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"I think I can find my dignity around here somewhere, if anyone wants that?" Nah; I'd only end up losing it as quickly as I lost my own. | |||
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"My penis Thought is lower the tone early. " I'll snap it.up    | |||
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"I have a very cute Emma Bridgewater Halloween mug. I have too many Halloween mugs so if someone swaps me, I can buy another and have something else. Win win." You can NEVER have too many Halloween mugs! 
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"I’ve got a bit of belly button fluff, and a bag of Smarties. " Smarties eh? Ive got half a pack of jam and cream biccies if you wanna swap? X  | |||
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"My penis Thought is lower the tone early. I'll snap it.up "Ah shite I was too late! | |||
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"I think I can find my dignity around here somewhere, if anyone wants that?" I'll take that you seam to be doing alright the ladies. And ofcourse dignity one my favorite songs from deacon blue.and I've called my little boat in the garden that. | |||
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"My penis Thought is lower the tone early. I'll snap it.up
Ah shite I was too late!"I'll share | |||
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"I have a very cute Emma Bridgewater Halloween mug. I have too many Halloween mugs so if someone swaps me, I can buy another and have something else. Win win. You can NEVER have too many Halloween mugs!
"Sadly you can. Not according to me though. 
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"I've an almost full bag of milky way stars, although they are hard to swap. Serious offers only. Mrs " Omg yes please I love those! half a bag of potatoes in return? | |||
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"I’ve got a bit of belly button fluff, and a bag of Smarties. Smarties eh? Ive got half a pack of jam and cream biccies if you wanna swap? X "I’m in. That’s a deal. | |||
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"My penis Thought is lower the tone early. I'll snap it.up
Ah shite I was too late!
I'll share "I've not agreed yet! | |||
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"I've an almost full bag of milky way stars, although they are hard to swap. Serious offers only. Mrs " I've got half eaten giant easter egg if you fancy that .ah sorry just remember I left it a Maya I'll nibble on while we whatch strickly tomorrow. | |||
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"I have an unopened share bag of maltesers, but I don’t share so it was either give them or eating them all hopefully I have chosen wisely "Ooh I can offer you a garden broom? | |||
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"I have an unopened share bag of maltesers, but I don’t share so it was either give them or eating them all hopefully I have chosen wisely
Ooh I can offer you a garden broom?"That means I would have to try and swap that after | |||
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"I've an almost full bag of milky way stars, although they are hard to swap. Serious offers only. Mrs Omg yes please I love those! half a bag of potatoes in return?"What am I going to do with potatoes? I don't cook. Better offer needed. Mrs | |||
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"I have a little loneliness that I can swap/share for a cuddle "Genius | |||
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"I've an almost full bag of milky way stars, although they are hard to swap. Serious offers only. Mrs Omg yes please I love those! half a bag of potatoes in return?
What am I going to do with potatoes? I don't cook.
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"I've got a spare charger for a Nokia 3310" I've got Nokia 3310 | |||
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"I’ve got half a box of macarons! Will swap for something non food related, I feel sick now. " I have a head massager | |||
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"I've an almost full bag of milky way stars, although they are hard to swap. Serious offers only. Mrs Omg yes please I love those! half a bag of potatoes in return?
What am I going to do with potatoes? I don't cook.
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Mrs "Milky way stars, for half eaten Ravel's, just the orange and the raisin ones as I don't like them and have already eaten the rest! | |||
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"I've got a spare charger for a Nokia 3310 I've got Nokia 3310 " Don’t swap that, gps works without a sim and battery lasts forever. Perfect for getting lost in the wild | |||
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"I've an almost full bag of milky way stars, although they are hard to swap. Serious offers only. Mrs Omg yes please I love those! half a bag of potatoes in return?
What am I going to do with potatoes? I don't cook.
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Milky way stars, for half eaten Ravel's, just the orange and the raisin ones as I don't like them and have already eaten the rest! "Is she doesn’t want the revels I’ll have them, they’re my favourite! | |||
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"I’ve got half a box of macarons! Will swap for something non food related, I feel sick now. I have a head massager "I could actually use one of those right now. | |||
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"I’ve got half a box of macarons! Will swap for something non food related, I feel sick now. I have a head massager
I could actually use one of those right now. "Let’s have a swap then done deal | |||
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"I've got candle with something motivational written on the side." Just a moment you have tell us what it says . | |||
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"My penis Thought is lower the tone early. " Mine is a lot nearer! | |||
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"Can I swap my sunny disposition for anything else? " A bad mood? | |||
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"My penis Thought is lower the tone early. " You think your penis lowers the tone? You've never met me then. F | |||
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"My penis Thought is lower the tone early. I'll snap it.up
Ah shite I was too late!
I'll share
I've not agreed yet! "Yet.... have a bag of drumstick squashies and a bottle of Pepsi max? | |||
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"I’ve got half a box of macarons! Will swap for something non food related, I feel sick now. I have a head massager
I could actually use one of those right now.
Let’s have a swap then done deal "I’ll take it! | |||
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"I've an almost full bag of milky way stars, although they are hard to swap. Serious offers only. Mrs Omg yes please I love those! half a bag of potatoes in return?
What am I going to do with potatoes? I don't cook.
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Milky way stars, for half eaten Ravel's, just the orange and the raisin ones as I don't like them and have already eaten the rest!
Is she doesn’t want the revels I’ll have them, they’re my favourite!"Oh! If I don't hear anything back, they are yours!...... But what do I get for my swop? | |||
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"I couldn't finish my chippy tea so I have a load of chips and half a tub of mushy peas? J" I've a choc ice left - I'd swap that for the peas please? MrsAbz | |||
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"I've an almost full bag of milky way stars, although they are hard to swap. Serious offers only. Mrs Omg yes please I love those! half a bag of potatoes in return?
What am I going to do with potatoes? I don't cook.
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Milky way stars, for half eaten Ravel's, just the orange and the raisin ones as I don't like them and have already eaten the rest!
Is she doesn’t want the revels I’ll have them, they’re my favourite!
Oh! If I don't hear anything back, they are yours!...... But what do I get for my swop? "Hmm  a bunch of lillies and two bananas? | |||
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"My penis Thought is lower the tone early. You think your penis lowers the tone? You've never met me then. F" I didn't say it lowers it that low! Can't compete with you for that | |||
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"Bottle of local liqueur I brought back from Romania Morphs extra spicy satay chicken bites. Homemade Big fat squashy cuddles Various spirits and random craft beers. If you want them you need to collect. " Ooh cuddle please . I’ll swap you for a dog that actually just fell off the sofa because he’s a complete idiot. And as I’m typing this, he’s climbed up and about to do it again… | |||
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"I couldn't finish my chippy tea so I have a load of chips and half a tub of mushy peas? J I've a choc ice left - I'd swap that for the peas please? MrsAbz " Deal! | |||
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"Can put up a day and night off total papering So first off breakfast in bed As your have breakfast in bed I build you a duvet fort on the couch and then run out and get your favourite snacks While your binge watching your favourite or current tv shows or movies or head in a book I will take care off all the house work for you Followed by a lovely take away form your favourite restaurant or take away place While your have dinner I will run you a awesome bath with candle lights and music pervideing you have a bath If you don’t have a bath and only a shower then you be treated to a shower bomb with music and canndle lights Fallowed by a lovely massage and cuddles on the couch as you binge watch more shows And then to top it all off taken to the bedroom for let’s just say a magical time "Omg in and I’ll swap anything you want | |||
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"Can put up a day and night off total papering So first off breakfast in bed As your have breakfast in bed I build you a duvet fort on the couch and then run out and get your favourite snacks While your binge watching your favourite or current tv shows or movies or head in a book I will take care off all the house work for you Followed by a lovely take away form your favourite restaurant or take away place While your have dinner I will run you a awesome bath with candle lights and music pervideing you have a bath If you don’t have a bath and only a shower then you be treated to a shower bomb with music and canndle lights Fallowed by a lovely massage and cuddles on the couch as you binge watch more shows And then to top it all off taken to the bedroom for let’s just say a magical time
Omg in and I’ll swap anything you want "Done deal and the swap I want is your time | |||
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"Can I swap my sunny disposition for anything else? A bad mood?" Sold | |||
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"Welcome and please bring your unwanted goods here! Offer what you have and see what other people have. If you wanna do a swap, then swap! (Obvs not in real life, that would be weird) I’ll start by offering a half empty bottle of L’Oréal elvive extraordinary oil nourishing conditioner "I'll take the L’Oréal Elvive, ta.  | |||
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"I've got candle with something motivational written on the side. Just a moment you have tell us what it says ." I've never read it... I'm sure it's very effective. | |||
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"In Warrington - can swap my knickers x" Motivational candle? | |||
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"Welcome and please bring your unwanted goods here! Offer what you have and see what other people have. If you wanna do a swap, then swap! (Obvs not in real life, that would be weird) I’ll start by offering a half empty bottle of L’Oréal elvive extraordinary oil nourishing conditioner
I'll take the L’Oréal Elvive, ta. "What you gonna use it on | |||
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"Got half a pack of budget condoms, think they was made in a rubber glove factory but nothings getting through that rubber ! Xx" Half a pack would have been interesting in the days when the term 'packet of three' was in universal usage. | |||
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"Got half a pack of budget condoms, think they was made in a rubber glove factory but nothings getting through that rubber ! Xx Half a pack would have been interesting in the days when the term 'packet of three' was in universal usage." I've recently purchase finger condoms very nice and have ribbed bits on the side | |||
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"I have a very cute Emma Bridgewater Halloween mug. I have too many Halloween mugs so if someone swaps me, I can buy another and have something else. Win win. You can NEVER have too many Halloween mugs!
Sadly you can. Not according to me though.
P.S The masks. Those photos? Perfection. "Not according to me either! It’s Halloween 365 here!
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"I’ve got half an orange twirl left from my lunch if anyone’s peckish?" Ooh I love those!
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"I have a big-ass folder on training material for the ISTQB Advanced Level Technical Test Analyst certfication if anyone fancies it? "Christ, even typing that almost put me to sleep | |||
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"I have a big-ass folder on training material for the ISTQB Advanced Level Technical Test Analyst certfication if anyone fancies it? "I fancy you, does that count?? | |||
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"I have a big-ass folder on training material for the ISTQB Advanced Level Technical Test Analyst certfication if anyone fancies it? "Swap you for a shag | |||
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"Welcome and please bring your unwanted goods here! Offer what you have and see what other people have. If you wanna do a swap, then swap! (Obvs not in real life, that would be weird) I’ll start by offering a half empty bottle of L’Oréal elvive extraordinary oil nourishing conditioner
I'll take the L’Oréal Elvive, ta.
What you gonna use it on "My ears. Obvs. | |||
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"Bottle of local liqueur I brought back from Romania Morphs extra spicy satay chicken bites. Homemade Big fat squashy cuddles Various spirits and random craft beers. If you want them you need to collect. Ooh cuddle please . I’ll swap you for a dog that actually just fell off the sofa because he’s a complete idiot. And as I’m typing this, he’s climbed up and about to do it again…"Done deal. He can meet my cat who just fell off the coffee table, chasing his own tail, and splatted on the floor because he is incapable of landing on his feet. | |||
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"Bottle of local liqueur I brought back from Romania Morphs extra spicy satay chicken bites. Homemade Big fat squashy cuddles Various spirits and random craft beers. If you want them you need to collect. Ooh cuddle please . I’ll swap you for a dog that actually just fell off the sofa because he’s a complete idiot. And as I’m typing this, he’s climbed up and about to do it again…
Done deal. He can meet my cat who just fell off the coffee table, chasing his own tail, and splatted on the floor because he is incapable of landing on his feet."Aren’t they ridiculous creatures | |||
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"Bottle of local liqueur I brought back from Romania Morphs extra spicy satay chicken bites. Homemade Big fat squashy cuddles Various spirits and random craft beers. If you want them you need to collect. Ooh cuddle please . I’ll swap you for a dog that actually just fell off the sofa because he’s a complete idiot. And as I’m typing this, he’s climbed up and about to do it again…
Done deal. He can meet my cat who just fell off the coffee table, chasing his own tail, and splatted on the floor because he is incapable of landing on his feet.
Aren’t they ridiculous creatures "Lord above, he’s literally just fallen off the sofa and twatted his head on the coffee table… | |||
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"Bottle of local liqueur I brought back from Romania Morphs extra spicy satay chicken bites. Homemade Big fat squashy cuddles Various spirits and random craft beers. If you want them you need to collect. Ooh cuddle please . I’ll swap you for a dog that actually just fell off the sofa because he’s a complete idiot. And as I’m typing this, he’s climbed up and about to do it again…
Done deal. He can meet my cat who just fell off the coffee table, chasing his own tail, and splatted on the floor because he is incapable of landing on his feet.
Aren’t they ridiculous creatures
Lord above, he’s literally just fallen off the sofa and twatted his head on the coffee table…"So what are you swapping him for then? A bag of firewood? | |||
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"Bottle of local liqueur I brought back from Romania Morphs extra spicy satay chicken bites. Homemade Big fat squashy cuddles Various spirits and random craft beers. If you want them you need to collect. Ooh cuddle please . I’ll swap you for a dog that actually just fell off the sofa because he’s a complete idiot. And as I’m typing this, he’s climbed up and about to do it again…
Done deal. He can meet my cat who just fell off the coffee table, chasing his own tail, and splatted on the floor because he is incapable of landing on his feet.
Aren’t they ridiculous creatures
Lord above, he’s literally just fallen off the sofa and twatted his head on the coffee table…
So what are you swapping him for then? A bag of firewood? "Bag of haribo | |||
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"Bottle of local liqueur I brought back from Romania Morphs extra spicy satay chicken bites. Homemade Big fat squashy cuddles Various spirits and random craft beers. If you want them you need to collect. Ooh cuddle please . I’ll swap you for a dog that actually just fell off the sofa because he’s a complete idiot. And as I’m typing this, he’s climbed up and about to do it again…
Done deal. He can meet my cat who just fell off the coffee table, chasing his own tail, and splatted on the floor because he is incapable of landing on his feet.
Aren’t they ridiculous creatures
Lord above, he’s literally just fallen off the sofa and twatted his head on the coffee table…
So what are you swapping him for then? A bag of firewood?
Bag of haribo "Supermix or Sour. Either way its a swap, because he can keep our cats amused, lol. | |||
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"Bottle of local liqueur I brought back from Romania Morphs extra spicy satay chicken bites. Homemade Big fat squashy cuddles Various spirits and random craft beers. If you want them you need to collect. Ooh cuddle please . I’ll swap you for a dog that actually just fell off the sofa because he’s a complete idiot. And as I’m typing this, he’s climbed up and about to do it again…
Done deal. He can meet my cat who just fell off the coffee table, chasing his own tail, and splatted on the floor because he is incapable of landing on his feet.
Aren’t they ridiculous creatures
Lord above, he’s literally just fallen off the sofa and twatted his head on the coffee table…
So what are you swapping him for then? A bag of firewood?
Bag of haribo
Supermix or Sour. Either way its a swap, because he can keep our cats amused, lol."He’s very cat friendly actually. Shared his food and everything  | |||
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"Bottle of local liqueur I brought back from Romania Morphs extra spicy satay chicken bites. Homemade Big fat squashy cuddles Various spirits and random craft beers. If you want them you need to collect. Ooh cuddle please . I’ll swap you for a dog that actually just fell off the sofa because he’s a complete idiot. And as I’m typing this, he’s climbed up and about to do it again…
Done deal. He can meet my cat who just fell off the coffee table, chasing his own tail, and splatted on the floor because he is incapable of landing on his feet.
Aren’t they ridiculous creatures
Lord above, he’s literally just fallen off the sofa and twatted his head on the coffee table…
So what are you swapping him for then? A bag of firewood?
Bag of haribo
Supermix or Sour. Either way its a swap, because he can keep our cats amused, lol.
He’s very cat friendly actually. Shared his food and everything "Awww, can we arrange cat play date? My ginger is friendly but my black one is a killer. | |||
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"Bottle of local liqueur I brought back from Romania Morphs extra spicy satay chicken bites. Homemade Big fat squashy cuddles Various spirits and random craft beers. If you want them you need to collect. Ooh cuddle please . I’ll swap you for a dog that actually just fell off the sofa because he’s a complete idiot. And as I’m typing this, he’s climbed up and about to do it again…
Done deal. He can meet my cat who just fell off the coffee table, chasing his own tail, and splatted on the floor because he is incapable of landing on his feet.
Aren’t they ridiculous creatures
Lord above, he’s literally just fallen off the sofa and twatted his head on the coffee table…
So what are you swapping him for then? A bag of firewood?
Bag of haribo
Supermix or Sour. Either way its a swap, because he can keep our cats amused, lol.
He’s very cat friendly actually. Shared his food and everything
Awww, can we arrange cat play date? My ginger is friendly but my black one is a killer."Absolutely. I’ll bring a safety helmet for him to wear when he inevitably falls off your sofa | |||
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"Large wat of Scotch broth just made, now I intend to have it for lunch, but there will be spare bowls. It has barley in it, potatoes, onion, other veg, chicken stock (so not good for vegans)." In and dribbling I can offer you an acoustic/electric purple guitar? | |||
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"Large wat of Scotch broth just made, now I intend to have it for lunch, but there will be spare bowls. It has barley in it, potatoes, onion, other veg, chicken stock (so not good for vegans)." Yes please. I'll bring homemade cake and bread. | |||
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"Where's my L’Oréal Elvive OP?
In the post "My ears thank you. | |||
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"Husband with a bad cold and a crap memory. Will swap for pretty much anything right now.
J"Pair of size 10 thighboots with a broken heel? | |||
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"Husband with a bad cold and a crap memory. Will swap for pretty much anything right now.
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Pair of size 10 thighboots with a broken heel? "Deal. J | |||
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"Husband with a bad cold and a crap memory. Will swap for pretty much anything right now.
J"I’ll pray for you | |||
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"Husband with a bad cold and a crap memory. Will swap for pretty much anything right now.
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I’ll pray for you "S'okay, I swapped him for some boots that won't fit me and that are unusable. I still got the better part of the deal.
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"Looking for a hotwife Have a camel to swap " I’d say yes, but my husband might get the hump | |||
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"Elderflower vinegar. Over-enthusiasm led to the swift production of many litres of the stuff. Tastes good, too, but how much elderflower vinegar does one life need? My watermelon rind pickle stores are also replete. Will swap for home-made mushroom ketchup. Or sour Haribo." Mushroom ketchup? I think a friend of mine has ketchup that's growing some sort of fungus. Can swap for that | |||
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"Looking for a hotwife Have a camel to swap I’d say yes, but my husband might get the hump "Lmao | |||
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"Large wat of Scotch broth just made, now I intend to have it for lunch, but there will be spare bowls. It has barley in it, potatoes, onion, other veg, chicken stock (so not good for vegans). In and dribbling I can offer you an acoustic/electric purple guitar?"Sorry just back from eating a bowl. Still more left - but it was not a 'wat' (that would be a temple in say Cambodia), rather it was a 'vat'. Does the teacher come with the guitar, and will I be able to be as proficient as Prince (noting he may not be so capable these days!) | |||
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"Large wat of Scotch broth just made, now I intend to have it for lunch, but there will be spare bowls. It has barley in it, potatoes, onion, other veg, chicken stock (so not good for vegans). Yes please. I'll bring homemade cake and bread." Oh, second offer. I forgot to have bread to dunk in it, grated some cheese and also poured some double cream on it). Still plenty to go round. | |||
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"Husband with a bad cold and a crap memory. Will swap for pretty much anything right now.
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Pair of size 10 thighboots with a broken heel? "Sounds like a fair swap. I seem to remember one other Fab member breaking a heel at one of the socials. Maybe you know her? Did she swap the thigh boots with you and not mention the heel? | |||
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