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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is of course a euphemism for something quite naughty.

What's your favourite euphemism for naughty activities?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having my face ‘glazed like a donut’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *andy CanesWoman
over a year ago

south

What does it mean 'Face like a painter's radio' I haven't heard of it?

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By *RWoodyCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"What does it mean 'Face like a painter's radio' I haven't heard of it?"

It can often get splashed with white stuff I imagine.

J x

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By *andy CanesWoman
over a year ago

south

"What does it mean 'Face like a painter's radio' I haven't heard of it?

It can often get splashed with white stuff I imagine.

J x"
ah right

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

Wetter than an otters pocket

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By *JJ_6969Man
over a year ago

Aspull

I thought it was a 'plasterer's radio'?

Painters tend to have a few colours, so unless you got skittles cum...

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

Like a wizards sleeve

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By *esafinadOHolyNightMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm sorry for this 1 but I've heard a lady described as having an ass like a 10 year old boy

Naughty for the wrong reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny like a clowns pocket

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I thought it was a 'plasterer's radio'?

Painters tend to have a few colours, so unless you got skittles cum... "

I've always known it as a plasterers radio too ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits like a spaniel's ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny left battered like an out of date can of corned beef.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stirs like a tilers nail bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stirs like a tilers nail bag. "

Tits even!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Bangs me like barn doors in a hurricane

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By *upcake and wandmasterCouple
over a year ago

long eaton

Try listening to 'Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo' by the bloodhound gang..

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Netflix and chill

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By *esmond and Molly JonesCouple
over a year ago

Watford

"I thought it was a 'plasterer's radio'?

This. It's always been a plasterer's radio.

Painters tend to have a few colours, so unless you got skittles cum... "

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

A classic radio

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By *ir SupremacyMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Fanny like a wizards sleeve is a better one .

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By *allndarkMan
over a year ago

Dalbeattie

You would put hairs on an orange

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By *allndarkMan
over a year ago

Dalbeattie

Not a pound hanging the write way.

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

"I thought it was a 'plasterer's radio'?

This. It's always been a plasterer's radio.

Painters tend to have a few colours, so unless you got skittles cum... "

The saying is usually "wife is as dirty as a plasterers radio".

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

"Is of course a euphemism for something quite naughty.

What's your favourite euphemism for naughty activities?

Fanny like a badly wrapped kebab.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Disappointing the partner

Bit of how’s your father

Horizontal tango

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like chucking a sausage up a close (may only translate to the Scots in here…)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot dog down a tunnel is my fave

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By *upcake and wandmasterCouple
over a year ago

long eaton

"Is of course a euphemism for something quite naughty.

What's your favourite euphemism for naughty activities?

Fanny like a badly wrapped kebab."

Like a punched lasagne..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a bulldog eating mayonnaise...

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Do you want a Pearl necklace?

Who doesn’t?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bearded clam

Beard splitter

Pork sword

albino asparagus

Baby's arm in a boxing glove

Axe wound

Ummm ...

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

A minge like Terry Waite's allotment.

Not in very good taste but people of a certain age will get the imagery.

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By *Bag69Man
over a year ago

Derby

Cock like a blind cobbler's thumb

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

Bumping uglies.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Goes like the privy door when the plagues in town.

E Blackadder

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Fanny like a bucket it didn't touch the sides

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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago

London

Do it like it’s your b’day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny as dry as the bottom of an Ethiopian brick layers tool bag

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"Is of course a euphemism for something quite naughty.

What's your favourite euphemism for naughty activities?

Fanny like a badly wrapped kebab.

Like a punched lasagne.."

Fanny like a dropped kebab

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

"Is of course a euphemism for something quite naughty.

What's your favourite euphemism for naughty activities?

Fanny like a badly wrapped kebab.

Like a punched lasagne..

Fanny like a dropped kebab

Chilli sauce boss?

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

They're all a bit crass

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By *uckholdnovMan
over a year ago

Chatham

Beef curtains for dinner

Ham sandwich for lunch

Dry as a flip flop in the desert

On that quicker than a tramp on chips

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