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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

Another Ed Sheeran song that sounds the same.

But what classic habits have you known in the opposite gender that just drive you carrrraaazzyy?!!

Note it's a fun thread, please have fun, be fun, looking for fun? I can have fun x

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Crazy good or crazy bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being hungry, not knowing what they want, but knowing everything I suggest is wrong

That’s why I’ve stopped asking. Put your coat on we’re going out to eat, don’t ask where just get in the car you old bag

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Use of ‘we need to…’ meaning ‘please will you…’

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Being hungry, not knowing what they want, but knowing everything I suggest is wrong

That’s why I’ve stopped asking. Put your coat on we’re going out to eat, don’t ask where just get in the car you old bag "

That's absolutely perfect!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Leaving the straighteners on or believing they have.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Indecisiveness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asking where things are. Women are tour guides in their own houses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leaving the straighteners on or believing they have."

Guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Asking where things are. Women are tour guides in their own houses."

This is because you move everything!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breathing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sharing a kit kat when it's a 4 fingered one

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Breathing."

Guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breathing.

Guilty"

Bloody knew it

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By *rRiosMan
over a year ago

dublin

"Indecisiveness "

I used to be this but now I’m not so sure…

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Tinkering with cars.

“Oh I’ll just strip this engine”

“Do you know how to put it back together?”

“No, but how hard can it be? *insert macho laugh*”

The next thing they are frantically ordering a Haynes Manual from Amazon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disappearing to the toilet for an HOUR every time stuff needs doing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whistling

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Longwinded voice notes

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Inability to figure out they put the last toilet roll on the holder, and that they need to add it to the shopping list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Longwinded voice notes"

I feel seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clearing their throat loudly

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Tinkering with cars.

“Oh I’ll just strip this engine”

“Do you know how to put it back together?”

“No, but how hard can it be? *insert macho laugh*”

The next thing they are frantically ordering a Haynes Manual from Amazon

Have you been spying on me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're expecting visitors and there are eleventy billion things to do, so he rushes to trim the shrub at the back (with nail scissors).

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By *agebunWoman
over a year ago

Rugby

Only answering one of the questions when I ask multiple questions in one message.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Leaving the straighteners on or believing they have."

So accurate. Can you check for me?

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Longwinded voice notes

I feel seen

I love a random longwinded voicenote

MrsAbz

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Longwinded voice notes

I feel seen

I love a random longwinded voicenote

MrsAbz "

No I received a 4 minute one earlier and it shall never be played

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Longwinded voice notes

I feel seen

I love a random longwinded voicenote

MrsAbz

No I received a 4 minute one earlier and it shall never be played "

Send it to me and I'll do a tl:dl review for you

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Longwinded voice notes

I feel seen

I love a random longwinded voicenote

MrsAbz

No I received a 4 minute one earlier and it shall never be played "

4 minutes? Pffft, amateur

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Men seem incapable of having a bath/shower without drenching the floor, as if an orca whale has been splashing about in the tub.

Leaving a tooth full of milk (or even worse, an empty carton) in the fridge that is no use for anything.

Sitting on the sofa throw cushions, squashing them out of shape and generally making the place look untidy

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Everytime I see your username now I can help but sing;

Don't blame it on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonlight. Don't blame it on the good time. Blame it on the Brucey

Sorry, it's an earworm I know

Just thought I'd share, I'm good like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You tell him about a plan well in advance….multiple times. The day comes where said plan is supposed to happen. Absolutely no recollection of it being mentioned before.

It’s mind blowing

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Everytime I see your username now I can help but sing;

Don't blame it on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonlight. Don't blame it on the good time. Blame it on the Brucey

Sorry, it's an earworm I know

Just thought I'd share, I'm good like that

You know that's what I was doing right?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Men seem incapable of having a bath/shower without drenching the floor, as if an orca whale has been splashing about in the tub.

Leaving a tooth full of milk (or even worse, an empty carton) in the fridge that is no use for anything.

Sitting on the sofa throw cushions, squashing them out of shape and generally making the place look untidy

Oh I'm sorry what about the clothes left all over the floor ladies!

Bras everywhere!

Mostly finished make up products all over the place!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Men seem incapable of having a bath/shower without drenching the floor, as if an orca whale has been splashing about in the tub.

Leaving a tooth full of milk (or even worse, an empty carton) in the fridge that is no use for anything.

Sitting on the sofa throw cushions, squashing them out of shape and generally making the place look untidy

Oh I'm sorry what about the clothes left all over the floor ladies!

Bras everywhere!

Mostly finished make up products all over the place!

Brucey don't forget those one use hairpins everywhere other than their hair

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Everytime I see your username now I can help but sing;

Don't blame it on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonlight. Don't blame it on the good time. Blame it on the Brucey

Sorry, it's an earworm I know

Just thought I'd share, I'm good like that

You know that's what I was doing right?"

No, I did not know that

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Men seem incapable of having a bath/shower without drenching the floor, as if an orca whale has been splashing about in the tub.

Leaving a tooth full of milk (or even worse, an empty carton) in the fridge that is no use for anything.

Sitting on the sofa throw cushions, squashing them out of shape and generally making the place look untidy

Oh I'm sorry what about the clothes left all over the floor ladies!

Bras everywhere!

Mostly finished make up products all over the place!

Brucey don't forget those one use hairpins everywhere other than their hair"

This guy has lived with a girl!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Men seem incapable of having a bath/shower without drenching the floor, as if an orca whale has been splashing about in the tub.

Leaving a tooth full of milk (or even worse, an empty carton) in the fridge that is no use for anything.

Sitting on the sofa throw cushions, squashing them out of shape and generally making the place look untidy

Oh I'm sorry what about the clothes left all over the floor ladies!

Bras everywhere!

Mostly finished make up products all over the place!

Brucey don't forget those one use hairpins everywhere other than their hair

This guy has lived with a girl!"

I lived one once!

Then she found out I was there.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Men seem incapable of having a bath/shower without drenching the floor, as if an orca whale has been splashing about in the tub.

Leaving a tooth full of milk (or even worse, an empty carton) in the fridge that is no use for anything.

Sitting on the sofa throw cushions, squashing them out of shape and generally making the place look untidy

Oh I'm sorry what about the clothes left all over the floor ladies!

Bras everywhere!

Mostly finished make up products all over the place!

Brucey don't forget those one use hairpins everywhere other than their hair

This guy has lived with a girl!

I lived one once!

Then she found out I was there."

Never again!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Also also, they're f**kin useless at loading a dishwasher!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Also also, they're f**kin useless at loading a dishwasher!"

Oh god why am I agreeing with all of this. And publicly too!

One girl I saw put glasses and mugs on the lower section. The lower section!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Also also, they're f**kin useless at loading a dishwasher!

Oh god why am I agreeing with all of this. And publicly too!

One girl I saw put glasses and mugs on the lower section. The lower section!"

Whaaaattt??!!

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Men seem incapable of having a bath/shower without drenching the floor, as if an orca whale has been splashing about in the tub.

Leaving a tooth full of milk (or even worse, an empty carton) in the fridge that is no use for anything.

Sitting on the sofa throw cushions, squashing them out of shape and generally making the place look untidy

Oh I'm sorry what about the clothes left all over the floor ladies!

Bras everywhere!

Mostly finished make up products all over the place!

Brucey don't forget those one use hairpins everywhere other than their hair

This guy has lived with a girl!

I lived one once!

Then she found out I was there.

Never again!"

I suspect I have touched a nerve here, fellas

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Men seem incapable of having a bath/shower without drenching the floor, as if an orca whale has been splashing about in the tub.

Leaving a tooth full of milk (or even worse, an empty carton) in the fridge that is no use for anything.

Sitting on the sofa throw cushions, squashing them out of shape and generally making the place look untidy

Oh I'm sorry what about the clothes left all over the floor ladies!

Bras everywhere!

Mostly finished make up products all over the place!

Brucey don't forget those one use hairpins everywhere other than their hair

This guy has lived with a girl!

I lived one once!

Then she found out I was there.

Never again!

I suspect I have touched a nerve here, fellas

You can touch whatever you like

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Toilet seats: Always to be left down.

"Don't call me a lady." "Do I look like a lady?"

"Oi woman."

"I'm not a woman, I'm a lady."

Ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asking where things are. Women are tour guides in their own houses."

Because you're the ones who move everything in the first place!

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Putting dirty plates in the sink and walking away from it thinking it will wash itself

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Putting dirty plates in the sink and walking away from it thinking it will wash itself "

But they do

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"Putting dirty plates in the sink and walking away from it thinking it will wash itself "

Take from sink...place in dishwasher...switch on... Mission accomplished

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