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"It's Friday now and you haven't replied since Tuesday ?" Alas the postal service is not what it once was in these parts. | |||
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"In the immortal words of the bard, "Oi! FaF?"" Almost Homeric in its epicness. Helen of Troy would weep at such eloquence. | |||
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"Just say “yeah ok then. I’m game.” Job done. Fab’s a piece of piss. "Which game bird are we talking about - pheasant or grouse? | |||
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"Dearest lady I wisheth to stick thy tillytackle upeth ones chuff'eth and rummageth about in 'eer ladyships cavity of wonderous propiety.....please. Don't forget the please so she can see your a proper gent like "But madam the issue at hand is that I am posh and, alas, I fear I might struggle to speak in a more common vernacular. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 27/10/23 22:47:57]" I fear this might be the response at my club when they hear I have indulged with a scullery maid. | |||
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"In the immortal words of the bard, "Oi! FaF?" Almost Homeric in its epicness. Helen of Troy would weep at such eloquence." I can do poetry, me! Just call me Cyrano de Bergerac! | |||
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"In the immortal words of the bard, "Oi! FaF?" Almost Homeric in its epicness. Helen of Troy would weep at such eloquence. I can do poetry, me! Just call me Cyrano de Bergerac!" You most certainly have the nose for it! | |||
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"Which message did she go for out of interest?" “Oi posh boy - want to do me behind the fire place?” | |||
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"My dearest forumites, I do beg your indulgence and request that you assist in a matter of some delicacy. Early yesterday morning, before even the great cock crowed, I received a missive from a young lady of this parish. It was a delightful little ditty and yet written in a hand that I know was not her original. I am of great certainty that the letter was written by that naughty little scullery maid who got d*unk on Tuesday evening and she did proposition me in ways that made even the butler blush. I wish to respond to said young lady (although I use that term advisedly) and desire assistance in informing the recipient that I would, indeed, by indebted to service her with the great member and take a preamble in her lady garden. I am however concerned that she might think I was too posh and I wish to convey my ardour in terms that she may more fully appreciate. How might I frame said letter? Yours… " Send a message via your bow and arrow to yonder bird | |||
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"In the immortal words of the bard, "Oi! FaF?" Almost Homeric in its epicness. Helen of Troy would weep at such eloquence." It's not tears. It's pi........ Never mind  | |||
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"Which message did she go for out of interest? “Oi posh boy - want to do me behind the fire place?”" Perfect. So what exactly do you want? Do you want us to dumb down a letter for you so a commoner would understand? | |||
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"My dearest forumites, I do beg your indulgence and request that you assist in a matter of some delicacy. Early yesterday morning, before even the great cock crowed, I received a missive from a young lady of this parish. It was a delightful little ditty and yet written in a hand that I know was not her original. I am of great certainty that the letter was written by that naughty little scullery maid who got d*unk on Tuesday evening and she did proposition me in ways that made even the butler blush. I wish to respond to said young lady (although I use that term advisedly) and desire assistance in informing the recipient that I would, indeed, by indebted to service her with the great member and take a preamble in her lady garden. I am however concerned that she might think I was too posh and I wish to convey my ardour in terms that she may more fully appreciate. How might I frame said letter? Yours… Send a message via your bow and arrow to yonder bird "Cupid would live for eternity if he knew the pleasure his wooden tool had bequeathed! | |||
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"Which message did she go for out of interest? “Oi posh boy - want to do me behind the fire place?” Perfect. So what exactly do you want? Do you want us to dumb down a letter for you so a commoner would understand?" Your assistance would be greatly appreciated. | |||
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"Can't wait for part 3" If I were to be so fortunate I could only desire that that would entail an entanglement with the scullery maid _and_ the new cooks assistant. I see the way she gives me an extra sausage at breakfast. | |||
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"Which message did she go for out of interest? “Oi posh boy - want to do me behind the fire place?” Perfect. So what exactly do you want? Do you want us to dumb down a letter for you so a commoner would understand? Your assistance would be greatly appreciated." I'll take that as a backhanded compliment 
Let me know what you want to say and I'll translate it for you so she'll understand better | |||
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"In the immortal words of the bard, "Oi! FaF?" Almost Homeric in its epicness. Helen of Troy would weep at such eloquence. I can do poetry, me! Just call me Cyrano de Bergerac! You most certainly have the nose for it!" The nose knows! | |||
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"Pictures. Just send her a diagram. Even scullery maids will understand the visuals." One of the Van Goghs or a more physical embodiment like a Rodin? | |||
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"Can't wait for part 3 If I were to be so fortunate I could only desire that that would entail an entanglement with the scullery maid _and_ the new cooks assistant. I see the way she gives me an extra sausage at breakfast." I'm sure we'll find out! | |||
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"Pictures. Just send her a diagram. Even scullery maids will understand the visuals. One of the Van Goghs or a more physical embodiment like a Rodin?" Don't overthink it. Poor thing won't have been to a decent finishing school so I'd keep it pretty basic. | |||
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"Can't wait for part 3 If I were to be so fortunate I could only desire that that would entail an entanglement with the scullery maid _and_ the new cooks assistant. I see the way she gives me an extra sausage at breakfast. I'm sure we'll find out!" My lady I share your excitement! | |||
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"Pictures. Just send her a diagram. Even scullery maids will understand the visuals. One of the Van Goghs or a more physical embodiment like a Rodin? Don't overthink it. Poor thing won't have been to a decent finishing school so I'd keep it pretty basic." I do believe she has been to a good riding school though - I overheard the stable lads remarking as to how well she could mount. | |||
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"It's like a really slow erotic story." Like those books that Uncle Herbert used to keep on the top shelves in the great library that had the pages stuck together on the pages with the pictures? | |||
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"Just message her "ride me like you stole me". "Was it you?! | |||
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"Just message her "ride me like you stole me". "Do you think I might use the riding crop to speed her along? | |||
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"Just message her "ride me like you stole me".
Was it you?! "I rather wish! Hello lovely xx | |||
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"Just message her "ride me like you stole me".
Do you think I might use the riding crop to speed her along?"She might respond off the leg more with spurs! | |||
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"There was a forum thread asking for help to write to someone posh. " Facepalm emoji needed! | |||
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"Just message her "ride me like you stole me".
Do you think I might use the riding crop to speed her along?"Nothing ventured nothing gained, my good man  | |||
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"Just message her "ride me like you stole me".
Was it you?!
I rather wish!
Hello lovely xx"Has he got you shut away in the scullery?! | |||
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"Spread em " Pithy and of some undoubted verisimilitude. | |||
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"Just message her "ride me like you stole me".
Do you think I might use the riding crop to speed her along?
She might respond off the leg more with spurs!"That's me out then. I have such delicate skin & bruise like a peach  | |||
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"There was a forum thread asking for help to write to someone posh. Facepalm emoji needed!" I think the brass needs rubbing - off with you! | |||
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"Just message her "ride me like you stole me".
Do you think I might use the riding crop to speed her along?
Nothing ventured nothing gained, my good man"A good filly responds well to a stern command on her rump! | |||
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"Well….whatcha think With a dick pic attached. Job done." I think you are right. I shall get a painter to create a likeness of the noble rod and attach it as a memento of my affection. | |||
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"Assume the position Wench! Lord ThrobCock is riding tonight !" I do like it when granny gets her crumpets out and warms them by the fire. | |||
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"Well….whatcha think With a dick pic attached. Job done. I think you are right. I shall get a painter to create a likeness of the noble rod and attach it as a memento of my affection." Oh a hard copy. Nice! | |||
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"Well….whatcha think With a dick pic attached. Job done. I think you are right. I shall get a painter to create a likeness of the noble rod and attach it as a memento of my affection. Oh a hard copy. Nice! " Love is eternal. | |||
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"Well….whatcha think With a dick pic attached. Job done. I think you are right. I shall get a painter to create a likeness of the noble rod and attach it as a memento of my affection. Oh a hard copy. Nice! " You don't look very well Shivs | |||
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"Love? "The ardour of the heart beats faster and what, but love, could allow the great member to throb so hard? | |||
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"Well….whatcha think With a dick pic attached. Job done. I think you are right. I shall get a painter to create a likeness of the noble rod and attach it as a memento of my affection. Oh a hard copy. Nice! You don't look very well Shivs " I’ve got no makeup on granny. I was going for a more natural look. | |||
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"Well….whatcha think With a dick pic attached. Job done. I think you are right. I shall get a painter to create a likeness of the noble rod and attach it as a memento of my affection. Oh a hard copy. Nice! You don't look very well Shivs I’ve got no makeup on granny. I was going for a more natural look. " Mr Shiv has great legs and looks amazing in fishnets (sorry for the derail!) Back to the posh and common love story | |||
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"Well….whatcha think With a dick pic attached. Job done. I think you are right. I shall get a painter to create a likeness of the noble rod and attach it as a memento of my affection. Oh a hard copy. Nice! You don't look very well Shivs I’ve got no makeup on granny. I was going for a more natural look. " Nanny always makes me take fish oil tablets and she says it does wonders for my looks and maybe they would help you? I do wonder why she insists on making me drop my trousers and bending over when she inserts them though. | |||
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"Well….whatcha think With a dick pic attached. Job done. I think you are right. I shall get a painter to create a likeness of the noble rod and attach it as a memento of my affection. Oh a hard copy. Nice! You don't look very well Shivs I’ve got no makeup on granny. I was going for a more natural look. Mr Shiv has great legs and looks amazing in fishnets (sorry for the derail!) Back to the posh and common love story "I am still at a loss as to how to properly proposition the young lady. I do not want to appear to forward although going forward is very much what I desire. | |||
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