FabSwingers.com forum: Question for ladies

By *igBoyCov OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

Do women actually use Cucumbers as dildo's or is that just an urban myth?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Some do use them some just eat them and some use them and eat them

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By *igBoyCov OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

Tbh I am genuinely interested in this lol.

Stupid I know but i always thought it was just a joke and urban myth spread on the Internet and stuff

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Some people will use anything remotely viable.

Personally I find the idea of food in my vag utterly repulsive.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I have seen a picture of a woman with a cucumber in her vagina ..

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Anything is a dildo if you brave enough... Corn on the cob seems quite popular at the moment

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By *hrimper36Couple
over a year ago

Central France dept 36

Some use slices on their eyes when having à face mask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything is a dildo if you brave enough... Corn on the cob seems quite popular at the moment"

Pineapple?

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By *G TMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"Anything is a dildo if you brave enough... Corn on the cob seems quite popular at the moment

Pineapple?"

Sideways Lool

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Some do. I prefer a carrot - less girthy and helps you see in the dark!

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By *G TMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"Some do. I prefer a carrot - less girthy and helps you see in the dark!

Lmaooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only when I'm on a health kick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a few times but it wouldn't be my number one choice.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

How else do you think gherkins are made?

LvM

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

You don't want to know what some women (and men) do.

Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How else do you think gherkins are made?

LvM"

Ive only just found out what gherkins are. Im not asking what the pickle juice is then that fills the jars

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By *ts_Business_TimeCouple
over a year ago

Berkshire

Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"How else do you think gherkins are made?

LvM

Ive only just found out what gherkins are. Im not asking what the pickle juice is then that fills the jars

It's a hotly debated topic

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How else do you think gherkins are made?

LvM

Ive only just found out what gherkins are. Im not asking what the pickle juice is then that fills the jars

The tears of people who used them as dildos. Probably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How else do you think gherkins are made?

LvM

Ive only just found out what gherkins are. Im not asking what the pickle juice is then that fills the jars

The tears of people who used them as dildos. Probably. "

Fanny Tears.

(Tears, not Tears)

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By *igBoyCov OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

Dare I ask what your number 1 choice is??? Lol

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Remember.

A cucumber will never run out of batteries......

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Food should not be in a vagina...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Food should not be in a vagina..."

Depends if you eat it afterwards, otherwise it’s just a waste.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"Do women actually use Cucumbers as dildo's or is that just an urban myth?"

Cucumber no..but tried a frozen sausage years ago...it melted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol xx

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Have done yes! Along with courgette carrots parsnips bananas and the best corn on the cob! I am a vegetarian after all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything is a dildo if you brave enough... Corn on the cob seems quite popular at the moment"

Pineapple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. I use them to terrify my sister's cats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything is a dildo if you brave enough... Corn on the cob seems quite popular at the moment

Pineapple?"

Damn, I had not got down to your response when I posted mine. I really should start at the bottom and work up (snicker snicker)

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Cucumbers schucumbers that's what I say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. I use them to terrify my sister's cats. "

Actually, they are great aren't they, when you put one behind the cat and it turns round and jumps in the air out of shock!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Do women actually use Cucumbers as dildo's or is that just an urban myth?"

How many women do you see sweating down the vegetable aisle conspicuouly close to where the cucumber is found?...or is a cucumber a fruit? I can never remember

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

No, but I used a dildo as a cucumber once.

Worst salad I ever made.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I never have done, but there’ll be some out there that have, some that haven’t

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"No, but I used a dildo as a cucumber once.

Worst salad I ever made."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha some will use them some wouldn't. I am in the wouldn't camp, it just icks me out if I'm honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet some men do too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends what else is about really

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Some do, there's plenty of pics on here with numerous vegetables & random objects inserted.

Personally no it's not for me I've enough dildos & a cock at home I don't need to ruin my tea by shoving my veg up there.

Mrs

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Some grow them in vegetable patch along with butternut squash and cabbage

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By *horpy1Man
over a year ago

Waterlooville

Haha good choice!

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Do women actually use Cucumbers as dildo's or is that just an urban myth?

Cucumber no..but tried a frozen sausage years ago...it melted

Handy defrosting tip if you are in a hurry and don't have a microwave

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Some women slice them and put them over their eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some do. I prefer a carrot - less girthy and helps you see in the dark!

I dunno, I've seen plenty of carrots that'll put cucumbers to shame.

Some prefer Big Beautiful Cucumbers, and some Big Blunt Carrots.

Truthfully it's arousing having someone get one in the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All about the Avacado now.

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