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Also I love to post self pitying threads about not getting meets despite not making any effort because my mere presence on Fab should have women dropping their knickers and couples inviting me to their room!!
Anyway I will park my bum and look forward to getting to know you all  | |||
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"What's your stance on lynx cans in photos?? " Well they make a pretty background to distract me from the penis in the picture……not that I go looking for those kind of pictures of course!! They have been sent to me, must be my profile picture that appeals to gay men for some reason!!!! 
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"What's your stance on lynx cans in photos?? Well they make a pretty background to distract me from the penis in the picture……not that I go looking for those kind of pictures of course!! They have been sent to me, must be my profile picture that appeals to gay men for some reason!!!!
I thought that needed clarification "*nods* *writes on a pad* | |||
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"Do you have a TV in your bedroom? " Of course she makes the best coffee and the banter is top drawer  | |||
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"What's your stance on lynx cans in photos?? " If they're the XL ones and hidden in mens underwear, I don't see a problem.....  | |||
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"Do you have a TV in your bedroom? " Give the poor man a change  | |||
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"What's your stance on lynx cans in photos?? If they're the XL ones and hidden in mens underwear, I don't see a problem..... "Ahhh what an excellent idea that solves my problem, thanks for the tip | |||
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"What's your stance on lynx cans in photos?? If they're the XL ones and hidden in mens underwear, I don't see a problem..... "As long as it's not to cold on the tickle tackle I guess | |||
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"Do you have a TV in your bedroom? Give the poor man a change "Who told you I am poor?? Oh well at least I am rich in spirit | |||
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"What's your stance on lynx cans in photos?? If they're the XL ones and hidden in mens underwear, I don't see a problem.....
As long as it's not to cold on the tickle tackle I guess"Maybe you could give it a rub before my next photo shoot….the lynx can of course | |||
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"What's your stance on lynx cans in photos?? If they're the XL ones and hidden in mens underwear, I don't see a problem.....
As long as it's not to cold on the tickle tackle I guess
Maybe you could give it a rub before my next photo shoot….the lynx can of course "Will a genie pop out and grant me a wish? | |||
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"What's your stance on lynx cans in photos?? If they're the XL ones and hidden in mens underwear, I don't see a problem.....
As long as it's not to cold on the tickle tackle I guess
Maybe you could give it a rub before my next photo shoot….the lynx can of course
Will a genie pop out and grant me a wish? "Something will definitely pop out and it depends on your wish  | |||
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"Welcome OP, did you bring cake? Mrs " Of course that’s a stoning offence not bringing cake to the forum especially if you’re starting a thread! | |||
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"Also I love to post self pitying threads about not getting meets despite not making any effort because my mere presence on Fab should have women dropping their knickers and couples inviting me to their room!" Sounds like you've already got a pretty good idea of it OP. Welcome and enjoy | |||
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"Looking forward to the self pitying posts, polish that pity pot up for us..... Welcome to the forums " Oh I can write some of the best and I constantly have a ring around my arse from sitting on said pot Thank you everyone for the warm welcome | |||
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"Welcome OP, did you bring cake? Mrs Of course that’s a stoning offence not bringing cake to the forum especially if you’re starting a thread! " Then we need to know what cake?? Also - what about popcorn for the pity posts?? | |||
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"Welcome OP - is this your first rodeo? "Zoom on my profile picture, I am more saddle sore than Clint Eastwood | |||
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"Welcome OP - is this your first rodeo?
Zoom on my profile picture, I am more saddle sore than Clint Eastwood" | |||
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"Welcome back "I guess you could be arsed to check out the profile | |||
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"Welcome back
I guess you could be arsed to check out the profile " always. I’m nosy | |||
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"Welcome back
I guess you could be arsed to check out the profile
always. I’m nosy"A woman who reads a new and unverified profile, what’s next men reading them!! 
Now I am taking my notebook out, I am going to keep an eye on you | |||
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"Welcome back
I guess you could be arsed to check out the profile
always. I’m nosy
A woman who reads a new and unverified profile, what’s next men reading them!!
Now I am taking my notebook out, I am going to keep an eye on you "Never… the inbox will remain full of muppets. Trying to work out if you’re familiar.. | |||
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"Welcome back
I guess you could be arsed to check out the profile
always. I’m nosy
A woman who reads a new and unverified profile, what’s next men reading them!!
Now I am taking my notebook out, I am going to keep an eye on you
Never… the inbox will remain full of muppets. Trying to work out if you’re familiar.."Ahhh the joys of being a woman on Fab. I will leave you to your sleuthing | |||
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"Welcome back
I guess you could be arsed to check out the profile
always. I’m nosy
A woman who reads a new and unverified profile, what’s next men reading them!!
Now I am taking my notebook out, I am going to keep an eye on you
Never… the inbox will remain full of muppets. Trying to work out if you’re familiar..
Ahhh the joys of being a woman on Fab.
I will leave you to your sleuthing "Ffs  | |||
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"Welcome back
I guess you could be arsed to check out the profile
always. I’m nosy
A woman who reads a new and unverified profile, what’s next men reading them!!
Now I am taking my notebook out, I am going to keep an eye on you
Never… the inbox will remain full of muppets. Trying to work out if you’re familiar..
Ahhh the joys of being a woman on Fab.
I will leave you to your sleuthing
Ffs "To put you out of your misery I was 29 when I joined, staying here for just over a year and I don’t recognise your name unless you’re a boomerang. Now why I left the lifestyle? That’s a slightly more interesting story. | |||
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"What's your stance on lynx cans in photos?? If they're the XL ones and hidden in mens underwear, I don't see a problem.....
As long as it's not to cold on the tickle tackle I guess
Maybe you could give it a rub before my next photo shoot….the lynx can of course "oohh would it grant us 3 wishes if we did?? | |||
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"What's your stance on lynx cans in photos?? If they're the XL ones and hidden in mens underwear, I don't see a problem.....
As long as it's not to cold on the tickle tackle I guess
Maybe you could give it a rub before my next photo shoot….the lynx can of course oohh would it grant us 3 wishes if we did?? "You never know your luck as long as you know the magic rub | |||
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"Ooh someone in disguise. Welcome, everybody is on their period right now so be careful. Were you a regular? Do I know you? Have you seen me naked in person before? (that really doesn't narrow it down)
F"In disguise love it
Don’t worry I am tough, I have an ex wife
Fairly, you will do and not yet!! | |||
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"Nobody loves me can I have a hug please." Awww poor you, I will give you a hug | |||
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"Nobody loves me can I have a hug please. Awww poor you, I will give you a hug " Yay  | |||
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"Ooh someone in disguise. Welcome, everybody is on their period right now so be careful. Were you a regular? Do I know you? Have you seen me naked in person before? (that really doesn't narrow it down)
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In disguise love it
Don’t worry I am tough, I have an ex wife
Fairly, you will do and not yet!! "Imagine if I know you and I don't like you.. This is going to be awkward. I'm sure I won't though, unless you rub me up the wrong way. YOU NEED TO USE OIL. Not yet? - I'll be careful not to accidentally fall out of my clothes in future. F | |||
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"Welcome back
I guess you could be arsed to check out the profile
always. I’m nosy
A woman who reads a new and unverified profile, what’s next men reading them!!
Now I am taking my notebook out, I am going to keep an eye on you
Never… the inbox will remain full of muppets. Trying to work out if you’re familiar..
Ahhh the joys of being a woman on Fab.
I will leave you to your sleuthing
Ffs
To put you out of your misery I was 29 when I joined, staying here for just over a year and I don’t recognise your name unless you’re a boomerang.
Now why I left the lifestyle? That’s a slightly more interesting story."A bit before my time that. Sounds intriguing. Or maybe scary. Who knows. | |||
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"Ooh someone in disguise. Welcome, everybody is on their period right now so be careful. Were you a regular? Do I know you? Have you seen me naked in person before? (that really doesn't narrow it down)
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In disguise love it
Don’t worry I am tough, I have an ex wife
Fairly, you will do and not yet!!
Imagine if I know you and I don't like you.. This is going to be awkward. I'm sure I won't though, unless you rub me up the wrong way. YOU NEED TO USE OIL.
Not yet? - I'll be careful not to accidentally fall out of my clothes in future.
F"Not possible everyone who knows me likes me (yeah right Tommy)
Now this one isn’t possible as my massage skills are top notch so only rubbing up the right way is on the cards. Oh you have to have the oil sensual, fragranced and tasty 
Once you have had a massage off me, it will be no accident your clothes fall off!
Feel free to tell me to F off you cheeky b*****d | |||
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"Welcome back
I guess you could be arsed to check out the profile
always. I’m nosy
A woman who reads a new and unverified profile, what’s next men reading them!!
Now I am taking my notebook out, I am going to keep an eye on you
Never… the inbox will remain full of muppets. Trying to work out if you’re familiar..
Ahhh the joys of being a woman on Fab.
I will leave you to your sleuthing
Ffs
To put you out of your misery I was 29 when I joined, staying here for just over a year and I don’t recognise your name unless you’re a boomerang.
Now why I left the lifestyle? That’s a slightly more interesting story."That’s got me thinking. | |||
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" Feel free to tell me to F off you cheeky b*****d "You said it
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" Feel free to tell me to F off you cheeky b*****d
You said it
F"Love it
It seems I am settling in my chair and putting my feet up, who’s going to put the kettle on?
And I like my coffee how I like my women…. | |||
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" And I like my coffee how I like my women…." Bitter and sickly. I think there's someone here just for you.. Her name starts with E, I can't be bothered remembering the rest. F | |||
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"Welcome back
I guess you could be arsed to check out the profile
always. I’m nosy
A woman who reads a new and unverified profile, what’s next men reading them!!
Now I am taking my notebook out, I am going to keep an eye on you
Never… the inbox will remain full of muppets. Trying to work out if you’re familiar..
Ahhh the joys of being a woman on Fab.
I will leave you to your sleuthing
Ffs
To put you out of your misery I was 29 when I joined, staying here for just over a year and I don’t recognise your name unless you’re a boomerang.
Now why I left the lifestyle? That’s a slightly more interesting story.
A bit before my time that. Sounds intriguing. Or maybe scary. Who knows. "Oh well at least I have the pleasure of making your acquaintance now
A story for another time | |||
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" And I like my coffee how I like my women…. Bitter and sickly. I think there's someone here just for you.. Her name starts with E, I can't be bothered remembering the rest. F" Bloody hell!!! You were pretty damm close, bitter and murky is the way I take it or them
You two are going on my hotlist and I will be green arrowing you from now on.
I think we are going to get on I hope!
Is it stalking if you tell them about it?
Ps who is this lady? I am intrigued | |||
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" And I like my coffee how I like my women…. Bitter and sickly. I think there's someone here just for you.. Her name starts with E, I can't be bothered remembering the rest. F Bloody hell!!! You were pretty damm close, bitter and murky is the way I take it or them
You two are going on my hotlist and I will be green arrowing you from now on.
I think we are going to get on I hope!
Is it stalking if you tell them about it?
Ps who is this lady? I am intrigued "I've tried bedding this lady for quite some time but apparently she's not bisexual.. Yeah yeah. Pull the other one. I'm sure she'd love my tits in her face or my fanny against her fanny but apparently she's all for dick. I've changed my tactic so I'm a dick to her now - I think that gives me the better chance of meeting with her. It'll be my trophy sex story. | |||
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" And I like my coffee how I like my women…. Bitter and sickly. I think there's someone here just for you.. Her name starts with E, I can't be bothered remembering the rest. F Bloody hell!!! You were pretty damm close, bitter and murky is the way I take it or them
You two are going on my hotlist and I will be green arrowing you from now on.
I think we are going to get on I hope!
Is it stalking if you tell them about it?
Ps who is this lady? I am intrigued
I've tried bedding this lady for quite some time but apparently she's not bisexual.. Yeah yeah. Pull the other one. I'm sure she'd love my tits in her face or my fanny against her fanny but apparently she's all for dick. I've changed my tactic so I'm a dick to her now - I think that gives me the better chance of meeting with her. It'll be my trophy sex story. "Got to give you points for perseverance, we are truly cut from the same cloth. I knew I was getting a certain vibe from you….not talking about a rabbit btw | |||
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"Do you have a beard by chance op? " I do indeed and Jesus I just read your profile!! I thought I had a dry wit but you’re like the Sahara | |||
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"Were you Annie Wilkes? " Well I have made a few people miserable but nope not Annie Wilkes  | |||
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"Were you Annie Wilkes? Well I have made a few people miserable but nope not Annie Wilkes "OMG, I know who you are now. The only person to make me miserable on here was Bruce's brother. His dad though.. Wow! Let me tell you something about him..
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"Were you Annie Wilkes? Well I have made a few people miserable but nope not Annie Wilkes
OMG, I know who you are now. The only person to make me miserable on here was Bruce's brother. His dad though.. Wow! Let me tell you something about him..
F"Oh no!!! I have been unmasked, time to go UNLOS Actually I might stick around for my dads story, I have to hear what the old man has been up to | |||
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"Hello there forumites, I have been waiting a long two weeks before I can pull up a seat and join in the forum fun. I will save a lengthy introduction of what I am about and let my personality show through my posts or you could look at my profile if you can be arsed. I know it takes a while to be fully accepted as a forumite as most like to get a feel for you so no whining from me about being ignored (for at least a week anyway)
Also I love to post self pitying threads about not getting meets despite not making any effort because my mere presence on Fab should have women dropping their knickers and couples inviting me to their room!!
Anyway I will park my bum and look forward to getting to know you all "Looks like you did your homework welcome! | |||
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