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What can your Dog do that's amazing ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mine used to chase the postman on a bicycle.....

my fault for buying the dog a bicycle

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My pooch can pick up shoes and take them out into the garden.

…..she’s not yet managed to work out to bring them back though…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine makes my soul shine, I love her so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine picked up two extra languages from my friends. He ended up fluent in (dog commands in) English, Welsh and Polish.

He also could detect a wrapped up kong from a different room on Christmas Day. I never got over that, halfway through the house headed to the back door first thing in the morning. He paused, sniffed the air and headed straight through all the presents to the kong and took it out to the garden with him for his morning business, still wrapped up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find and kill rats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our oldest is very good at ignoring commands.

Our youngest is very good at biting feet on command and playing hide and seek.

That's the dogs btw, not the kids.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Snap me out of hyper-focus or dissociation.

He just sticks his face in my personal space and butts me till I hug him.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Conning the neighbours into feeding him cocktail sausages on command.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I think it’s amazing that none of them listen to a word I say.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Is lick his own balls too obvious an answer?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Mine rings a bell to be let out into the garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is lick his own balls too obvious an answer?"

This needed to be said

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Fart and blame me for it

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Is lick his own balls too obvious an answer?"

You as good as beat me to saying

"Lick his own cock", which is something every dog on here would love to be able to do!

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Is lick his own balls too obvious an answer?

You as good as beat me to saying

"Lick his own cock", which is something every dog on here would love to be able to do!"

I grew up in Bexley.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

My dogs know how to sound like a Hurd of elephants coming up the stairs

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

A friend's Scottie found a knife a villain had hidden behind a radiator cover in their cafe.When they closed and let Treacle(black Scottie) downstairs she just sat down in front of the radiator and stared at it,wouldn't move.By this time(getting to know her behaviours) they knew something was going on and pulled the cover away revealing a 12" blade.I looked after her many times for them,that dog was incredible.She once swam the width of a reservoir at dusk chasing ducks when she managed to slip the lead,When we got home ten minutes later she was chasing a football round the garden.Nuclear powered that one and as sharp as a razor.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Mine will understand and respond to commands in Welsh and English

He understands currency and pays for his biscuits with cardboard

Clever boy

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

Mine has a knack for opening doors.

So much so I've had to flip many door handles in my home to open upwards.

I've also had to fit a security chain to the front door and remember to double lock it as he's opened it and escaped three timesin the four and a half weeks we've had him

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Ou4s can play whistling dixie on the piano. We'll it would if we had one I'm sure.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Is lick his own balls too obvious an answer?

You as good as beat me to saying

"Lick his own cock", which is something every dog on here would love to be able to do!

I grew up in Bexley."

I didn't. I grew up in Jersey and had a dog then. He used to lick his cock, that's how I know.

Wouldn't have a dog now, too much aggro and expense.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

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