FabSwingers.com forum: Does size matter?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Vaginas!

What do men like? Big and deep, big and wide? Narrow and long? Narrow and short? Squirty ones? Dry ones? Big flaps? Little flaps? Farty ones? Silent ones?

Tell all and let’s see what ALL MEN like

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I personally like squirty ones

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

All the above

Mrs

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

Like a rabbits nostril please

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Like a rabbits nostril please

Twitching? Good answer

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I like the ones between squishy thighs and right in front of my nose........

Scuse me, i need two mins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you like an echo? Some long lost fellas missing welly?

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By *inacolada3Couple
over a year ago

kettering

As long as its sloppy it will be fine x

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I like the ones that aren't on the giant assholes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like the ones that aren't on the giant assholes!"

Ooooohhhhhh shots fired!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

You’ve given me an earworm Fluffy. Dammit.

"My vagina is eight miles wide. Absolutely everyone can fit inside …"

Storm Large. Well worth looking up on YouTube. She’s quite something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Preferably not one with a light coating of household dust.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"I like the ones that aren't on the giant assholes!"

The size of the asshole does not affect the beauty of the vagina. It does however make you a knob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not fussy….give me them all!!

What’s that saying….any holes a goal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ve given me an earworm Fluffy. Dammit.

My vagina is eight miles wide. Absolutely everyone can fit inside …

Storm Large. Well worth looking up on YouTube. She’s quite something.

Snort

I’ll take your word for it, cavernous gashes ain’t my thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waits for the ones who like them to echo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Preferably not one with a light coating of household dust."

What about cobwebs? Pretty sure I’ve got cobwebs. Maybe a bat or two as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't even realise we had an option?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Preferably not one with a light coating of household dust.

What about cobwebs? Pretty sure I’ve got cobwebs. Maybe a bat or two as well"
baseball bats?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Snort

I’ll take your word for it, cavernous gashes ain’t my thing

Now I want somebody to put ‘Cavernous gash’ as their profile title. Anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I didn't even realise we had an option?

Tell me my good man, has every vagina your penis has entered been exactly the same?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snort

I’ll take your word for it, cavernous gashes ain’t my thing

Now I want somebody to put ‘Cavernous gash’ as their profile title. Anyone?"

Fine

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Don't mind me, I'm lurking ready to hotlist those who describe my quim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the ones that aren't on the giant assholes!

Ooooohhhhhh shots fired!"

The Vagina is the perfect machine.

A finger can start it up, it’s self lubricating and can adapt to any size piston. In addition every 4 weeks it carries out a reboot. The downside is the management system can sometimes be completely unpredictable.

Boom...........broadside me thinks

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"Don't mind me, I'm lurking ready to hotlist those who describe my quim. "

I am far too excited at the thought to even type something so eloquent!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Fine

You’re ace, you are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fine

You’re ace, you are.

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snort

I’ll take your word for it, cavernous gashes ain’t my thing

Now I want somebody to put ‘Cavernous gash’ as their profile title. Anyone?

Fine

Actually I did review a profile this morning which said

My gash loves to be fisted and will happily take a medium size boxing glove sic

Eloquent and articulate I thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vaginas!

What do men like? Big and deep, big and wide? Narrow and long? Narrow and short? Squirty ones? Dry ones? Big flaps? Little flaps? Farty ones? Silent ones?

Tell all and let’s see what ALL MEN like

Personally OP I prefer the terms love canal, hot sleeve of love, mound of Venus or she pocket

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By *ightRavens.Couple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I like the as girthy as possible. Bigger is better for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the as girthy as possible. Bigger is better for me"

It’s a vagina not a penis thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't mind me, I'm lurking ready to hotlist those who describe my quim. "

Perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never met a pussy I didnt love. All of them are glorious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy for me

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I don't know!

I've never seen one. I'm feeling lost and left out on the discussion. Educate me and my inbox!

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By *eorgesdad69Man
over a year ago

Long Eaton

I like an 8” cock

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I think the answer is bargain bucket. But I might be confusing it with KFC.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of them, they're all glorious

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

Squirt, flappy and most importantly house trained. You don't want any whoopsies on the floor.

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By *randMrsLPCouple
over a year ago

london

yes very much so as you dont want something 1 inch or more than 12 - ideally 8/9/10 inches hard and guy knows wht he is doung

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I don't know! I've never seen one. I'm feeling lost and left out on the discussion. Educate me and my inbox! "

Nice try.

*slow clap gif*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vaginas!

What do men like? Big and deep, big and wide? Narrow and long? Narrow and short? Squirty ones? Dry ones? Big flaps? Little flaps? Farty ones? Silent ones?

Tell all and let’s see what ALL MEN like

From a sensory perspective I can say what I don't like:

Narrow ones that feel like a rubber band.

Short ones that can't take the tip.

Dry ones (makes me feel I'm not doing the right thing, even though it's nothing to do with that at all and I know lube would fix it.)

Odorous ones where the owner has clearly not bothered to look after themselves.

Anything aside from that I'll adore.

But I can also say what I'll worship:

Meaty, gaped, "nasty looking" fleshy ones where the inner labia protrudes out (makes me think the owner takes sex to the next level, even though that might not be true)

Reactive ones that twitch and pulsate

Grippers

Super juiced up/slimy ones.

Squirty ones

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By *resenterMan
over a year ago

Ashby de la Zouch

In all fairness if a lady isn’t bothered how big or small, long or short, thin or fat my cock is , am not bothered about shape, size etc of her vagina. Actual I’m just not bothered at all. If a lady wants to spend time with me then we can only play with what we’ve got, not what others have or we may want ourselves. Connect and have fun, that’s the best way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't even realise we had an option?

Also, this.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Big and deep, big and wide? Narrow and long? Narrow and short? Squirty ones? Dry ones? Big flaps? Little flaps? Farty ones? Silent ones? "

All Vaginas Matter ™

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I don't know! I've never seen one. I'm feeling lost and left out on the discussion. Educate me and my inbox!

Nice try.

*slow clap gif*"

Don't mock my uneducatedness!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the ones that aren't on the giant assholes!"

Mine is definitely not on my asshole

I’ve double checked this morning. 100% separate entities - of course second opinions are always welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course it does, what’s not to love about a giant bucket sized growler. Gets me harder than trigonometry.

Disclaimer: tongue very firmly in cheek before the angry pitchfork mob forms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the ones that aren't on the giant assholes!

Mine is definitely not on my asshole

I’ve double checked this morning. 100% separate entities - of course second opinions are always welcome "

*Cough splutter* see you in 10.

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By *obin444Man
over a year ago

Windsor

Prefer a friendly face attached

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By *ealerCouple
over a year ago

ughhh

I prefer big meaty labia that hang out mmmm love sucking on that se, plus a nice big clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer a friendly face attached "

That would be terrifying!!

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By *obin444Man
over a year ago

Windsor

"Prefer a friendly face attached

That would be terrifying!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer a friendly face attached

That would be terrifying!!"

Please don't Google "vagina face" and click on images.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prefer a friendly face attached

That would be terrifying!!

Please don't Google "vagina face" and click on images."

I have learned the very very hard way to never google anything that anyone says here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of people saying they're not fussed but I'd rather it not be like flying a Boeing into the Grand Canyon

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Just one that likes me please

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

I like fluffy vaginas.

Fluffy vaginas that taste like chicken.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

The size of a vagina definitely matters too big and its like dipping yer wick in a bucket of water

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Clean. Receptive. Attached to somebody I fancy. Taste nice.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Attached to somebody I fancy."

See, that’s always the tricky part, isn’t it?

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By *ercury oneMan
over a year ago

Chippenham

I like big lips, thr bigger the better. As for depth, width, and how wet they are im not that bothered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot of people saying they're not fussed but I'd rather it not be like flying a Boeing into the Grand Canyon

Are you boasting about the size of your cock? Are we talking 747-8 (girth), or 777-300ER (length) or 737-600 (not quite a cocktail sausage)?

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By *odders88Man
over a year ago

Northampton

Squirty ones for me personally

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

All so long as I fit

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

"A lot of people saying they're not fussed but I'd rather it not be like flying a Boeing into the Grand Canyon

Are you boasting about the size of your cock? Are we talking 747-8 (girth), or 777-300ER (length) or 737-600 (not quite a cocktail sausage)?"

How about an F104? Aka pencil d**k. Only kidding I mean no harm

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By *acksmith22Man
over a year ago

cannock

Love some nice lips to suck Nice clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot of people saying they're not fussed but I'd rather it not be like flying a Boeing into the Grand Canyon

Are you boasting about the size of your cock? Are we talking 747-8 (girth), or 777-300ER (length) or 737-600 (not quite a cocktail sausage)?

How about an F104? Aka pencil d**k. Only kidding I mean no harm

That's not a Boeing and also has not seen use since 2004 (which may reflect many blokes experiences of vaginas on Fab! )

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

There is greatness in all, well almost all. As long as it doesn't smell of two week old mouldy cod, which sadly I've experienced on an otherwise stunning lady, all is good. Oh and as long as it natural and not a man made one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snort

I’ll take your word for it, cavernous gashes ain’t my thing

Now I want somebody to put ‘Cavernous gash’ as their profile title. Anyone?

Fine

Actually I did review a profile this morning which said

My gash loves to be fisted and will happily take a medium size boxing glove sic

Eloquent and articulate I thought."

I train with 10oz gloves and that thought made me close my legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer big meaty labia that hang out mmmm love sucking on that se, plus a nice big clit"

Definitely love them and if they squirt then that a bonus. Love to see a wet bed after

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lot of people saying they're not fussed but I'd rather it not be like flying a Boeing into the Grand Canyon

What about one that’s like throwing a sausage up the high street?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"What about one that’s like throwing a sausage up the high street?"

A hotdog in a hallway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about one that’s like throwing a sausage up the high street?

A hotdog in a hallway."

Waving a pencil in the Albert hall?

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By *uff the Boner!Man
over a year ago

SWANSEA

If its like chucking a chip up the high Street, I will pass.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Warm, wet and welcoming is all I desire

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Beggars can’t be choosers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the important thing to remember is

Men don’t really know what they want.

The best thing to do is just smoosh their face in it so they can’t complain

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Waving a pencil in the Albert hall?"

Sending a daschund down Cheddar Gorge.

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By *etterdays2021Man
over a year ago

PETERBOROUGH

For me they all are beautiful.

But the squirt ones...love it.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"The best thing to do is just smoosh their face in it so they can’t complain

Hello! This is relevant to my interests.

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By *addy bareMan
over a year ago

southend

Personally I like a big deep smooth big lipped wet pussy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think the important thing to remember is

Men don’t really know what they want.

The best thing to do is just smoosh their face in it so they can’t complain

Haha best answer yet!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A lot of people saying they're not fussed but I'd rather it not be like flying a Boeing into the Grand Canyon

What about one that’s like throwing a sausage up the high street?"

Desolate and unused? Is that the comparison?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lot of people saying they're not fussed but I'd rather it not be like flying a Boeing into the Grand Canyon

What about one that’s like throwing a sausage up the high street?

Desolate and unused? Is that the comparison? "

Saggy and wrinkled

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Don't mind me, I'm lurking ready to hotlist those who describe my quim. "

Glorious in its visage........

Worthy of its own picture. Ideally, framed in a gilded finish.

Desirable. Beguiling. Alluring.

But out of reach, alas.

*for reach read "league"

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

i considered trying to get funding for a phd on labia shapes and vagina measurement - didn't think the idea would fly, but it would have made fantastic research and reading. personally i love a squirty and/or gushy one. size wise a nice tight one is great, but have experienced one like a canal tunnel before, which after the initial 'where's the sides' though, was also great

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast | currently Preston

No, size doesn't matter, only if it's tight and wet. Some pussies are quite loose and you don't feel anything, others feel like they're trying to pull you in.

You can train this, ladies. Kegels. Yoni eggs or whatever they're called. Because unlike dicksizes, which are given by nature, you can proactively change this.

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By *reedyHMan
over a year ago

local

Ones that don't say no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot of people saying they're not fussed but I'd rather it not be like flying a Boeing into the Grand Canyon

What about one that’s like throwing a sausage up the high street?

Desolate and unused? Is that the comparison?

Saggy and wrinkled

Depends if we’re comparing the

Boeing - Most people have had a go. Fairly standard.

Grand Canyon - One of the wonders of the world which also has astonishing surrounding landscapes

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Snort

I’ll take your word for it, cavernous gashes ain’t my thing

Now I want somebody to put ‘Cavernous gash’ as their profile title. Anyone?

Fine

I want to go spelunking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grand Canyon - One of the wonders of the world which also has astonishing surrounding landscapes

She's not called Misty Peaks for nothing

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"*for reach read "league"

That almost deserves a slap across the cheek. There is no such thing as ‘out of your league’. There are just people, who have different preferences. Shoot your shot, you never know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snort

I’ll take your word for it, cavernous gashes ain’t my thing

Now I want somebody to put ‘Cavernous gash’ as their profile title. Anyone?

Fine

I want to go spelunking "

Bring a torch. It’s dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't know you had such a small organ" says she.

"I didn't realise I was going to play in a cathedral" says I.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""I didn't know you had such a small organ" says she.

"I didn't realise I was going to play in a cathedral" says I. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vaginas!

What do men like? Big and deep, big and wide? Narrow and long? Narrow and short? Squirty ones? Dry ones? Big flaps? Little flaps? Farty ones? Silent ones?

Tell all and let’s see what ALL MEN like

I like an echo chamber that reverberates like I'm in a canyon, that's prone to flash flooding

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

""I didn't know you had such a small organ" says she.

"I didn't realise I was going to play in a cathedral" says I.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Size matters for guys according to those who messaged me lately in boobs, bums, vaginas, anal.. Lost count how many what size you wearing messages

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By *enis ColadaMan
over a year ago

Totnes

Size doesn't matter.its what you do,what position you in etc

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Is it moist?

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By *apxxxWoman
over a year ago

North Shropshire not Wales!!!ffs & Manchester

Vaginas!

What do men like? Big and deep, big and wide? Narrow and long? Narrow and short? Squirty ones? Dry ones? Big flaps? Little flaps? Farty ones? Silent ones?

Tell all and let’s see what ALL MEN like

Really??..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it moist? "

Depends how long it's been baked for

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Would love to try a Squirty one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones attached to Margot Robbie or Gal Gadot

I am a man of simple tastes

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

One that grips your manhood tight and wet and doesn’t let go easily when you’re pounding.

Heaven

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

"I like fluffy vaginas.

Fluffy vaginas that taste like chicken."

I wise choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fine

You’re ace, you are.

Annoyingly it’s not stopping the weirdos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I can’t get in up to my waist then I’m not interested

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Fine

You’re ace, you are.

Annoyingly it’s not stopping the weirdos

Sorry about that, it was all the vageen talk.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I can’t get in up to my waist then I’m not interested "

Head first or feet first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer them not to look like a kicked in lasagne but other than that

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"If I can’t get in up to my waist then I’m not interested

Head first or feet first?"

Always feet. Toes in pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the tasty ones ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer them not to look like a kicked in lasagne but other than that

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I prefer them not to look like a kicked in lasagne but other than that

Have you....ever seen a kicked in lasagne?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I can’t get in up to my waist then I’m not interested

Head first or feet first?

Always feet. Toes in pussy

Actually just gagged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I can’t get in up to my waist then I’m not interested

Head first or feet first?"

I think the aesthetics are pretty spectacular regardless but I have to go with head

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"No, size doesn't matter, only if it's tight and wet. Some pussies are quite loose and you don't feel anything, others feel like they're trying to pull you in.

You can train this, ladies. Kegels. Yoni eggs or whatever they're called. Because unlike dicksizes, which are given by nature, you can proactively change this.

As long as it's not damaged (which can happen through childbirth). Yes you can. Kegels are great. Underappreciated. Not spoken about enough on here.

Make sure you're doing them correctly, Ben Wa balls are fantastic for aiding the exercise and great fun to wear out and about. You know that sensation of milking a cock as you come? It's heightened if you're doing your kegels (correctly!). Plus it stops you squirting when someone says something amusing.

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I guess for me it's like 'does cock size matter?' My preference would be a neat well packed one, that's tight and with a trimmed landing strip (especially if a redhead) but I wouldn't exclude other options (unless unhygienic!), as it's more about the personality and other attributes of its owner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer them not to look like a kicked in lasagne but other than that

Don't worry yours is more a kicked in Cannelloni you're okay

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Is it moist?

Depends how long it's been baked for "

Keep an eye out for a soggy bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer them not to look like a kicked in lasagne but other than that

Don't worry yours is more a kicked in Cannelloni you're okay

Penne for your thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer them not to look like a kicked in lasagne but other than that

Have you....ever seen a kicked in lasagne?

You know when you precut food for kids, that's a kicked in lasagne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it moist?

Depends how long it's been baked for

Keep an eye out for a soggy bottom "

I love your soggy bottom

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Is it moist?

Depends how long it's been baked for

Keep an eye out for a soggy bottom

I love your soggy bottom

But it's all squishy. And so easy to put your finger through

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By *ongandharderMan
over a year ago

Rotherham

Nice neet one , I have seen some nice Ones and horrible ones on here

But it's too the idvidual I make a decision by based on pics rather than going straight In with an Idea

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I prefer them not to look like a kicked in lasagne but other than that

Have you....ever seen a kicked in lasagne?

You know when you precut food for kids, that's a kicked in lasagne "

I don't but I'll take your word for it! What does yours look like?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer them not to look like a kicked in lasagne but other than that

Have you....ever seen a kicked in lasagne?

You know when you precut food for kids, that's a kicked in lasagne

I don't but I'll take your word for it! What does yours look like?!"

Right now, I don't have a lasagne and I also don't have a pussy unless you're referring to my man pussy is which case it looks just like an arse hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it moist?

Depends how long it's been baked for

Keep an eye out for a soggy bottom

I love your soggy bottom

But it's all squishy. And so easy to put your finger through

But the tastes *drools* it's to die for

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By *lways BeardedMan
over a year ago

Wetherby

Soppy wet and soaking my beard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I can’t get in up to my waist then I’m not interested

Head first or feet first?

I think the aesthetics are pretty spectacular regardless but I have to go with head "

Get your hard hat reaady

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By *uff the Boner!Man
over a year ago

SWANSEA

Love vaginas in all shapes in sizes but I find a unkempt bush is off putting for me personally.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Vaginas!

What do men like? Big and deep, big and wide? Narrow and long? Narrow and short? Squirty ones? Dry ones? Big flaps? Little flaps? Farty ones? Silent ones?

Tell all and let’s see what ALL MEN like

Variety is the spice of life (although pepper is good too).

I like all types of vagina, they're all much better than no-vagina

Cal

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I like the ones that are like a kangaroos pouch, where you can get inside, if they come with a zip, even better!!

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like the ones that are like a kangaroos pouch, where you can get inside, if they come with a zip, even better!!

The mr "

I don’t have a zip

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By *r lotharioMan
over a year ago

newcastle-under-lyme

"I like the ones that are like a kangaroos pouch, where you can get inside, if they come with a zip, even better!!

The mr

I don’t have a zip

use superglue and velcro

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I like the ones that are like a kangaroos pouch, where you can get inside, if they come with a zip, even better!!

The mr

I don’t have a zip

It’s ok I’ll bring my draught excluder.

The mr

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Vaginas!

What do men like? Big and deep, big and wide? Narrow and long? Narrow and short? Squirty ones? Dry ones? Big flaps? Little flaps? Farty ones? Silent ones?

Tell all and let’s see what ALL MEN like

Doing the research others are scared to do. Good work.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

What I like and what I get isn't always the case but happy with what was given

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like the ones that are like a kangaroos pouch, where you can get inside, if they come with a zip, even better!!

The mr

I don’t have a zip

use superglue and velcro"

That sounds a bit too permanent for my liking

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I suspect All Men(tm) like them accessible.

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over a year ago

"I like the ones that are like a kangaroos pouch, where you can get inside, if they come with a zip, even better!!

The mr

I don’t have a zip

It’s ok I’ll bring my draught excluder.

The mr "

Is it fluffy?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I like the ones that are like a kangaroos pouch, where you can get inside, if they come with a zip, even better!!

The mr

I don’t have a zip

use superglue and velcro

That sounds a bit too permanent for my liking

I'm sure it wouldn't be beyond the wit of most piercing practitioners to put press studs in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Vaginas!

What do men like? Big and deep, big and wide? Narrow and long? Narrow and short? Squirty ones? Dry ones? Big flaps? Little flaps? Farty ones? Silent ones?

Tell all and let’s see what ALL MEN like

Doing the research others are scared to do. Good work. "

It’s a tough gig but someone’s gotta step up

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over a year ago

"I like the ones that are like a kangaroos pouch, where you can get inside, if they come with a zip, even better!!

The mr

I don’t have a zip

use superglue and velcro

That sounds a bit too permanent for my liking

I'm sure it wouldn't be beyond the wit of most piercing practitioners to put press studs in?"

That made me wince!!!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I like mine to wear glasses

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By *aymondoxxxMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury / wirral

As long as it’s warm and wet I’m happy

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By *uropean LatinoMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I like the wet cuddly ones with suckable size flaps.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

wet and comfy with room to bust some manoeuvres inside

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I like the ones that are like a kangaroos pouch, where you can get inside, if they come with a zip, even better!!

The mr

I don’t have a zip

It’s ok I’ll bring my draught excluder.

The mr

Is it fluffy? "

So fluffy, that when I first saw it, I thought I was going to die

The mr

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By *imbob85Man
over a year ago

inverness

Attached to some one I like

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By *use and wolfCouple
over a year ago

angus

No preference

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like the ones that are like a kangaroos pouch, where you can get inside, if they come with a zip, even better!!

The mr

I don’t have a zip

It’s ok I’ll bring my draught excluder.

The mr

Is it fluffy?

So fluffy, that when I first saw it, I thought I was going to die

The mr "

Beautiful

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By *permdonorMan
over a year ago

Derby

Thats the appeal they are all different

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tighter the better, moist is important. They don’t have to gush like a fire hydrant lol but if they do is more fun.

Like a nice trim and most important be clean, I mean clean.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Tighter the better, moist is important. They don’t have to gush like a fire hydrant lol but if they do is more fun.

Like a nice trim and most important be clean, I mean clean.

Cillit bang clean!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a wise man once said “ like a glove “ I hope you read that in his voice !!!

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By *eflex215Man
over a year ago

West Lothian

Shaved, neat and very slippery for me.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Attached to some one I like

And added bonus?!

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