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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So.....

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Yeah I've got nothing.

Put your tips below (no rex, not your japs eye) for the women that are shit at this. (Me)

Much appreciated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No teeth please…

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By *handlerMonicaCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Frequently.....

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Just act like you enjoy it. Breathe now and then. You’ll be fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By a woman who actually wants to. Enthusiasm shows through...

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex


"So.....

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Yeah I've got nothing.

Put your tips below (no rex, not your japs eye) for the women that are shit at this. (Me)

Much appreciated.

"

This will be different for each man.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Just fucking gobble like a wet fish and then bob a bit and spit all over it and look up and gobble and suck a little

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Oh! Oh! Oh! I know the answer she wants!

I'm going to need a male volunteer for a demonstration...

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"So.....

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Yeah I've got nothing.

Put your tips below (no rex, not your japs eye) for the women that are shit at this. (Me)

Much appreciated.

This will be different for each man."

So hang on....not all women AND not all men are the same?

Fucking hell I need a moment

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Gets notepad and pen out.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No teeth please…"

Dam it

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

Eye contact, not too fast, sensual stop to lick it up and down. Sometimes just sucking the head and then sliding it all inside. Pre-cum licked off is a bonus lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just act like you enjoy it. Breathe now and then. You’ll be fine."

I'm fucked already.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Oh! Oh! Oh! I know the answer she wants!

I'm going to need a male volunteer for a demonstration... "

That's the answer we all want!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By a woman who actually wants to. Enthusiasm shows through..."

This is not going well for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spit.. and lots of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do men like their cock sucked.."

I was hoping for some sarcasm.

Get him to shut his eyes and then get the Henry out, he will never notice

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By *allPaul40Man
over a year ago

brentwood


"So.....

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Yeah I've got nothing.

Put your tips below (no rex, not your japs eye) for the women that are shit at this. (Me)

Much appreciated.

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Slow, wet, teasingly, and looking straight into my eyes x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So.....

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Yeah I've got nothing.

Put your tips below (no rex, not your japs eye) for the women that are shit at this. (Me)

Much appreciated.

This will be different for each man."

Shut up!!!

Everyone likes these things the same way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No teeth please…

Dam it"

You must enjoy seeing him in pain huh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By a woman who actually wants to. Enthusiasm shows through...

This is not going well for me"

Every day is a school day...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From you?

I'd prefer not to but if I must, a glory hole please

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

By someone that actually can and not just thinks they can.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

Did I mention eye contact?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How do men like their cock sucked..

I was hoping for some sarcasm.

Get him to shut his eyes and then get the Henry out, he will never notice "

Wait, the sarcasm didn't come through?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just fucking gobble like a wet fish and then bob a bit and spit all over it and look up and gobble and suck a little "

Yeah I'm not gonna do that

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex


"Did I mention eye contact? "

Yes I can't explain it but there is something sexy about eye contact as she is going down your shaft.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"From you?

I'd prefer not to but if I must, a glory hole please "

You know that doesn't take away from the fact she will bite it right?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Just fucking gobble like a wet fish and then bob a bit and spit all over it and look up and gobble and suck a little

Yeah I'm not gonna do that "

Alternatively just open your mouth and I'll do it it's cool xox

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did I mention eye contact?

Yes I can't explain it but there is something sexy about eye contact as she is going down your shaft."

Ok, I've seen the videos of such things, and I'm sorry, but the women just look fucking demented looking up with a cock in their mouths.

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By *weet.touchMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Try and do as much full strokes as you can with ur mouth... don't have to deepthroat it constantly.

Get ur hand involved cradle the balls.

Lick it every now and then up and down while u make eye contact.

Lick the balls.

Get two hands around it and such the bellend like a lollypop, lots of suction.

Sloppy is good.

When u want to make me cum you could wank me and sick the tip.

Also swirl your tongue around.

If you have a knack for deep throat I'd like ya to stick the tongue out and lick my balls at the same time.

Hope this helps

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Did I mention eye contact?

Yes I can't explain it but there is something sexy about eye contact as she is going down your shaft.

Ok, I've seen the videos of such things, and I'm sorry, but the women just look fucking demented looking up with a cock in their mouths.

"

I can't believe we once sexted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh! Oh! Oh! I know the answer she wants!

I'm going to need a male volunteer for a demonstration... "

Oh, I have a male volunteer for you.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

They like it when you suck 'em like a Dyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still don't know how I like mine to be honest. They're just fine I guess

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"They like it when you suck 'em like a Dyson "

That makes my weak thighs buckle and is embarrassing

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By *weet.touchMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"Try and do as much full strokes as you can with ur mouth... don't have to deepthroat it constantly.

Get ur hand involved cradle the balls.

Lick it every now and then up and down while u make eye contact.

Lick the balls.

Get two hands around it and such the bellend like a lollypop, lots of suction.

Sloppy is good.

When u want to make me cum you could wank me and sick the tip.

Also swirl your tongue around.

If you have a knack for deep throat I'd like ya to stick the tongue out and lick my balls at the same time.

Hope this helps"

Start slow and build up the tempo. Make it seductive at first and a bit aggressive in the end

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

In the same way that you’d siphon a few litres from next doors mini metro to get you to East at 6am in the dark of winter on a hard frosty morning as your Austin maestro’s fuel gauge stopped working when the temperature dropped below 10 degrees last weekend and the needle is stuck on half full.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From you?

I'd prefer not to but if I must, a glory hole please

You know that doesn't take away from the fact she will bite it right?"

Yeah but at least I won't have to look at i.... I mean her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did I mention eye contact?

Yes I can't explain it but there is something sexy about eye contact as she is going down your shaft.

Ok, I've seen the videos of such things, and I'm sorry, but the women just look fucking demented looking up with a cock in their mouths.

I can't believe we once sexted "

Did we?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spit.. and lots of it"

Oh I dribble a lot, this could work.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

I can advise you what not to do!

Search Sexy grapefruit demonstration on YouTube

Please do not do that!

(NSFW and not safe for little ears!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By someone that actually can and not just thinks they can. "

I don't think I can.

Does that mean I can??

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Did I mention eye contact?

Yes I can't explain it but there is something sexy about eye contact as she is going down your shaft.

Ok, I've seen the videos of such things, and I'm sorry, but the women just look fucking demented looking up with a cock in their mouths.

I can't believe we once sexted

Did we? "

Oh probably not. That happens alot here for me, denial and all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try and do as much full strokes as you can with ur mouth... don't have to deepthroat it constantly.

Get ur hand involved cradle the balls.

Lick it every now and then up and down while u make eye contact.

Lick the balls.

Get two hands around it and such the bellend like a lollypop, lots of suction.

Sloppy is good.

When u want to make me cum you could wank me and sick the tip.

Also swirl your tongue around.

If you have a knack for deep throat I'd like ya to stick the tongue out and lick my balls at the same time.

Hope this helps"

You sound like you know what you're doing.

So, I have this male friend...

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I can advise you what not to do!

Search Sexy grapefruit demonstration on YouTube

Please do not do that!

(NSFW and not safe for little ears!) "

GOAT video

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By *odders88Man
over a year ago

Northampton

Sloppy…and by someone who you can tell enjoys doing it…eye contact and spit…jeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eye contact, both eyes Carrie not just the lazy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spit.. and lots of it

Oh I dribble a lot, this could work."

mouth on the top, hand on the shaft, other hand on the testicles. I think I just came about the Thought of receiving that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did I mention eye contact?

Yes I can't explain it but there is something sexy about eye contact as she is going down your shaft.

Ok, I've seen the videos of such things, and I'm sorry, but the women just look fucking demented looking up with a cock in their mouths.

I can't believe we once sexted

Did we?

Oh probably not. That happens alot here for me, denial and all "

It was the "I can't believe" bit that kinda got me...

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By *weet.touchMan
over a year ago

liverpool


"

You sound like you know what you're doing.

So, I have this male friend..."

Haha ya funny just telling you what I'd like darling, don't bat for both teams.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They like it when you suck 'em like a Dyson "

My Dyson broke

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Did I mention eye contact?

Yes I can't explain it but there is something sexy about eye contact as she is going down your shaft.

Ok, I've seen the videos of such things, and I'm sorry, but the women just look fucking demented looking up with a cock in their mouths.

I can't believe we once sexted

Did we?

Oh probably not. That happens alot here for me, denial and all

It was the "I can't believe" bit that kinda got me..."

Yeah but when I'm nice to you you get weird remember!

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
over a year ago

south coast IOW


"By a woman who actually wants to. Enthusiasm shows through..."

Some of us actually do enjoy it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's not wrong.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

No eye contact, no spitting on it salivate by all means but non of the faux porn spitting.

Hold the shaft and rotate the hand whilst sucking and licking the helmet.

Licking but no sucking of the ball's,I've extremely sensitive nards and I find it painful.

Hold the penis in the palm of your hand and lick up and down the shaft please.

Allow me to finger you so when you gag I feel your pussy clench.

And finally swallow .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And we should treasure these women with everything we have

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Did I mention eye contact?

Yes I can't explain it but there is something sexy about eye contact as she is going down your shaft.

Ok, I've seen the videos of such things, and I'm sorry, but the women just look fucking demented looking up with a cock in their mouths.

I can't believe we once sexted

Did we?

Oh probably not. That happens alot here for me, denial and all

It was the "I can't believe" bit that kinda got me...

Yeah but when I'm nice to you you get weird remember! "

She is being barely sociable! Don't mention then n word! Trying to piss her off?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did I mention eye contact?

Yes I can't explain it but there is something sexy about eye contact as she is going down your shaft.

Ok, I've seen the videos of such things, and I'm sorry, but the women just look fucking demented looking up with a cock in their mouths.

I can't believe we once sexted

Did we?

Oh probably not. That happens alot here for me, denial and all

It was the "I can't believe" bit that kinda got me...

Yeah but when I'm nice to you you get weird remember! "

I can't take these compliments anymore, someone please make him stop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember his penis nerves are in his legs so lick and suck them too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and bite the end. He’ll love it. He won’t be able to explain what he likes but definitely bite it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

You sound like you know what you're doing.

So, I have this male friend...

Haha ya funny just telling you what I'd like darling, don't bat for both teams."

Darn it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make is nice and wet, the sloppier the better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh and bite the end. He’ll love it. He won’t be able to explain what he likes but definitely bite it "

Now this I can do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not an unpleasant experience but I'd take it or leave it tbh. Mostly I've found it doesn't turn me on at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone should marry this woman, stat.

In case you are already married, that person should marry you again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember his penis nerves are in his legs so lick and suck them too "

Damn she’s giving away our secrets

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Did I mention eye contact?

Yes I can't explain it but there is something sexy about eye contact as she is going down your shaft.

Ok, I've seen the videos of such things, and I'm sorry, but the women just look fucking demented looking up with a cock in their mouths.

I can't believe we once sexted

Did we?

Oh probably not. That happens alot here for me, denial and all

It was the "I can't believe" bit that kinda got me...

Yeah but when I'm nice to you you get weird remember!

She is being barely sociable! Don't mention then n word! Trying to piss her off? "

There's no trying anymore from any part of me for anything

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"They like it when you suck 'em like a Dyson

My Dyson broke "

You can borrow mine, it has an extension for gag reflex as standard

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

Like she's trying to suck an apple through a straw, interspersed with time spent licking the frenulum with the tip of her tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the latest in engineering, and lord knows men like a new gadget.

We're fickle like that.

Ok, I am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Remember his penis nerves are in his legs so lick and suck them too "

I need a bigger mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh also also, they all like it done the exact same way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember his penis nerves are in his legs so lick and suck them too "

How far down his legs do we need to go

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Remember his penis nerves are in his legs so lick and suck them too

I need a bigger mouth"

I'm not saying a word!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"Oh also also, they all like it done the exact same way "

Excuse me! Can you take this thread seriously please! It's an important subject

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make is nice and wet, the sloppier the better "

Chuck water on it?

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"They like it when you suck 'em like a Dyson

That makes my weak thighs buckle and is embarrassing "

It has a multi setting, it can go on low

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some men really like it if you can to a Lorena Bobbitt - they may need assistance afterwards as not all can handle the visit to A&E and the surgery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst handcuffed and blindfolded. Standing stark naked. Clothed woman.

Making me beg for her mouth as she teases.

Starting from soft with a few licks, to teasing the head when hard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Remember his penis nerves are in his legs so lick and suck them too

How far down his legs do we need to go "

Please not the toes

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

Dont forget the grapefruit

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

A lot longer than 30 seconds & Without a Condom !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont forget the grapefruit "

or the deep heat, lashings of deep heat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone should marry this woman, stat.

In case you are already married, that person should marry you again."

The fastest way to stop a woman from giving you BJ's is by feeding her her own wedding cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember his penis nerves are in his legs so lick and suck them too

How far down his legs do we need to go "

About to the knees

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"So.....

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Yeah I've got nothing.

Put your tips below (no rex, not your japs eye) for the women that are shit at this. (Me)

Much appreciated.

"

I don't want to look desperate with a ''Any way'' answer, so...

Don't spend too much time on head or balls.

More deepthroating and more speedy than slow movements.

You can go animal, it's not that fragile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone should marry this woman, stat.

In case you are already married, that person should marry you again.

The fastest way to stop a woman from giving you BJ's is by feeding her her own wedding cake."

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero


"Dont forget the grapefruit

or the deep heat, lashings of deep heat!"

It doesn't burn,soak it in warm water first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whilst handcuffed and blindfolded. Standing stark naked. Clothed woman.

Making me beg for her mouth as she teases.

Starting from soft with a few licks, to teasing the head when hard."

Yeah I'd probably just leave tbh once he was handcuffed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone should marry this woman, stat.

In case you are already married, that person should marry you again.

The fastest way to stop a woman from giving you BJ's is by feeding her her own wedding cake."

Wait. What ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont forget the grapefruit

or the deep heat, lashings of deep heat!

It doesn't burn,soak it in warm water first"

Need to soak it just to get all the crystallised smeg off first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whilst handcuffed and blindfolded. Standing stark naked. Clothed woman.

Making me beg for her mouth as she teases.

Starting from soft with a few licks, to teasing the head when hard.

Yeah I'd probably just leave tbh once he was handcuffed. "

That's time to get the snacks out and finally put what you want to watch on.

He's probably watching 90 day fiance right, get a grip.

Bang love is blind on, like a real man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No bounch it off your throat and gag on it cover it in spit

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"No bounch it off your throat and gag on it cover it in spit "

Ooohhh She knows something.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I like it slow to begin with, gradually building up in speed.

I’m not really into sloppy ones as such or spitting on it etc.

It’s also doubly pleasurable if the lady is clearly enjoying performing it.

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

I have PME. Please don't suck

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By *ick-Dastardly-Man
over a year ago

A whole world of Shit.

Suck like a Dyson & you'll be fine

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Can take it or leave it

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By *oquars19458Man
over a year ago

sheffield


"No teeth please…

Dam it"

Teeth can be nice, scraped down the shaft, gentle biting of the bell end

Bit like sucking and nibbling a tongue

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"So.....

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.

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.

.

Yeah I've got nothing.

Put your tips below (no rex, not your japs eye) for the women that are shit at this. (Me)

Much appreciated.

"

Sneeze as you have you have my cock in your mouth.....

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

As quick as possible before their wives get home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As quick as possible before their wives get home "

????????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like it slow to begin with, gradually building up in speed.

I’m not really into sloppy ones as such or spitting on it etc.

It’s also doubly pleasurable if the lady is clearly enjoying performing it."

See, it's this enjoying part I'm gonna fail at.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sloppy wet and intense but don’t forget the balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So.....

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.

.

.

.

.

Yeah I've got nothing.

Put your tips below (no rex, not your japs eye) for the women that are shit at this. (Me)

Much appreciated.

Sneeze as you have you have my cock in your mouth....."

Am I allergic to you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ew. "

I know Steve, some women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just lick it like a lollipop.

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like it slow to begin with, gradually building up in speed.

I’m not really into sloppy ones as such or spitting on it etc.

It’s also doubly pleasurable if the lady is clearly enjoying performing it.

See, it's this enjoying part I'm gonna fail at. "

and cocks are drooping all over this thread....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use your hole mouth, imagine it’s a twister I’ve lolly

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By *alentedfMan
over a year ago

Near Newbury

Shaft firmly held and squeezed.

Tongue and lips perfectly puckered

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Death grip

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"I like it slow to begin with, gradually building up in speed.

I’m not really into sloppy ones as such or spitting on it etc.

It’s also doubly pleasurable if the lady is clearly enjoying performing it.

See, it's this enjoying part I'm gonna fail at.

and cocks are drooping all over this thread.... "

Dropping?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With enthusiasm, eye contact and lots of spit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like it slow to begin with, gradually building up in speed.

I’m not really into sloppy ones as such or spitting on it etc.

It’s also doubly pleasurable if the lady is clearly enjoying performing it.

See, it's this enjoying part I'm gonna fail at.

and cocks are drooping all over this thread.... "

What always happens

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"So.....

.

.

.

.

.

.

Yeah I've got nothing.

Put your tips below (no rex, not your japs eye) for the women that are shit at this. (Me)

Much appreciated.

Sneeze as you have you have my cock in your mouth.....

Am I allergic to you?"

No that would be hives

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just lick it like a lollipop.

F"

I bite lollipops, I like to hear the crack.

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"I just lick it like a lollipop.

F"

Just the head or all over down to the balls?

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"I just lick it like a lollipop.

F

I bite lollipops, I like to hear the crack. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With enthusiasm, eye contact and lots of spit "

Eye contact ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With enthusiasm, eye contact and lots of spit "

And this is why I fail

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"With enthusiasm, eye contact and lots of spit

And this is why I fail"

Well... Not the only reason

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By *oneys1Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Start gently with the helmet, work your way down, suck the nuts while wanking the cock, then go back up for some deep throat, then push it into your cheek and whack it off your face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With enthusiasm, eye contact and lots of spit

And this is why I fail

Well... Not the only reason"

It's the monobrow isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need the guy from that pussy licking thread. He'll know.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll always remember my first Werther’s Original…..no, I meant, I’ll always remember one amazing lady who whilst performing the obligatory ‘bobbing’ motions simultaneously rolled her tongue around and around my glans.

That was really, absolutely mind blowing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With enthusiasm, eye contact and lots of spit "

She's ruined it, you're going to have to work really hard now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With enthusiasm, eye contact and lots of spit

Eye contact ??"

Yeah, unless it's a glass eye in a beaker on the cabinet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With enthusiasm, eye contact and lots of spit

And this is why I fail

Well... Not the only reason

It's the monobrow isn't it?"

You said that was concentration..?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"With enthusiasm, eye contact and lots of spit

Eye contact ??

Yeah, unless it's a glass eye in a beaker on the cabinet. "

Ah shit! I thought I had a chance for a minute...

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London


"With enthusiasm, eye contact and lots of spit

Eye contact ??

Yeah, unless it's a glass eye in a beaker on the cabinet. "

Haha I had a blow job from a lady in sunglasses once and it didn’t feel right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick it in ya gob, wiggle your head about a bit like you’re motorboating. Chew the tip like you’re working a fat Cuban cigar. Catch the cock snot in your hands, and fling it back in his face like a Spider-Man web slinger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With enthusiasm, eye contact and lots of spit

She's ruined it, you're going to have to work really hard now..."

Meh, I don't do that!

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex


"No teeth please…"

AU CONTRAIRE MON FRÈRE

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas


"With enthusiasm, eye contact and lots of spit

She's ruined it, you're going to have to work really hard now...

Meh, I don't do that!"

How about you just do it. I'll say that was alright and we both go on with things?

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex


"Stick it in ya gob, wiggle your head about a bit like you’re motorboating. Chew the tip like you’re working a fat Cuban cigar. Catch the cock snot in your hands, and fling it back in his face like a Spider-Man web slinger. "

the very reason we go to clubs every damn week is to see exactly this! Just once please god! /|\

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just lick it like a lollipop.

F"
She licked me like a lollipop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick it in ya gob, wiggle your head about a bit like you’re motorboating. Chew the tip like you’re working a fat Cuban cigar. Catch the cock snot in your hands, and fling it back in his face like a Spider-Man web slinger.

the very reason we go to clubs every damn week is to see exactly this! Just once please god! /|\"

Don’t wait to see it, live it and do it.

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By *andy CanesWoman
over a year ago

candy cane lane


"Just act like you enjoy it. Breathe now and then. You’ll be fine."

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By *eigh guyMan
over a year ago

wigan

While doing the ironing would be good

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Preparation is key: buff to a high shine and then mist with a delicate spritz of evian before tenderising for a velvety mouthfeel.

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"With enthusiasm, eye contact and lots of spit

Eye contact ??

Yeah, unless it's a glass eye in a beaker on the cabinet.

Haha I had a blow job from a lady in sunglasses once and it didn’t feel right"

Goggles, gloves and rubber apron YES!

Professional PPE!

Sunglasses BIG NO!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"With enthusiasm, eye contact and lots of spit

Eye contact ??

Yeah, unless it's a glass eye in a beaker on the cabinet.

Haha I had a blow job from a lady in sunglasses once and it didn’t feel right

Goggles, gloves and rubber apron YES!

Professional PPE!

Sunglasses BIG NO!!! "

No kink shaming here

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London


"With enthusiasm, eye contact and lots of spit

Eye contact ??

Yeah, unless it's a glass eye in a beaker on the cabinet.

Haha I had a blow job from a lady in sunglasses once and it didn’t feel right

Goggles, gloves and rubber apron YES!

Professional PPE!

Sunglasses BIG NO!!!

No kink shaming here "

It wasn’t kinky, it was annoying lol

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"With enthusiasm, eye contact and lots of spit

Eye contact ??

Yeah, unless it's a glass eye in a beaker on the cabinet.

Haha I had a blow job from a lady in sunglasses once and it didn’t feel right

Goggles, gloves and rubber apron YES!

Professional PPE!

Sunglasses BIG NO!!!

No kink shaming here "

It's not kink shaming.

Safety first!

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Turn off your targeting computer. Let go, feel the force.

Now let's blow this thing and go home.

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

By a 'lady' that can suck an orange through a six foot length of garden hose, polease.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"A lot longer than 30 seconds & Without a Condom ! "

Speak for yourself

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"With enthusiasm, eye contact and lots of spit

Eye contact ??

Yeah, unless it's a glass eye in a beaker on the cabinet.

Haha I had a blow job from a lady in sunglasses once and it didn’t feel right

Goggles, gloves and rubber apron YES!

Professional PPE!

Sunglasses BIG NO!!!

No kink shaming here

It's not kink shaming.

Safety first!"

I personally love the hazmat suit look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gets notepad and pen out....."

Forget the pen and pad, practice practice practice, can I volunteer my manhood

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've gone off the idea now, thanks though

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Just like it sucked

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

I don't

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By *ensualplay69Man
over a year ago

slough

I think you actually have to like it then it will come naturally plus the guy should guide you but you got to tell him your shit first lol

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast

Lots of care, a bit of actual suction (or pressure from lips, maybe both), and try to find a steady rhythm and keep it up, that is the most important thing.

A great blowjob is a steady blowjob, without lots of breaks.

An amazing blowjob is one that starts slow, with a lot of teasing and finding the erogenous spots, and then gradually build up to a steady pace until pop.

Find his sensitive spots and make sure to go over them a lot.

Pro tip: Either go deep and steady without hands, or use your hands and jerk it it while you suck it. The whole shaft experience is amazing.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands


"I've gone off the idea now, thanks though "

You do you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've gone off the idea now, thanks though "

Damn, I thought we'd get 34 seconds of silence.

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"With enthusiasm, eye contact and lots of spit

Eye contact ??

Yeah, unless it's a glass eye in a beaker on the cabinet.

Haha I had a blow job from a lady in sunglasses once and it didn’t feel right

Goggles, gloves and rubber apron YES!

Professional PPE!

Sunglasses BIG NO!!!

No kink shaming here

It's not kink shaming.

Safety first!

I personally love the hazmat suit look"

They can't wear the helmet though.

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester


"Lots of care, a bit of actual suction (or pressure from lips, maybe both), and try to find a steady rhythm and keep it up, that is the most important thing.

A great blowjob is a steady blowjob, without lots of breaks.

An amazing blowjob is one that starts slow, with a lot of teasing and finding the erogenous spots, and then gradually build up to a steady pace until pop.

Find his sensitive spots and make sure to go over them a lot.

Pro tip: Either go deep and steady without hands, or use your hands and jerk it it while you suck it. The whole shaft experience is amazing."

Are you sure that's what you like?

I only ask because you may not actually know what you really like, not until a woman, expert in this field and knows what she's doing, does it to you

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I had a GF who was 25.

Pretty sure I was her second BF.

She literally sucked like a robot.

That was the only time I didn't enjoy it.

Gently made some carful suggestions time to time.

She was a pro when we broke up.

We had a fling a couple of years later. She told me her BF was really thankful for my training.

So free training for the ones willing to learn.

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast


"Lots of care, a bit of actual suction (or pressure from lips, maybe both), and try to find a steady rhythm and keep it up, that is the most important thing.

A great blowjob is a steady blowjob, without lots of breaks.

An amazing blowjob is one that starts slow, with a lot of teasing and finding the erogenous spots, and then gradually build up to a steady pace until pop.

Find his sensitive spots and make sure to go over them a lot.

Pro tip: Either go deep and steady without hands, or use your hands and jerk it it while you suck it. The whole shaft experience is amazing.

Are you sure that's what you like?

I only ask because you may not actually know what you really like, not until a woman, expert in this field and knows what she's doing, does it to you "

Don't take your drama and push it elsewhere, too. Not my fault if you can't understand what I am saying. I know, you just like to jump in on the joke, but at least keep it in one thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh jesus.....wtf is going on tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Oh jesus.....wtf is going on tonight?"

Just another day on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't bother

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Oh jesus.....wtf is going on tonight?

Just another day on Fab "

Have you seen the last comment from granny?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Arguing about how to give a BJ

This place has out crazied me

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

With a woman's mouth usually

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

The way they like it. There's not a cheat code. Nor one particular way that works on all cocks.

I wish you many happy sucking times OP.

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

Lllllllll lick it like a lollipop

I’m happy it’s in your mouth

Grab my nuts a little and you’re onto a winner

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester


"With a woman's mouth usually "

You'd be surprised how many 'straight' guys offer

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"With a woman's mouth usually

You'd be surprised how many 'straight' guys offer "

Apparently women lick pussy best and

men suck cock the best.

I'm not a women and never got sucked by men, but seems logical.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eye contact, tongue, shaft an balls sucked.. slowly played around tip

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"[Removed by poster at 17/10/23 23:53:21]"

Brother???

On your profile pic you look like me wearing glasses.

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