FabSwingers.com forum: Shakespearean Fab

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I did this some years ago so will try it again. How would Fab be in Shakespearean times?

Fair maid, you have a mighty bosom and my loins do throb for you. Per chance, a moment of oral gratification if you will?

Enter your "quoths" below

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Good master, may I lay with thee

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Mine eyes are enthralled to thy shape. On the touching of thy lips I may melt and no more be seen. I would not wish any companion in the world but you. O, come, be buried within these arms.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good master, may I lay with thee"

Indeed fair maid....and may our gyrations raise the dust in the barn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scoundrel, removeth thine wanger from mine inbox! Thou bringest nout to mine table!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine eyes are enthralled to thy shape. On the touching of thy lips I may melt and no more be seen. I would not wish any companion in the world but you. O, come, be buried within these arms. "

Oh crap...I wich I had thought of that! lol

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"Scoundrel, removeth thine wanger from mine inbox! Thou bringest nout to mine table!"

Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scoundrel, removeth thine wanger from mine inbox! Thou bringest nout to mine table!"

Thine table ist bare! I wish for condiments and napkins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scoundrel, removeth thine wanger from mine inbox! Thou bringest nout to mine table!

Thine table ist bare! I wish for condiments and napkins!

Thou may go forth and acquire thine desires from yonder wench at thine abode! Scum! Cheat!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Which fab mistress shall wanteth to playeth hideth the sausage with this bard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Scoundrel, removeth thine wanger from mine inbox! Thou bringest nout to mine table!

Thine table ist bare! I wish for condiments and napkins!

Thou may go forth and acquire thine desires from yonder wench at thine abode! Scum! Cheat!

Hence forth I go....with full glad heart! Said wench doth enthral....and merrily...I go!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

2bbw or not 2 Bbw, that is the question

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which fab mistress shall wanteth to playeth hideth the sausage with this bard"

Errrrr....you're bard!!! lol

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Which fab mistress shall wanteth to playeth hideth the sausage with this bard

Errrrr....you're bard!!! lol

Story of my life

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2bbw or not 2 Bbw, that is the question"

Bwahaahahah.....MY hands overfloweth with copious bosom... Great joy follows

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"2bbw or not 2 Bbw, that is the question"

2bj or not 2bj that is the real question;)

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yonder container of Lynx deodorant shalt serve me well as a unit of measurement for my wondrous phallus.

Indeed, fair maidens quims shalt surely tremble and leak’eth profusely as they doth behold my manhood majesty….

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

Noooo....I'm not wet and miserable lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yonder container of Lynx deodorant shalt serve me well as a unit of measurement for my wondrous phallus.

Indeed, fair maidens quims shalt surely tremble and leak’eth profusely as they doth behold my manhood majesty…."

I think that means that your dick smells of Africa lol

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

You sir, are an egg.

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By *panksspankedMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Place me over your lap. Unfasten my doublet and chastise my buttocks. I will adore you sweet maiden.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Thou speaketh of honour & poetry

But thine tongue is as forked as the serpent.

Out damned spot. Dare thee to sullie my name and darken my hall with lies & poison.

Instead I shall make merriment with my band of gentle women. We shall laugh gaily with a non y and a hey.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You sir, are an egg."

I say Sir, steady....outrageous!

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By *eliusMan
over a year ago

Henlow

A whore, a whore, my kingdom for a whore

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Place me over your lap. Unfasten my doublet and chastise my buttocks. I will adore you sweet maiden."

Ohhhh mate....that is awesome!

Err...I mean...Sire , you postulate the most amazing visage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lord what fools these "swingers" be..

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By *a1970Man
over a year ago

East cork

I'm getting the impression we have some well read fsbbets herte

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thou speaketh of honour & poetry

But thine tongue is as forked as the serpent.

Out damned spot. Dare thee to sullie my name and darken my hall with lies & poison.

Instead I shall make merriment with my band of gentle women. We shall laugh gaily with a non y and a hey. "

Woof!!! And verily I will slap my thigh as I feast my eyes on such an occaision

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm getting the impression we have some well read fsbbets herte"

I'm scared! It was me that opened this up ! lol

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Come you spirits, that tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here."

Lady Macbeth obviously was drier than the Sahara after yet another abhorrent phallus appeared before her, the bellend towards her hand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lord what fools these "swingers" be..

Yet still they cum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doth the moonshine tonight we play our play... With doggers

Sorry did midsummer night's dream for a levels!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Come you spirits, that tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here."

Lady Macbeth obviously was drier than the Sahara after yet another abhorrent phallus appeared before her, the bellend towards her hand.

Yup....come let me grasp thee...i see the yet I touch thee not... It's just a picture Lady MAc lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doth the moonshine tonight we play our play... With doggers

Sorry did midsummer night's dream for a levels!"

I bet that you didn't explore the part of Bottom! lol

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

"I did this some years ago so will try it again. How would Fab be in Shakespearean times?

Fair maid, you have a mighty bosom and my loins do throb for you. Per chance, a moment of oral gratification if you will?

It was called and still is called the hell fire club.

Enter your "quoths" below

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doth the moonshine tonight we play our play... With doggers

Sorry did midsummer night's dream for a levels!

I bet that you didn't explore the part of Bottom! lol

Well played sir!! I went experimenting at Uni!!

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

It was called and still is called the hellfire club.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

To be flogged or not to be flogged, that is the BDSM question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing can come of nothing,speak again.

Now fab stand up for the swingers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be flogged or not to be flogged, that is the BDSM question."

Would you class that as an outrageous fortune? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing can come of nothing,speak again.

Now fab stand up for the swingers.

Aye...and aye again....!!! Stand up, one and all!!!!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"To be flogged or not to be flogged, that is the BDSM question.

Would you class that as an outrageous fortune? lol

Maybe. To sleep with others, perchance to dream—ay, there's the rub:

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Friends, hotlisters, cuntrymen, lend me your rears.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be flogged or not to be flogged, that is the BDSM question.

Would you class that as an outrageous fortune? lol

Maybe. To sleep with others, perchance to dream—ay, there's the rub:"

Much rubbing may cause to chaffe and keep the owl awake.Whilst the world dost sleep....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Friends, hotlisters, cuntrymen, lend me your rears.

Hhahahaha....brilliant!!!!

Just before he took it from behind lol

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By *eading beddingMan
over a year ago

Berks

Is this a dildo which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this a dildo which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?"

Try and grab it. You'll be disappointed lo

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By *olf and RedCouple
over a year ago

Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston

All the world's a stage,? And all the men and women fabbers merely players;? some have their arses as exit only and others allow entrance.

Red

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

When shall we three meet again?

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

"Scoundrel, removeth thine wanger from mine inbox! Thou bringest nout to mine table!"

*screams with laughter* YES.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gentlemen, I beseech you, end these missives of unseemly merriment. Verily, I swear 'it's better to be sat alone girding thine loins than to be perk'd up and in mine box.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

An arse, an arse, my kingdom for an arse.

Or a horse, a horse, I've give my kingdom to be hung like a horse.

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Gentlemen, I beseech you, end these missives of unseemly merriment. Verily, I swear 'it's better to be sat alone girding thine loins than to be perk'd up and in mine box. "

I thought you'd turned into nero there

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By *adtaffladMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

Alas poor Yorick I tugged him so well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gentlemen, I beseech you, end these missives of unseemly merriment. Verily, I swear 'it's better to be sat alone girding thine loins than to be perk'd up and in mine box.

I thought you'd turned into nero there

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

Get the to a nunnery

and bring back a few of the bigger ones.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Is this a giant pair of norks which I see before me? Come, let me clutch thee: I have thee not, and yet I see thee still. My tongue hath vigour and life and wishes give thee a monster orgasm, my good lady.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

My profile statement would read

"Where the bee fucks, there fuck I"

Written with those exaggerated S's that look like the holes in a violin,

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I am a plain dealing swinger. I have a plan to have my servant tarry with a maid on the balcony and have her shout the name of a person I am with, with a crowd who can see he is not the man on the balcony, but yet will this man be dishonoured by plainly not being the man on the balcony. Or something.

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By *ndypandy69Man
over a year ago

Telford

Be still and silent cuck, they maiden needeth greater length and girth than they stump can deliver. Stand forth and let yon bull fulfill her and let his seed nourish as thou drink from her hairy chalice

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Wouldst thou careth to fucketh?

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"My profile statement would read

"Where the bee fucks, there fuck I"

Written with those exaggerated S's that look like the holes in a violin,"

Profile avatar picture temporarily changed to reflect my striking similarity to the bard when I was younger!

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Or, should I say, when he and I were both relatively younger!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

All of Fab's a stage, / And all the men and women merely players.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust into them.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Avaunt! Saucy fellow! Hath I mine consent unto thee given, that into mine inbox, unsought, thou hast foul images of thine tender portions deposited? I will confess, mine cup of sack hath I well close spewed forth upon spying them. Verily, the stunted polyp of what I might loosely term thy manhood is surpassed in awfulness only by the putrid view of thine gaping fundament. Prithee, away! Vie no more for mine attentions with such base depravities. Wards against furthee such ill-judged entreaties have I erected. And so; away! Foul imp!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once more into the breach, dear friends, for this a gangbang. Or close the hole up with our wanking dead. O’erhang and jutty his confounded face, swilled with the wild and wasteful baby lotion.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Two cocks, both alike in girth, in a hotwife's vayjayjay where we shoot our cream...

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