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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Post your hot Fab forum gossip here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ricky is a dick.

Pass it on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Meli likes Shrek.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Ricky lost his dick

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Fluffy Chicken isn’t a real chicken, she’s actually a v sexy woman in disguise ( you didn’t hear it from me)

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Stanley Funseekeris no fun at all. Dead boring apparently.

Cherry x

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Fluffy Chicken isn’t a real chicken, she’s actually a v sexy woman in disguise ( you didn’t hear it from me)"

Where have you heard that???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I have made a return I am sure that’s something to talk about ha ha

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Natalie heaven is back, you heard it here first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you believe HE slept with HER!! Only HE doesn't know about HIM, here comes the drama!!!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Natalie heaven is back, you heard it here first!"

Crimson Rose has been on a spending spree

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over a year ago

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Can you believe HE slept with HER!! Only HE doesn't know about HIM, here comes the drama!!!"

Ugh. Drama.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

I won't tell you who I gave a five finger knuckle shuffle to the other night!

#Willspillforkebab

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Fluffy would love this. Absolutely fucking loves the drama, she keeps telling Mick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you believe HE slept with HER!! Only HE doesn't know about HIM, here comes the drama!!!

Ugh. Drama.

It's better than EastEnders

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Fluffy would love this. Absolutely fucking loves the drama, she keeps telling Mick. "

You can't get signal in the euro tunnel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ricky has chlamydia.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"Stanley Funseekeris no fun at all. Dead boring apparently.

Cherry x

Eeeeek!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Cherry likes taking her knickers off

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Daizy is a secret escapologist and can get out of handcuffs and leg restraints without leaving a clue as to how she does it.

Or so someone whose name I can’t remember tells me. Definitely wasn’t me, absolutely not

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Shadylady is secretly part of the Royal Family. It’s actually Lady Shady, she hid it in plain sight all this tjme.

I’d bow but my knees and my back y’know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elphaba loves to dress up as a witch and cry and is kinda like marmite when it comes to TikTok.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Ricky is working on a top ten forumites thread.

Pass it on and take cover

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon butter cream is actually in the middle of a legal war with Mary Berry over the rights of "lemon butter cream".

You didn't hear this from me :D

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

ApositiveAngel was once not positive about something. She had doubts for at least 2 minutes.

Extract juicy titbit- she still made the right decision and everything worked out well.

Phone hacking Piers Morgan has got nowt on me when it comes to story

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
over a year ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Shadylady is secretly part of the Royal Family. It’s actually Lady Shady, she hid it in plain sight all this tjme.

I’d bow but my knees and my back y’know

Orf to the tower you go...

*flicks hand with pinky out*

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"Shadylady is secretly part of the Royal Family. It’s actually Lady Shady, she hid it in plain sight all this tjme.

I’d bow but my knees and my back y’know

Orf to the tower you go...

*flicks hand with pinky out*

Yes your ladyship

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

That guy that predicted all the rugby results is currently trying to wash about three dozen eggs off his face!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Ricky Machado wears Owen Farrell pyjamas for bed.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Daizy is a secret escapologist and can get out of handcuffs and leg restraints without leaving a clue as to how she does it.

Or so someone whose name I can’t remember tells me. Definitely wasn’t me, absolutely not

Its all about where you conceal the key!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pegged Ricky and he shat all over the bed.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Ricky can dance to Saturday night like a pro!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard he left a poo snail trail across the curtains and stomped out the hotel room wearing her tampons as earrings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I heard he left a poo snail trail across the curtains and stomped out the hotel room wearing her tampons as earrings."

Racy Rocket is a fitness instructor and lives off a diet of baked beans and lamb chops.

It's the beans that are responsible for her moniker, but don't stand behind her.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"Daizy is a secret escapologist and can get out of handcuffs and leg restraints without leaving a clue as to how she does it.

Or so someone whose name I can’t remember tells me. Definitely wasn’t me, absolutely not

It’s all about where you conceal the key!

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Got a real scoop for you :

One of the forum regulars is lining up a “ my mate fancies you” thread for Sunday evening.

So make sure your sparkly postie pants are washed and ironed and hope your crush or unrequited love interest is online at the right time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ricky can dance to Saturday night like a pro!

Mrs "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I heard Mrs Knight loves men growling at her boobs.

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By *ignumptyMan
over a year ago

cold ash

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

Well I didn't in any of this. Damn it am I not part of the mythical fab clique!?

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By *harlie38Man
over a year ago

walsall

I heard that _mber81 likes it on a steamboat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I didn't in any of this. Damn it am I not part of the mythical fab clique!?

I heard that Amber81's massive arse and thighs likes conversation," I understand they might be bilingual.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I heard Meli is actually a nun and, being a cheeky woman of God, is using her lustful descriptions to condemn anyone that replies to hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard that Brucey isn’t actually that juicy..

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I heard that Brucey isn’t actually that juicy..

Every woman here knows that! It's the men I have wrapped under my finger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nero buys his shoes from Primark and actually drinks tea.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I heard Mrs Knight loves men growling at her boobs. "

Well it's a 1st but what can I say

Mrs

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I heard Meli is actually a nun and, being a cheeky woman of God, is using her lustful descriptions to condemn anyone that replies to hell"

This is actually very witty. Thanks Brucey.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I have a beautiful bald head.

Who knew.

The mr

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I heard that Prey doesn't even like sucking dick

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh fab bitch.. Lets snitch!

I milked the cow..

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

LvM is the lead “lie” writer for the TV show would I lie to you. His best work is done after exactly 2.75 glasses of 12 year old Malbec.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"LvM is the lead “lie” writer for the TV show would I lie to you. His best work is done after exactly 2.75 glasses of 12 year old Malbec. "

Stanley Funseekers idea of fun is chasing pigeons in Trafalgar Square while holding a balloon

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"LvM is the lead “lie” writer for the TV show would I lie to you. His best work is done after exactly 2.75 glasses of 12 year old Malbec.

Stanley Funseekers idea of fun is chasing pigeons in Trafalgar Square while holding a balloon"

I’ve no option since those pesky kids chased me out of Derry Maine

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Mr Knight has a beautiful bald head

Ricky's pocket square is a fraud

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Some people on this site get their willy wet occasionally, but you ain't heard it from me

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Mr Knight has a beautiful bald head

Ricky's pocket square is a fraud

It wasn’t real

and here’s me thinking he was sophisticated.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The famous rat isn’t really a rat. Turns out it’s a beaver…

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

That hot woman has garlic breath and picks her nose when she thinks no one is looking

#youknowwhoyouare

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Jamie Hants has garlic breath and picks her nose when she thinks no one is looking

#youknowwhoyouare "

I heard that too.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"The famous rat isn’t really a rat. Turns out it’s a beaver…"

Nora's rat?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Natalie heaven is back, you heard it here first!"

Yay

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

The Fratellis don't even like the Fratellis. They bang to doom metal only and growl along while looking pretty

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"The Fratellis don't even like the Fratellis. They bang to doom metal only and growl along while looking pretty "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The famous rat isn’t really a rat. Turns out it’s a beaver…

Nora's rat?

You didn’t hear it from me….

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Brucey actually hates life.

Mrs TMN x

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"The Fratellis don't even like the Fratellis. They bang to doom metal only and growl along while looking pretty

Mrs TMN doesn't really like nipple play

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"The Fratellis don't even like the Fratellis. They bang to doom metal only and growl along while looking pretty

Mrs TMN doesn't really like nipple play "

Wash your mouth out

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"The Fratellis don't even like the Fratellis. They bang to doom metal only and growl along while looking pretty

Mrs TMN doesn't really like nipple play

Wash your mouth out"

What you giving me.to wash my mouth with

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"The Fratellis don't even like the Fratellis. They bang to doom metal only and growl along while looking pretty

Mrs TMN doesn't really like nipple play

Wash your mouth out

What you giving me.to wash my mouth with "

Oh I dunno, something sexy, bit early for my brain to work

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"The Fratellis don't even like the Fratellis. They bang to doom metal only and growl along while looking pretty

Mrs TMN doesn't really like nipple play

Wash your mouth out

What you giving me.to wash my mouth with

Oh I dunno, something sexy, bit early for my brain to work "

I know what I'd like to wash my mouth out with

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"The Fratellis don't even like the Fratellis. They bang to doom metal only and growl along while looking pretty

Mrs TMN doesn't really like nipple play

Wash your mouth out

What you giving me.to wash my mouth with

Oh I dunno, something sexy, bit early for my brain to work

I know what I'd like to wash my mouth out with "

Go on then, you can do the work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard that Caucasian ghandi is actually from his dads left bollock

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Ricky has Brigitte tied up in his basement. That's why she's disappeared.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I heard that Caucasian ghandi is actually from his dads left bollock"

I heard demi changed her lipstick just for me

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Very few people know that our very own Meli played violin at the king’s coronation but refused to wear shoes as her feet were sore from a midnight feet fetish event she’d attended the night before in Covent Garden’s.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Very few people know that our very own Meli played violin at the king’s coronation but refused to wear shoes as her feet were sore from a midnight feet fetish event she’d attended the night before in Covent Garden’s.

Convent Garden, surely? She's a nun!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"The Fratellis don't even like the Fratellis. They bang to doom metal only and growl along while looking pretty

Mrs TMN doesn't really like nipple play

Wash your mouth out

What you giving me.to wash my mouth with

Oh I dunno, something sexy, bit early for my brain to work

I know what I'd like to wash my mouth out with

Go on then, you can do the work"

I'm a single man on fab, no change there then

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Ghandi isn't Caucasian, he's actually labradoodle

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Ghandi isn't Caucasian, he's actually labradoodle"

Poor 'Juicy' Brucey. Dry as a bone, or so they say. It's s a sad tale, actually, poor lad.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

YOLO is actually a cat and is on life number 7!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Julie's now a vegan. Beef is LIVID.

But you didn't hear it from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad nanna doesn't actually have any grandchildren and has never been in trouble

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Kinky couple aren’t kinky. They’re church ministers

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Kinky couple aren’t kinky. They’re church ministers "

Jaimie isint really from Hants, she's from Skeggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad nanna doesn't actually have any grandchildren and has never been in trouble"

Petite woman isn't really petite, nor is she a woman. She is actually a 6'4" lumberjack from Ontario called Bernard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kinky couple aren’t kinky. They’re church ministers "

Oh, so it's true they were in the cult known as the Children of God and practised 'Flirty Fishing' - where can I sign up?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Bad nanna doesn't actually have any grandchildren and has never been in trouble"

I'm a good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ricky is only interested in labradors.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Ricky is only interested in labradors."

Lemon Buttercream fancies Brucey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elphaba is actually Kevin and still has quite a few split personality's names to get through.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Kinky couple aren’t kinky. They’re church ministers

Oh, so it's true they were in the cult known as the Children of God and practised 'Flirty Fishing' - where can I sign up?

We'll send you a secret sign and you can meet us in a bus shelter in Wetwang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Elphaba is actually Kevin and still has quite a few split personality's names to get through."

Kevinnnnnn!!!! My next username, thanks!

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Mrs Kinky Couple can juggle pool balls without using her hands. It’s a secret though so don’t tell anyone

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Brucey runs nightclasses for single men teaching them how to write good profiles, take good cock pics and send the perfect copy and pasted messages to 100 profiles in one go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brucey runs nightclasses for single men teaching them how to write good profiles, take good cock pics and send the perfect copy and pasted messages to 100 profiles in one go. "

They're failing

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Brucey runs nightclasses for single men teaching them how to write good profiles, take good cock pics and send the perfect copy and pasted messages to 100 profiles in one go.

They're failing "

Hey it's not my fault they don't listen

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Brucey runs nightclasses for single men teaching them how to write good profiles, take good cock pics and send the perfect copy and pasted messages to 100 profiles in one go.

They're failing

Hey it's not my fault they don't listen "

Brucey really really really wants to be pegged, his inbox is open for strap on pics ladies

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Everyone in the forums is missing Jenny TV but are afraid of saying so in case the mods/admins ban them

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Ghandi doesn't brush his teeth because he doesn't trust the medical research behind toothpaste!

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By *ddie1966Man
over a year ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Shhhh !!!!!

Don't tell anyone butPetiteWoman is actually 6'1" tall.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Eddie1966 doesn't know how to ride motorcycles, he actually struggled with tricycles but wanted the photo opp

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By *abulousAvaWoman
over a year ago

Dainty Town

My neighbour has pampas grass in their garden and I've heard they like pineapples! What a shocker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drama Freee is full of Drama. He's back on the forums in disguise soaking up the drama.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Ava polishes her nipples and then sits in her window blinding unsuspecting drivers whose headlights reflect back from her booby mirrors

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By *abulousAvaWoman
over a year ago

Dainty Town

"Ava polishes her nipples and then sits in her window blinding unsuspecting drivers whose headlights reflect back from her booby mirrors

I've just spat out my tea! Good idea though

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"Ava polishes her nipples and then sits in her window blinding unsuspecting drivers whose headlights reflect back from her booby mirrors

I've just spat out my tea! Good idea though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tempting twosome is actually only the guy and he just tucks it between his legs for photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tempting twosome is actually only the guy and he just tucks it between his legs for photos. "

Our next photo idea

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Jenny went missing as she’s been called up to a secret intelligence agency to run black ops aimed at disrupting the brain draining effect of love island

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ricky is only interested in labradors."

True story.

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

"Ricky is only interested in labradors.

True story."

Good boy, sit!

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