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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What SHOULD you be doing this evening?

Me, I should be having penis and rum. Right about.....now.

What COULD I be doing? Penis and rum. Unfortunately I am a bit of a dickhead.

What about you?

Please someone be more pathetic than me.

Thanks!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I guess I probably could be going on a social.

But it's dark, so I'm going to sit on the sofa with the cats and watch a film.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I should have been doing some extra work.

What I’m actually doing is having a soak in the bath, then making music all night whilst trying not to be too “hung over” to hit the gym in the morning.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

All those answers end in fat pants on sofa with dogs and ice cream.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I can guarantee you that right now I’m 200% more pathetic than you.

But for once I’m not publicly shaming myself.

That’s how bad it is.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I should have been having coffee with someone. I probably could have arranged penis if I were so inclined.

I am not doing either of these things.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I should be going downstairs and making a fuss of the dog. But instead I’m catching up on here first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I guess I probably could be going on a social.

But it's dark, so I'm going to sit on the sofa with the cats and watch a film."

Socials in the dark are the best!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I should have been doing some extra work.

What I’m actually doing is having a soak in the bath, then making music all night whilst trying not to be too “hung over” to hit the gym in the morning. "

Making music? Is this sex? You're having sex aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All those answers end in fat pants on sofa with dogs and ice cream. "

Joggers are on!

I need a dog.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

No should as only just finished work.

I could've easily still been in work hating my colleagues for not doing their jobs properly. But I decided that can wait until Monday. Yay me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guess I probably could be going on a social.

But it's dark, so I'm going to sit on the sofa with the cats and watch a film."

I am going to sit on the sofa with my dog and watch a film - and try to keep him off the takeaway that I am going to order!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can guarantee you that right now I’m 200% more pathetic than you.

But for once I’m not publicly shaming myself.

That’s how bad it is."

I reckon I could still win

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"What SHOULD you be doing this evening?

Me, I should be having penis and rum. Right about.....now.

What COULD I be doing? Penis and rum. Unfortunately I am a bit of a dickhead.

What about you?

Please someone be more pathetic than me.

Thanks!

I'm going out to have rum. And give my penis out to someone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What SHOULD you be doing this evening?

Me, I should be having penis and rum. Right about.....now.

What COULD I be doing? Penis and rum. Unfortunately I am a bit of a dickhead.

What about you?

Please someone be more pathetic than me.

Thanks!

I'm going out to have rum. And give my penis out to someone "

Fuck off bruce

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Making music? Is this sex? You're having sex aren't you?"

I wish. No I have an assortment of music things which I enjoy meddling with.

No, I can’t play one you know.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Ailsa is out tonight so I have the house to myself. I probably should be doing some work. I could have invited an old friend over for wine and sex. Instead… I’ll probably be reading and doing some yoga Xx

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Lots of thing I would, and should be doing unfortunately the could is a pain in the arse.

I would like the sex though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I should have been having coffee with someone. I probably could have arranged penis if I were so inclined.

I am not doing either of these things."

No more penis for you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I should be going downstairs and making a fuss of the dog. But instead I’m catching up on here first."

Errrr, dogs come first!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ailsa is out tonight so I have the house to myself. I probably should be doing some work. I could have invited an old friend over for wine and sex. Instead… I’ll probably be reading and doing some yoga Xx"

Oh, bendy are we?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lots of thing I would, and should be doing unfortunately the could is a pain in the arse.

I would like the sex though. "

Use lube next time

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

Should have been lying on the cooch all afternoon but instead was at work for 6 hours unpaid doing a “while your here” job for a bloke who clearly is a millionaire going by his magnificent Barn conversion while I haven’t got a pot to piss in by comparison. Need my fucking heed looked at

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Lots of thing I would, and should be doing unfortunately the could is a pain in the arse.

I would like the sex though.

Use lube next time "

Spoken like a pro!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I should already be done with work but I procrastinated all day and now I still have a lot to do.

I could beon fab guilt free instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently sitting alone bored out of my skull, listening to some music on the juice..

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I should be working out.

I could still do that.

I would greatly benefit from the endorphins from said workout.

I am eyeing the wine in my fridge instead though.

MrsAbz

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Oh, bendy are we? "

Aye. Stiff when it counts though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was tempted for a meet away from here too, but it never materialised into anything. So now I’m about to head out for a beer with my mate.

Would sooner be drinking rum too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What SHOULD you be doing this evening?

Me, I should be having penis and rum. Right about.....now.

What COULD I be doing? Penis and rum. Unfortunately I am a bit of a dickhead.

What about you?

Please someone be more pathetic than me.

Thanks!

I'm going out to have rum. And give my penis out to someone

Fuck off bruce"

Chortled

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Looking after my son.

I could be trying to get a meet.

I should maybe think about running a bath

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I should have been having coffee with someone. I probably could have arranged penis if I were so inclined.

I am not doing either of these things.

No more penis for you!"

Well, clearly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously considering a massage ...so nope not more pathetic than you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I should be working out.

I could still do that.

I would greatly benefit from the endorphins from said workout.

I am eyeing the wine in my fridge instead though.

MrsAbz "

Wine wine wine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Seriously considering a massage ...so nope not more pathetic than you."

Depends if you're paying for it or not.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh, bendy are we?

Aye. Stiff when it counts though

I've seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, bendy are we?

Aye. Stiff when it counts though

I've seen

You must have good eye sight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shoulda been prepping and cooking some burgers, but some twonk (me) forgot to defrost meat.

I woulda been knobbing Mrs Wick later but she’s feeling ill.

I coulda arranged some penis or a stunt vagina to stand in for her. But, I shall be watching The Lion King and scoffing fish n chips with Mini Wick instead.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"What SHOULD you be doing this evening?

Me, I should be having penis and rum. Right about.....now.

What COULD I be doing? Penis and rum. Unfortunately I am a bit of a dickhead.

What about you?

Please someone be more pathetic than me.

Thanks!

I'm going out to have rum. And give my penis out to someone

Fuck off bruce"

Ravie!

I'm not really. Very much drinking with a mate. No I'm not going down on him

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I should be working out.

I could still do that.

I would greatly benefit from the endorphins from said workout.

I am eyeing the wine in my fridge instead though.

MrsAbz

Wine wine wine!"

You've twisted my arm with such eloquent persuasion skills.

Wine it is for the evening then

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What SHOULD you be doing this evening?

Me, I should be having penis and rum. Right about.....now.

What COULD I be doing? Penis and rum. Unfortunately I am a bit of a dickhead.

What about you?

Please someone be more pathetic than me.

Thanks!

I'm going out to have rum. And give my penis out to someone

Fuck off bruce

Ravie!

I'm not really. Very much drinking with a mate. No I'm not going down on him "

A) I'm not messaging you sex stuff now you called me THAT!!

B) can you just have sex please as you know I kinda like this

C) no man on man fun? Way to kick me in the balls when I'm down!

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By *hezGeekCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

We should be thinking about going to Chams, Utopia or entertaining some new friends...

Instead we're vacuuming the carpets, and that's not a euphemism.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"What SHOULD you be doing this evening?

Me, I should be having penis and rum. Right about.....now.

What COULD I be doing? Penis and rum. Unfortunately I am a bit of a dickhead.

What about you?

Please someone be more pathetic than me.

Thanks!

I'm going out to have rum. And give my penis out to someone

Fuck off bruce

Ravie!

I'm not really. Very much drinking with a mate. No I'm not going down on him

A) I'm not messaging you sex stuff now you called me THAT!!

B) can you just have sex please as you know I kinda like this

C) no man on man fun? Way to kick me in the balls when I'm down!

A) we will know you will..it's ok! Think of it as *destiny*

B) kinda like what? Me having sex? Thanks! Or is it the particular situ you last heard about?

C) you should join fab guys as a pretend man. I think you'd enjoy it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What SHOULD you be doing this evening?

Me, I should be having penis and rum. Right about.....now.

What COULD I be doing? Penis and rum. Unfortunately I am a bit of a dickhead.

What about you?

Please someone be more pathetic than me.

Thanks!

I'm going out to have rum. And give my penis out to someone

Fuck off bruce

Ravie!

I'm not really. Very much drinking with a mate. No I'm not going down on him

A) I'm not messaging you sex stuff now you called me THAT!!

B) can you just have sex please as you know I kinda like this

C) no man on man fun? Way to kick me in the balls when I'm down!

A) we will know you will..it's ok! Think of it as *destiny*

B) kinda like what? Me having sex? Thanks! Or is it the particular situ you last heard about?

C) you should join fab guys as a pretend man. I think you'd enjoy it!"

A) finnneeeee

B) the last one is hot, literally.

C) you say that like i haven't already...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We should be thinking about going to Chams, Utopia or entertaining some new friends...

Instead we're vacuuming the carpets, and that's not a euphemism."

Isn't adulting fun!?!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Should?

Be on a train to see someone.

Could?

Be getting ready for throatfucking.

I've decided I'm too tired so instead I'm going to have a long bath, a large glass of wine and listen to the dire music taste of my early twenties.

Rum and penis sounds like a great mix, discount your standards and enjoy it.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Should be doing some work.

Could already have been finished, if I wasn't dicking about on here.

Hmm. All roads lead to I'm a twat.

Mrs TMN x

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"What SHOULD you be doing this evening?

Me, I should be having penis and rum. Right about.....now.

What COULD I be doing? Penis and rum. Unfortunately I am a bit of a dickhead.

What about you?

Please someone be more pathetic than me.

Thanks!

I'm going out to have rum. And give my penis out to someone

Fuck off bruce

Ravie!

I'm not really. Very much drinking with a mate. No I'm not going down on him

A) I'm not messaging you sex stuff now you called me THAT!!

B) can you just have sex please as you know I kinda like this

C) no man on man fun? Way to kick me in the balls when I'm down!

A) we will know you will..it's ok! Think of it as *destiny*

B) kinda like what? Me having sex? Thanks! Or is it the particular situ you last heard about?

C) you should join fab guys as a pretend man. I think you'd enjoy it!

A) finnneeeee

B) the last one is hot, literally.

C) you say that like i haven't already... "

For you to say she's hot really means a lot. And I wouldn't be surprised at the last comment.

Everyone here is routing for us to have sex someday. Well apart from the people that hate us.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"I guess I probably could be going on a social.

But it's dark, so I'm going to sit on the sofa with the cats and watch a film.

I am going to sit on the sofa with my dog and watch a film - and try to keep him off the takeaway that I am going to order!"

Just share, it's much easier

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Seriously considering a massage ...so nope not more pathetic than you.

Depends if you're paying for it or not....."

The free ones are never any good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guess I probably could be going on a social.

But it's dark, so I'm going to sit on the sofa with the cats and watch a film.

I am going to sit on the sofa with my dog and watch a film - and try to keep him off the takeaway that I am going to order!

Just share, it's much easier"

Couldnt even be arsed to order a takeaway and so am now having a bacon and egg buttie with a G&T.

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By *essicagraceWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I should be cooking a massive dinner for a social that may have ended in cock.

I am now cleaning and listening to music.

Well. Right now I'm sat on the sofa. I'll get there.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"The free ones are never any good"

Is this like a free lunch?

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

playa del ingles

"What SHOULD you be doing this evening?

Me, I should be having penis and rum. Right about.....now.

What COULD I be doing? Penis and rum. Unfortunately I am a bit of a dickhead.

What about you?

dodo gold rum?

Please someone be more pathetic than me.

Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got dead man’s fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should be sipping bubbly at a meet I had arranged but unfortunately the lady had a crisis of conscience and cancelled.

What I'm actually doing is sipping a Seville orange gin on my own and eating custard creams.

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

playa del ingles

"I got dead man’s fingers "

is that too much wafty cranking?

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By *dareyoutoMan
over a year ago

Hull

"I should be sipping bubbly at a meet I had arranged but unfortunately the lady had a crisis of conscience and cancelled.

What I'm actually doing is sipping a Seville orange gin on my own and eating custard creams.

Gin and custard creams, many would say that is fucked up, I say that is legendary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got dead man’s fingers

is that too much wafty cranking?"

No that would be the shoulder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should be fantasy

Meeting a beautiful mind who takes me completely... Dream on me

Or.. Housework, organise things. Boring

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