FabSwingers.com forum: Who have you slept with from the forums

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And are you jealous that I’ve not slept with you yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You

Oh wait

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

No one.

I've not even kissed a forum user.

Yep. Green with envy. Pickle green. Not any green.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You

Oh wait "

You wish fluffy. You wish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No one.

I've not even kissed a forum user.

Yep. Green with envy. Pickle green. Not any green."

We haven’t kissed. But we’d be a hot couple.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre

My man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You

Oh wait

You wish fluffy. You wish. "

I don’t sleep with people who cheat at card games

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I shag the mrs quite regularly.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've slept with him and her. I'd like to have sex with her. I have sex with him often. I'd have sex with the first her and then I'd like to have sex with the second her about 1,000 times. I don't love her, but can I be an detached girlfriend do you think?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Are we talking current users only or past too?

*gets out little black book of sexual conquests.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You

Oh wait

You wish fluffy. You wish.

I don’t sleep with people who cheat at card games

Well enjoy your sexless future

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

The Formites continue to be an elusive lot!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Do I have to tap the sign, Pickles?

"Eh? subs. Subliminals. Shots. Digs. Etc etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are we talking current users only or past too?

*gets out little black book of sexual conquests."

Oh there’s a list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When are you free pickle

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

All the really cool and sexy women multiple times. Obviously we don’t do veris coz it would be cruel to everyone else to show how much of the sex is going on without them .

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Alright, Pickle, it's time we came clean and admitted it.

We fell asleep on the grass on our play date in the park

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I have only slept with one currently active forum user

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I have to tap the sign, Pickles?

Eh? subs. Subliminals. Shots. Digs. Etc etc

I dunno what this means? So I’m just going to smile, nod and put my headphones back in

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Are we talking current users only or past too?

*gets out little black book of sexual conquests.

Oh there’s a list "

Don't worry, Pickle, there's a star by your name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When are you free pickle

Probably not until next summer now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre

My man

I can be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are we talking current users only or past too?

*gets out little black book of sexual conquests.

Oh there’s a list

Don't worry, Pickle, there's a star by your name

Can your hips handle me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre

My man

I can be

Get in line

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"No one.

I've not even kissed a forum user.

Yep. Green with envy. Pickle green. Not any green.

We haven’t kissed. But we’d be a hot couple. "

I know. I've never kissed a forum user. Maybe you'll be worth popping that cherry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alright, Pickle, it's time we came clean and admitted it.

We fell asleep on the grass on our play date in the park

You did not just admit that

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Other than the Mr let me think......

Nope, I've been told the fora spread the disease's, staying clear.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No one.

I've not even kissed a forum user.

Yep. Green with envy. Pickle green. Not any green.

We haven’t kissed. But we’d be a hot couple.

I know. I've never kissed a forum user. Maybe you'll be worth popping that cherry.

I’ll kiss you next time I see you but nothing more than lipsing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just the 3 guys.

And no, it would not be a pleasant experience for you Steve.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All the really cool and sexy women multiple times. Obviously we don’t do veris coz it would be cruel to everyone else to show how much of the sex is going on without them .

Relatable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just the 3 guys.

And no, it would not be a pleasant experience for you Steve.

I can’t imagine you having sex

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Are we talking current users only or past too?

*gets out little black book of sexual conquests.

Oh there’s a list

Don't worry, Pickle, there's a star by your name

Can your hips handle me?

Probably not

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Eurghhh that is just disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just the 3 guys.

And no, it would not be a pleasant experience for you Steve.

I can’t imagine you having sex"

It's probably best you don't. It's not a pretty sight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are we talking current users only or past too?

*gets out little black book of sexual conquests.

Oh there’s a list

Don't worry, Pickle, there's a star by your name

Can your hips handle me?

Probably not

Wow, you not even gonna try

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

No gentleman would name names…does finger banging at the services count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Current forum users? If you count irregularly posting people: one…

Back in the day, but now UNLOSed forum users in my Fab heyday (when I could be arsed and actually made an effort to meet?) A handful..

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre

Lucky lucky person

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eurghhh that is just disgusting

True, you’re the same age as my mum!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No gentleman would name names…does finger banging at the services count?

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tell. me. everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just the 3 guys.

And no, it would not be a pleasant experience for you Steve.

I can’t imagine you having sex

It's probably best you don't. It's not a pretty sight."

I seen once when I was passing by Snatch Drive. It's a horrible sight. I have therapy.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Nope not done the deeds with anyone from the forums... lol ..shrugs

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Other than the Mr let me think......

Nope, I've been told the fora spread the disease's, staying clear.

Mrs "

But if we all have them we can all go baresies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do fantasise about sex with JAG, Raven, Carrie and there's another one who's name keep escaping me.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Yep. In the past, before our hiatus.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

There is one person who posts still that I've had the pleasure of.

And then there's my husband.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do fantasise about sex with JAG, Raven, Carrie and there's another one who's name keep escaping me.

You missed out my favourite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do fantasise about sex with JAG, Raven, Carrie and there's another one who's name keep escaping me.

The bitch from Wicked

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

No one since I heard that bed bugs are on the rise.... Will have to do it in the bushes from now on.

Is there such a thing as Bush Bugs ?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Eurghhh that is just disgusting

True, you’re the same age as my mum!

And no-one wants a MILF

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No one since I heard that bed bugs are on the rise.... Will have to do it in the bushes from now on.

Is there such a thing as Bush Bugs ?"

Try it and find out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do fantasise about sex with JAG, Raven, Carrie and there's another one who's name keep escaping me.

You missed out my favourite

Which one is that? I haven't been here the whole time these crazy profiles have either

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Very. I had such high hopes for Saturday which were dashed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eurghhh that is just disgusting

True, you’re the same age as my mum!

And no-one wants a MILF

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literally NOBODY

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"No one since I heard that bed bugs are on the rise.... Will have to do it in the bushes from now on.

Is there such a thing as Bush Bugs ?"

Isn't that just a posh name for crabs??

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Other than the Mr let me think......

Nope, I've been told the fora spread the disease's, staying clear.

Mrs

But if we all have them we can all go baresies

Why didn't I think of that!!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Other than the Mr let me think......

Nope, I've been told the fora spread the disease's, staying clear.

Mrs

But if we all have them we can all go baresies

Why didn't I think of that!!

Mrs "

I'd like to sleep with her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Very. I had such high hopes for Saturday which were dashed.

You should’ve invited me back with you, big boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one… yet

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"No one since I heard that bed bugs are on the rise.... Will have to do it in the bushes from now on.

Is there such a thing as Bush Bugs ?

Isn't that just a posh name for crabs??"

No silly. We have Hedges

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

No one that I know of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pickles not jealous… I put that down to me not being your type.

I’m cool with that.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"I do fantasise about sex with JAG, Raven, Carrie and there's another one who's name keep escaping me.

Todger!???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And no, I'm not jealous I haven't slept with you. I haven't washed my body since we last met.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I knobbed a few back in the day… most of them have disappeared. These 2 facts are not related. I think.

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Haven't slept with any, and not many live local to me either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I knobbed a few back in the day… most of them have disappeared. These 2 facts are not related. I think.

Knobbed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

"And are you jealous that I’ve not slept with you yet? "

Outraged actually.

I am staying at my mum and dad's near Glasgow on a blow up single bed in the living room if you want to nip round?

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"Very. I had such high hopes for Saturday which were dashed.

You should’ve invited me back with you, big boy"

Please don't fat shame me in public oh master of the black cards.

Save it for private times

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I have slept with all of the forum users except 1. You know who you are.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"No one.

I've not even kissed a forum user.

Yep. Green with envy. Pickle green. Not any green.

We haven’t kissed. But we’d be a hot couple.

I know. I've never kissed a forum user. Maybe you'll be worth popping that cherry.

I’ll kiss you next time I see you but nothing more than lipsing "

Fine, that'll have to do I guess. Thanks for helping me lose my

F-card in advance.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"No gentleman would name names…does finger banging at the services count?

tell. me. everything. "

Well there’s this one time at Keele on the M6…..

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"#TheyKnowWhoTheyAre

I think even I know you lil successful horndawg you!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

#theyhavenoideawhotheyareiftheydocantheypleasetellmesoiknow

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I have slept with all of the forum users except 1. You know who you are. "

On the list though right?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I've not shagged any of yous. You're all far too mental for me. Scared my boner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made 1 mistake.

Never again

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

Does taking a lime out of a mouth after a tequila shot count?

No? Damn.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I am staying at my mum and dad's near Glasgow on a blow up single bed in the living room if you want to nip round?"

Is that invite open to anyone? Asking for, erm, me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who have you slept with from the forums?"

That would be telling.

"And are you jealous that I’ve not slept with you yet? "

Do you snore?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Where do I sign up for this?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"I have slept with all of the forum users except 1. You know who you are. "

Jamie from hants stole my innocence… probably!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Does taking a lime out of a mouth after a tequila shot count?

No? Damn.

Do you know the best way to make it count? Do it again. And again. Just to make sure it really sticks, you know?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I have slept with all of the forum users except 1. You know who you are. "

Me again ! It's bullying Jamie. Simple bullying !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over the many years there has been a few...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 sexy formites with big dick energy have hung out the back of me.. they know, I know, god knows.

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

"I am staying at my mum and dad's near Glasgow on a blow up single bed in the living room if you want to nip round?

Is that invite open to anyone? Asking for, erm, me."

Absolutely, just let yourself in. Don't make eye contact with my dad and I might have stop briefly if my mum needs helped to the loo.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

No one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do fantasise about sex with JAG, Raven, Carrie and there's another one who's name keep escaping me.

You missed out my favourite

Whatever happened to Elf, she was such a corker, there has never been another like her, all that have followed are pale reflections

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"2 sexy formites with big dick energy have hung out the back of me.. they know, I know, god knows."

I know!

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

"Does taking a lime out of a mouth after a tequila shot count?

No? Damn.

Do you know the best way to make it count? Do it again. And again. Just to make sure it really sticks, you know? "

Well I will obviously get consent first. And then do it repeatedly but if I run out of limes I will have to come up with another plan. I have a couple of ideas though.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

"I have slept with all of the forum users except 1. You know who you are. "

The only one? That makes me feel special

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

So, so many... wait.. sorry..thats false.. no-one.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"I have slept with all of the forum users except 1. You know who you are. "

No one else will ever live up to your magnificence

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Only the one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None.

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

None. Who'd want to fuck a pensioner?!!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

3, and they were all fabulous. Two are now UNLOS.

And you wouldn't want to sleep with me Pickle, I'm far too young for you

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I have slept with all of the forum users except 1. You know who you are. "

Ooh, I wonder who it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No one.

I've not even kissed a forum user.

Yep. Green with envy. Pickle green. Not any green.

We haven’t kissed. But we’d be a hot couple.

I know. I've never kissed a forum user. Maybe you'll be worth popping that cherry.

I’ll kiss you next time I see you but nothing more than lipsing

Fine, that'll have to do I guess. Thanks for helping me lose my

F-card in advance.

Eurgh. Hot.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I have slept with all of the forum users except 1. You know who you are.

Ooh, I wonder who it is

The one that got away ..... obvs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And are you jealous that I’ve not slept with you yet?

Outraged actually.

I am staying at my mum and dad's near Glasgow on a blow up single bed in the living room if you want to nip round?"

I’ll be there. Not doing it on the blow up bed though. Sofa?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have slept with all of the forum users except 1. You know who you are.

Ooh, I wonder who it is

It’s me. She’s laughing at me because I couldn’t get it up.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I have slept with all of the forum users except 1. You know who you are.

Ooh, I wonder who it is

The one that got away ..... obvs. "

Lucky bugger.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I have slept with all of the forum users except 1. You know who you are.

Ooh, I wonder who it is

It’s me. She’s laughing at me because I couldn’t get it up. "

Oh. Not so lucky then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have slept with all of the forum users except 1. You know who you are.

Ooh, I wonder who it is

It’s me. She’s laughing at me because I couldn’t get it up.

Oh. Not so lucky then."

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

"And are you jealous that I’ve not slept with you yet?

Outraged actually.

I am staying at my mum and dad's near Glasgow on a blow up single bed in the living room if you want to nip round?

I’ll be there. Not doing it on the blow up bed though. Sofa? "

My mum is on that sofa watching the telly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And are you jealous that I’ve not slept with you yet?

Outraged actually.

I am staying at my mum and dad's near Glasgow on a blow up single bed in the living room if you want to nip round?

I’ll be there. Not doing it on the blow up bed though. Sofa?

My mum is on that sofa watching the telly."

Oh Fgs

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Whoa whoa whoa, I thought forum people were too busy posting to be shagging. I didn't know shagging was on the table.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"Whoa whoa whoa, I thought forum people were too busy posting to be shagging. I didn't know shagging was on the table. "

Not just the table if you find the right forumites

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whoa whoa whoa, I thought forum people were too busy posting to be shagging. I didn't know shagging was on the table. "

Oh they be fucking.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Whoa whoa whoa, I thought forum people were too busy posting to be shagging. I didn't know shagging was on the table. "

I like it on the table. It's always the right height.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whoa whoa whoa, I thought forum people were too busy posting to be shagging. I didn't know shagging was on the table.

Oh they be fucking. "

Fucking annoying amirite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like I need to name one of them.

But I've been here since '19, so is this current or past users? I mean let's face it there's a lot gone missing in that time.

If it's not current my answer is 0.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Whoa whoa whoa, I thought forum people were too busy posting to be shagging. I didn't know shagging was on the table. "

It is if you want it to be.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like I need to name one of them.

But I've been here since '19, so is this current or past users? I mean let's face it there's a lot gone missing in that time.

If it's not current my answer is 0."

Do you deny that we’ve had sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I slept with someone who comments on the London thread. I'm still waiting for the test results.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

A few here, a few there, over the years.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I slept with someone who comments on the London thread. I'm still waiting for the test results. "

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ North Welsh Borders

"Whoa whoa whoa, I thought forum people were too busy posting to be shagging. I didn't know shagging was on the table. "

There better not be the sex on the table, if my Kebab discombobulates and you get in the way of the telly there'll be trouble

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

"Very. I had such high hopes for Saturday which were dashed.

You should’ve invited me back with you, big boy"

May i join you fine menz?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a drink with and introduced a very famous forums person to the forums. Not sure she would admit it. We don’t talk anymore.

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By *athuilMan
over a year ago

up north

I turned her down and she claims I’m the only person on here who would do so. She’s fucking hot too haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/10/23 19:13:16]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One lady and one couple. Neither of them post that often these days though.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"And are you jealous that I’ve not slept with you yet? "

I'm sure my invite is just lost in the post Pickle

I've had my fair share of forumites. I must admit that when I first joined the forums I had a how many forumites can I fuck mentality

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Absolutely loads and a few multiple times, dam I was good..

…then I woke up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I slept with someone who comments on the London thread. I'm still waiting for the test results.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

Beret funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And are you jealous that I’ve not slept with you yet?

I'm sure my invite is just lost in the post Pickle

I've had my fair share of forumites. I must admit that when I first joined the forums I had a how many forumites can I fuck mentality

Wish I'd know you better when you 1st joined the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still a Virgin.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

OMG..had some amazing sex with forumites.

Literally mind blowing.

Thank you

You know who you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of ya, you just don’t know it yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All of ya, you just don’t know it yet. "

I’m scared

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By *mma and vinceCouple
over a year ago

wickford

"All the really cool and sexy women multiple times. Obviously we don’t do veris coz it would be cruel to everyone else to show how much of the sex is going on without them .

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All of ya, you just don’t know it yet.

I’m scared"

Don’t be, I’ll treat you with lover like tenderness. It’ll be beautiful.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

No. I havent done that yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And are you jealous that I’ve not slept with you yet?

I'm sure my invite is just lost in the post Pickle

I've had my fair share of forumites. I must admit that when I first joined the forums I had a how many forumites can I fuck mentality

It didn’t get by your filters OBVS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No fucking... So no one

Would I no...

Here for a forum perusal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jealous.. No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And are you jealous that I’ve not slept with you yet? "

Hell no.. Bet you relieved

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By *r Mrs FuckableCouple
over a year ago

Stoke

None that I know of, but we're fairly new here!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I met quite a few years ago but they have mostly left site over the years ( hope it wasn’t anything I did

) I could mention names but what’s the point you won’t know them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I met quite a few years ago but they have mostly left site over the years ( hope it wasn’t anything I did

) I could mention names but what’s the point you won’t know them

I’ve been here for years, baby

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Only one forum user x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None yet but we are friends in the background and it's just a case of being in the same part of the country at the same time, it will happen though.

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By *neforutoMan
over a year ago

Fantasy land in the SW

Fucking, hahahhahahhaha

Getting a chat going is difficut enough

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"All the really cool and sexy women multiple times. Obviously we don’t do veris coz it would be cruel to everyone else to show how much of the sex is going on without them .

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only one forum user x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope- nobody wants me

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

No one unfortunately

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Only one forum user x

It's someone u would all know ! But is on the back burner here now! Since he found a lovely lady for a relationship x

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"No one unfortunately "

Surely you’ve bonked at least one out of Taffy, Dee Dee or Brenda “Cavey Wavey”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only one forum user x

It's someone u would all know ! But is on the back burner here now! Since he found a lovely lady for a relationship x"

Oh. I thought you were talking about me.

Soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"None that I know of, but we're fairly new here! "

Welcome! And want to change that?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"No one unfortunately

Surely you’ve bonked at least one out of Taffy, Dee Dee or Brenda “Cavey Wavey”

"
no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha that old chestnut

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

It’s a trap

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Everyone. Yes, even you!

Oh - you don't mean in my head? Shit ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everyone. Yes, even you!

Oh - you don't mean in my head? Shit ..."

You’ve had sex with me in your head? Don’t lie?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"It’s a trap"

I'd let you trap me

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"Everyone. Yes, even you!

Oh - you don't mean in my head? Shit ..."

Was it good for you?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

No forum fucking. Yet.

Yes.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I’d actually be totally fine listing them but I wouldn’t unless they were also fine.

To all the hotties who have experienced my beautiful penis ~ you know who you are

Steve… yes.

It’s our destiny.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

A few men and a couple in the time I've been on here

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No forum fucking. Yet.

Yes."

The thing is, Mrs KC, I am also upset that we’ve not slept together.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"It’s a trap

I'd let you trap me

I can’t wait to bum you.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"A few men and a couple in the time I've been on here

Tinder x"

Tart.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"It’s a trap

I'd let you trap me

I can’t wait to bum you."

Jokes on your my butt has teeth

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"A few men and a couple in the time I've been on here

Tinder x

Tart."

Guilty as charged

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like I need to name one of them.

But I've been here since '19, so is this current or past users? I mean let's face it there's a lot gone missing in that time.

If it's not current my answer is 0.

Do you deny that we’ve had sex?

With each other, no we haven't had sex in any capacity or with anyone else.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Steve… yes.

It’s our destiny."

Truuuuu

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"It’s a trap

I'd let you trap me

I can’t wait to bum you.

Jokes on your my butt has teeth "

Brace yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like I need to name one of them.

But I've been here since '19, so is this current or past users? I mean let's face it there's a lot gone missing in that time.

If it's not current my answer is 0.

Do you deny that we’ve had sex?

With each other, no we haven't had sex in any capacity or with anyone else.

Did I dream that?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for playing.

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