, Dee! HK had me right on the booze front. I should be able to get through three days on a liquid diet.

I'm still not quite sure why it's going to be dark, though...

That’s the three of us then.

Dark because you know, stuff.

Oh no! Not stuff! I'm really scared of stuff!

Me too. Stuff is scary. Hence the gin, and litres of it, in a pint glass. You’ll be fine

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?

Gin in a tin, I’d say.

That’s what I’m stocking up on, anyway.

Thanks, Dee! HK had me right on the booze front. I should be able to get through three days on a liquid diet.

I'm still not quite sure why it's going to be dark, though...

Volcano in Iceland.

Got it. There was mention of asteroids and war so I was a little confused. "

Bruce Willis is now retired so I'm not sure who we're sending up to fight the asteroids. Will Smith is ready and waiting for the aliens though, with Jeff Goldblum for backup. On the volcano front, we have Tommy Lee Jones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say that again for us dunces at the back? Do I need to stock up in tinned food?

Gin in a tin, I’d say.

That’s what I’m stocking up on, anyway.

Thanks, Dee! HK had me right on the booze front. I should be able to get through three days on a liquid diet.

I'm still not quite sure why it's going to be dark, though...

Volcano in Iceland.

Got it. There was mention of asteroids and war so I was a little confused.

I think Clint Eastwood is still up for it.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Will there be snacks?

I’ll bring cupcakes

I’m sitting next to you two

Cool!!! We can eat cupcakes and sing kum by ya....Then Give me Oil in my Lamp keep me burning! Let's get them Jesus bangers pumping

I'll bring Wotsits and a shandy turn it into a proper party

Gosh this sounds Brilliant!!!

Oooh frickin love tootie fruities! Best party ever!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Let's hope so, that would solve all my problems

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