FabSwingers.com forum: If you carved a pumpkin.........

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

What face ( real or fictional ) or text would you carve ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

A Happy smiley face

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Donald Trump

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"A Happy smiley face

Awwwwwww that actually touched me and I haven't been touched for years.

Sweet x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classic Donald Trumpkin

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Donald Trump"

So you can stick a candle up his arse ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Classic Donald Trumpkin "

Clever choice ! All your own work ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Fuck off!"

Would work well

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"A Happy smiley face

Awwwwwww that actually touched me and I haven't been touched for years.

Sweet x "
lol you fibber

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Bartholomew the Apostle

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

""Fuck off!"

Would work well"

Is that your message to the children knocking for sweeties ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

"Donald Trump"

Nope, That’s the answer of a lazy pumpkin carver, All pumpkins already look like Donald Trump

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Bartholomew the Apostle"

Good looking bloke. He was beheaded so it's bloody apt as it goes..... ( we call him Nathaniel )

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icevicebabyWoman
over a year ago

Dublin North

Jack Skellington is one of my favourite ones to do.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Chichester cathedral.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Donald Trump

Nope, That’s the answer of a lazy pumpkin carver, All pumpkins already look like Donald Trump

You know you are right ! I always think of Donald when I see a large Kwasssohhhh

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Jack Skellington is one of my favourite ones to do.

That's really imaginative. Well done. Is he the long thin one from Nightmare before Christmas ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

The question with pumpkins is , cut or uncut.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Fuck off!"

Would work well"

I thought of that too.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

It's nearly Xmas

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter did a fantastic Donald trump a few years ago

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Chichester cathedral.

Do you do a VERY LARGE organ justice ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Jimmy Saville.

Certainly scare people away

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freddy kruger...

Or fuck face with cum oozzing out mouth

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"My daughter did a fantastic Donald trump a few years ago

What cycle is your washing on ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icevicebabyWoman
over a year ago

Dublin North

"Jack Skellington is one of my favourite ones to do.

That's really imaginative. Well done. Is he the long thin one from Nightmare before Christmas ?"

Yeah just his head obviously, it's quite an easy one compared to some! Crazy pumpkin carver here

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"The question with pumpkins is , cut or uncut. "

Cut is easier to keep clean. Uncut is easier to ... y know.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My daughter did a fantastic Donald trump a few years ago

What cycle is your washing on ?"

Mixed load. 40degrees, 1 hour 5 minutes. I use the pods so my drawer doesn’t get manky. Then 90 minutes on the synthetic dry cycle

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Jimmy Saville.

Certainly scare people away

Has to be from memory

No digging up for reference purposes.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"My daughter did a fantastic Donald trump a few years ago

What cycle is your washing on ?

Mixed load. 40degrees, 1 hour 5 minutes. I use the pods so my drawer doesn’t get manky. Then 90 minutes on the synthetic dry cycle

I dread a manky drawer but Im a staunch powder woman ...

I think I have control issuss.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

and speeling issuss

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Freddy kruger...

Or fuck face with cum oozzing out mouth

Thinks have changed since I bobbed for apples......

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Jimmy Saville.

Certainly scare people away

Has to be from memory

No digging up for reference purposes.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Matthew Perry

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Matthew Perry"

RIP

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't die to be a fucking latte"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

""I didn't die to be a fucking latte""

I would like this said at my funeral

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Matthew Perry

RIP

Is he dead ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I didn't die to be a fucking latte""

That's going in my memorable posts this year lol lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

I did. Jack Skellington

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

I didn't carve a face I just covered them in glitter

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

I'd carve 'Fuck off' into it then pop it in the window

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread