FabSwingers.com forum: Who needs a meet when......

By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

...answers on a postcard.

Mine currently says "...when you've just consumed your own bodyweight in pizza, are halfway through a bottle of pinot noir in bed and have Mission Impossible on the box."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your wonko

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

…when you have postcards to write instead.

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

When you have glitter and cookies

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

When there's enough salt in the diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you've done such a terrible job of waxing you resemble Chewbacca with alopecia.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"When you've done such a terrible job of waxing you resemble Chewbacca with alopecia."

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"When you've done such a terrible job of waxing you resemble Chewbacca with alopecia."

Pics or it never happened.......

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

But seriously I just need one now!! Like right now. Yesterday would have been better but now will do

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Like a Virgin

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"But seriously I just need one now!! Like right now. Yesterday would have been better but now will do "

I'm not at work tomorrow

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

Also Like a Virgin

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"But seriously I just need one now!! Like right now. Yesterday would have been better but now will do

I'm not at work tomorrow

I am!! Rude

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

Also Like a Virgin

And I was was gonna offer you a shag too.........

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

...there's Goldfinger on the telly!

...you've got your mates!

...you're about to have one of Richie's Friday night fry-ups.

I hope *somebody* sees what I was doing there or else I'm just going to look odd.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

When you can’t wait for kids’ bedtime so you can rewatch “Dahmer” for the xx time? (Because you know, Evan Peters).

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"...there's Goldfinger on the telly!

...you've got your mates!

...you're about to have one of Richie's Friday night fry-ups.

I hope *somebody* sees what I was doing there or else I'm just going to look odd."

I wouldn’t understand or appreciate that. I’m just a girl

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

Also Like a Virgin

And I was was gonna offer you a shag too.........

I'm not at work tomorrow

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

When you're just ready for an early night and have nothing witty to say

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

"...answers on a postcard.

Mine currently says "...when you've just consumed your own bodyweight in pizza, are halfway through a bottle of pinot noir in bed and have Mission Impossible on the box.""

Liking the cut of your jib

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’m settling for a full tummy & a comfy sofa….

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

Also Like a Virgin

And I was was gonna offer you a shag too.........

I'm not at work tomorrow

Oi - I need it more!! I think I'm actually returning to Virgin status!!

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By *bi Haive OP Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

Also Like a Virgin

And I was was gonna offer you a shag too.........

I'm not at work tomorrow

Oi - I need it more!! I think I'm actually returning to Virgin status!! "

Virgin on the ridiculous?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

Also Like a Virgin

And I was was gonna offer you a shag too.........

I'm not at work tomorrow

Oi - I need it more!! I think I'm actually returning to Virgin status!!

Virgin on the ridiculous?

You'll be fine once you're Into the Groove

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

Also Like a Virgin

And I was was gonna offer you a shag too.........

I'm not at work tomorrow

Oi - I need it more!! I think I'm actually returning to Virgin status!! "

B is working from home tomorrow

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

Also Like a Virgin

And I was was gonna offer you a shag too.........

I'm not at work tomorrow

Oi - I need it more!! I think I'm actually returning to Virgin status!!

B is working from home tomorrow

Practically a Holiday.

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By *bi Haive OP Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

Also Like a Virgin

And I was was gonna offer you a shag too.........

I'm not at work tomorrow

Oi - I need it more!! I think I'm actually returning to Virgin status!!

Virgin on the ridiculous?

You'll be fine once you're Into the Groove

Yeah. But you're working tomorrow.

I'm not......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

……one has leftover special kebab naan sandwich, and a couple of icy cold Corona.

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By *ake_or_deathMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"...there's Goldfinger on the telly!

...you've got your mates!

...you're about to have one of Richie's Friday night fry-ups.

I hope *somebody* sees what I was doing there or else I'm just going to look odd.

I wouldn’t understand or appreciate that. I’m just a girl

And a Friday night fry up is something a bird just can't appreciate

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

Also Like a Virgin

And I was was gonna offer you a shag too.........

I'm not at work tomorrow

Oi - I need it more!! I think I'm actually returning to Virgin status!!

Virgin on the ridiculous?

You'll be fine once you're Into the Groove

Yeah. But you're working tomorrow.

I'm not......

I think I'm coming down with a Fever

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

Also Like a Virgin

And I was was gonna offer you a shag too.........

I'm not at work tomorrow

Oi - I need it more!! I think I'm actually returning to Virgin status!!

B is working from home tomorrow

Practically a Holiday.

And the kids....

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

... you have a cuppa, your snuggly trackie and hoodie on, and you and the sofa have become one entity?

Mrs TMN x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

Also Like a Virgin

And I was was gonna offer you a shag too.........

I'm not at work tomorrow

Oi - I need it more!! I think I'm actually returning to Virgin status!!

B is working from home tomorrow

Practically a Holiday.

And the kids...."

Are back at school!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

You're obviously crap at flirting and they keep making excuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who needs a meet when....

You've got the cat sat purring in content on your lap

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

Also Like a Virgin

And I was was gonna offer you a shag too.........

I'm not at work tomorrow

Oi - I need it more!! I think I'm actually returning to Virgin status!!

B is working from home tomorrow

Practically a Holiday.

And the kids....

Are back at school!

So Beef's phone will be put on loud and he'll shuggle the mouse on the laptop screen every now and then to keep showing as 'online'

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

It can save you the awkward flirting that you fail so miserably at

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have glitter and cookies"

Well you look gorgeous

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

When you'd rather read a book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you've done such a terrible job of waxing you resemble Chewbacca with alopecia."

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

You're all snuggled up in bed about to fall asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who needs a meet when....

You've got the cat sat purring in content on your lap

Thats a bloody good reason

Its a crime to disturb a contented pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When there's enough salt in the diet

"Let it go, let it go....."

Is she cramping your style?

Also Like a Virgin

And I was was gonna offer you a shag too.........

I'm not at work tomorrow

Oi - I need it more!! I think I'm actually returning to Virgin status!!

B is working from home tomorrow

Practically a Holiday.

And the kids....

Are back at school!

So Beef's phone will be put on loud and he'll shuggle the mouse on the laptop screen every now and then to keep showing as 'online'

I have a jiggler for my screen so it does not go in to sleep mode and Teams shows me at my PC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've already had one the night before and walking like Tina Turner.

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