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"I remember years ago on Something like eurotrash where really skinny men paid for overweight women to bounce on them. I’d do that for a few hundred quid " In. | |||
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"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think. Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material. I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt. (*I don't think there is though)" I've heard your voice Meli, if you want to practice your phone sex on me I'll give you my number!! | |||
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"I remember years ago on Something like eurotrash where really skinny men paid for overweight women to bounce on them. I’d do that for a few hundred quid In." This time next year we’d be millionaires chick ….. | |||
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"I remember years ago on Something like eurotrash where really skinny men paid for overweight women to bounce on them. I’d do that for a few hundred quid In." Hang on...bounce like sit on like a sofa... or bounce like on their willy? This may change my answer. | |||
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"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think. Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material. I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt. (*I don't think there is though)" I think of you as more of a “ muse” tbh Meli | |||
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"I reckon I could do some kind of domme thing . As long as they don’t get to touch me and they do as I say " Let me know if you want to practice Free of charge | |||
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"I remember years ago on Something like eurotrash where really skinny men paid for overweight women to bounce on them. I’d do that for a few hundred quid In. Hang on...bounce like sit on like a sofa... or bounce like on their willy? This may change my answer." Oh god no willies. literally bounce like a bouncy castle. Must have proper hurt them too! | |||
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"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think. Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material. I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt. (*I don't think there is though) I've heard your voice Meli, if you want to practice your phone sex on me I'll give you my number!! " Erm hi. Yes. I would love that. No one has given me free rein before like this so send away. | |||
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"I remember years ago on Something like eurotrash where really skinny men paid for overweight women to bounce on them. I’d do that for a few hundred quid In. Hang on...bounce like sit on like a sofa... or bounce like on their willy? This may change my answer. Oh god no willies. literally bounce like a bouncy castle. Must have proper hurt them too! " So... we get the money first, get them to sign the "wasn't Nora or Posh that hurt me really" paperwork... yep. Millionaires! | |||
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"I'm the Wish version, or Temu. Imagine ordering a sophiscated and classy bird, then I rock up swearing like a navvy covered in Kebab juice That's me" Niche market. Specialist interests. Higher prices. I get it. | |||
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"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think. Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material. I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt. (*I don't think there is though) I've heard your voice Meli, if you want to practice your phone sex on me I'll give you my number!! Erm hi. Yes. I would love that. No one has given me free rein before like this so send away. " WAIT! it was always as easy as this!?!? | |||
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"Worker of the sex? Could you do it? Even try it? Think you've got the stones or the boobs or the class or the (if someone doesn't know what word goes here to finish this mad rhyme I swear to holy things)" Online with a good partner , I’d probably try it | |||
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"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think. Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material. I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt. (*I don't think there is though) I've heard your voice Meli, if you want to practice your phone sex on me I'll give you my number!! " Can I listen in to this call? | |||
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"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think. Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material. I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt. (*I don't think there is though)" Love the tag "chubby posh millennial". I think you may be on to something there! | |||
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"I'm the Wish version, or Temu. Imagine ordering a sophiscated and classy bird, then I rock up swearing like a navvy covered in Kebab juice That's me Niche market. Specialist interests. Higher prices. I get it. " Ooooh I could tailor the experience and be covered in kebab juice of choice!! Charge 'em extra for that | |||
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"I remember years ago on Something like eurotrash where really skinny men paid for overweight women to bounce on them. I’d do that for a few hundred quid " That made me chuckle. Luckily no one is around! No one was ever around when I watched Eurotrash either (my parents would have disapproved). | |||
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"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think. Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material. I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt. (*I don't think there is though) I've heard your voice Meli, if you want to practice your phone sex on me I'll give you my number!! Erm hi. Yes. I would love that. No one has given me free rein before like this so send away. WAIT! it was always as easy as this!?!?" Yes Kai, yes it was. Flatter my ego by complimenting my voice, say you're game for phone sex practise with me. That's it. That is all it takes. She's the first person to do it in years. Thanks Daizy. | |||
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"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think. Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material. I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt. (*I don't think there is though) I've heard your voice Meli, if you want to practice your phone sex on me I'll give you my number!! Erm hi. Yes. I would love that. No one has given me free rein before like this so send away. " Maybe you need to practice with more than one of us? One can allus dream | |||
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"Worker of the sex? Could you do it? Even try it? Think you've got the stones or the boobs or the class or the (if someone doesn't know what word goes here to finish this mad rhyme I swear to holy things)" I would get a real kick out of it! | |||
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"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think. Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material. I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt. (*I don't think there is though) I've heard your voice Meli, if you want to practice your phone sex on me I'll give you my number!! Erm hi. Yes. I would love that. No one has given me free rein before like this so send away. WAIT! it was always as easy as this!?!? Yes Kai, yes it was. Flatter my ego by complimenting my voice, say you're game for phone sex practise with me. That's it. That is all it takes. She's the first person to do it in years. Thanks Daizy. " Well damn! I won't steal Daizy's thunder by trying to steal you away too. But I shall remember for future reference! | |||
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"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think. Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material. I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt. (*I don't think there is though)" I could definitely do phone sex for both genders 1.50 a minute. I even used to have an Ofcom licence for it as I had premium rate lines. | |||
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"I'm the Wish version, or Temu. Imagine ordering a sophiscated and classy bird, then I rock up swearing like a navvy covered in Kebab juice That's me" Kebab juice you say. I'll have a pitta what you're sellin! | |||
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"Having looked at some of the local talent near me and what they charge I don’t think many women on fab would be able to offer that level of quality for that low a price " The question is about you. But you've opted to make out that women on Fab aren't good enough at sex to get paid for it. Right. | |||
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"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think. Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material. I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt. (*I don't think there is though) I think of you as more of a “ muse” tbh Meli" I'd love to be someone's muse. You're so sweet! | |||
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"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think. Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material. I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt. (*I don't think there is though) I think of you as more of a “ muse” tbh Meli I'd love to be someone's muse. You're so sweet!" Are taking applications? | |||
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"I’d be great at the one where men go to be kicked in the balls repeatedly " I don't think there's enough money to tempt me into that | |||
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"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think. Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material. I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt. (*I don't think there is though) I think of you as more of a “ muse” tbh Meli I'd love to be someone's muse. You're so sweet! Are taking applications? " You can if you want to; you'd be accepted even if it's an illegible scrawl penned on the back of a receipt though. So maybe skip that part and move on to the good times. | |||
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"Yep could definitely do it. Will suck and fuck for buck " Well, I would buck and fuck and it wouldn't suck. | |||
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"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think. Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material. I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt. (*I don't think there is though) I think of you as more of a “ muse” tbh Meli I'd love to be someone's muse. You're so sweet! Are taking applications? You can if you want to; you'd be accepted even if it's an illegible scrawl penned on the back of a receipt though. So maybe skip that part and move on to the good times." And moving swiftly on… Xx | |||
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"No. It would take the fun out of the sex, and where’s the fun in that?!" You’re still accepting begging letters though??? The usual address??? | |||
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"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think. Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material. I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt. (*I don't think there is though) I think of you as more of a “ muse” tbh Meli I'd love to be someone's muse. You're so sweet! Are taking applications? You can if you want to; you'd be accepted even if it's an illegible scrawl penned on the back of a receipt though. So maybe skip that part and move on to the good times." Slightly off topic but "Muse always makes me think of Salma Hayek in Dogma with Jason Lee's voice saying "I'm a fucking Demon" | |||
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"I remember years ago on Something like eurotrash where really skinny men paid for overweight women to bounce on them. I’d do that for a few hundred quid " I've seen them on tv paying women to walk on them in stilletos, I could definitely do that | |||
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"Yeah. Phone sex work. I'd be quite good at that I think. Or if there's a *market for the chubby posh millennial than yep. Perfect esc*rt material. I love sex. Love meeting new people, dates, dalliances. I'd probably be more a courtesan than an esc*rt. (*I don't think there is though) I've heard your voice Meli, if you want to practice your phone sex on me I'll give you my number!! Erm hi. Yes. I would love that. No one has given me free rein before like this so send away. WAIT! it was always as easy as this!?!? Yes Kai, yes it was. Flatter my ego by complimenting my voice, say you're game for phone sex practise with me. That's it. That is all it takes. She's the first person to do it in years. Thanks Daizy. " | |||
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"Absolutely not. Trading standards would be all over me if I advertised myself as professional. Professional pillow princess maybe" Lazy? | |||
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"I'm the Wish version, or Temu. Imagine ordering a sophiscated and classy bird, then I rock up swearing like a navvy covered in Kebab juice That's me Kebab juice you say. I'll have a pitta what you're sellin!" Garlic, cheese or chilli sauce. I might go edgy and throw in a bit of Branston pickle on myself | |||
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"If the only other option was shoplifting I'd give it a go. I reckon I'd be okay at the interaction side but I'd make more money from shoplifting " I'll stick with shoplifting. Wheelchair gives me plausible deniability. I doubt there's a huge sex work market for chubby women on wheels? Also, I'd be totally unable to run away from any scary people | |||
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