FabSwingers.com forum: THe worst phrases ever

By *neforuto OP Man
over a year ago

Fantasy land in the SW

Ok, maybe this is just a bit of fun but what phrases do you hear that makes your teeth grind. Mine is. 'I cant do nothing', when the correct use is 'I cant do anything'. I know, Im petty

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Shy bairns get nowt (or any variation of)

Well it was worth an ask (when it clearly was not)

I was only asking (in response to someone 'only answering' their question directly, but not in the way they wanted)

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

The response "I'm not bad" when someone is asked how they are. Irritates me and I hear it all day at work

what does it even mean!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

'I'm not being funny, but', just before they say something insulting.

'Its just a bit of banter' just after they have said something insulting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were you…

Well you’re not so fuck off

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

"Give us the room".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you ask me…

I didn’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You’re not too bad your self”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I’ll tell you this for free.”

Good, cos I wasn’t gonna fuckin pay you to tell me, twonk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I cant lie’ well you can, in-fact why is your reputation in disrepute, to require that disclaimer before every sentence?!

‘Its rude to spit/never waste a drop’

just swallow the man juice and keep it moving.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

im tellin yer now, no your not do one,,

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By *neforuto OP Man
over a year ago

Fantasy land in the SW

"If I were you…

Well you’re not so fuck off

hahahahaha - love it

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

My bad....

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"I'm not racist but ....." Often followed by a blatantly racist comment.

Gbat

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By *andy CanesWoman
over a year ago

south

It is what it is

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

It's five o clock somewhere. If I want a drink, I'll have one with my cereal

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By *ldgeezermeMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

In and of itself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, maybe this is just a bit of fun but what phrases do you hear that makes your teeth grind. Mine is. 'I cant do nothing', when the correct use is 'I cant do anything'. I know, Im petty

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I can’t do nothing irks me too - as do all double negatives

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

The proofs in the pudding.

NO ITS NOT.

The proof OF the pudding IS IN THE EATING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm not racist but ....." Often followed by a blatantly racist comment.

Gbat "

Now this I’ve heard too many times lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not you, it's me

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

When people say "I could care less"

When they mean

"I couldn't care less."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't have your cake and eat it too"

I can because I will have it for as long as I am assimilating it

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
over a year ago

Durham

New normal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I'm not going to fuck you. Stop messaging me with 10 different dick pics. I'm going to call the police.

So annoying

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Living my best life.’ - This one really irritates me for some reason.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

It is what it is.

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

I haven't eaten nothing all day

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By *athuilMan
over a year ago

up north

Nom nom nom

Fuck off you utter twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nom nom nom

Fuck off you utter twat"

Hahahahha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was only joking....

If it was a joke I'd have laughed, but really you were being mean dressed up as a ''joke''.

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By *zeroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

What's for you won't go by you.

Gran said it all the time. Often just because she really didn't know what to say.

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By *each_PittWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Moving forward...

Don't just don't start a sentence directed at me with that

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"It's five o clock somewhere. If I want a drink, I'll have one with my cereal

Well who doesn't pour vodka on their cornflakes?!

jk... before people assume I'm an alcoholic lol

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I can't be asked

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Nom nom nom

Fuck off you utter twat"

Worse than yummy?

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

The response you get from companies, local authorities, and other government bodies following a bereavement annoys me.

"We are sorry to hear about your sad loss." Really winds me up when they are not in the least bit sorry as in the next paragraph they want to know who is going to be responsible for picking up the tab for payments on agreements now that the deceased can no longer make them. Swansea city council, and Virgin being two that I can name.

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

It’s a shame…..no it’s really NOT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I'm nothing without my morning coffee". It makes me want to take their mug off them and pour it out while maintaining eye contact.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

""Oh I'm nothing without my morning coffee". It makes me want to take their mug off them and pour it out while maintaining eye contact."

You really haven’t seen me in the morning without caffeine

... if you had you'd be making me one lol

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By *ullyMan
over a year ago

Near Clacton

I turned round and,,, I turned round and said,,, it turned round and,,,???

As it happens,,,, Grrrr.!

Well time flies, as the man said as he threw the clock out of the window. 22:48 now time for bed goodnight one and all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

those that say:

brought instead of bought

pacificly instead of specifically

literally for everything even in cases when it's metaphorically or figuratively.

Also I've never really understood when people say "I'm afraid that person isn't available"

Why would that make someone feel afraid?

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

No you're saying.

No if that's what I was saying, I would have said it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ending sentences with "Just saying"

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"If I were you…

Well you’re not so fuck off

That’s worse because If I were you I would do exactly what you do because I would be you.

What they should say is

If you were me….

In which case the reply would be

Well I’m not, so fuck off.

Anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"isn't it getting dark early?"

It's the same every fucking year, get used to it.

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

Adding 'like' in the middle of sentences.

It really like pisses me off like.

And 'going forward'.

And 'do you know what I mean?'

Grrrrr.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

'At the end of the day' every fucking day has an end to it knobhead, what's your point!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luvvly, jubbly, and all that Delboy bollocks !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Chest of draws’

They’re drawers. A chest of drawers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Living my best life.’ - This one really irritates me for some reason.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Starting sentences with the word ‘so ‘.

Ending sentences with that excruciatingly

annoying rise in tone that makes every comment sound like a question.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Luvvly, jubbly, and all that Delboy bollocks !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using like and literally every second word

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By *hat.VWE.TradieMan
over a year ago

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When someone says “ oh you will never guess what” …. No I will never guess, being psychic is not in my book of superpowers I am afraid!

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

""Give us the room"."

Oooh holy shit the bed! I think I have encountered this only a couple of times and I just hate it… oh if I had a claw hammer and someone said that to me!!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"‘Chest of draws’

They’re drawers. A chest of drawers. "

Worse when people refer to them as chester draws

sounds like a bad ass bingo caller!!

*Here's your compare for tonight's Bingo Bongo Bonanza Chester Draws*!!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Starting sentences with the word ‘so ‘.

Ending sentences with that excruciatingly

annoying rise in tone that makes every comment sound like a question. "

And ending each sentence with 'like'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had a flashback to watching Carry On films with my nan on a Sunday afternoon

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"In and of itself"

I totally agree with this one … I mean what on earth are they in about ?

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"ending sentences with "Just saying""

Oh crumbs I started saying this all the time to wind people up and now I say it sometimes without thinking. Then I realise I have said it and spend the rest of the interaction trying to find s way of running away!

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By *eo54321Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

“Could of” instead of “could have”

“Mute point” instead of “moot point”

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

When people actually say “LOL” at something funny that you have said.

I mean what?

Are you expressing to me that you are laughing out loud about what I have just said. Not by laughing out loud, but by saying LOL?!

Oh crumbs!

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By *aturevoyerMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Young people now ordering at a bar say.

Can I get 2 pints of lager.

Instead of I'll have

Or can I have

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

You do you

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast

"Young people now ordering at a bar say.

Can I get 2 pints of lager.

Instead of I'll have

Or can I have"

How is that wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything from a southerns mouth.

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By *aturevoyerMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Young people now ordering at a bar say.

Can I get 2 pints of lager.

Instead of I'll have

Or can I have

How is that wrong?"

Well they obviously can't get that's the bar persons job

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Anything from a southerns mouth.

Rude !!

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By *SCouple81Couple
over a year ago

Between Edinburgh and Scottish Borders

What it is is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you can't handle me at my worst..."

No. I can't. Go away.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

When someone says discreet on a profile or message - I don’t see anything else - instant ‘fuck off’

If you don’t say it does that mean you walk around with a big drum announcing you’re a swinger

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

"Like" The current trend for young, mainly females is to use the word "like" 5 times in every sentence

Now you've read this you will start hearing it too and it will drive you mad as well !!

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By *aturevoyerMan
over a year ago

sheffield

If that makes sense my doctor in 5 min must have said it 6 or 7 times.

And they never make sense

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

“What not” really annoys me but I don’t know why and when someone says something intentionally mean and just says jk - no you’re not, you’re just being mean and spiteful and it’s not ok!

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By *andy CanesWoman
over a year ago

south

I'll do it in a minute now it's a welsh thing but grinds me

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"What are you doing in my bedroom?"

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By *ennylewis2016Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

It is what it is. I hate that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I’m bored”.

Does my head in when people say that. Have they not considered that maybe they are the problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When someone says discreet on a profile or message - I don’t see anything else - instant ‘fuck off’

If you don’t say it does that mean you walk around with a big drum announcing you’re a swinger

What’s so wrong with it? It’s often a euphemism for being bi. It’s also used as a way of saying that you’re not going to invade someone’s privacy or spread their business. And yup a lot of people on here do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not rocket science .......... hate it with a passion lol

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"When someone says discreet on a profile or message - I don’t see anything else - instant ‘fuck off’

If you don’t say it does that mean you walk around with a big drum announcing you’re a swinger

If they are messaging us then them being bi wouldn’t make any difference

They have a choice on their profile to select that too.

Well they shouldn’t be swinging if they announce about others business - so also don’t need to say they’ll be discreet either - it’s a given.

If I see it, I interpret as they are in a relationship…

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