FabSwingers.com forum: What d’ya all want for Christmas, Fabsters?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I *know* you all can’t wait for it, it’s not long now!

So what are you hoping to find in your Stockings on Christmas morning after Santa had slipped down your chimney, crept into your bedroom and unloaded his bulging sack into them on Christmas Eve?

Obviously World peace and the end to all suffering etc etc (zzzzzz) yeah yeah we get all that, but what non-virtue signalling gift do you want, just for you?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

All I want for Christmas is... YOU!

Be warned people it's coming, sooner than you think. The time is almost upon us. She will soon be unleashed upon the world.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

For my house to sell.

And the new Richard Osman.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

All I want is some peace and quiet. And a mahoosive dildo I can display proudly in the living room.

Ooh. And a pony. But I've been asking for one of them for 40 years and still haven't got one, so that feels like a wasted request.

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

A woman or a couple in my bed.

Obviously peace around the world as well.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Just a new hip please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new piano

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"A new piano

For the bathroom?

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"All I want for Christmas is... YOU!

Be warned people it's coming, sooner than you think. The time is almost upon us. She will soon be unleashed upon the world. "

Do you have to? Got at least another few weeks before she starts with her caterwauling, I'd rather not be reminded its coming thanks.

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"All I want is some peace and quiet. And a mahoosive dildo I can display proudly in the living room.

Ooh. And a pony. But I've been asking for one of them for 40 years and still haven't got one, so that feels like a wasted request."

Too high expectation about the pony.

Short man pretending to be a pony?

No whip allowed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a new hip please

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I want some nice wellies

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Jewellery please

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"All I want for Christmas is... YOU!

Be warned people it's coming, sooner than you think. The time is almost upon us. She will soon be unleashed upon the world.

Do you have to? Got at least another few weeks before she starts with her caterwauling, I'd rather not be reminded its coming thanks."

Gives you times to prepare and bunker down. Always be prepared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Just a new hip please

You could have mine... but you wouldn't be bionic then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be nerdy.

I want parts for my flight simulator cockpit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A new piano

For the bathroom? "

No silly

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"All I want is some peace and quiet. And a mahoosive dildo I can display proudly in the living room.

Ooh. And a pony. But I've been asking for one of them for 40 years and still haven't got one, so that feels like a wasted request.

Too high expectation about the pony.

Short man pretending to be a pony?

No whip allowed!"

Hmm. Doesn't work I'm afraid...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anti frizz serums that actually works.

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

banes mask

Makeup. And a new table for said makeup. And lighting. And storage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anti frizz serums that actually works. "

The call them clippers.

Buzz cut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anti frizz serums that actually works.

The call them clippers.

Buzz cut! "

Unfortunately I have an ugly face. The hair helps.

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By *MrandMrsRedxCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

A big tiddy goth girlfriend, please

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After years and years of never getting any presents, it's a pure delight that my children are of an age where they can and do give me thoughtful things that they know I'll love. So anything at all they make/buy and give me.

And if santa really wants to empty his sack in my direction, I like bags, shoes,diamonds, skincare, a car, Dyson airwrap and to retire. I'm not greedy

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"Anti frizz serums that actually works.

The call them clippers.

Buzz cut!

Unfortunately I have an ugly face. The hair helps. "

Ugly face?

You definitely have nice lips, chin and teeth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A big tiddy goth girlfriend, please

Mrs x"

It must be like that Tracey Island toy back in the day, this years *must have* gift, because that’s EXACTLY what I want too!

I wonder if Anthea Turner will tell us how to make one of our own?

(* the kids on here will be totally befuddled by this reply!)

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

All expenses paid trip so Rammstein in Dublin next year... not too much to ask surely? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anti frizz serums that actually works. "

Umberto Giannini Cremè de Curl.

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By *MrandMrsRedxCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"A big tiddy goth girlfriend, please

Mrs x

It must be like that Tracey Island toy back in the day, this years *must have* gift, because that’s EXACTLY what I want too!

I wonder if Anthea Turner will tell us how to make one of our own?

(* the kids on here will be totally befuddled by this reply!)"

OMG CAN YOU IMAGINE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somone to cuddle and giggle the night away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let’s not stop the festive fun, Fabsters!

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By *athuilMan
over a year ago

up north

"After years and years of never getting any presents, it's a pure delight that my children are of an age where they can and do give me thoughtful things that they know I'll love. So anything at all they make/buy and give me.

And if santa really wants to empty his sack in my direction, I like bags, shoes,diamonds, skincare, a car, Dyson airwrap and to retire. I'm not greedy

And there was me gonna lend you my car whilst I’m away but you start off with such big fibs!!!

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By *odders88Man
over a year ago

Northampton

A couple to let me join them…or new hamstrings!

And socks obviously

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By *oldupsnheelsCouple
over a year ago

bideford

I've asked for a fantasy.... probably wake up to him picking up socks off the floor lmao

Best bloody not lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Xmas day where I don't cry would be good.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Peace and goodwill to all people.

Better health.

A private live-in dementia care nurse.

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

And if santa really wants to empty his sack in my direction, I like bags, shoes,diamonds, skincare, a car, Dyson airwrap and to retire. I'm not greedy

I can dress as santa, but if I empty my sack in your direction I'm afraid none of that would come out

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By *inky ChefMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"A Xmas day where I don't cry would be good. "

I schedule it for Christmas Eve, so it's out of the way early on.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Well seeing as I'll be travelling abroad a few times next year, I'd really love a dark green Smythson passport cover, embossed obviously.

There's a book I really want but I don't want to make it too easy for the fiancé.

And I'd love a day of doing nothing but watching horror films and drinking hot chocolate. In a voucher form. A sort of IOU.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£1K please. I have something I need to spend it on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And if santa really wants to empty his sack in my direction, I like bags, shoes,diamonds, skincare, a car, Dyson airwrap and to retire. I'm not greedy

And there was me gonna lend you my car whilst I’m away but you start off with such big fibs!!!"

You know what I meant, now drop that beauty off, I'll look after her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And if santa really wants to empty his sack in my direction, I like bags, shoes,diamonds, skincare, a car, Dyson airwrap and to retire. I'm not greedy

I can dress as santa, but if I empty my sack in your direction I'm afraid none of that would come out

Worth it to see you coming out of my chimney. No euphemism used

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By *ondgirl 1000Woman
over a year ago

crowthorne

Taylor Swift tickets. Seriously if anyone has any they no longer want

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

A decent night sleep would be great.

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Tickets for a long weekend to Italy

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By *hortishblondeWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"A decent night sleep would be great."

I agree

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Just some time off with Ailsa and our family. There isn’t much else I’d like for a gift.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy boys.

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

The same thing I have gotten the last few years, to be on my own with a bottle of wine and a box of chocolates, watching Christmas movies.

It takes a lot of work and the odd fib to avoid invites to Christmas dinner.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

A few days off . And nit having to cook again would be nice

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

A lie in would be perfect

Somewhere hot, even better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To pay no tax

Pay no bills

10k for next 30 years once a month

No.. Joy is all I need

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I want the wars to stop.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

For my mum to still be here x

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Nothing

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By *ager2please79Man
over a year ago

derby

Karen Gillan would be nice

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I had the worst christmas last year, so this year I just want a nice quiet one with lots of chocolate and booze.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Energy lots of energy I am Jacobsed.

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By *exyspecs and supermanCouple
over a year ago

A house, a very big house in the country

A new car please, Tallulah is getting on a bit now

Specs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want someone to talk to for Christmas.

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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield /derby cinemas

"The same thing I have gotten the last few years, to be on my own with a bottle of wine and a box of chocolates, watching Christmas movies.

It takes a lot of work and the odd fib to avoid invites to Christmas dinner. "
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Sounds like bliss

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By *andd_bicoupleCouple
over a year ago

wilmslow

Mrs wants kind friends

I want mrs to get better

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By *ubcdverykinkyMan
over a year ago

Bourne lincs

To wake up Christmas day to someone pounding my man pussy heaven xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A beautiful sexy naughty couple to play with on a constant basis. This would be be a great Christmas gift!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to be asked about it in the middle of October.

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By *ecretSilverlinkMan
over a year ago

Manchester

All I want for christmas is for me to just accept I don’t look like everyone else & be happier within myself

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Austin Powers penis pump.

The mr

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By *ubie2Woman
over a year ago

Marvellous Mids

"£1K please. I have something I need to spend it on.

F"
likewise!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For my mum to still be here x"

If only life worked like that, be great to see dad one last time x

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By *oneys1Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Threesome and a bukkake party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purfume and shoes

Nikki x

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I’d really really like a weekend away somewhere nice, probably on the coast.

But it’s unlikely I’ll ever get that so I would like a book.

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By *ueens of the SceneWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"For my house to sell.

And the new Richard Osman. "

This has made me howl laughing

… house sale I can understand… Richard Osman … really ?

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

Hate Christmas. A perfectly good holiday ruined by expectations.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

24 days of pegging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate Christmas. A perfectly good holiday ruined by expectations."

What expectations?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Johnny Sexton please....

He's my new crush....pheeeeewwww Hottttttt

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By *ambertMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Someone willing to sit on my face while i jingle my bells?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I want for Christmas is for Mariah Carey to shut the feck up

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

Taika Waititi's dick down my throat.

Failing that, a couple of new books and some funky underwear would be nice.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

A strict mistress with a big ass strap on cock that wants to bully a trans girl like me in my asshole

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Johnny Sexton please....

He's my new crush....pheeeeewwww Hottttttt"

He is isn't he?!

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

"For my mum to still be here x"
.lucky you for having those sort of memories..my gentle dad died before he was 50,mum seemed to spend the rest of her life finding a reason to 'beat the sh.t out of me ...if only it had been the other way around.

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

Getting back to the original post..,not to wake up with a stiffer, and think cr.p I've died, and rigor mortice is setting in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to heal the world and make it a better place. For you and for me, and the entire human race.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I'd like to heal the world and make it a better place. For you and for me, and the entire human race.

Thanks for the earworm lol

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"For my house to sell.

And the new Richard Osman.

This has made me howl laughing

… house sale I can understand… Richard Osman … really ?

Have you read them? They're so funny

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By *athuilMan
over a year ago

up north

A weekend under the stars in the arctic circle, bottle of akvavit and someone to keep warm during the night with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New year's in New York.

I've never been so I'd love that. Alternatively being more realistic but equally fab, a night in a club for a kink night followed by collapsing in a hotel,to then getting up later and having a lazy morning including leisurely sex :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A weekend under the stars in the arctic circle, bottle of akvavit and someone to keep warm during the night with"

I'll take this but alone.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"A couple to let me join them…or new hamstrings!

And socks obviously "

I agree with the socks! I just want all the socks and ones that never get any holes in them ever? Maybe that’s too much to ask for though….

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I Want a hippopotamus for Christmas

Only a hippopotamus will do

I don't want a doll, no dinky Tinkertoy

I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?

He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue

Just bring him through the front door

That's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning

Creeping down the stairs

Oh, what joy and what surprise

When I open up my eyes

To see my hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

Only a hippopotamus will do

No crocodiles, or rhinoceroseses

I only like hippopotamuseses

And hippopotamuses like me too

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

A hippopotamus is all I want

Mom says the hippo would eat me up

But then teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

The kind I saw this summer at the zoo

There's lots of room for him in our two car garage

I'd feed him there and wash him there

And give him his massage

I can see me now on Christmas morning

Creeping down the stairs

Oh, what joy and what surprise

When I open up my eyes

To see my hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

Only a hippopotamus will do

No crocodiles, or rhinoceroseses

I only like hippopotamuses

And hippopotamuses like me too

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

A day off work

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

A decent sized bag big enough to take to work that can my laptop/all my stuff, is comfy to carry and isn’t hideous.

Can I get a bag with all three qualities?!

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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

Dear Santa,

Please may I have some more glitter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same as last year , fuck all x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Spring

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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

Anal

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Hot weather

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