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Men are you any good at licking ?

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

And how long can you do it for ?

I need help with my Christmas card list in December. This is a mammoth task of contacts broken down into groups where some get cases of wine some single bottles of wine or whisky and every single one a handwritten card with a stamp that needs licking.

I need an assistant who is

A/ good at licking

B/ can do it for hours and hours

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By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater

Lol took me a while

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Me me me!!

Although I may accidentally swallow. Force of habit and all that

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Me me me!!

Although I may accidentally swallow. Force of habit and all that "

There’s always one isn’t there

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Me me me!!

Although I may accidentally swallow. Force of habit and all that

There’s always one isn’t there "

I didn’t read the thread title properly!! Now I feel like a dick. Can I have yours?

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"Me me me!!

Although I may accidentally swallow. Force of habit and all that

There’s always one isn’t there

I didn’t read the thread title properly!! Now I feel like a dick. Can I have yours? "

Best chat up line ever

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Me me me!!

Although I may accidentally swallow. Force of habit and all that

There’s always one isn’t there

I didn’t read the thread title properly!! Now I feel like a dick. Can I have yours? "

Do I need to put a stamp on it

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"Me me me!!

Although I may accidentally swallow. Force of habit and all that

There’s always one isn’t there

I didn’t read the thread title properly!! Now I feel like a dick. Can I have yours?

Do I need to put a stamp on it "

Only if it’s first class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can lick for hours and have set off gils I don’t need to come up for air

Ooo god I got jokes

I don’t know everyone woman is different some say it was good other say it wasn’t I take it it’s just preference and how they like it

Also don’t mind a little direction from the woman on how she likes it

Wow shock hoor a real post that doesn’t blow smoke

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Me me me!!

Although I may accidentally swallow. Force of habit and all that

There’s always one isn’t there

I didn’t read the thread title properly!! Now I feel like a dick. Can I have yours?

Do I need to put a stamp on it

Only if it’s first class "

I actually have one of those rubber stamps, you get made on the Internet, and it’s says first class, & something else I won’t repeat. LOL and yes it’s in the naughty drawer.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Aren’t stamps self-adhesive now?

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Can lick for hours and have set off gils I don’t need to come up for air

Ooo god I got jokes

I don’t know everyone woman is different some say it was good other say it wasn’t I take it it’s just preference and how they like it

Also don’t mind a little direction from the woman on how she likes it

Wow shock hoor a real post that doesn’t blow smoke "

The gills must come in really handy. I rely on my circular breathing. I learnt playing a didgeridoo.

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Aren’t stamps self-adhesive now?"

Ahhhh…. Mods please cancel the thread

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"Me me me!!

Although I may accidentally swallow. Force of habit and all that

There’s always one isn’t there

I didn’t read the thread title properly!! Now I feel like a dick. Can I have yours?

Do I need to put a stamp on it

Only if it’s first class "

‘Special delivery’, you’ll have to sign for it

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I should add that during the activity , I I will be providing snacks including, Cake. Yes, you heard that correctly.

Now my apartment is quite small, and with all that licking going on, and cake it’s bound to get a bit messy and I’m rubbish at housework. So I also need someone who is

C/ Not averse to a bit of cream

D/ happy to clean up.

D/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can lick for hours and have set off gils I don’t need to come up for air

Ooo god I got jokes

I don’t know everyone woman is different some say it was good other say it wasn’t I take it it’s just preference and how they like it

Also don’t mind a little direction from the woman on how she likes it

Wow shock hoor a real post that doesn’t blow smoke

The gills must come in really handy. I rely on my circular breathing. I learnt playing a didgeridoo. "

Ha ha

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

I’m brilliant, I can mange at least 2 cornettos without a rest

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I am impressed at your organisation skills Mr

I don't want my Christmas card to look like it's been slimed by a robbers dog thanks

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"And how long can you do it for ?

I need help with my Christmas card list in December. This is a mammoth task of contacts broken down into groups where some get cases of wine some single bottles of wine or whisky and every single one a handwritten card with a stamp that needs licking.

I need an assistant who is

A/ good at licking

B/ can do it for hours and hours

"

Pre licked is the way to go

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Can lick for hours and have set off gils I don’t need to come up for air

Ooo god I got jokes

I don’t know everyone woman is different some say it was good other say it wasn’t I take it it’s just preference and how they like it

Also don’t mind a little direction from the woman on how she likes it

Wow shock hoor a real post that doesn’t blow smoke "

Can you do left-to-right around 120 strokes per minute, without going right to left?

Can you play her like a virtuoso Bulería with a rhythmic switch on the 12th downbeat ?

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I am impressed at your organisation skills Mr

I don't want my Christmas card to look like it's been slimed by a robbers dog thanks "

Don’t panic - You’re getting a Moonpig

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By *ianoSpankMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Love the gravy - half hour minimum

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I am impressed at your organisation skills Mr

I don't want my Christmas card to look like it's been slimed by a robbers dog thanks

Don’t panic - You’re getting a Moonpig "

No sparkly dicks this time

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

A stamp.... Yes but never liked the taste, great invention the bowl with the wet sponge

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