FabSwingers.com forum: How to ask her about bum play.....

By *rish man OP Man
over a year ago

cork/kerry

Really into the idea of being rimmed and milked by a girl im seeing for a few months but afraid to ask her... anyone have any recommendations how to bring it up in convo to ask her?

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

Maybe just ask if she would like to lick your arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take her to a farm for a cow milking experience. Wack your cock out and say my turn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take her to a farm for a cow milking experience. Wack your cock out and say my turn."

Fancy milking my cow? When I mean cow I mean me

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Take her to a farm for a cow milking experience. Wack your cock out and say my turn."

That would work for me! Do it OP

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By *odders88Man
over a year ago

Northampton

"Take her to a farm for a cow milking experience. Wack your cock out and say my turn."

I agree with The Rocket on this one

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Really into the idea of being rimmed and milked by a girl im seeing for a few months but afraid to ask her... anyone have any recommendations how to bring it up in convo to ask her?

Say....... John's girlfriend licks his arse hole. He says he loves it and I'd love it to.

Then when you see her again, you can tell her what John's arse hole tasted like.

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By *ose manMan
over a year ago

kells

Ass up cheeks apart ..

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

When/if she's licking your balls, then ask her to do it under your sack without specifying it. You will see how far she goes down. Do not push her head down!

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By *rish man OP Man
over a year ago

cork/kerry

this seems like the best answer right now ahah!!

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By *ose manMan
over a year ago

kells

Can of squirty cream help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘So, where do you land on rimming?’

When you’re next sat together

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By *ose manMan
over a year ago

kells

Rim on

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"When/if she's licking your balls, then ask her to do it under your sack without specifying it. You will see how far she goes down. Do not push her head down!

^^^ absolutely this. Then push her head down and arch up at the same time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take her to a farm for a cow milking experience. Wack your cock out and say my turn."

Chortled!

"Ooh You Are Awful... But I Like You!" (said in a Dick Emery voice - followed by a solid shove)

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Bend over in front of her and ask for a internal piles check using her tongue, if she says no then she's not for you

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Rim on

Rim with me, rim for the year

Rim for the laughter and rim for the tear

Rim with me if it's just for today

Maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away

ahahaha ah rim on...rim on...rim on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she's talking too much just sit on her face. Take it from there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘So, where do you land on rimming?’

When you’re next sat together"

Just say you’ve still got peanut butter on your asshole from the last meet and ask her if she’d do you a favour by licking it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take her to a farm for a cow milking experience. Wack your cock out and say my turn."

And you can also say don't stop till you get a couple of pints!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi, bitch, I've 'ad enough of fucking you *throws strap-on and lube in her direction* now it's your turn to fuck me!!

Works everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi, bitch, I've 'ad enough of fucking you *throws strap-on and lube in her direction* now it's your turn to fuck me!!

Works everytime

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Oi, bitch, I've 'ad enough of fucking you *throws strap-on and lube in her direction* now it's your turn to fuck me!!

Works everytime

Cut to the chase might work as well.

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By *ose manMan
over a year ago

kells

Butt plug and lube , oh by the way it's mine xxx

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Ask her does she enjoy it blah blah blah get a feel for her mood on the whole thing. Then bring up you would enjoy it if it's something she enjoys.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Just ask her. She can only say no

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

‘Hiya love, I really fancy sticking my knob up your balloon knot’ should do it.

If she doesn’t take the hint then she’s a prude

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Arse out, bend over, spread cheeks & ask if she wants to dine on it.

Mrs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"‘Hiya love, I really fancy sticking my knob up your balloon knot’ should do it.

If she doesn’t take the hint then she’s a prude

He's back

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"‘Hiya love, I really fancy sticking my knob up your balloon knot’ should do it.

If she doesn’t take the hint then she’s a prude

He's back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re a grown man, and your partner is a grown woman.

Have an adult conversation. There’s no way to dance around the subject.

Simply ask her if she’d be interested in some anal play on you. She says yes…..result. She says no……leave it.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Just do it to her and ask her sweetly if she like it

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Turn the heating down, then when she complains that her hands are cold, you can offer to warm them up whilst passing her some nail clippers and a tube of anal lube.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Just ask her. She can only say no "

Want to check me for piles Nora?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You’re a grown man, and your partner is a grown woman.

Have an adult conversation. There’s no way to dance around the subject.

Simply ask her if she’d be interested in some anal play on you. She says yes…..result. She says no……leave it. "

Don't start being sensible ffs man. That way leads to bad things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus I had one social and the guy asked me if I'd play with his bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus I had one social and the guy asked me if I'd play with his bum."

Well… did you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus I had one social and the guy asked me if I'd play with his bum.

Well… did you? "

On a social?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus I had one social and the guy asked me if I'd play with his bum.

Well… did you?

On a social?

Jesus, I'm so sorry about my husband. I'm going to have a word with him. I've told him so many times he can't do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus I had one social and the guy asked me if I'd play with his bum.

Well… did you?

On a social?

I asked her not to talk about this publicly and no she didn't so we split the bill and went out separate ways

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Really into the idea of being rimmed and milked by a girl im seeing for a few months but afraid to ask her... anyone have any recommendations how to bring it up in convo to ask her?

Tell her you love Pokémon. She will get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re a grown man, and your partner is a grown woman.

Have an adult conversation. There’s no way to dance around the subject.

Simply ask her if she’d be interested in some anal play on you. She says yes…..result. She says no……leave it.

Don't start being sensible ffs man. That way leads to bad things."

A thousand apologies posh pants.

Normal dickheadedness will resume shortly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus I had one social and the guy asked me if I'd play with his bum.

Well… did you?

On a social?

I asked her not to talk about this publicly and no she didn't so we split the bill and went out separate ways

I’d be splitting the bill to if she didn’t coff up and cheeky bum finger on the first date

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Just do what every man does and pretend you’ve slipped it in the wrong hole and see what she says.

If she starts having a fucking hissy fit then just bin her off.

#allmen

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Just do what every man does and pretend you’ve slipped it in the wrong hole and see what she says.

If she starts having a fucking hissy fit then just bin her off.

#allmen

The noise isn't worth it rex knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus I had one social and the guy asked me if I'd play with his bum.

Well… did you?

On a social?

I asked her not to talk about this publicly and no she didn't so we split the bill and went out separate ways

He also asked me to pee on his cock.

Oh wait this is going to make 2 and 2 make 64 isn't it?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Jesus I had one social and the guy asked me if I'd play with his bum.

Well… did you?

On a social?

I asked her not to talk about this publicly and no she didn't so we split the bill and went out separate ways

He also asked me to pee on his cock.

Oh wait this is going to make 2 and 2 make 64 isn't it?"

PW I'd let you pee on me babes x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus I had one social and the guy asked me if I'd play with his bum.

Well… did you?

On a social?

I asked her not to talk about this publicly and no she didn't so we split the bill and went out separate ways

He also asked me to pee on his cock.

Oh wait this is going to make 2 and 2 make 64 isn't it?

PW I'd let you pee on me babes x"

So that’s why they call you juicy brucey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus I had one social and the guy asked me if I'd play with his bum.

Well… did you?

On a social?

I asked her not to talk about this publicly and no she didn't so we split the bill and went out separate ways

He also asked me to pee on his cock.

Oh wait this is going to make 2 and 2 make 69 isn't it?"

Corrected it for you, fuck 'em, let them talk, we just won't talk about the sneeze incident

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Jesus I had one social and the guy asked me if I'd play with his bum.

Well… did you?

On a social?

I asked her not to talk about this publicly and no she didn't so we split the bill and went out separate ways

He also asked me to pee on his cock.

Oh wait this is going to make 2 and 2 make 64 isn't it?

PW I'd let you pee on me babes x

So that’s why they call you juicy brucey

I called myself that cause I love a poem. It's art.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

It has to be said that women who tend to lie back and think of Ireland (especially in RL off Fab) do maybe need to realised that a lot of men these days like to be sexually spoilt too. The occasional treat of a blowjob just doesn't cut it more many blokes these days. A lot of us have our androgynous, sensitive (in every sense) or just plain adventurous side.

I don't think I could be in a relationship where I didn't know what my partner at-least thought about this, so I'd have to find a way of discussing it for sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus I had one social and the guy asked me if I'd play with his bum.

Well… did you?

On a social?

I asked her not to talk about this publicly and no she didn't so we split the bill and went out separate ways

He also asked me to pee on his cock.

Oh wait this is going to make 2 and 2 make 69 isn't it?

Corrected it for you, fuck 'em, let them talk, we just won't talk about the sneeze incident

Yeah let's not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It has to be said that women who tend to lie back and think of Ireland (especially in RL off Fab) do maybe need to realised that a lot of men these days like to be sexually spoilt too. The occasional treat of a blowjob just doesn't cut it more many blokes these days. A lot of us have our androgynous, sensitive (in every sense) or just plain adventurous side.

I don't think I could be in a relationship where I didn't know what my partner at-least thought about this, so I'd have to find a way of discussing it for sure.

pt"

Oh if you......[redacted redacted redacted]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus I had one social and the guy asked me if I'd play with his bum.

Well… did you?

On a social?

Jesus, I'm so sorry about my husband. I'm going to have a word with him. I've told him so many times he can't do that.

I think we need to tie him up and punish him.

Flip a coin to hold his lead?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Take her to a farm for a cow milking experience. Wack your cock out and say my turn.

That would work for me! Do it OP"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11 to 10 odds on she'll tell you to fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus I had one social and the guy asked me if I'd play with his bum.

Well… did you?

On a social?

I asked her not to talk about this publicly and no she didn't so we split the bill and went out separate ways

He also asked me to pee on his cock.

Oh wait this is going to make 2 and 2 make 64 isn't it?

PW I'd let you pee on me babes x

So that’s why they call you juicy brucey

I called myself that cause I love a poem. It's art."

What poem might this be? Im curious

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"Really into the idea of being rimmed and milked by a girl im seeing for a few months but afraid to ask her... anyone have any recommendations how to bring it up in convo to ask her?

Take her out for a curry and a few pints of Guinness, then pop the question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jesus I had one social and the guy asked me if I'd play with his bum.

Well… did you?

On a social?

Jesus, I'm so sorry about my husband. I'm going to have a word with him. I've told him so many times he can't do that.

I think we need to tie him up and punish him.

Flip a coin to hold his lead? "

In.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I don't think I could be in a relationship where I didn't know what my partner at-least thought about this, so I'd have to find a way of discussing it for sure.

Oh if you......[redacted redacted redacted]

But what's the alternative?

(assuming you meant it might shock or offend - sorry not sure what that meant!)

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