FabSwingers.com forum: What’s the worst thing about sex?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell me, Fabsters

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By *orthern sparkMan
over a year ago

manchester

Not getting any

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not getting any

Amen, my friend

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By *andy CanesWoman
over a year ago

south

If they cum to quick & you didn’t get chance to cum disappointing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they cum to quick & you didn’t get chance to cum disappointing "

This

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

If they just can't get the angles and positions right

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Choosing who to start with. Everyone wants to be first, nobody wants to cum last x

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Other people!

I'm saying it before the other one does!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"If they cum to quick & you didn’t get chance to cum disappointing

This "

I warned you all in advance! I take zero responsibility

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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago

London

"If they cum to quick & you didn’t get chance to cum disappointing "

Could be a compliment?

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Coughing, sneezing or farting when its getting a bit hot and sweaty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The start

The middle

The end

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Not getting any

Amen, my friend

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By *ozing24Man
over a year ago

kettering

The silence ????

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By *abulousAvaWoman
over a year ago

Dainty Town

Too many expectations resulting in disappointing faces.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

At some point you have to finish

I'm gonna have to have more sex to figure out a more useful answer.

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By *ozing24Man
over a year ago

kettering

"At some point you have to finish

I'm gonna have to have more sex to figure out a more useful answer."

What a shame lol

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Legs getting tired

Asshole getting worn out

Dick not getting hard or going soft half way through.

Not cumming

having to chat to them afterwards

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
over a year ago

Maidstone

The wet patch

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

The crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The soreness experienced after several hours worth of it.

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

When she asks if you like anal and you say yes, then she bends you over.

Who am I kidding, that bits pretty great too

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By *agnar73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Squelching

That after surface on the bed.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"At some point you have to finish

I'm gonna have to have more sex to figure out a more useful answer."

Finishing just means you get to start again

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

Being promised it then that promise being ignored.

Not getting a decent erection after looking forward to it for soooooooo long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dry spells

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By *hrobinsonMan
over a year ago

Bridgnorth

Pregnancy

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By *xfordjohnMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Being unable to stop thinking about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The soreness experienced after several hours worth of it."

Several hours?

You're clearly doing it wrong if it takes that long.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

The guilt

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

If unable to get it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The body heat

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By *ozing24Man
over a year ago

kettering

Turning the light on after and realising you was shagging the dog ???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needing it all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s the worst thing about sex?Tell me, Fabsters

Having to dig another section of the patio up after each encounter.

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By *ustin666666Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

The immediate moment after ejaculation. But you soon forget about it lol.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"The start

The middle

The end"

What about the bits inbetween those?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The immediate moment after ejaculation. But you soon forget about it lol.

That post-nut clarity moment

We’ve all been there!

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By *unshine 57Woman
over a year ago

essex

When someone gets really sensitive after cumming

Or when you meet up with someone who looks nothing like their photo

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By *ie n MashCouple
over a year ago

Back in Malice

According to my Wife, my involvement in it.

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By *r AnalyticMan
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Cleaning up unless there is a shower.

Or meeting up and there hygiene is embarrassing.

It may not be a date but bloody shower before hand.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"The immediate moment after ejaculation. But you soon forget about it lol.

That post-nut clarity moment

We’ve all been there! "

It's those that keep her here.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The cum run.

Mrs

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

There’s bad things?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There’s bad things?

Invite me into a threesome and you’ll soon see!!

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Spending two hours getting ready for sex that lasts ten minutes.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"At some point you have to finish

I'm gonna have to have more sex to figure out a more useful answer.

Finishing just means you get to start again

Yes... but at some point it has to pause... sometimes for AGES!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Fucking about with condoms by either putting them on backwards, not being in the moment and Mr Softy comes out to play, you manage to think of Nicola Sturgeon or other hot foxes, get it on and have to thumb in a Richmond Thin.

Or something like that. Apparently. Said a mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to get up to go to the toilet immediately after. Sometimes I just want to lay there and fall asleep but, you know, uti’s are pretty shit.

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

"If they cum to quick & you didn’t get chance to cum disappointing "

there's always seconds and thirds you know....

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

"Choosing who to start with. Everyone wants to be first, nobody wants to cum last x"

12ths is good

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Having to think about the England Rugby team so you don't cum too quickly

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

Aching wrists

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

Having to accept that it's something other people do, and that you can only get in the way.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Cramp when you're going for it!!

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

getting dripped all over by sweat in the summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they cum and don't make a sound.

When they won't spank me

When I'm really loving being fucked from behind and they cum within seconds.

I can't pick which one. Probably the second one. Maybe the third.

Oh I don't know!!!!

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

"Having to think about the England Rugby team so you don't cum too quickly "

could be the east german women's rugby team....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"getting dripped all over by sweat in the summer"

Oh I change my answer to this

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Having to think about the England Rugby team so you don't cum too quickly "

Having to think about the England Rugby team so I can cum at all

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By *ohnSwingsSurreyMan
over a year ago

Horley

The begging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having to think about the England Rugby team so you don't cum too quickly

Having to think about the England Rugby team so I can cum at all"

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Having to think about the England Rugby team so you don't cum too quickly

could be the east german women's rugby team...."

Yeah but there's something about female h0okers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porn is the worst thing! Just listen to me as you fuck me, I'll let you know what's good.

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Having pleasured your playmates but not getting off yourself

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By *hadowtoothMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Men who ejaculate infrequently have a 30% higher chance of prostate cancer. Thinking about that after a knock back is the worst thing about sex.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Oh god I’ve been without for ages so I doubt anything would be bad ! Lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Cramp when you're going for it!! "

Dear lord yes

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Me! The answer is the sex with me

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By *olymalelincsMan
over a year ago

southend

That I cant have it at the moment

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"If they cum to quick & you didn’t get chance to cum disappointing "
what about when they can't cum at all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The squeaking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having to think about the England Rugby team so you don't cum too quickly

Having to think about the England Rugby team so I can cum at all"

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
over a year ago

London or Bedford

Once I bust a nut & get that moment of clarity. And the first thing that comes into my head is...

“What am I doing!?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bs in people playing games like the last person I blocked. Even said messaging was a game, the chase peoole just like the adrenaline rush. No wonder we is mostly dried out more wet outside

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

When they can’t stay over and have to head back to their husbands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleeping in the wet spots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Receiving a blowjob

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By *hotterMan
over a year ago

Hartlepool

The preparation

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

The cats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they can’t stay over and have to head back to their husbands

Not sharing the bed? Bonus!

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By *rooperRedMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Having the wet spot on your side.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Extra washing

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Having to get up to go to the toilet immediately after. Sometimes I just want to lay there and fall asleep but, you know, uti’s are pretty shit. "

For sure this is it!

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By *ackandJill1Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

The laundry it creates

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By *omethingGood2023Man
over a year ago

cheshire

The first time you go down on a new female partner and they taste like smell of the local fish market on a hot summer's day.

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

"The laundry it creates

makes less if you're not one of the pull my nighty down after you've finished gang

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

"The first time you go down on a new female partner and they taste like smell of the local fish market on a hot summer's day."

do a lot from grimsby do you? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smell of latex condoms overpowering all the other smells. Magnum Bareskin are probably the worse I've encountered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

Finding plausible reasons why I have six weight bearing hooks in the ceiling in the sitting room.

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

"Finding plausible reasons why I have six weight bearing hooks in the ceiling in the sitting room. "

and a pole up the corner?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

You have to pretend that you actually like them

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"If they cum to quick & you didn’t get chance to cum disappointing

This "

That's what foreplay is for.

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By *hortishblondeWoman
over a year ago

Essex

They fuck off home and don't message for a week after

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

creaky 4 poster beds, in the public play area. She gets the giggles and needs to eat the pillows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they fingerblast for 30 seconds and look fed up when you don't come

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

The maniacal laughter.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"When they can’t stay over and have to head back to their husbands

Not sharing the bed? Bonus!"

I miss spoons and being woken for sleepy 4 am sex

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"Finding plausible reasons why I have six weight bearing hooks in the ceiling in the sitting room.

and a pole up the corner?"

No just a swing.

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

Unable to breathe through my ears !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quickies

No foreplay

Pubes in your teeth

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"When they fingerblast for 30 seconds and look fed up when you don't come "

That is a shocking lack of skill: communication, stamina technique and build up.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Not getting any

Not being able to get it with the person/s you like to is worse

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

The begging

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Having to think about the England Rugby team so you don't cum too quickly

Having to think about the England Rugby team so I can cum at all"

We could work. We can name them out load 1-15

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of rhythm haha, cervical bangers ffs, people that think they are either a bloody dj or stuffing a turkey etc etc ha.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Lack of rhythm haha, cervical bangers ffs, people that think they are either a bloody dj or stuffing a turkey etc etc ha. "

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Feet slipping on the floor standing up with the lady on the bed, hate it ...also if height not right and angles all wrong

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
over a year ago

Maidstone

Trying to find someone even half decent to have it with!!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Having to think about the England Rugby team so you don't cum too quickly

Having to think about the England Rugby team so I can cum at all

We could work. We can name them out load 1-15

You’re on

. Oooooft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The soreness experienced after several hours worth of it.

Several hours?

You're clearly doing it wrong if it takes that long. "

Educate me

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

The only thing wrong with “the sex” is when there isn’t enough of it

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

Never having an orgasm

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