FabSwingers.com forum: Best opening msg

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wat best msg to say first off lol

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Hey slut. Wanna fuck?

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By *abrielle43Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

Full words and even full sentences are a good way to start.

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

How are you ?

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By *abrielle43Woman
over a year ago

Kildare

Sending friend requests to people in other countries is not

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Hey

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Mrs

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

FAK?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'You free now?'

Nailed on to work

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"FAK? "

Ok, i'm gonna ask, what is FAK?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Can I ride you like Shergar? Sure fire winner

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

They never is. even with a face picture

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By *ink vixenCouple
over a year ago

Medway

Something more than hows yous

Adult spelling and reasonable grammar work well for us.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Ok, i'm gonna ask, what is FAK?"

“Fancy A Kaitonel?”

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
over a year ago

louth

Wuu2

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Ok, i'm gonna ask, what is FAK?

“Fancy A Kaitonel?”"

No! But that also works an I shall now be using that one

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"FAK?

Ok, i'm gonna ask, what is FAK?"

Fancy a Knobbing

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Ok, i'm gonna ask, what is FAK?

“Fancy A Kaitonel?”

No! But that also works an I shall now be using that one"

Yes I do... fak could also be fancy a kiss? In which case yes I do lol

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"Ok, i'm gonna ask, what is FAK?

“Fancy A Kaitonel?”

No! But that also works an I shall now be using that one

Yes I do... fak could also be fancy a kiss? In which case yes I do lol"

That's too tame to be FAK

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"Something more than hows yous

Adult spelling and reasonable grammar work well for us. "

That is very true my apologies

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By *apt80Man
over a year ago

St Helens

Are any of these messages actually proven to work though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One fist or two?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Ok, i'm gonna ask, what is FAK?

“Fancy A Kaitonel?”

No! But that also works an I shall now be using that one

Yes I do... fak could also be fancy a kiss? In which case yes I do lol

That's too tame to be FAK"

Fancy a kebab?

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

For us it is not the opening message that it is important it is what follows.

A simple "hello" will get a response but if follow up messages are one or two words the we will delete and ignore.

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By *heitaliandreamerMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Hey slut. Wanna fuck?"

I hope you are joking

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

"Wat best msg to say first off lol"

I've read through your profile and.......[insert something relevant and interesting - "wow nice tits" doesn't count]

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"FAK?

Ok, i'm gonna ask, what is FAK?

Fancy a Knobbing"

Of course it does silly me!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Ok, i'm gonna ask, what is FAK?

“Fancy A Kaitonel?”

No! But that also works an I shall now be using that one

Yes I do... fak could also be fancy a kiss? In which case yes I do lol

That's too tame to be FAK

Fancy a kebab? "

All these work.

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By *allkinkynerdMan
over a year ago

Consett

Girl what that mouth do?

Wyd?

You up?

*reference to something on their profile* haha and then what?

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By *heoneandonlyEJCouple
over a year ago

Rotherham

Great breasts hun

Meet now

I’d actually be willing to pay you

That pot noodle looks nice

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By *heelerMan
over a year ago

Northants

"Hey slut. Wanna fuck?"

Snap i was going to put that.

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By *allndarkMan
over a year ago

Dalbeattie

"Hey slut. Wanna fuck?"

I liked this lol

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Hi!

Do you like M & M's ?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I've read through your profile and.......[insert something relevant and interesting - "wow nice tits" doesn't count]"

But what if she *does* have really, really, really nice tits? What then?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Ok, i'm gonna ask, what is FAK?

“Fancy A Kaitonel?”

No! But that also works an I shall now be using that one

Yes I do... fak could also be fancy a kiss? In which case yes I do lol

That's too tame to be FAK"

True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

McDonald’s?

I’d reply to it.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Hey fancy buying me lunch and I'll let you play with my willy

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

Fancy a kebab? "

That's very likely to work. Starving.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"McDonald’s?

I’d reply to it. "

McFlurry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something sarcastic and slightly insulting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"McDonald’s?

I’d reply to it.

McFlurry?

Oh now you’re just spoiling me

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Nice cock can I suck it?

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice cock can I suck it?

Mrs "

I’m using this one

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I want you in my mouth. Now.

Never fails.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/10/23 22:09:01]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want you in my mouth. Now.

Never fails. "
mm try it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wat best msg to say first off lol"

Ooh this wins hands down..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm you would love my role play..

Mmmmm sex with me have you repeating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for maximum levels of insulting language. Treat them like that one teacher you've always hated that you wish you could say anything too! Remember, if they don't respond in 2 minutes, report them for timewasting! Extra advice includes atleast a minimum of 12 dick pics from similar angles.

Either that or just a "FAF" or "Meet now".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Darling I read your profile. Can we meet.. Mines says no meeting.

Can I drown my sorrows no messages back syndrome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your mum free tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll send the Bentley to collect you

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By *irestorm81Man
over a year ago

Richmond/Harrogate

[Removed by poster at 28/10/23 22:19:32]

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By *irestorm81Man
over a year ago

Richmond/Harrogate

“Would you rather have to drive a steam roller to work every day or bath an angry octopus who uses lots of bubble bath when you get home every day?”

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

I sent one asking of they liked unsolicited duck pics, with a picture of a rubber duck attached. That resulted in many meets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mmmmmm you would love my role play..

Mmmmm sex with me have you repeating "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mmmmmm you would love my role play..

Mmmmm sex with me have you repeating "
becs msg me

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By *mber SkiesWoman
over a year ago

Cwmderi

Wat u up 2

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By *sxxxWoman
over a year ago

leeds

"Why are you ignoring me?"

I didn't know I was but I am now ...

***And delete***

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

i was putting the bins out for collection and i noticed your profile was attached to the top.

so you are rubbish, always have been, always will be. nothing but crap unwanted rubbish better for us all that you left in the next dustcart.

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By *ongueTwistererMan
over a year ago

telford/ shrewsbury/ bridgnorth/ wolverhampton

How about domin-oh-hoo-hoo works every time

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Nigerian prince requests your discretion.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Madam; might I entreat thee to allow myself to bounce upon thy wondrous mons pubis?’

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Shufty thee to me for a five finger knuckle shuffle and a packet of bacon frazzles

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By *jj2012Man
over a year ago

Barry

Do you not remember me

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Hey slut. Wanna fuck?

I hope you are joking"

Why?

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Shufty thee to me for a five finger knuckle shuffle and a packet of bacon frazzles

If there's Frazzles I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me I am good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you lick my farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *tudentForFunMan
over a year ago

Craigavon

Will you lick my farts has killed me haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i was putting the bins out for collection and i noticed your profile was attached to the top.

so you are rubbish, always have been, always will be. nothing but crap unwanted rubbish better for us all that you left in the next dustcart."

Who that directed to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you lick my farts has killed me haha"

Better give you cpr haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, i'm gonna ask, what is FAK?

“Fancy A Kaitonel?”"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, i'm gonna ask, what is FAK?

“Fancy A Kaitonel?”

No! But that also works an I shall now be using that one"

Nice

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Wuu2, FAF?" Works every time

LvM

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

My willy is feeling silly

That actually got a response once genuinely. Some crazies on here!

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By *lendermanMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"You look like you'd make a great single mum"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""You look like you'd make a great single mum""

Who?

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Do you have an inhaler? You just took my breath away

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Care to partake in the act of "the beast with two backs": thus ensuing thine release of my man fat, betix yon bosom?

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