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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good folks: Some rather fascinating scientific/sexual news for you all

A scientific study in Oslo, Norway has just decreed that the pleasure derived from sex is actually augmented if the participants eat beforehand.

Yay verily. Hmmm. The said research put this phenomenon down to the so called ‘hunger hormone', ghrelin.

Ostensibly, if we are hungry, it actually abates our physical sensation (the study specifically refers to the loss in sensation as regards soft caresses).

Very interesting indeed

So…..who fancies a bite to eat then?

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By *ambertMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

My problem is I would use this as an excuse to eat a whole buffet, and then be too full for any post food shenanigans

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"My problem is I would use this as an excuse to eat a whole buffet, and then be too full for any post food shenanigans "

I must admit, in my experience also, a really big meal prior to sex leaves me too full to really enjoy the proceedings.

Maybe a Pot Noodle then sex; I can manage that

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By *ambertMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"My problem is I would use this as an excuse to eat a whole buffet, and then be too full for any post food shenanigans

I must admit, in my experience also, a really big meal prior to sex leaves me too full to really enjoy the proceedings.

Maybe a Pot Noodle then sex; I can manage that

"

I think this could work, two apples and a banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I skip eating before sex that just get a messy no thanks

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Now then Tom, I think there is a middle ground with this. Have a bite to eat but don't overindulge as that could be counter productive too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never need an excuse to eat, but I shall add this to my arsenal just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just eat. You can hold the sex.

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral


"My problem is I would use this as an excuse to eat a whole buffet, and then be too full for any post food shenanigans

I must admit, in my experience also, a really big meal prior to sex leaves me too full to really enjoy the proceedings.

Maybe a Pot Noodle then sex; I can manage that

"

Just balance that pot noodle on my arse

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"My problem is I would use this as an excuse to eat a whole buffet, and then be too full for any post food shenanigans

I must admit, in my experience also, a really big meal prior to sex leaves me too full to really enjoy the proceedings.

Maybe a Pot Noodle then sex; I can manage that

Just balance that pot noodle on my arse "

Eating on the job I’ll try my best not to drop any on you…

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral


"My problem is I would use this as an excuse to eat a whole buffet, and then be too full for any post food shenanigans

I must admit, in my experience also, a really big meal prior to sex leaves me too full to really enjoy the proceedings.

Maybe a Pot Noodle then sex; I can manage that

Just balance that pot noodle on my arse

Eating on the job I’ll try my best not to drop any on you… "

Food is fuel...and your going to need it haha. Just lick it off

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"My problem is I would use this as an excuse to eat a whole buffet, and then be too full for any post food shenanigans

I must admit, in my experience also, a really big meal prior to sex leaves me too full to really enjoy the proceedings.

Maybe a Pot Noodle then sex; I can manage that

Just balance that pot noodle on my arse

Eating on the job I’ll try my best not to drop any on you…

Food is fuel...and your going to need it haha. Just lick it off "

This sounds most agreeable indeed

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I have wait a few hours after eating or my food comes back up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruit placed on body parts...

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Look like you've been reading the Daily Mail OP!

You don't have to eat before sex, it's more about actually being hungry, and the effect of a 'hunger hormone'.

Of course the Daily Mail says.....

"Why you should always EAT before sex: 'Soft caresses' feel less pleasurable when you're hungry, study finds"

Which just isn't a good idea a lot of the time imo. Yes, sex can be lovely after a nice meal, but isn't it better to work up an appetite in bed? I think it is, especially if you are just not hungry in the first place.

pt

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Look like you've been reading the Daily Mail OP!

You don't have to eat before sex, it's more about actually being hungry, and the effect of a 'hunger hormone'.

Of course the Daily Mail says.....

"Why you should always EAT before sex: 'Soft caresses' feel less pleasurable when you're hungry, study finds"

Which just isn't a good idea a lot of the time imo. Yes, sex can be lovely after a nice meal, but isn't it better to work up an appetite in bed? I think it is, especially if you are just not hungry in the first place.

pt

"

Guilty as charged In my defence, I only click on it for the juicy celeb gossip usually

I must admit that I prefer sex on an empty stomach though.

If I’ve just gormandised a hearty meal, sex is usually the very last thing on my mind.

If I eat too much I tend to get what I term, ‘Food d*unk.’ - wherein one feels a bit giddy and very sluggish

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Look like you've been reading the Daily Mail OP!

You don't have to eat before sex, it's more about actually being hungry, and the effect of a 'hunger hormone'.

Of course the Daily Mail says.....

"Why you should always EAT before sex: 'Soft caresses' feel less pleasurable when you're hungry, study finds"

Which just isn't a good idea a lot of the time imo. Yes, sex can be lovely after a nice meal, but isn't it better to work up an appetite in bed? I think it is, especially if you are just not hungry in the first place.

pt

Guilty as charged In my defence, I only click on it for the juicy celeb gossip usually

I must admit that I prefer sex on an empty stomach though.

If I’ve just gormandised a hearty meal, sex is usually the very last thing on my mind.

If I eat too much I tend to get what I term, ‘Food d*unk.’ - wherein one feels a bit giddy and very sluggish

"

.

I just love the way their headlines so often don't logically add up. Less good when hungry = you always have to eat! I probably prefer hungry, at least when I want to be desensitised a bit! A nice meal does put me in the mood, but I prefer to have that after I think. pt

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

I usually get hungry during....it's a passion killer when you have to stop for a snack, I keep a stash of mini cheddars and kitkats under the pillow, that way I can munch and hope he doesn't notice

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I usually get hungry during....it's a passion killer when you have to stop for a snack, I keep a stash of mini cheddars and kitkats under the pillow, that way I can munch and hope he doesn't notice "

W….wa….wait a minute! So if a lady asks to have it in the doggy position and she’s face down in the pillow…..THAT is what she’s actually doing? My ego is suddenly very much deflated….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually get hungry during....it's a passion killer when you have to stop for a snack, I keep a stash of mini cheddars and kitkats under the pillow, that way I can munch and hope he doesn't notice "

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I usually get hungry during....it's a passion killer when you have to stop for a snack, I keep a stash of mini cheddars and kitkats under the pillow, that way I can munch and hope he doesn't notice

"

.

You may as well go the full hog and stick a party straw in a Carpi Sun under the bed!

I make sex noises when I eat apparently, (and face the pillow a lot) maybe I should think like this too lol. pt

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

I have a banana and some beetroot juice before a planned sex session. Works well for me

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders


"I usually get hungry during....it's a passion killer when you have to stop for a snack, I keep a stash of mini cheddars and kitkats under the pillow, that way I can munch and hope he doesn't notice

W….wa….wait a minute! So if a lady asks to have it in the doggy position and she’s face down in the pillow…..THAT is what she’s actually doing? My ego is suddenly very much deflated…. "

Unfortunately yes. But it's OK, I won't rustle the packet and add in an extra 'oooo' how about that

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders


"I usually get hungry during....it's a passion killer when you have to stop for a snack, I keep a stash of mini cheddars and kitkats under the pillow, that way I can munch and hope he doesn't notice

.

You may as well go the full hog and stick a party straw in a Carpi Sun under the bed!

I make sex noises when I eat apparently, (and face the pillow a lot) maybe I should think like this too lol. pt "

Non spill option I like it

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I usually get hungry during....it's a passion killer when you have to stop for a snack, I keep a stash of mini cheddars and kitkats under the pillow, that way I can munch and hope he doesn't notice

W….wa….wait a minute! So if a lady asks to have it in the doggy position and she’s face down in the pillow…..THAT is what she’s actually doing? My ego is suddenly very much deflated….

Unfortunately yes. But it's OK, I won't rustle the packet and add in an extra 'oooo' how about that "

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually get hungry during....it's a passion killer when you have to stop for a snack, I keep a stash of mini cheddars and kitkats under the pillow, that way I can munch and hope he doesn't notice

W….wa….wait a minute! So if a lady asks to have it in the doggy position and she’s face down in the pillow…..THAT is what she’s actually doing? My ego is suddenly very much deflated….

Unfortunately yes. But it's OK, I won't rustle the packet and add in an extra 'oooo' how about that "

Spitting out crumbs during orgasm is a dead giveaway…

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I can’t believe I’ve been so blind to this surreptitious-eating in the bed-whilst receiving my phallus from behind-trick.

And trying to trick me by saying the resulting crumbs on the pillow are a sign that I have a mouse problem in my house to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My problem is I would use this as an excuse to eat a whole buffet, and then be too full for any post food shenanigans "

You see, this is how we know if you have good self control or not. As stated, you don't. I want somebody who has the self control of a lion. (is that the right metaphor?)

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probs gives you more energy so makes sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually get hungry during....it's a passion killer when you have to stop for a snack, I keep a stash of mini cheddars and kitkats under the pillow, that way I can munch and hope he doesn't notice

W….wa….wait a minute! So if a lady asks to have it in the doggy position and she’s face down in the pillow…..THAT is what she’s actually doing? My ego is suddenly very much deflated….

Unfortunately yes. But it's OK, I won't rustle the packet and add in an extra 'oooo' how about that

Spitting out crumbs during orgasm is a dead giveaway…"

Someone forgot the lube

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By *olf and RedCouple
over a year ago

Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston

This is what carpet or bed picnics are good for. Have a snack part way through when you need a breather. Then back to it. Just watch where you are sticking that Greggs sausage roll.

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