FabSwingers.com forum: People Piss Me Right Off

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good folks: You don’t have to be misanthropic to intensely dislike certain traits/acts that others do. Indeed, fuck’eth them!

Anyway, simply list here things folks do that never cease to cause you much vexation.

I’ll start you off: People who just turn up at your house unannounced and expect to come in for a chat.

Fuck off!

Over to you now

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

People who throw litter.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Good folks: You don’t have to be misanthropic to intensely dislike certain traits/acts that others do. Indeed, fuck’eth them!

Anyway, simply list here things folks do that never cease to cause you much vexation.

I’ll start you off: People who just turn up at your house unannounced and expect to come in for a chat.

Fuck off!

Over to you now

I hate that! The “I haven’t hoovered!” Panic is real!!!

Delivery drivers leaving parcels with neighbours. I also feel like a burden!

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold callers, but I love winding them up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who pinch your profile name then recreate your profile pic

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Good folks: You don’t have to be misanthropic to intensely dislike certain traits/acts that others do. Indeed, fuck’eth them!

Anyway, simply list here things folks do that never cease to cause you much vexation.

I’ll start you off: People who just turn up at your house unannounced and expect to come in for a chat.

Fuck off!

Over to you now

Fuck the people that let the unannounced come in for the chat then moan about it.

Mrs

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

People who don’t want a no pressure social meet . Seems everyone just wants a fuck and go these days!

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By *oneybee1001Woman
over a year ago

Around and about

Folk spitting in the street, urgh!

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

"People who throw litter. "

Littering and smoking the reefer.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

People who go out of their way to stir up trouble in a group; who happily use other people's secrets to get them kicked out of things.

Twats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex forumite (they got blocked I think) that critiques (unsolicited critique…) many of my forum contributions like a guru or something

This really gets my goat

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

People playing music out of their phone on the busses

I don't get it!! Headphones are so cheap and easy to buy!!

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"An ex forumite (they got blocked I think) that critiques (unsolicited critique…) many of my forum contributions like a guru or something

This really gets my goat

What a strange thing to do

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"An ex forumite (they got blocked I think) that critiques (unsolicited critique…) many of my forum contributions like a guru or something

This really gets my goat

Or the grammar police. Some people have dyslexia or English isn't their first language.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Night time ramblers.

Shut the fuck up. It's like some random group of people shouting at eachother in the cold. 30 fucking minutes so far.

Just go for your sodding walk and leave me to cook in peace you asshats.....

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

People.

That's it nothing else to add.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"People who pinch your profile name then recreate your profile pic "

^^this^^

Be original you big goon!!

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Happy bunch tonight aren’t we!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People.

That's it nothing else to add."

To be fair, no one pisses me off more than: ME

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who interrupt you when you’re talking

Okayyy, your go I guess

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Night time ramblers.

Shut the fuck up. It's like some random group of people shouting at eachother in the cold. 30 fucking minutes so far.

Just go for your sodding walk and leave me to cook in peace you asshats.....

Have they got hats on with those little lamps on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who pinch your profile name then recreate your profile pic

^^this^^

Be original you big goon!!"

Recreate this one then

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

People who don't listen and talk at you not to you.

People who talk over others in a conversation

Loud chewing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who go out of their way to stir up trouble in a group; who happily use other people's secrets to get them kicked out of things.

Twats!"

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

People in supermarkets who stand in the middle of the sodding aisle with their trolleys held at arms length ACROSS the rest of the aisle effectively blocking the entire bloody lane!

Selfish cunty mutherfuckers!

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"People who pinch your profile name then recreate your profile pic

^^this^^

Be original you big goon!!

Recreate this one then

I’ve got a picture just like this, only with less boobs and more hair

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

People who are rude to waiting staff

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Happy bunch tonight aren’t we!"

I would be but I have stupid revalidation stuff to do because I'm a fucking idiot and ALWAYS leave it to the last minute fml lol

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Oh and while we're on the subject ignorant fucking numpties who think all pharmacy is is sticking labels on boxes.... yeah , really?? We're the people trying to make sure you don't die from drug drug interactions etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many people, too many reasons.

With hindsight, as someone who was fortunate enough to continue working throughout, lockdown was absolute bliss.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Zombies who gawp & walk whilst expecting YOU to walk around them.

SUV drivers who have to drive on the white lines as thy don't know how to use their left mirrors and learn lane postioning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Folk spitting in the street, urgh!"

*Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who litter

People who don't use please and thank you

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Drivers who don't stop at zebra/pelican crossings

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Drivers who don't stop at zebra/pelican crossings "

Some people confuse Carmaggeddon and GTA for real life.

Jaywalking phone zombies.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

People who stop in doorways.

Or the absolute oxygen stealing cretins who amble when you stop to let them cross the road. Pretend to jog at least!!!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

You know sometimes when you’re walking behind someone and they suddenly, completely oblivious to those around them, stop dead in the MIDDLE OF THE SODDING PATH as though having been suddenly frozen by Medusa or something and gawk aimlessly at something in a shop window for instance…

That pisses me right off that does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vapours.. Who blow smoke in my face

The bus chucking out black exhaust smoke

Chewing gum stuck to my shoe as you spat it out

Dog poo on pavement lazy dog owners

People who stop dead in street or supermarket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An ex forumite (they got blocked I think) that critiques (unsolicited critique…) many of my forum contributions like a guru or something

This really gets my goat

What a strange thing to do

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It is

Most recent critique was earlier today (I read them but don’t reply) I absentmindedly said ‘ewww’ in a comment, they messaged with ewww in capital letters then the words ‘body shaming’

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

The hypocrisy of some people....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An ex forumite (they got blocked I think) that critiques (unsolicited critique…) many of my forum contributions like a guru or something

This really gets my goat

Or the grammar police. Some people have dyslexia or English isn't their first language."
This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*edited msg for forum purposes, mods

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"An ex forumite (they got blocked I think) that critiques (unsolicited critique…) many of my forum contributions like a guru or something

This really gets my goat

What a strange thing to do

It is

Most recent critique was earlier today (I read them but don’t reply) I absentmindedly said ‘ewww’ in a comment, they messaged with ewww in capital letters then the words ‘body shaming’ "

That’s very strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't use their indicators!! Clearly only GOD knows where you're going.

Lazy fecking dog owners...pick up YOUR dogs shit!

Litter louts! Seriously just NO

People who don't acknowledge that you're holding the door for them,and just walk straight past ..

Ooh ooh and...

People who walk beside each other, and don't attempt to move...oh OK so I'll just step out onto the road shall I??

Muther feckers!

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"The hypocrisy of some people...."

Not much annoys me, but this does.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"People who pinch your profile name then recreate your profile pic

^^this^^

Be original you big goon!!

Recreate this one then

There's a challenge.....

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

The easily annoyed

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Holier than thou people.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Good folks: You don’t have to be misanthropic to intensely dislike certain traits/acts that others do. Indeed, fuck’eth them!

Anyway, simply list here things folks do that never cease to cause you much vexation.

I’ll start you off: People who just turn up at your house unannounced and expect to come in for a chat.

Fuck off!

Over to you now

I hate that! The “I haven’t hoovered!” Panic is real!!!

Delivery drivers leaving parcels with neighbours. I also feel like a burden!"
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It's probably just because you are worried they are worried you want to come in and chat.

I don't like the parcel thing too, especially when they are quite big! pt

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"People who litter

People who don't use please and thank you"

Both of these, in kids especially. I just hate being completely ignored by them. When I was a kid we'd always say at least something in reply, even if it was gobby and rude! These days you can be completely and roundly ignored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who barely see their kids

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By *ave0070Man
over a year ago

Sleaford

Rude and ignorant people, and bullies basically nasty people who think that they are better than everyone else.Thats about it for me I'm quite a chilled out guy and I've got time for most people apart from the ones I've just mentioned lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men who barely see their kids"

And women who barely let dads see their kids.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

I'd rather avoid getting placed on the naughty step

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I'd rather avoid getting placed on the naughty step

You can whisper it to me if you like

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Good folks: You don’t have to be misanthropic to intensely dislike certain traits/acts that others do. Indeed, fuck’eth them!

Anyway, simply list here things folks do that never cease to cause you much vexation.

I’ll start you off: People who just turn up at your house unannounced and expect to come in for a chat.

Fuck off!

Over to you now

I hate that! The “I haven’t hoovered!” Panic is real!!!

Delivery drivers leaving parcels with neighbours. I also feel like a burden!.

It's probably just because you are worried they are worried you want to come in and chat.

I don't like the parcel thing too, especially when they are quite big! pt"

It’s always left with the one neighbour you don’t gel with too. Awkward!

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

doctors still working from home instead of attending surgery.

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Trolls get on my pip and scammers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Racists.

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Customers who ask you a question then walk off only half listening whilst you're still giving them the answer. Twats. Why bother in the first place if you know best already?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Everytime I go outside there’s hundreds of them ( humans ), and every single one gets in my fucking way. MOVE!!!!

The mr

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By *andadbodMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

people who use the speaker function on their mobile phone instead of putting the fecker up to your ear!

no one wants to hear your conversation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who walk like they are walking the mile. And those who manage to take up the whole pavement and you have to play crash team racing to get around them.

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By *armandwet50Couple
over a year ago

Far far away

Smokers who believe the world is an ashtray that someone else will clean for them

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Smokers thinking the world is their litter bin and everybody else will clear up after them when they chuck their cigarette butt's on the ground.

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By *olf and RedCouple
over a year ago

Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston

People who can’t park properly. They park so close, you wonder how they got out without catching your car. Then you have to get in passenger side to scramble over the seats to drive.

I think lots of drivers have no working indicators.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who can’t park properly. They park so close, you wonder how they got out without catching your car. Then you have to get in passenger side to scramble over the seats to drive.

I think lots of drivers have no working indicators.

I saw a bmw wi th indicators the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men.

That is all.

Oh and women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who are in such a rush to pull out of a junction but want to drive 5mph after pisses me right off

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Drivers who don't signal at the roundabout on the way to the school and nearly run us over. And the idiots who think it's ok to do a three point turn in front of the school gates

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